00:00Ich werde nicht so gut sein, dass wir in einem festen Ort sind.
00:03Ich würde mich ein favoritzen.
00:05Imagine einer dieser Leute denken, dass Digger Rockwell ist Satan selbst.
00:09Was sind die Harscheste attacks von den Leuten, die denken, dass ich ein Schumme der Erde bin?
00:17All die Leute sagen, dass...
00:20Burn in hell!
00:25Ich hätte nicht erwartet das.
00:30Mr. President, 55 Minuten ago,
00:33my company informed me of the explosion on our rig.
00:35Causing massive water displacement and triggering a tsunami.
00:40Well, let's estimate casualties in the hundreds of thousands.
00:43Now Digger here got us into this mess,
00:45and Digger's gonna dig us out.
00:48What the hell is that?
00:50That thing is huge.
01:00Of course they all heap the blame on me.
01:02You just drowned half the damn continent.
01:04What the fuck are you gonna do?
01:05Double down.
01:09Mr. Rockwell is a man who would roast our children alive if he thought he could sell them for a
01:15dime.
01:18What would happen if I stopped drilling?
01:20You starve!
01:21You freeze to death!
01:22That's one!
01:22Fuck you!
01:23I don't care!
01:24Go on, film away!
01:28Before you officially fire me or kill me, there's something I have to breathe through on.
01:31I'm gonna kill you.
01:32You have people who do that for me.
01:35Bad jokin'.
01:36Sorta.
01:38It's ridiculous.
01:40And it's scary.
01:43It's funny.
01:44And it's stupid.
01:45It's a lot of fun to watch.
01:47I'm the one who's gonna keep us all from sinking into chaos.
01:52Hey, hey, buddy!
01:54Woo!
01:59You're gonna save the world.
02:04Let's bomb the shit out of her, Mr. President.
02:06I got a tomahawk so accurate it can shoot the tits off a Russian ballerina from halfway around the world.
02:10Please.
02:11There are women present.
