00:01Take up time to fall asleep to the sound of my gun.
00:12Hello, ladies and gentlemen, cats and small dogs.
00:17I am Theo and I'm here to do a little ASMR for season two of The Gentleman.
00:24Let us begin.
00:26We're in a solo, obviously, so now I have a soft, delightful towel.
00:32Makes me want to wrap it around myself after a wet bath.
00:36I can't imagine a bath that wouldn't be wet.
00:39Sage, you must light this in a new house.
00:42Rid evil spirits of the place that you are in.
00:45They're everywhere, in my mind, in my dreams, inside me, in more ways than one.
00:53Smell the sage.
00:55Hmm, sage.
00:57Imagine you're edging.
00:58Hmm, you're almost there.
01:01At some point, climax will come.
01:05A sacred Tibetan gong.
01:08Take your time to fall asleep.
01:12To the sound of my gun.
01:18Wrapping paper for the sweetest of cigarillo, or perhaps lined with your favorite little tobacco.
01:28Hmm.
01:30Ooh.
01:31Ooh.
01:33Adventic pride.
01:35Feel it whipping you.
01:38It's both painful and enjoyable, much like life and death.
01:45A bell.
01:47Like you've just walked in to a 1950s shop and need assistance.
01:52Please, sir.
01:54I need some more pantaloons.
01:56Thank you for joining me on this trip down A-S-M-R.
02:01I love you all.
02:03I find myself mildly around-
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