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00:02so i found out the other day that one of the channels that you guys my viewers have been
00:09watching is zach dfilms so today i thought let's go to zach dfilms channel and react
00:17to the weirdest videos on his channel because god knows he makes some of the weirdest videos
00:24on this website um somebody told me to search biohazard on a plane zach dfilms what could
00:33this possibly be bro all right fequila
00:42all right are we serious right now are we that ass right now
00:50diarrhea exploded from the woman splattering the seats and dribbling down the aisle she was on a
00:56flight when her stomach suddenly began hurtling and she got up to use the bathroom but she didn't
01:02make it the smell hit immediately making nearby passengers gag bro bro chacho whisper flow uses
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01:16i'm not your
01:17girlfriend and then mark said what are you talking about babe and then she said yeah i know you heard
01:20me and then she'd throw her beer in his face it was insane whisper flow will even take care of
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01:36how did the poop even leave her pants i'm very confused here
01:41like was the force just so powerful that it like went right through the pants or was like
01:49the diarrhea so potent that it burned through them or like like that's just a question that i am
01:55wondering um guys i've experienced something kind of like this actually back when i was a kid i was on
02:03a plane and um i literally vividly remember this i was sitting behind this very large man like very large
02:13like i'm talking i'm pretty sure the guy had to take two seats like he had two seats and bro
02:19he just kept
02:21farting and he was sitting in between two seats so there's like a hole right in the middle facing me
02:29in front of me so every time he farted all of the fart just went straight into me and it
02:36was like the
02:37nastiest thing ever because like his butt was positioned right between the two seats so all the
02:43gas just went straight back towards me and dude i was like nine or ten at the time and it
02:48made me
02:49never want to fly again like i didn't fly for like 10 years after that it was the worst experience
02:55of my
02:55life and retch the crew's desperate attempts to clean it only spread the mess further oh my god
03:00that's so bad that the pilot decided to make an emergency landing oh my god that is absolutely
03:07disgusting oh my god fakila sent me another one okay fakila
03:14filling the grand canyon with pee guys can we just have somebody check up on zach
03:22is he genuinely okay is he okay can this is somebody go check up on him bro please please everyone
03:36yo okay hold on this framework pausat is insane um if everyone yo
03:51okay how how is this okay i don't think they guys they there's literally cheeks in this video
04:01that's literally that's this guy is cheeked up right now one on earth peed into the grand canyon you might
04:08think it would fill up in less than a day but the grand canyon can hold about 1.2 quadrillion
04:14gallons
04:15and the average person pees about half a gallon a day so if all 8 billion people peed at the
04:21same time
04:21they'd only add about 4 billion gallons of pee guys just think about this for a second think
04:30about the smell just think about the smell bro that's all i want you to do in your head
04:38do you know how wretched and disgusting that smell would be the entire western united states
04:48would smell so horrible it would be like a toxic blanket of death within like a hundred mile radius
04:57oh my god bro at that rate it would take over bro why are you saying look at the thumbnail
05:02what is the
05:02thumbnail on my stream what what could it possibly be bro what's my thumbnail hey okay
05:17yo i bro i don't choose the thumbnails okay i'm just watching exactly for 800 000 years of constant
05:27peeing to fill it up 800 000 years of peeing bro humans have only been around for like 10 years
05:36or
05:3610 i mean 10 000 years wait what is this bro bro fakila everyone farting at once question mark
05:48okay why would you want to know the answer to this question if everyone on earth
05:53farted at the same time oh my god bro like who's asking these questions zack who wants to know the
06:01answer to this because it sure as hell ain't me it sure as hell ain't me i don't want to
06:06know
06:07i'm not i'm not wondering this in my head chaz anybody want to know the answer to this question
06:14you might think the combined release of gas would create an unprecedented global explosion
06:20but is this actually true no human farts can contain
06:26wait oh no now this is going to be the thumbnail wait this looks a lot weirder than
06:38okay i did not mean to pause right here i didn't think that it would it that's fire chat that's
06:45fire
06:46not trace amounts of highly flammable gas but even if all 8 billion people released this gas
06:54it still wouldn't be enough to have a serious impact it would just cause loud sounds and intense smells
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07:25uh miss i'm kind of stuck on question one two and three okay um let's read this together
07:32two x squared plus yeah i already read it and i still don't get it okay i would love to
07:38help you
07:38out but i got other stuff to do over there so please just hurry it up um isn't it your
07:42literal
07:42job to teach me how to do it just explain it to me in detail please okay then if you
07:46want to complain
07:47so much just use goth goth what are you talking about just use the ai tutor on goth you can
07:52literally
07:53talk to it here let me show you just snap a picture and she will explain it to you detail
07:57by detail
07:58here i'll walk you through the problem clearly wait i'm gonna try it out for myself hold on hello
08:02let's tackle this factoring problem together wait wait wait wait wait hold on
08:06yup go ahead and try it out for yourself
08:17loud yeah exactly bro but no think about it like if everybody farted
08:22and then they compressed the gas could it power a rocket i want to know the answer to that
08:30okay zach the film send me the okay okay faquila
08:37poop flooded the streets of edinburgh
08:42now why did poop flood the streets of edinburgh zach why don't you let me know why don't you let
08:48me
08:48know why did poop flood the streets of edinburgh why did poop flood the streets this is a question
08:54that i've always wanted to know the answer to actually thank you so much appreciate that you
09:00might get poop okay what a generational first frame bro yo we don't need to talk about that
09:08stop talking about that thumbnail this is a generational first two seconds of a video you might get like
09:15imagine you're scrolling and this is what you see like you just can't look away you just can't look
09:19away poop dumped on you if you're walking down a street in 18th century edinburgh back then it was
09:27common for all types of waste to be tossed out of windows to combat this a law was passed bro
09:34i actually
09:34heard about this when i was in new york city they said people used to just throw their poop out
09:39the
09:40window and i'm not even joking i have a crazy story actually the worst day of my life you want
09:46to hear
09:47about it right now chat it has to do with this video i was in new york city and i
09:53was in my brand
09:54new sneakers okay i was in my brand new sneakers they were these these sneakers right here thousand
10:04dollar sneakers okay thousand dollar sneakers i was walking down the street of new york and i kid you not
10:14while i'm walking down the street i step in a gigantic mound of human feces not even joking in my
10:25brand new
10:26thousand dollar sneakers there was human poop on the sidewalk and i stepped in it and it literally ruined
10:33my shoes it was the worst day of my entire life i'm not even joking this is a serious situation
10:41that
10:42happened there was a human gigantic steaming poop in the middle of the sidewalk and i have not gone
10:49back to new york since that day i haven't gone back because like who the poops on the sidewalk
10:57how did it even get there in the first place why did nobody try to stop him like anyway sorry
11:03about
11:03saying waste could only be thrown between 10 p.m and 7 a.m and before throwing the poop you
11:10were
11:10supposed to yell out guardie lou as a warning to those below now this law has never actually been
11:17repealed meaning it's still technically legal to throw your poop here bro chat we should all pull up
11:24to edinburgh and throw our poop out the what the he hid gold in his butt fakila how are you
11:35even finding
11:36all these so fast how are you even finding all these so fast stop pausing yo buddy do you realize
11:48that the
11:48point of reacting is to pause and talk what you want me to sit there and watch it in silence
11:55i don't
11:55i never understand when people say stop pausing all right let's let's move on to this next one here he
12:03shoved he shoved the gold where he shoved the gold where zach where did he shove the gold he shoved
12:10the
12:11gold chunks up his butt when his boss wasn't looking then he walked out of the mint building he would
12:16take them to a gold dealer and sell them over four months he stole 22 chunks of gold worth over
12:23a hundred
12:23thousand dollars but when he went to cash the checks the bank teller realized where he worked police
12:29found vaseline in the man's locker and more gold do you think he liked it though look at the thumbnail
12:40in his safety deposit box and after seeing the evidence the judge found him guilty
12:46yeah i would find him guilty too bro i would find him guilty too i would find him guilty too
12:54oh my oh my gosh how astronauts could turn poop into food i mean bro haven't you ever seen that
13:04one movie
13:05the earthling or the martian what's it called and he he goes to mars and he has to use his
13:14poop to grow food
13:16it's a real thing when an astronaut poops in
13:22okay what is with these crit like every one of these videos just has a butt in it like
13:30something's going on here bro space their waste could be taken and mixed with special microbes
13:36and these would eat the solids releasing gas as they go the gas could then be used to feed bacteria
13:43which
13:44would multiply quickly and since the whole thing would be heated to almost 160 degrees it would kill
13:50any germs left from the poop next the bacteria could be collected and turned into a paste which astronauts
13:57that is so nasty oh my god i'm gonna throw up oh my god that's gonna go please don't put
14:11it in his
14:12mouth don't put it in your mouth don't put it in your mouth don't put it in your mouth eat
14:15this
14:17oh that's nasty that's so gross oh my god i'm gonna actually throw up oh my god oh my god
14:23that's so gross
14:24oh my god what why why did you have to animate that would save room on the spacecraft by turning
14:32their own poop into food
14:34dude dude that's fake zack you're lying what is this thumbnail he touched me oh my god fox boy 12
14:44okay
14:46yeah
14:49one two three four five six
14:56one two
14:59dude dude what are these titles how farts can cause a fire during surgery okay okay
15:09fequila dude literally
15:15how could farts cause a fire during surgery who has ever thought of this like this is not a situation
15:22in real life world if you fart oh my god what is this frame what is this frame where is
15:29she getting surgery
15:31who like what are you guys operating on
15:36oh my god
15:39what operation is this
15:42you did not need to animate it like this you could have like had them getting surgery in the stomach
15:48or something
15:49bro's getting butthole surgery in the middle of a surgery it can cause a fire and this is because
15:55your farts release small amounts of highly flammable gases if the surgeon is using a laser
16:01the okay why would the surgeon be lasering your butthole like tool can create sparks as they cut tissue
16:08if enough gas builds up near the surgical site the spark can ignite it this can cause a sudden burst
16:14of
16:15fire which can burn you and the surgeon has that ever actually happened before
16:20okay can farts cause fire
16:24during surgery let's see if this has actually happened before
16:29yes farts have caused fires during surgery um has it happened yet
16:39yes it happened in tokyo in 2016 during a cervical surgery a patient a patient's gas leaked and caught
16:46fire when it met a surgical laser the fire burned the patient's waist and legs
16:55what that actually happened oh my god bro what a niche situation how did zach discover this
17:05oh my god that actually happened okay what if everyone recycled their pee
17:18what if akila what if bro what if i wonder what would happen i wonder what would happen if everybody
17:25recycled their pee one of life's burning questions isn't it oh if you collected your pee
17:33ah yeah zach all right boiled it and filtered it several times you'd be left with water and you pee
17:40about half a gallon per day which adds up to almost 200 gallons a year for all 8 billion people
17:47on earth
17:48it would be enough pee to fill up the world's largest building now pee is actually about 95 percent water
17:55and if
17:56recycled for one year it could provide four years worth of water for new york city well here's the thing
18:04you have to drink water to pee so it's like could you theoretically speaking
18:14re like how it's like the water cycle of pee because what if you just kept drinking water you pee
18:21and you filter the water and then you drink it again theoretically how long would you go until
18:27all the water is gone think about that think about that oh i hate that all right fequila
18:35how victorian toilets blew up i've always wondered this this is actually one of my uh i actually wanted
18:42to know how victorian toilets always blew up this is a great this is one of the greatest questions i
18:46i
18:47always wondered this you know chat if you lit a cigarette i mean chat haven't you had this question
18:51before you guys thought about this right if you lit a cigarette if you lit a cigarette while pooping
18:59this guy has yo this guy has no pants on by the way
19:28that's because all the waste was stored in underground pits
19:32and as it decomposed it released flammable gas that oh my god imagine the smell oh my god imagine
19:40the smell oh every bathroom had to have been so stinky oh my god oh i'm gonna throw up at
19:48the
19:48thought of that think about how bad it would smell traveled up the pipes even if you flushed the moving
19:55water could actually push more gas into the room and if too much of it built up a single spark
20:01could
20:01ignite it causing a massive explosion do you think that actually happened bro chat i bet that actually
20:07happened i bet it actually happened okay the ghost that haunts public toilets what is that picture
20:17fequila the ghost that haunts public toilets tell me what that is a picture
20:24what is that thumbnail bro oh my god fequila oh my god bro what is just as you're about to
20:33wipe a man in a
20:42red cape asks red paper or blue paper legend says that if you choose red you'll be slashed
20:48what is this squid games in the toilets no this is not this is fake bro this is just fake
20:55this is fake
20:55they got toilet squid games now death and your clothes will be soaked in blood but if you choose blue
21:02you'll be strangled until your face changes color now you might think you can trick him by choosing yellow
21:08but that just means he'll dunk your head in the toilet holding you there until you drown
21:15oh imagine drowning in your own poop bro that's got to be top 10 worst ways to die
21:23you're sitting on the toilet you poop and pee in the toilet some guy comes in turns you around
21:30pushes your head into the toilet
21:33you yeah it was right cruise you hear cruise he said ew even he said ew in the other room
21:40that is disgusting bro that is absolutely just generationally disgusting all right next one it
21:48okay you should be saving your poop all right zach why why bro why should i be saving my poop
22:03you should okay that oh that is disgusting oh my god what is this frame dude ew is that a
22:14butthole you
22:15should actually be saving your poop instead of oh my god
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22:34started
22:34scrolling this one looks amazing and this one too there are way more choices than i expected if you spot
22:42something you like don't overthink it just grab it before it's gone yo we just got a close up of
22:52this
22:52guy's butthole chat flushing it away and you can do this by giving your doctor a deposit later in life
22:59if you get an infection in your gut your doctor can thaw and prepare your sample then they'll transplant
23:05the good poop into your gut this repopulates your gut with good bacteria that will fight the infection
23:12and potentially save your life oh wait you have to have good poop bro that makes no sense
23:20like i thought poop is just poop what happens if you poop in the pool
23:26i actually don't know uh because i've never done this before you know obviously i mean chat who in
23:31the chat has pooped in the pool type one poop out a turn but you gotta be honest like chat
23:38have you
23:38actually pooped the pool be so honest right now be so for real with me right now have you pooped
23:44in
23:44the pool chat have you pooped in the pool if you poop out a turn why is so many people
23:49saying one that's
23:50actually crazy that is embarrassing burn in the pool you could just fish it out and add a little
23:56more chlorine to the water but if you have diarrhea oh my god oh my god i'm gonna throw up
24:03why are these videos so disgusting dude ew ew ew ew ew ew ew if you have diarrhea why the
24:10are you going swimming in the first place mess will spread rapidly and it also contains germs which
24:16can survive for days even in chlorinated water you need a huge amount of chlorine to kill them all
24:23so better just use the toilet instead oh my god he's got dookie footprints he got dookie footprints
24:30there's so much poop he got dookie footprints ew that's so gross bro
24:39all right what is this one bro yo fakila just keeps sending me these
24:45if you pee into how pee can cook pizza rolls
24:54you know humanity has evolved in a certain way to where we have things like ovens and microwaves
25:03and we just don't have to do this type of thing anymore you know if you pee into this special
25:08chamber filled with tiny microbes they would begin to feast on the nutrients in your urine this would
25:14release incredibly small particles called electrons then these electrons flow through a circuit and are
25:20captured as electricity and if you have around 5 000 gallons of pee you can generate 1200 watts which is
25:28enough energy to cook a full batch of pizza rolls in an air fryer okay sam what are you okay
25:37okay
25:38i i i i oh my god oh my god oh okay i i i i'll watch like one more
25:48i can't keep doing this bro
25:49i what what is this as he delivery driver caught using yards as bathrooms oh my god this guy was
25:58pooping
25:59on people's yards what is this first frame here he put up so he pooped and then he puts a
26:06box down
26:07on top of the poop let me just get this straight as he picked up the package he saw a
26:12human poop
26:13so let's just get this straight you're a delivery driver and you want to poop so what you do instead
26:20of like i don't know finding a bathroom you poop on the guy's front porch and then you put the
26:27box that
26:28you just delivered on top of the poop like bro you're gonna get caught bro i swear zach d films
26:36has a poop fetish so he checked the security footage and saw the delivery driver taking a dump
26:43then pulling up her pants and running away half an hour later she was caught on a second camera
26:49peeing in front of another customer's house after dropping off a package and when amazon found out
26:56they searched for the driver and banned her from deliveries but they never revealed her identity
27:02so nobody knows why she did it bro she probably it was like probably her ex-boyfriend's house or
27:09something it had to have been it had to have been someone she didn't like there's no way you just
27:15randomly be pooping on people's front porch absolutely no way okay okay dude he made coffee
27:25from his own poop
27:28what is this what is this zach zach zach who made coffee from his own poop who and why did
27:37they do this
27:39as he swallowed the coffee berries his stomach dissolved the soft fruit while the hard beans
27:45stayed intact yo why zach guys can we just have a position a petition to ask zach to please stop
27:57making the poop videos zach please and it was fermented by his stomach acid before he pooped it out
28:06then he collected the beans after cleaning and roasting them he posted them for sale on craigslist
28:12oh my god peace no way who bought them who okay whoever purchased these poop coffee beans needs to
28:20be put in a institution and they sold out quickly the same method is used with civets to make the
28:27most
28:27expensive coffee in the world so people were excited to drink poop coffee made by a human and even
28:35though some didn't like the taste he still had 40 people on his waiting list what is an e-sim
28:42and how
28:43do i get one well what you want to be using is an e-sim which works just like a
28:47sim card but instead of a
28:48physical chip you just download an arrow provides guys that is so disgusting so this guy poops in the
28:59toilet he fishes out the poop and then picks out the coffee beans from said poop drops them into a
29:08coffee
29:08roaster and makes coffee that is like seriously so gross okay i swear to god this is the last one
29:17and then
29:17zach i'm i'm done with you okay what the hell okay fakila why are they all about poop the mysterious
29:24golf course pooper who is a mysterious golf course pooper what did the golf course pooper do oh my god
29:31what pooped directly into the golf holes wiped and then disappeared into the night and the next morning
29:38golfers discovered his work while playing now he did this for yo it's it's bold of you to call it
29:45work
29:45zach his work like he's some kind of artist bro said his work they discovered his work
29:54buddy buddy he's pooping in a golf hole how is this work what was this is he painting the moda
30:02lisa
30:02like 10 years so the groundskeepers installed floodlights to try and catch him but he climbed
30:09a tree shimmied across a branch no way dude he is sniper pooper no shot how do you poop from
30:19that far
30:21dude i know it's hard to do this because when i was a kid me and my friends we didn't
30:26like this guy
30:27so we pooped in a bag and then we threw the poop at his car he did something bad okay
30:36how is this possible like it's so hard to poop in a bag you guys don't even know dude it's
30:43like hard
30:44enough to poop in a bag how could you poop from like 20 feet up and unplugged the lights all
30:50without
30:51falling or getting electrocuted and since he was never caught he just kept using the holes as his
30:57toilet leaving golfers in fear of finding his next poop that is disgusting well chat those are the
31:04weirdest zach d films shorts um genuinely what did i just watch
31:15comment down below more weird uh stuff that you want me to to check out i guess and smash like
31:21yeah if you want zack to stop making all these poop videos