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00:05Ethan just pulled off one of the craziest diving touchdowns in high school football history.
00:11Delivable!
00:13That's a top quarterback.
00:14The build, the explosiveness, he's an absolute beast.
00:26I just got this body into peak shape, and now I'm going to die.
00:40How the hell am I 17 again?
00:43Back in that nightmare year when I weighed 280 pounds?
00:55Done staring at yourself, you disgusting fat pig?
01:06It's the last day of the semester.
01:08Go dump Bella now, or I'll make your life so miserable, you'll wish you were dead.
01:15Bella?
01:16The cheer captain?
01:18My girlfriend?
01:19At least that's what everyone thought.
01:33I knew the truth.
01:36Bella only dated me to get under Ched's skin.
01:39But back then, I really did have a crush on her.
01:59Oh shit!
02:00Okay!
02:14For the past six months, Ched made my life hell.
02:18But now I've been given a second chance.
02:21I won't be that pathetic loser crying in a corner anymore.
02:27Chad, you're going to pay for every damn thing you did to me.
02:35You fat piece of shit.
02:37Don't you look at me like that!
03:01You're dead, you fat piece of shit.
03:04Martin!
03:05Mike!
03:05Beat the hell out of them!
03:14My dad practically owns this school.
03:16I'll have you expelled before you know it.
03:20Enough!
03:21Stop right now!
03:28Chad?
03:29Don't forget who really runs this school.
03:31I know she's only doing this to piss Chad off, but seeing her stand up for me still makes my
03:37heart race.
03:40Bella!
03:42I was just trying to help Ethan lose weight, but he suddenly snapped and attacked me!
03:46Yeah, he almost gave Chad a concussion.
03:51Playing the victim now?
03:54Ethan!
03:55Stop right there!
03:56They started it!
03:57All I saw was you throwing punches.
04:00Bella, thank God you're here.
04:01Who knows what else this fat loser would have done.
04:03Apologize to Chad right now!
04:08Fine.
04:17Ethan!
04:18What the hell is wrong with you?
04:20Now that's what you call bullying.
04:22Ethan!
04:23Outside!
04:24Now!
04:36How much longer are you going to keep this up?
04:39You really think you can pull this off looking like this?
04:41Watch out!
04:42Move!
04:44Move!
05:08I'm so sorry, Bella.
05:10It slipped.
05:11Get lost.
05:12Get lost.
05:17I'll go apologize to Chad for you.
05:19Excuse me?
05:25Chad was only trying to help you.
05:28You shouldn't have hit him.
05:31Help?
05:32So you're choosing the guy who made my life hell for six weeks over me?
05:37Because being seen with me is embarrassing, isn't it?
05:40I'm just being reasonable.
05:41I'm not going to defend you just because people think we're dating.
05:44Enough!
05:45Stop looking down on me!
05:49Bella, I'll lose this weight.
05:52And you and Chad will regret ever looking down on me.
06:08I'm still 280 pounds, and I only have two months until tryouts.
06:13There's no way I can pull this off with a normal diet.
06:16I'm still a little bit.
06:17I'm still a little bit.
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06:41I'm still a little bit.
06:42I'm still a little bit.
06:44I'm still a little bit.
06:45book I found in my past life. I can't believe I got my hands on it this early.
06:55With this, I'll become a completely different person by the end of summer.
07:04Why wait until next semester? I'm starting now.
07:19Damn it. Why hasn't Bella broken up with him yet? Looks like I'll have to push things further.
07:35Lily? What are you doing here? Just checking on you big boy.
07:40I heard you're pretty desperate for some attention.
07:44Get off me. Stay the hell away from me.
07:47Don't be shy. Who knew all that extra weight could be so fun to play with?
07:52I wouldn't mind keeping you company.
07:57My wrist! Back off!
08:04You pathetic loser. You should have known your place. I'll make sure everyone knows exactly what kind of freak you
08:11are.
08:14Help! This creep attacked me. He tried to force himself on me. Somebody help!
08:22What the hell is going on here?
08:31Get lost! You made me sick!
08:35What happened here?
08:36Isn't it obvious? They were fooling around in the ice bath. Your loser boyfriend was cheating on you.
08:42He has Bella and he still cheated on her? Seriously?
08:45What a creep. Bella's way out of his league already and that still wasn't enough for him?
08:49I thought he was just a loser. Turns out he's a horny little creep too.
08:57Bella, you deserve so much better than this.
08:59I didn't do a damn thing. She threw herself at me.
09:05Lily came on you? Come on, Ethan. At least make your lie believable.
09:09Look at yourself. You really think a girl like Lily would throw herself at a 280 pound loser like you?
09:14Bella, dump this creep already.
09:21Well, well. What do we have here? A lace bra?
09:26Look at this. He's got Lily's underwear stashed in his gym bag.
09:32Yes! It was him! He stole my underwear and wouldn't take no for an answer.
09:37He dragged me into the ice tab and tried to force himself on me!
09:44That's complete bullshit.
09:47He's totally busted. This is humiliating.
09:51Do yourself a favor, loser. Drop out before you embarrass yourself even more.
09:55You're finished, Ethan. Bella's gonna dump you for good.
09:59And everyone at school will think you're a creep.
10:02I can't stand cheaters, Ethan. So you better explain this.
10:06What's there to explain? The proof is right here.
10:10Chad, when it comes to cheating and betrayal, aren't you the expert?
10:14Just like when Bella dumped you. Shut your fat ass up!
10:31Bella, he tried to kill us. We caught him cheating with Lily and now he's trying to cover it up!
10:37Ethan! Apologize to Chad right now!
10:42Apologize? He threw the first punch. Are you seriously that blind?
10:46Bella, don't blame Ethan. I don't want this to ruin your relationship because of me.
10:50Chad! You're too nice to this guy! He doesn't deserve an ounce of your kindness!
10:55Yeah! We all saw what he did and he's still trying to deny it! He's a disgusting monster!
11:04Bravo! What a performance. You three really know how to twist the truth.
11:10Enough, Ethan. Chad's still standing up for you and you keep coming after him.
11:15I really thought you were better than this. Guess I was wrong.
11:23You were wrong about me? He's been making my life hell for six months and you're still
11:29choosing him over me? You're the one who's beyond saving!
11:32Fine! I'll admit it! I went to Lily because you and Chad never really let each other go!
11:36You two are never actually over! Ethan! If what Lily said is true, we're done!
11:41No! He actually refused to let her go? Ethan, I know you have your issues with me,
11:51but Bella doesn't deserve to be hurt because of this. Shut up already!
11:54Bella is the cheers queen and Chad is the star quarterback. They are meant to be. The perfect couple.
12:01And you? You're just a pathetic nobody. No one cares about your fat and ugly ass.
12:09Last I checked, the starting quarterback spot is decided at next semester's tryouts. Chad hasn't earned
12:15that spot yet. The hell do you know? The tryout is just for show. Chad has already been picked by
12:20the
12:21coach. Locked in already? Then prove it. I challenge you at the tryout. Whoever gets the starting quarterback
12:28position wins. Wait! Did he seriously just challenge Chad for the starting quarterback spot?
12:37At 280 pounds? Dude would cave in the turf just trying to run. Better hope he doesn't drop dead
12:42out there. Tryouts are just for show. Chad already has the spot locked up. Exactly. Chad has the build,
12:48the arm, the game. You? You're a joke. What makes you think you stand a chance?
12:52I was winning MVAs while this kid was still learning how to throw. Ethan, stop this.
12:57Just apologize to Chad and maybe I can still... Chad, you in or not?
13:08Hell yeah, I'm in. But if we're doing this, let's make it interesting. You lose. First day back.
13:15You streep across the field screaming, I'm the fat loser Bella dumped. Already posted it. The whole
13:22school's going to show up to watch. And once that video hits the internet,
13:27he'll never live it down. No way he takes that bet. He ran his mouth and now he's got nowhere
13:31to go.
13:37Deal.
13:43But when you lose Chad, you're the one doing the streaking. Fine. Deal. I'd like to see how you
13:50plan to beat me with that body. We'll see.
14:10Ethan, how long are you going to keep acting like this?
14:15What do you want? Go apologize to Chad right now and call off that stupid bet. Chad this,
14:20Chad that. Bella, remind me. Who's supposed to be your boyfriend here? I'm trying to help you. Don't
14:26you get that? There'll be school officials there, even NFL scouts. For me? You're just scared your
14:32two and eighty pound boyfriend is going to embarrass the cheer captain. This is about the school too. Forget
14:36starting quarterback, you can't even make the team. You done? I've got training. Ethan, if you still want to be
14:42with
14:42me, get yourself together before next semester. Otherwise, we're done.
15:11Don't stop. Keep running, Ethan.
15:15Don't stop. You're going to make them all regret this.
15:23Get out, Ned! Please!
15:41I'm not some pathetic loser. This is just the version of me I'm leaving behind.
15:49Oooooh.
16:16Bella, there's this new guy at school, super hot, totally ripped, and get this,
16:19he's trying out for quarterback. I don't care. Ethan doesn't stand a chance. Once this is over,
16:27I'll talk Chad into dropping that stupid streaking bet.
16:42Perfect! That arm, that accuracy, Chad's on another level!
16:46Coach Taylor, you're one of the best NFL scouts in the country.
16:49What brings you to a high school tryout?
16:50Great talent can show up where you least expect it.
16:59Chad's incredible. The spot has to be his.
17:03He's got the arm and the looks, and he still only has eyes for Bella.
17:08Remember when that loser said he'd take Chad's QB spot?
17:10Funniest thing I've heard all year.
17:11Bet he chickened out and stayed home.
17:12Evaluators, let's see those scores.
17:16All 10s?
17:17Four perfect 10s! Chad takes the top score of the day!
17:28They're totally getting back together. Quarterback and cheer captain, they're meant to be!
17:34Told you, Bella. Nobody's taking that spot from me.
17:39Congrats, Chad.
17:41Ethan, are you really going to come here and embarrass yourself?
17:45Where the hell is Ethan?
17:47Too scared to show up?
17:48Better get ready to streak for the whole school!
17:55If that's what passes for perfect here, I'm wasting my time. Let's go.
17:59Yes, Coach Taylor.
18:00Hold on! We've got one last quarterback to see.
18:03Ethan Brown!
18:05Ethan Brown!
18:07Ethan Brown!
18:07Ethan Brown!
18:12Ethan Brown!
18:14Ethan Brown!
18:16Ethan Brown!
18:17Ethan Brown!
18:20Ethan Brown!
18:23I'm sorry, Chad. I give up. Don't make me streak. I'm dropping out of the tryout.
18:28Ha! He talked so big, but the second it got real, he chickened out.
18:31Chad, do you really have to take it this far? Just let him go.
18:35I'm sorry, Chad. I give up. Don't make me streak. I'm dropping out of the tryout.
18:41Fine, Bella. If he can admit to my face that he lost, I'll let the bet go.
18:46You're done, Ethan. I'm going to ruin you in front of this entire school.
18:57He's about to honor the bet and streak in front of the entire school.
19:01Yo, Chad, get your front row seats. We're about to witness the biggest humiliation in school history.
19:05Oh, my God. Who leaped it?
19:08Bella, don't look at me. The whole school's watching now. Even I can't get him out of this.
19:12Oh, my God!
19:18This isn't on you. Ethan did this to himself.
19:24Evaluators! How much longer are we supposed to wait for that fat loser?
19:31If Ethan's not here in ten seconds, he's disqualified, right?
19:37I guess I was stupid to expect anything.
19:41Forget waiting! Drag him out of the locker room and make him streak!
19:45Yeah!
19:47Three, two, one!
19:54Chad, the only one streaking today is you.
20:21Holy crap! Look how ripped he is!
20:23Wait! He's insanely hot! He makes Chad look average!
20:26Wait, why does he look like Ethan?
20:28Bella, are you crazy? Ethan is a 280-pound fat ass. This guy's got to be some new transfer.
20:32Honey, what year are you?
20:34Damn it. Where did this punk come from?
20:38His mechanics, his build, his balance. He has everything an elite quarterback needs.
20:43Coach Taylor?
20:51Wait, he's attempting an 80-yard accuracy throw? That's an NFL compound level test!
20:55Trying to steal my moment? Not a chance.
21:03Stop! This is a quarterback tryout, not a bodybuilding show!
21:07You're not even on the roster! Grab your stuff and get out, or I'll have security drag you out!
21:18Chad, Martin, Mike, it's only been one summer you really forgot me already?
21:37Oh my god, this is insane! What the hell happened to him over the summer?
21:41That body? Chad is a baby compared to him. Those abs and that back are unreal!
21:52Chad, can I start my 80-yard throw now?
21:54No! No way! I get it! You're not Ethan! He hired someone to pretend to be him!
22:03Exactly! He's clearly not the same guy! That fat ass knew he had no chance,
22:07so he hired some bodybuilder to play him!
22:09I knew it. No way he went from 280 pounds to this in two months. This actually makes sense.
22:14Bella! See? He'll do anything to win, even pull a pathetic stunt like this! Whoever you are, get off this
22:20field!
22:21A brain is a useful thing. Too bad you don't have one.
22:25Yo, Chad! Be real! This fat ass probably paid big money for this!
22:29Bet he sold everything just to hire some fake!
22:31Say that again.
22:32What? You gonna thra-
22:39This is how you treated me for six months. Need me to remind you?
22:43Security! Security! Get this psycho out of here!
22:50Bella. My so-called girlfriend. Do you recognize me?
22:59That scar? You really are Ethan! Ethan Brown!
23:05Oh my god! You're really that guy? You went from 280 pounds to 180 pounds of pure muscle?
23:12185 pounds. All muscle.
23:16We spent six months bullying that guy? Compared to Ethan now, Chad looks kind of pathetic.
23:23Chad, we're not seriously gonna lose this, right?
23:29Chill out. He lost some weight, so what? He still doesn't know a thing about football.
23:35Exactly! He couldn't even throw a ball before, let alone hit an 80-yard target.
23:41The weight doesn't make the quarterback. Skill does.
23:48Bella. Sorry, I didn't recognize your boyfriend. Guess the makeover worked.
23:54Let's just hope he doesn't embarrass you out there. Whatever. Give it a few days, he'll blow right back up
24:00again.
24:00Enough. Let him have his last bit of dignity.
24:02Save the ego trip. Move. I'm taking the field.
24:05Can't wait to watch you choke. 80 yards? You won't even come close.
24:09Sorry, Ethan. I set the bar pretty high with a perfect score. Hope you can handle the pressure.
24:13Chad earned that perfect score. Can you even run one real passing drill?
24:20A perfect score? Today, I'll show you what a real quarterback looks like.
24:30Ethan! You've never even trained for this. Chad's been doing this for three years. He's gonna destroy you out there.
24:38You still don't believe I can do it? No, that's not what I mean. This is an 80-yard throw.
24:47If I told you two months ago that I could become like this, would you have believed me?
24:52Does this loser really think getting muscles makes him a quarterback? Chad got all tens.
24:55Yo, chat! 5,000 viewers already. Get your screenshots ready. We're about to watch this loser crash and bunk.
25:00Keep filming, Martin. I want everyone online to see him crying his eyes out.
25:04Coach Taylor, you really think he can pull this off?
25:06All right, man. Robert, it's on day. We do want this is circumcised.
25:13Dropping nearly 100 pounds of fat and building a body like this in two months.
25:18Dropping nearly 100 pounds like this in two months? Have you ever seen that kind of discipline
25:22from a high school player? Watch closely. You're about to witness something impossible.
25:43You're about to witness something. You're about to witness something.
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