The Most Misunderstood Chess Opening

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00:00The most misunderstood opening is the London life. They see the London and they think you're

00:05gonna build up the pyramid. That is why you're here to confuse them. You're gonna hop the pony

00:10this way, bring out the juicer this way and not defend like a chicken but attack like a madman.

00:16This is the way. If you want to make your way to the big boy league of 2500, learn the

00:22London life

00:23which the giga dummy plays that is to push on the pawn and not to build up the pyramid but

00:29hop in the pony, bring out the juicer this way. The Jobawa London technology that gets the job done.

00:36You know the first three letters J-O-B job kind of speaks for itself. So hop the pony,

00:43bring out the juicer, ready to push on this teeny pawn and you're gonna play the London life like a

00:48madman who's gonna attack because you're not a chicken. You're not gonna quack. You're gonna,

00:54you know, go crazy, push on the teeny pawn, bring out the fatty queen, some early queen

00:59attack and push this way. He's poking us, fatty is out. You might say early queen attack is 500

01:04yellow. That is true. Early queen attack is 500 yellow and at the same time 2500 yellow.

01:11Kinda crazy. In the circle of life, this is the circle of chess. You can't tell the difference

01:16between 500 and 2500. They play the exact same move but with a different brain. So you're gonna push on

01:21the pawn with the idea to push. If he takes, we can take Barak. If he takes the rookie, fatty

01:27goes there

01:27trying to sneak behind the king's back, backstag him. He's trying to pin and hop in. So we know you

01:34can pee all over us as much as you want but you can't hop onto us because if you hop,

01:39we will do the

01:40chopping action. And now we are reinforcing the tactical motive to push on the pawn and do the takesies,

01:48takesies into some kind of backstab his action. Doubling pawns is we don't even care. Okay,

01:55he's doing double attack. Let me hop in the pony to use double protection. Court had even walked the

02:01king out, connecting our rookies, getting the defense. But we said the rookies will not be

02:07connected as the pony was there. Now we can consider. Let's say he gets in one more. Okay,

02:12does not. Let's just attack. If he hops, we chop. If he takes, we take. If he takes that way,

02:17our fatty saves the rookies. So we're not afraid. And our queen is about to go in,

02:20check you out that way and maybe grab this pawn and say, hello, kid, you're home alone.

02:25Have you watched the movie Home Alone? We are the robber, but not the dumb one in the movie,

02:30the smarty pants one who's going to actually rob the house. Like they were so dumb in the movie,

02:34the kid ran away from the house and instead of robbing the house, which they came to rob the house

02:38for, they were running after the kid. Like bro, focus, focus on the lollipop. Like that was so dumb.

02:45Anyways, Pony goes Borak. We will go for the pin win shenanigans. And if he tries to save it,

02:50we will just win it. Ken go there and fumble the pawn. Ken go there looking for the shenanigans,

02:57but this check might just give us the glory. Yes, he can go all the way back trying to save

03:02it,

03:02but there's PP action from this way as well. So we are cooking left, right, center.

03:09Yeah, we're cooking all the angles. The mad angles with this London life is what you need.

03:15He goes Borak. He thinks he can save the pony, but nobody's home. Knock, knock. Let me knock down the

03:22tree house. Bro can take and throw in the check. I can take this way, that way. I literally don't

03:27care.

03:28There is no pony here to help him out. Save it. Not only we get the pony, we get the

03:32candy. We get the

03:34attack. We get everything. The best move here is to press the resign button, but he's going to press

03:40the cry button, which is also very popular these days. Absolute master class with London. And you

03:48get 97.4. You fold a 1900 yellow kid and chess.com tells you yourself, you should be 2500. Now,

03:57you know

03:57the difference between a low yellow dummy and a high yellow dummy. So this is the London life where we

04:01go

04:01fatty out and just push on the teeny pond and we don't even poop in our diapers because we are

04:06a

04:07big boy now. We poop on the kid. The best move was to go back and let the pony die.

04:11He went there. We

04:12went for the pin win angle. He lost the pony and he cried. Let us play the London because that

04:17is the

04:18one true opening to find happiness. Yes. So hop in the pony, bring out the juicer, push on the teeny

04:25ponds and ask him what's the plan. He breaks the center. We'll hop the pony towards the center and then

04:30we'll

04:31go for the early queen attack looking shenanigans. If he hops in, we'll happily chop it off. He does

04:37not. We bring out the fatty queen anyways. If he castles, we know we're going to attack like a crazy

04:43man. Bro kind of walked into the frying pan. Mr. Chicken, let's fold you, quack you. I don't know.

04:51Chicken nuggets incoming. Anyways, if he ever hops, we are happy to take it. We don't care. He can go

04:56queen here trying to poke the pawn. No concern. Take C's, take C's is the way. Let me push. If

05:02you

05:02bring out the queen, we can castle and save this, save that. So every single teeny pawn is chilling.

05:08He might go for some kind of pin win shenanigans on the pony, but we will put the juicer there.

05:13Oh,

05:13he broke the center. He's going attacking. Can I push? If he takes here, we take here. It is an

05:20idea.

05:21We're trying to throw in an intermezzo move saying, if you take this way, I'll take that way. And if

05:26you

05:26take that, we will take that way. So we can technically not do the business. And if you hop

05:30here, I can take, take, take, take. So you got to go back home. And then what? I can't push

05:36here right

05:37now. I can castle. No, then he can take here and we can't take back because there's some dumb, dumb

05:42tactics and whatnot. I can just bring out the juicer, sacrifice the pawn for some counter sacrifice,

05:49attacking businesses. Yeah, we're cooking like crazy. He's considering the possibility to go out and

05:55party, which is a nice, nice possibility. Not gonna lie. Maybe after takes, takes, takes, takes, takes,

06:01he does win this pawn in the end and believes it ain't as shabby. Oh, he believes in it. He

06:07thinks queen

06:08takes the pawn. Okay, there's a free rook. Like, I don't even know what to say. I think he forgot

06:16that these

06:17juicers do not move in a straight line and they move in the diagonal line. Back to back London

06:23games where we won way too quickly. I don't think we played well. I think there's a mustard. But

06:29chess.com is telling us again that you should be 2,500. So that is the power of this London

06:35life

06:35where we bring out the fatty queen and just attack like a crazy person. Fishy is never a fan of

06:40this

06:41attacking business because Fishy says, I can find the defense, but nobody can find the D these days.

06:46So he hops, takes, takes, takes, and all he had to do was go for some insane queen beer.

06:53I don't even know what that is. Apparently the idea is you can't take this way as you trap the

06:58queen.

07:00But he said, let the rookie die. Let the kitty cry. Both the London games were kind of too easy.

07:06So

07:06let's get one more London game because it's about proving a point that hopping in the pony,

07:13bringing out the juicer is the opening that you need to be high-low. Repokes it. We save it.

07:20If he goes for any kind of D business, we can continue hopping. Not to be. I can go there

07:25looking to go in, but he has a push. So we don't need to do any of the funny business.

07:30We can continue

07:31with the development angle. Push was there, but he was happy to take it. Let's just bring out the juicer.

07:36Takes, takes is fine. If he hops in, we can go back to save it. And we will not go

07:41short castling.

07:43We will go long and attack. And this London is not for chickens. It's for giga chickens who know how

07:51to attack. He poked it. We save it. Whichever he takes, we will take with the pawn because we don't

07:56want to trade our juicers. Look at this guy, that guy, both the guys looking to just attack.

08:02Pony here looks nice, but he can take it. So let me reinforce that idea by getting Mr. Pond. And

08:09now

08:09if I hop in, now if he takes, we can take back. And this rookie is saying, hello, knock, knock.

08:15Who's

08:15home? Somebody should be home. Not sure what that does because we're just attacking like a crazy

08:20person at this point. I guess technically he can go edge. The good thing about the edge is he can't

08:25even take here because we can take here and this open edge file is way too much. Some kind of

08:30fishing pole

08:30trap. Just now I realized there was even a possibility for us to go for a Greek gift sacrifice.

08:37Sacrifice there, hop in and you know, go crazy. So let's sacrifice now. Better late than never.

08:46Somebody said it. I don't know who. Now we can check it as he can't take as we have the

08:50pin-win

08:50shenanigans. And if he goes, Barack, you know the way. Like sacrifice juicer. Why are you thinking?

08:57That's the job of Maggie man to do it. Your job is to sacrifice. Okay. Now you need to figure

09:04out a

09:04mate. I would like to go there, threaten the mate, but not to be. I like the idea to simply

09:11swing in

09:11the rookie with a dumb idea that if you go there, I'll fold you and ask him what is his

09:17plan because

09:18my plan is crystal clear. That is to check into here. Like show me the defense. As simple as it

09:30can

09:30get. Maybe you could have gone juicer here with the idea to ask him to take, but he would have

09:34never

09:34taken. A rookie has an idea to get the defense and after check, he can try to run away somewhere.

09:40We can throw in the rookie, but if he goes there, some queen check, rook check, it's a slaughter. I

09:45don't

09:46believe this way, that way. Anyways, I was about to go rookie and fumble.

09:51So can't block obviously. Got to run whichever way he pleases. Our rookie will join in the party.

09:58You will go there trying to run, but our queen into rook shenanigans is way too good. And another

10:08slaughter? Onslaught? I don't even know. We're out of words for this kind of business. Another quick win.

10:16And we get double brilliant. What in the tomato world is going on? So he tried to confuse us with

10:23some kind of shenanigans. We knew what to do. That is focus on the lollipop. And apparently sacrifice

10:28was not suggested. So we waited. And then we said this is the why. And then this is the why.

10:35And just

10:36over. And rook here. El classical rook lift. Apparently if he goes rook here sacrificing the

10:42rookie has chance to live. He tried and there was a force mate in 7-8 moves. Not your 6

10:47-7,

10:48but 7-8 is good enough. Show you the power of the London for the fourth time. Because why not?

10:54All three games felt a bit scripted. So what can we do? It's just, I don't know. London opening is

11:01just that cracked up. I don't even know what he did. He just gave us the good boy center. We

11:05can push on

11:06the teeny pawn, kick away the pony. If he goes there, we'll trap him and win him in five moves.

11:11Okay,

11:11at least not to be. We can bring out the juicer. Look to be an attacking champion. If he tries

11:17to break the

11:17center, we can F it. If he takes, we can take back. We have good center. We can go for

11:23development

11:23angle. And similar to the last shenanigans, we are not here to castle like a kiddie. We are here to

11:30attack like a madman. Let's hop in. He might hop here, try to poke it. Not to be. Let me

11:36go long

11:37because everybody knows longer is better. And then attack. Just attack. I like the idea to go G first,

11:43that he can't hop in and then go for the edge business. Because if I go edge directly,

11:48he might push it and say no, even though it weakens him out. So let's attack. He can push and

11:55kick away

11:56the pony. Oh, I just saw the idea that I can even hop in this way. Look to sit in.

12:02He's trying to do

12:03something. I don't know. I guess takes and he says the pony can hop in, but I can just chop.

12:10Yes,

12:10I lose my juicer, but open G file for the onslaught is crazy. Yes, you can go for a pin

12:17angle.

12:18But look at this edge pond running all over the board. Pony will hop in. Faddy will join the party.

12:25You can't believe in this. Not sure where the pony is up to. Not sure. He's trying his best.

12:31Takes takes is fine. Not sure what that achieved. Mr. Juicer would like to poke it,

12:37but for now he's just big chilling. Our plan is kind of vanilla. We can hop in, but let's just

12:42attack.

12:43Like focus, man. Focus on the attacking business. Maybe Queen here to save the pawn. He doesn't even

12:48save the pawn. What is going on? Rookie is in. We might even just double it up and roll him.

12:55There's no check. How do we like to do it? Kind of want to sacrifice. Oh, I like that you

13:00double it up.

13:00Hmm. Not sure. Do I want to go this way or that way? That is the question. I like Queen

13:06here.

13:07Taking a sneak peek there. And he can't go there because we can sacrifice. Yeah, I like this more

13:13I look at it because now the rookie can join this way and poke it from all the angles. So

13:17he's just

13:18setting up the pieces for the next game. Makes sense. It is a very sensible thing to do. Another

13:23London slaughter. And they say London opening is boring. We don't get double brilliant like the last

13:30time or high accuracy because we were kind of trolling a bit with our moves. But our plan was

13:35simple. That is to go long and attack like a crazy person. And I don't know, he just kind of

13:40foley

13:40like burrito. Like look at this rookie going. We could even sacrifice rookie for no reason. But we

13:45went for a simple business and just won. Five London games in one video. Kind of getting overtime. Yes,

13:53usually we just keep three games in a video. But all the games were so fast, so quick,

14:00it's crazy. It is crazy. The blunder kid is here. Let's fold him like a burrito because why not?

14:10Bro is thinking. Thinking a bit too much on move on. What is going on? Let's just focus. Focus on

14:16the chess business. Let's roll him with the sweet pony hoppy shenanigans so that we can get the juicer

14:24here business and show you the power of the London. Be better than the other kiddies. Just be better.

14:31Don't go pony and get folded. Nice. So he prevents the pony here business. If he brings out the juicer,

14:36we'll go F into G. If he goes for pawn here, we'll go fatty here into G. And okay, he

14:41breaks the center.

14:42Let's hop in. Takes takes is fine. We would like to. Oh, Bro's trying to pin it. We can just

14:47kick away the juicer.

14:48If he takes, we're happy to take. If he goes Barack, oh, he says, bring out the fatty queen.

14:54Thank you very much. If he takes, we can take back. And if he goes for any kind of pony

14:58hoppy

14:59shenanigans trying to poke us, we are more than happy to castle. And our plan is same as the past,

15:04I don't know, 100 games, 1000 London games. How much ever London games we have played.

15:11That is to push, push, push, and keep on pushing. That is the plan. So he can go there,

15:20but we can take, take and push the pawn, kick away the pony. Or we can even put the juicer

15:24back,

15:25save this pawn so that we can bring out the juicer this way and we don't fumble the pawn and

15:29then

15:29continue with our pushing business so that whenever, whenever, whenever he castles,

15:34he's going to get absolutely cooked. So let me push it. I don't know, maybe after takes, takes,

15:42he believes he can sit with the pony here, but we are more than happy to go here, not to

15:46be.

15:46Let's continue. After takes, I'm even considering the possibility to take with the pawn so that this

15:53pawn says protected and then we can actually develop. He's going for the pony hopping business.

15:58We're going for the G business. Thank you for the pony. Now the rookies are connected and we can

16:03go G like crazy. We can even break this center, ask him to take and open up the king. Ooh,

16:11it's spicy.

16:12And if he takes here, I can take there. Disco in the house. So he kind of got to take.

16:17But then

16:18the pony goes in, poking here. Oh, it's over. That was such a bad pony hopping by the kitty.

16:25Blunder man, not blunder man, blunder kid from the Malaysia actually blundered. I don't see the move.

16:30I guess he got to hop the pony. But then we take this with the disco and then we take

16:35that again.

16:37It's rough out here. That one pony business was bad. We can take the pony. Attack this way,

16:46that way. Maybe he believes queen here is the way, but we can take this way. The only tries to

16:51sacrifice

16:52and say you get a pawn for your trouble, but that is way too much trouble.

16:59Man, I thought we'll get a longer game because the kid was kind of playing nicely, but it doesn't

17:04even matter. Let's just chill. He can't push. We can take here. Technically he can take the pawn,

17:09trying to cook up something, but there's no rook here because we covered this juicy diagonal.

17:14So let him take. And then we just, we can even go rook here, trying to be a bit of

17:18a trading man.

17:19Or we go, gee, just saying, attack, open up the tree house. Knock, knock. Santa is here.

17:25So this is how he fumbles one more piece. You can take, take, and then become a bit of a

17:31trader

17:31if you want to. And I can take here. And if he ever takes here, there's a disco to win

17:35the fatty as well.

17:36So it's a problem. It's the problem. He's trying to F it. And we just say knock, knock. Santa is

17:45here.

17:45We could have gotten rook here with the idea to poke it. And if he pushed it, we could have

17:48just

17:49sacrificed the whole piggy bank. Oof. I think that was maybe better than pushing this pawn.

17:54I don't see the difference of rook here because you can't push as there's a pin this way. Oh, but

17:59even

17:59this looks so good. Like if you take here, we take here and we are entering from all the angle.

18:04Let's change our plan. Yeah, change our plans. We could have taken this pawn, but we did not.

18:12Let's sacrifice the juicer this way. Bro takes in. We go in. Look at the lawn mower checkmate.

18:20One rookie on D. One rookie on E. Fatty on F. The king is getting butchered in the center.

18:28Absolute slaughter. I don't even have words for it. It's a massacre. It's brutal.

18:35Now you know the power of the London. Don't misunderstand. Or I don't know.

18:41Confuse the London with the old London. This is the new technology.

18:45This is the new technology. So what can he technically do?

18:52It's a question.

18:54Oh, I forgot he would castle. Since when? I guess since day one. Not like it helps him in any

19:02way,

19:03possible manner and whatnot. Let's just check it. Like if he goes there, we can grab this.

19:10It's rough. Okay, he ran. He ran. Not sure how far he's running, but he's running.

19:17We'll give him effort. We'll give him a F for effort. Yeah, it's bad.

19:23Yeah, the rookies joining in this way, that way and they will be a mate somewhere.

19:28He tried his best. He tried his best. Let's bring in this rookie because he was kind of getting bored.

19:35Five London games of absolute slaughter.

19:40Now you know play this business. So what was happening? Because he was playing the opening kind of fine.

19:46I don't think take series is bad.

19:47And then we just went for the attacking business. He went back. We continued to attack.

19:52And I think the only fumble was to hop in. He thought he was going in.

19:56That's just a tomato. We take, take, take and push on the pony. It's cooked.

19:59Like the best move is to go there and lose the piece. If that is the best move, then I

20:03don't know.

20:04He went there. We could have taken this with the idea to go in. We just took the pony.

20:08He sacrificed and there were way too many ways to win it.

20:12Now Queen here was suggested. We went for the G business. He took it.

20:15I mean we pushed it. And then apparently pawn G7 was a mate in eight.

20:20We went rook here, which is not a mate. He's in castle. I forgot about the castle business.

20:24Yeah, I should have just gone for the business.

20:25And then we sacrificed you, sir. Still a mate.

20:28That is a mate. Yeah, everything is a mate. Bro tried, tried, but cried.

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