00:01who the hell put me in a wedding dress I'm straight now please kiss your groom
00:08no way I'm not kissing some straight guy
00:13kiss now in the future you'll kiss every day
00:22FBI Mr. Winslow your daughter is here you have 10 minutes to pick her up
00:30hold on FBI my daughter officer I'm single and only attracted to men how
00:35could I have a daughter come to the FBI building and get her otherwise she goes
00:39to a foster home
00:48Papa
00:56kid first things first I'm not your father you are my dad I'm from 2040 my other daddy is Ryan
01:04Kensington
01:08she even knows about the time you wet the bed at 8 and hid the sheets in the garage
01:11future daddy told me
01:24I'm still a child can you be a little more careful
01:37feels like someone is setting me up sir I do this for a living and honestly your gut sounds like
01:43the bullshit papa let's go find daddy don't rush to assign me a husband
02:02until the results are in nobody is your dad I'm a hundred percent your daughter don't worry Ryan
02:09papa would never cheat on you what the hell is that something a five-year-old should say
02:22your arch nemesis here
02:28in my whole life I will never get involved with Noah
02:36daddy
02:38bro this is no longer a coincidence this is copyright infringement
02:54coco should we talk about this drawing you did it last night too
03:06mom
03:07if our families really had a shared air the board would celebrate for years
03:12if you and Ryan stopped fighting for one day everyone would live longer
03:16even if every man and woman on earth disappeared I still wouldn't choose Ryan
03:21with today's technology same-sex couples having children isn't impossible
03:25no in the future he's the first one if you're really our child how could the other half just leave
03:38this better be important Ryan we need to talk
03:43I think I got you a kid
03:48what rephrase that there's a child with both your DNA and mine
03:56he always does that
03:59he always does that
04:22in the future parent registry your daddy I'm papa which one of you two is more insane future papa says
04:30you're the craziest
04:36oh
04:40did you see that I'm the boss
04:45two guys dna making a baby you might as well say he's from mars
04:48or the hulk you can keep to doubting science or you can give me your dna sample
05:02ow
05:04damn it are you crazy
05:07now we have a sample
05:09yay papa run
05:14in the future you get papa's name tattooed right here
05:19that's impossible
05:22and your big stick
05:25you're only five
05:37excited results tomorrow at 10. if you don't show i'll send milo's photo to every elder in both families
05:44you wouldn't dare
05:46try it
05:49in the future you two are you're standing this close too
06:01daddy you took my spot again
06:03get him off me
06:08daddy
06:12your future safe password is always noah papa's birthday
06:18let's just look at the report now
06:28he's really our kid
06:30welcome to reality
06:33the families forced us together for a business merger using future ivg tech to make an air yeah it was
06:38all
06:38forced
06:39no you two are in love
06:43kid don't slander me
06:47daddy hugs papa every night if i sit in the middle you say i'm a light bulb
06:53no no no from today we stay as far apart as possible no dating no flirting no drinking alone
06:57together add one more no kissing
07:07your first kiss happens right after you say
07:14you've been married 10 years and you're still fighting over my breakfast
07:17we weren't fighting
07:23if we just keep hating each other that timeline will vanish
07:27great i already hate you no practice needed
07:31then who will bathe me tonight
07:38i'm a babysitter now what about my weekend i don't know but my weekend is very enjoyable
07:54i'm hungry
07:59perfect there's no food for kids at all
08:09why do you have this future papa said daddy has to wear it when he cooks
08:16i don't want to wear it when he cooks at all
08:28wow taking care of a kid is so amateur
08:31yeah sure you're way more maternal
08:34let's eat together
08:35future fridays are always dinner
08:39only dinner not a date
08:49no kids allowed go drink your milk
08:53didn't you say you weren't jealous i'm not jealous he's just standing too close
08:56daddy always says that when he's jealous
09:09daddy you can go see papa if you want
09:12like hell i'm going to see him
09:19whoa
09:31your face looks like you're ready to kill his boyfriend
09:34i'm just assessing dangerous people for milo
09:44noah and i are just a family arrangement the one i really want has always been you
09:47i'll wait for you
09:51winslow still has terrible taste in men
09:54are you going to tell him i just don't want my daughter's papa to be played by a liar
09:58daddy's taking his claim
10:10good now keep eye contact
10:12i'd rather suffocate
10:14i'd rather go blind
10:15i'd rather never grow up
10:21where's coco asleep bath teeth three stories now stop interrogating me
10:31what the hell are you doing here
10:32i'll tell you your perfect match was just making out with someone in the hallway very into it
10:45this union is only a business deal i thought you also agreed we wouldn't interfere with each other
10:49then you should have at least told your partner there were hidden terms
10:52cut peg love was never going to happen between us
10:59it's cold out don't let coco see a hungover sick papa tomorrow morning
11:03are you worried about me i'm protecting the quality of child care
11:25daddy papa said if you don't come home to eat you have to sleep on the sofa
11:33we're done here
11:43come on you're coming to work with me today
11:51stay here don't call me daddy don't come in and especially don't discuss the future
12:05daddy i can't open this juice
12:11what did she just call you it was a pronunciation error
12:14daddy
12:16the winslows are coming tonight bring the girl i want to meet your friend
12:41daddy papa
12:42why are there so many change back into one
12:45the winslows are coming in and out of the house
12:51papa do you not want me anymore are you and daddy getting a divorce
12:56the divorce papers were signed yesterday
13:01ryan if you make her cry again i'll really take away your custody
13:07papa and daddy love each other deeply we're not divorced
13:15i knew it since ryan and noah can't stand each other we'll arrange partners for them
13:21as long as there's a joint air the merger goes through
13:28don't say anything
13:34hi grandpas
13:37so we already have a joint air
13:43hurry daddy and papa can't catch us coco that's dangerous get off the shark
13:52the
13:52sweetheart say grandpa kensington grant me winslow rolls off the tongue better
13:57actually in the future the winslows end up winning the naming price
14:02why because papa's family gives more stuff
14:05you just started an arms race
14:09send over the kid-sized rolls royce from the garage
14:15repaint the gulf tween pink
14:23we're doomed
14:28which one do you like sweetie
14:30coco do you prefer diamonds or emeralds
14:55run it again and i'd still win
14:57don't flatter yourself coco loves me more
15:06i've decided nobody wins today the competition continues
15:17daddy papa don't run
15:27are you spoiling a kid or bidding on oil
15:31she's not a collab put the surname contracts away
15:37papa that's mine
15:40the first three were yours too the fourth goes to the dentist
15:57i'm just keeping your family from spoiling her into the er
15:59funny i'm doing the same for yours
16:02enough
16:05your first time agreeing and it's because of me
16:12max three suites protective gear for every ride and guardian approval for expensive gifts
16:16the suite's limit should be two
16:29don't gaga
16:36hey you're not listening
16:46your dad bought her a horse your dad bought that horse a bentley transport
16:51ice cream chocolate
16:56you two are acting like the same person we are not
17:31daddy and papa are awesome
17:33when did they get so in sync
17:35actually in the future my favorite thing isn't cars planes or even an island
17:39what is it it's when you both hang out with me
17:42in the future every time you two get butterflies you have to pretend to be busy for 10 seconds
17:48no way that's exactly what you said the first time you live together in the future
17:54quack quack
17:56see they listen better than you two
18:12this is a home not a pit stop
18:14you brought three suitcases of skin care who's the intruder here
18:20who approved that one the marriage counselor
18:23delete it can't it's synced to the future cloud
18:32you're gonna burn the kitchen down careful you don't slice your hand off
18:44no pictures
18:45no pictures
18:45i'm not i'm gathering evidence for future me
18:49i'm scared of thunder read me a story both of you
18:53you dotty little princess and the moon kid's story
18:59at least noah wouldn't feed the kid to death
19:02ryan only broke one plate today that's real progress
19:08rival alert
19:11who
19:23earth agrees to be friends with you
19:29No interstellar adoption
19:32Mr. Ryan, Mr. Noah, are the two families about to announce a partnership? Is it true?
19:36Who's the kid between you two?
19:39From now on, you two hold hands like this at every party
19:43Future me must be out of his mind
19:44What a poser
19:45Noah, long time no see
19:52How have you been? I've been worried about you
19:56Talk somewhere else
20:02You two are just a business arrangement
20:04Noah, you're nothing but a tool
20:13The engagement ends here
20:16You can't leave
20:17Without your family, mine is finished
20:20I have no obligation to help you
20:24He said it's over
20:25So it's over
20:34Don't die of thirst
20:37Doing a good deed but still acting like a jerk
20:40I've always been a bastard
20:49If I can't live, neither will you
20:59Coco, marry me when I grow up
21:02No
21:19Go on
21:19What, too stunned by my looks?
21:23Narcissist
21:34I'm getting napkins
21:36Don't let go for ten seconds or I'll cry so hard I'll flood the whole earth
21:48Breaking the engagement actually feels like a relief
21:50Of course you're lighter, you dumped a scumbag
21:52Aren't you a scumbag too?
21:53Are you serious?
21:54I'm totally pure, okay?
21:55I never messed around with guys
21:59Two heirs hide their five-year-old child together
22:01Suspected a legal gene project
22:08The Winslow and Kensington family's marriage and resulting in a child
22:11Daddy, Papa, are we famous now?
22:21Looks like it
22:22Run
22:34Daddy, Papa, this is my new friend
22:44Cut ties with Coco
22:45Say she was legally adopted
22:47Seal every DNA report
22:48And deny she's related to either family
22:52As long as Coco isn't your child
22:54This storm goes away
22:55Deny my own daughter just to save the company
22:56Admit she's yours and you could lose everything
22:59Including your inheritance
23:00Your call
23:01Whatever happens, I'm with you
23:07Who is Coco?
23:08Why does she carry DNA from both families?
23:10Did you create an illegal embryo?
23:13Daddy, Papa, why didn't you wait for me?
23:21You want to know who she is?
23:23She's my daughter
23:24And Noah?
23:26He's my family too
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