00:00I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. We're in a tight spot now do me a favor
00:05Imagine they're one of those people think the digger Rockwell Satan himself
00:09Now what are some of the harshest attacks I can expect from those folks who think that I'm still my
00:14ears
00:17All those folks might say that
00:25I wouldn't expected that
00:30Mr. President 55 minutes ago my company informed me of the explosion on our rig causing massive water displacement and
00:37triggering a tsunami
00:40Well, let's estimate casualties in the hundreds of thousands now digger here got us into this mess and diggers gonna
00:46dig us out
00:48What the hell is that a thing is huge
01:00Of course, they all keep the blame on me you just drowned half the damn continent what the fuck you're
01:05gonna do devil down
01:09Mr. Rockwell is a man who would roast our children alive if he thought he could sell them for a
01:15dime
01:18What would happen if I stopped drilling you starve you freeze to death that's what fuck you i don't care
01:23go on film away
01:27Before you officially fire me or kill me there's something i have to bring to you i'm not gonna kill
01:31you
01:32Now people would do that for me
01:34bad joking
01:36sorta
01:38It's ridiculous and it's scary
01:42It's funny and it's stupid it's a lot of fun to watch
01:47I'm the one who's gonna keep us all from sinking into chaos
01:59You're gonna save the world
02:04Let's bomb the shit out of her mr. President i got a tomahawk so accurate it can shoot the tits
02:08off a russian ballerina from halfway around the world
02:10Please there are women present
