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📁 CLASSIFIED FILE: THE UNDERCOVER BILLIONAIRE
Subject: Michael 👔
Status: Recently dumped. Dangerously motivated.
Special Ability: X-ray vision. 📉
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📁 CLASSIFIED FILE: THE UNDERCOVER BILLIONAIRE
Subject: Michael 👔
Status: Recently dumped. Dangerously motivated.
Special Ability: X-ray vision. 📉
Mission: In "You Can't Stop My Super X Ray Vision", watch our guy crush arrogant internet celebrities and fake influencers with nothing but facts and superpowers. Along the journey, a fake relationship with the school's top beauty might just turn into something incredibly real. 💌 Who said nerds can't rule the world?
Key Vibe: Student, Billionaire, Contract Lovers, Identity Reveal
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00:00:16Hello, can I help you?
00:00:18Just picking out a gift for my girlfriend.
00:00:21That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:00:24Shouldn't be.
00:00:25The escapement is off by 0.5mm, which will result in a plus 3, 3 second time and accuracy.
00:00:31Please take it off the floor.
00:00:34Okay, I don't have time for this.
00:00:37LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us, and its mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:00:43So I heard.
00:00:51Surprise!
00:00:54Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson.
00:00:57I didn't realize it was you.
00:00:59Don't worry about it.
00:01:01I dressed down today.
00:01:13Get down and press the alarm.
00:01:23Everyone get on the ground.
00:01:25Now!
00:01:33Mr. Coulson needs us.
00:01:35Let's go, boys.
00:01:38You!
00:01:39Get the bags and come with us.
00:01:43Yeah, I don't think so.
00:01:46Ooh, we got a smart ass.
00:01:49You got 10 seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:01:52Can we make it 5?
00:01:54What?
00:01:55Okay.
00:01:56Now 5 seconds should be good.
00:01:58You're dead, kid.
00:02:015.
00:02:035.
00:02:104.
00:02:143.
00:02:182.
00:02:28one and good luck in prison
00:02:53weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
00:03:03this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
00:03:12my coffee's just about to land i'm going to be late for my first day of class
00:03:28sir you were born with supervision i know and you use that power to create lvmx a company
00:03:36which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth is there a question
00:03:41in there somewhere sir maple valley is the most prestigious high school in the country
00:03:47but it's still a high school you don't need it but i do need kelly
00:03:59we've been dating long distance forever i'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who i
00:04:05really am she'll be shocked sir especially when she finds out i use my connections to get her
00:04:10social media idol ava shaw to transfer to this school
00:04:18sir at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion i can't i'd miss homeroom
00:04:26and here's the strait of messina after using my power so much today i can't get them to turn off
00:04:31where odysseus was forced to choose to travel between skyla and hyurus
00:04:42which one is kelly's locker
00:05:10oh my god ava shaw i can't believe she's in our school
00:05:13she's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:05:17miss shaw will not be taking selfies today
00:05:27ava shaw i currently have a 4.0
00:05:30i drive a mercedes gullwing and i also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:05:39i'm michael i have a 0.0 i don't drive although i'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:05:44and i have no followers on any social media
00:05:47hmm not exactly who i was expecting but okay i guess you're my new boyfriend
00:05:53boyfriend
00:05:55what's wrong i thought my messages were clear
00:05:58a serious boyfriend will be good for my image
00:06:01we just have to be seen in public a few times
00:06:07you're the fake boyfriend i hired right
00:06:09i think you got the wrong guy i already have a girlfriend
00:06:13that watches for her
00:06:18you were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me
00:06:21i i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:06:37sorry about that
00:06:41wait you need more than a tonic that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:06:46what why would you say that no listen in 10 minutes if you don't see the nurse you will die
00:06:53promise me you'll go see the nurse first off i have the biggest online doctors in the world
00:06:58on speed dial i'm not going to see a school nurse second you're kind of weird huh just promise
00:07:04me you need to get your throat checked go now fine okay what a weirdo i guess it won't hurt
00:07:14though
00:07:14have dr schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:07:35kelly
00:07:38kelly what's going on
00:07:43michael what what are you doing here i wanted to surprise you
00:07:48michael you're like my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about
00:07:54you
00:07:56wait this is the poor townie boy you slommed with geez you find that uniform in a dumpster
00:08:01who's this guy this guy is barry dawes
00:08:06i'm a big deal around here bro oh this is sweet did you save up every last penny to buy
00:08:12this cheap
00:08:12knockoff to impress your little girlfriend kelly meanwhile i'm hosting a party welcoming ava shaw to
00:08:18school tonight how would you like to hang out with your idol
00:08:22it's been almost 10 minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:08:28okay ava say uh uh what the
00:08:36hold still
00:08:48you're lucky another minute longer and it would have killed you he was right but how i need to
00:08:54find that boy kelly is this really who you want barry just got me face time with my idol ava
00:09:00shaw
00:09:02she has no idea i'm the one who got ava to transfer here in the first place meanwhile you got
00:09:08me a
00:09:08cheap knockoff watch barry is legit and you're a poverty case
00:09:21you wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass
00:09:27oh and by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
00:09:41ha you're hilarious little buddy i almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more
00:09:51we're not from the same world michael
00:09:59you're right we're not
00:10:05i really thought i knew her there you are
00:10:16you were right oh my god thank you but how did you know about the spider
00:10:22it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
00:10:29no really i was born with it really really
00:10:36so what color is my bra
00:10:45a gentleman never looks sure you're so weird
00:10:50what happened with your girlfriend
00:10:54former girlfriend she just broke up with me
00:11:00helping the school loser could hurt your reputation
00:11:03i'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world i think i'll be fine
00:11:20did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:11:24big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend
00:11:29speaking of which i'll do it do what your trophy boyfriend looks like you could use the affection
00:11:35and it looks like you could use the money pays ten thousand dollars
00:11:39an hour that's quite a bit under what i'm used to but in total
00:11:47there's this welcome eva house party tonight it'll be our first appearance together
00:11:52and hey don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff okay
00:11:59your bra's red
00:12:02and quite scandalous for school
00:12:06don't be late
00:12:10beat it loser this party is only for the school's elite not dorks with friggin pokemon watches
00:12:22what a jerk hey that was a really cool watch tell you what want to trade that's a rolex
00:12:32thanks
00:12:42whoa
00:12:45sorry i'm underdressed my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jane refuels sure
00:12:53so i just found out that the head of lvmx is actually going to show up here tonight
00:12:57yep that would be me so tonight has to go perfect that means if anybody messes with me
00:13:04or my boyfriend i will personally use my money power and influence to destroy their lives on a
00:13:10molecular level my publicist is calling i'll meet you in there invitation purse
00:13:26oh my god barry i can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for ava shaw she's a major
00:13:31influencer and my dad's a luxury brand vp of course i'd host it my dad's probably the reason she
00:13:36transferred here in the first place this is so cool i can pitch my makeup line to her if she
00:13:43promotes it
00:13:44i'll make millions
00:13:49what the hell is he doing here
00:13:54what the hell is he doing here
00:14:00hey this is an exclusive party get out or i'll throw you out he looks like a homeless who found
00:14:07one of our uniforms in a dumpster he looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our
00:14:12dog's
00:14:12crap you're trespassing michael no i'm not i'm ava shaw's plus one
00:14:24boy you really stepped in it now ava shaw brought you yep hey everyone shut up
00:14:31this freaks claims he's ava shaw's plus one
00:14:35a marketer
00:14:37uh
00:14:44news
00:14:44ava shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within 10 feet of her
00:14:47He's probably like her stalker.
00:14:55You break into her house and steal this?
00:14:58What else have you been stealing?
00:15:00Her clothes?
00:15:01Her panties?
00:15:03You're disgusting, pervert!
00:15:05Michael, you idiot.
00:15:07Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:15:11She will crush you.
00:15:13Ava Shaw is a boss.
00:15:15You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
00:15:20In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:15:27That's it!
00:15:29We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up.
00:15:34Make an example of him.
00:15:42Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:15:43I'm here with Ava.
00:15:45She would never, ever, ever, in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
00:15:51Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend human waste.
00:15:55You're so delusional.
00:15:57If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
00:16:10Really?
00:16:11You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
00:16:14That's not just pathetic.
00:16:15That's psychotic.
00:16:17Be careful with that.
00:16:19Why?
00:16:20Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
00:16:26Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
00:16:31Come on, Kelly.
00:16:33Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
00:16:36Don't get it dirty.
00:16:40You know what?
00:16:41I think we should wash it.
00:16:49In the toilet.
00:16:50You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:16:56It's not her purse.
00:16:57You're not her boyfriend.
00:16:58You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:17:00She's just outside.
00:17:01You can ask her.
00:17:02I have a better idea.
00:17:11This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:17:15Kelly?
00:17:16Done.
00:17:30I tried.
00:17:37Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:17:41I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maplevilly does to the lower classes when they mess with
00:17:47her.
00:17:49You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:18:07Last chance.
00:18:08Let me go.
00:18:10Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:18:12You really are.
00:18:22You'll see why in three, two, one.
00:18:32What are you doing?
00:18:46Do you have any idea who he is?
00:19:15Hello, can I help you?
00:19:17Just picking out a gift for my girlfriend.
00:19:20That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:19:23Shouldn't be.
00:19:24The escapement is off by 0.5mm, which will result in a plus-three three-second time and accuracy.
00:19:30Please take it off the floor.
00:19:33Okay, I don't have time for this.
00:19:36LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us,
00:19:39and its mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:19:42So I heard.
00:19:50Surprise.
00:19:53Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson.
00:19:56I didn't realize it was you.
00:19:58Don't worry about it.
00:19:59I dressed down today.
00:20:12Get down and press the alarm.
00:20:22Everyone get on the ground.
00:20:24Now!
00:20:32Mr. Coulson needs us. Let's go, boys.
00:20:37You!
00:20:38Get the bags and come with us!
00:20:42Yeah, I don't think so.
00:20:45Ooh, we got a smart ass.
00:20:47You got ten seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:20:51Can we make it five?
00:20:52What?
00:20:53Okay.
00:20:55Now five seconds should be good.
00:20:57You're dead, kid.
00:21:00Five.
00:21:09Four.
00:21:10Four.
00:21:14Three.
00:21:17Two.
00:21:23One.
00:21:27Three.
00:21:28Three.
00:21:32Five.
00:21:43Four.
00:21:45Four.
00:21:48Three.
00:21:52Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed.
00:22:02This one's perfect. I'll take it.
00:22:05I'd love to stay in chat, but...
00:22:11My copy's just about to land. I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:22:26Sir, you were born with supervision.
00:22:30I know.
00:22:31And you used that power to create LVMX, a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face
00:22:37of the earth.
00:22:38Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:22:42Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country, but it's still a high school. You don't
00:22:48need it.
00:22:48But I do need Kelly.
00:22:58We've been dating long distance forever.
00:23:00I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
00:23:05She'll be shocked, sir.
00:23:07Especially when she finds out I used my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
00:23:12this school.
00:23:17Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:23:21I can't. I'd miss homeroom.
00:23:25And here's the Strait of Messina.
00:23:27After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
00:23:30Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chaerbis.
00:23:41Which one is Kelly's locker?
00:24:09Oh my God, Ava Shaw. I can't believe she's in our school.
00:24:12Oh my God, Ava Shaw. I can't believe she's in our school.
00:24:12She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:24:16Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
00:24:26Ava Shaw. I currently have a 4.0.
00:24:29I drive a Mercedes Gullwing and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:24:37I'm Michael. I have a 0.0. I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no
00:24:43followers on any social media.
00:24:46Hmm. Not exactly who I was expecting, but okay. I guess you're my new boyfriend.
00:24:52Boyfriend?
00:24:54Boyfriend. What's wrong? I thought my messages were clear. A serious boyfriend will be good for my image. We just
00:25:00have to be seen in public a few times.
00:25:06You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
00:25:08I think you got the wrong guy. I already have a girlfriend. That watch is for her.
00:25:17You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
00:25:20I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:25:36Sorry about that.
00:25:38Wait.
00:25:40You need more than a tonic. That's not a sore throat. You're going to die.
00:25:45What? Why would you say that?
00:25:47No. Listen. In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die. Promise me you'll go see the
00:25:53nurse.
00:25:54First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial. I'm not going to see a
00:25:59school nurse.
00:26:00Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
00:26:03Just promise me. You need to get your throat checked. Go now.
00:26:06Fine. Okay.
00:26:09What a weirdo.
00:26:12I guess it won't hurt, though.
00:26:14Have Dr. Skylar cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:26:34Kelly?
00:26:37Kelly?
00:26:38Kelly, what's going on?
00:26:42Michael? What are you doing here?
00:26:44I wanted to surprise you.
00:26:47Michael, you're like my summer fling. You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:26:54Wait. This is the poor townie boy you slommed with? Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:27:00Who's this guy?
00:27:01This guy is Barry Dawes.
00:27:05I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:27:07Oh, this is sweet.
00:27:09Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
00:27:13Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
00:27:18How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:27:21It's been almost 10 minutes.
00:27:23I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:27:27Okay, Ava, say, ah, ah.
00:27:31What the?
00:27:35Hold still.
00:27:39Oh, my God!
00:27:47You're lucky.
00:27:48Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
00:27:50He was right!
00:27:51But how?
00:27:52I need to find that boy.
00:27:54Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:27:56Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:28:01She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:28:05Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:28:09Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
00:28:20You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
00:28:26Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:28:29This watch is worth more than your house.
00:28:39Ha!
00:28:40You're hilarious, little buddy.
00:28:43I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:28:50We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:28:58You're right.
00:28:59We're not.
00:29:04I really thought I knew her.
00:29:06There you are.
00:29:15You were right.
00:29:16Oh, my God.
00:29:18But how did you know about the spider?
00:29:21It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:29:28No, really.
00:29:29I was born with it.
00:29:32Really?
00:29:33Really.
00:29:35So what color is my bra?
00:29:44A gentleman never looks.
00:29:46Sure.
00:29:46You're so weird.
00:29:49What happened with your girlfriend?
00:29:51I was right here.
00:29:52A former girlfriend.
00:29:54She just broke up with me.
00:29:56I was right here.
00:29:59I was right here.
00:30:02I was right here.
00:30:18Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:30:22Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
00:30:28Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:30:30Do what?
00:30:32Be your trophy boyfriend.
00:30:33Looks like you could use the affection.
00:30:34And it looks like you could use the money.
00:30:36Pays $10,000.
00:30:38An hour?
00:30:39That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
00:30:41In total.
00:30:46There's this Welcome Ava house party tonight.
00:30:49It'll be our first appearance together.
00:30:51And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:30:57Your bra's red.
00:31:01And quite scandalous for school.
00:31:05Don't be late.
00:31:09Beat it, loser.
00:31:10This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
00:31:21What a jerk.
00:31:23Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:31:25Tell you what, want to trade?
00:31:26That's a Rolex.
00:31:28That's a Rolex.
00:31:30Thanks.
00:31:40Whoa.
00:31:44I'm sorry, I'm underdressed.
00:31:46My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
00:31:49Sure.
00:31:51So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually going to show up here tonight.
00:31:56Yep.
00:31:57That would be me.
00:31:58So, tonight has to go perfect.
00:32:01That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my money,
00:32:06power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
00:32:11My publicist is calling.
00:32:12I'll meet you in there.
00:32:13Invitation?
00:32:14Purse?
00:32:25Oh, my God, Barry.
00:32:26I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
00:32:29She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP.
00:32:33Of course I'd host it.
00:32:34My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
00:32:38This is so cool.
00:32:39I can pitch my makeup line to her.
00:32:41If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
00:32:48What the hell is he doing here?
00:32:53What the hell is he doing here?
00:32:59Hey, this is an exclusive party.
00:33:02Get out, or I'll throw you out.
00:33:04He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:33:08He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
00:33:13You're trespassing, Michael.
00:33:15No, I'm not.
00:33:16I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:33:23Boy, you really stepped in it now.
00:33:25Ava Shaw brought you?
00:33:27Yep.
00:33:27Hey, everyone, shut up.
00:33:30This freak's claim she's Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:33:43Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
00:33:46He's probably like her stalker.
00:33:54You break into her house and steal this?
00:33:57What else have you been stealing?
00:33:58Her clothes?
00:34:00Her panties?
00:34:01You're disgusting, pervert.
00:34:04Michael, you idiot.
00:34:05Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:34:10She will crush you.
00:34:12Ava Shaw is a boss.
00:34:13You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
00:34:19In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:34:26That's it!
00:34:27We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up.
00:34:33Make an example of him.
00:34:40Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:34:43I'm here with Ava.
00:34:44She would never, ever, ever in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
00:34:50Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend human waste.
00:34:54You're so delusional.
00:34:56If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
00:35:09Really?
00:35:10You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
00:35:13That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic.
00:35:16Be careful with that.
00:35:18Why?
00:35:19Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
00:35:25Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
00:35:30Come on, Kelly.
00:35:32Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
00:35:35Don't get it dirty.
00:35:39You know what?
00:35:40I think we should wash it.
00:35:47In the toilet.
00:35:49You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:35:54It's not her purse.
00:35:56You're not her boyfriend.
00:35:56You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:35:59She's just outside.
00:36:00You can ask her.
00:36:01I have a better idea.
00:36:10This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:36:14Kelly?
00:36:15Done.
00:36:29I've tried.
00:36:36Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:36:40I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maplevilly does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
00:36:48You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:37:06Last chance.
00:37:07Let me go.
00:37:09Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:37:11You really aren't.
00:37:12You're going to see why in three, two, one.
00:37:30What are you doing?
00:37:32What are you doing?
00:37:44Do you have any idea who he is?
00:37:47Do you have any idea who he is?
00:38:14Hello?
00:38:14Can I help you?
00:38:16Just picking out a gift from my girlfriend.
00:38:18That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:38:22Shouldn't be.
00:38:23The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeter, which will result in a plus three, three second time and accuracy.
00:38:29Please take it off the floor.
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:33I don't have time for this.
00:38:35LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us, and its mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:38:41So I heard.
00:38:45Oh!
00:38:49Surprise.
00:38:52Oh!
00:38:53I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson.
00:38:55I didn't realize it was you.
00:38:57Don't worry about it.
00:38:58I dressed down today.
00:39:11Get down and press the alarm.
00:39:13Oh!
00:39:21Everyone get on the ground.
00:39:23Now!
00:39:31Mr. Coulson needs us.
00:39:32Let's go, boys.
00:39:36You!
00:39:37Get the bags and come with us.
00:39:41Yeah, I don't think so.
00:39:44Ooh!
00:39:44We got a smart ass.
00:39:46You got ten seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:39:50Can we make it five?
00:39:51What?
00:39:53Okay.
00:39:54Now five seconds should be good.
00:39:56You're dead, kid.
00:40:00Five.
00:40:02Five.
00:40:07Four.
00:40:09Four.
00:40:12Three.
00:40:16Two.
00:40:21One.
00:40:25And good luck in prison.
00:40:50Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
00:41:01This one's perfect, I'll take it
00:41:04I'd love to stay in chat but
00:41:10My coffin's just about to land and I'm going to be late for my first day of class
00:41:25Sir, you were born with supervision
00:41:29I know
00:41:29And you used that power to create LVMX, a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face
00:41:36of the earth
00:41:37Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:41:41Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country, but it's still a high school, you don't
00:41:47need it
00:41:47But I do need Kelly
00:41:57We've been dating long distance forever
00:41:59I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am
00:42:04She'll be shocked sir
00:42:06Especially when she finds out I used my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
00:42:11this school
00:42:16Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:42:19I can't, I'd miss homeroom
00:42:24And here's the Strait of Messina
00:42:26After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off
00:42:29Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chaerbis
00:42:40Which one is Kelly's locker?
00:43:08Oh my god, Ava Shaw! I can't believe she's in our school!
00:43:11I can't believe she's in our school!
00:43:11She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:43:15Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today
00:43:25Ava Shaw
00:43:26I currently have a 4.0
00:43:27I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:43:29And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:43:36I'm Michael
00:43:37I have a 0.0
00:43:39I don't drive
00:43:40Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:43:41And I have no followers on any social media
00:43:45Hmm...
00:43:46Not exactly who I was expecting
00:43:48But...
00:43:48Okay!
00:43:49I guess you're my new boyfriend
00:43:51Boyfriend?
00:43:51Boyfriend?
00:43:53What's wrong?
00:43:54I thought my messages were clear
00:43:56A serious boyfriend will be good for my image
00:43:59We just have to be seen in public a few times
00:44:05You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
00:44:07I think you got the wrong guy
00:44:08I already have a girlfriend
00:44:10That watch is for her
00:44:16You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
00:44:20I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:44:35Sorry about that
00:44:36Wait!
00:44:39You need more than a tonic
00:44:40That's not a sore throat
00:44:41You're going to die
00:44:44What?
00:44:45Why would you say that?
00:44:46No!
00:44:47Listen!
00:44:47In 10 minutes
00:44:48If you don't see the nurse
00:44:49You will die
00:44:51Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:44:53First off
00:44:54I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial
00:44:57I'm not going to see a school nurse
00:44:59Second
00:45:00You're kind of weird, huh?
00:45:02Just promise me
00:45:02You need to get your throat checked
00:45:04Go now
00:45:04Fine, okay
00:45:08What a weirdo
00:45:11I guess it won't hurt though
00:45:12Have Dr. Schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:45:16One, two, three
00:45:33Kelly?
00:45:36Kelly, what's going on?
00:45:40Michael?
00:45:41What are you doing here?
00:45:43I wanted to surprise you
00:45:45Michael
00:45:46You're like my summer fling
00:45:48You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:45:53Wait!
00:45:54This the poor townie boy you slommed with?
00:45:56Geez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:45:59Who's this guy?
00:46:00This guy is Barry Dawes
00:46:03I'm a big deal around here, bro
00:46:06Aw, this is sweet
00:46:07Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend Kelly?
00:46:13Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight
00:46:16How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:46:18No
00:46:20It's been almost 10 minutes
00:46:22I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:46:26Okay Ava, say ah, ah
00:46:30What the?
00:46:34Hold still
00:46:46You're lucky
00:46:47Another minute longer and it would have killed you
00:46:49He was right!
00:46:50But how?
00:46:51I need to find that boy
00:46:52Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:46:55Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol Ava Shaw
00:46:59She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place
00:47:04Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch
00:47:08Barry is legit and you're a poverty case
00:47:19You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass
00:47:25Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff
00:47:28This watch is worth more than your house
00:47:35Ha! You're hilarious little buddy
00:47:42I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more
00:47:48We're not from the same world, Michael
00:47:57You're right
00:47:58We're not
00:48:03I really thought I knew her
00:48:04There you are
00:48:07They turn on the lights
00:48:10The whole city is on its last call
00:48:14You were right, oh my god, thank you
00:48:16But, how did you know about the spider?
00:48:20It's a little hard to explain, but
00:48:22I have x-ray vision
00:48:27No, really, I was born with it
00:48:30Really?
00:48:32Really
00:48:34So what color is my bra?
00:48:43A gentleman never looks
00:48:44Sure, you're so weird
00:48:48What happened with your girlfriend?
00:48:51Former girlfriend
00:48:53She just broke up with me
00:48:58Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation
00:49:00I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:49:02I think I'll be fine
00:49:18Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:49:21Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend
00:49:27Speaking of which, I'll do it
00:49:29Do what?
00:49:31Be your trophy boyfriend
00:49:31Looks like you could use the affection
00:49:33And it looks like you could use the money
00:49:35Pays $10,000?
00:49:37An hour?
00:49:38That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but
00:49:40In total
00:49:45There's this welcome Ava house party tonight
00:49:47It'll be our first appearance together
00:49:49And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:49:56Your bra is red
00:49:59And quite scandalous for school
00:50:04Don't be late
00:50:08Beat it loser
00:50:09This party is only for the school's elite
00:50:11Not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches
00:50:19What a jerk
00:50:21Hey, that was a really cool watch
00:50:24Tell you what, wanna trade?
00:50:26That's a Rolex
00:50:30Thanks
00:50:40Woah
00:50:42Oh
00:50:43Sorry, I'm underdressed
00:50:45My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels
00:50:47Sure
00:50:50So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually gonna show up here tonight
00:50:55Yep, that would be me
00:50:57So, tonight has to go perfect
00:50:59That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend
00:51:02I will personally use my money, power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level
00:51:09My publicist is calling, I'll meet you in there
00:51:11Invitation?
00:51:12Purse?
00:51:24Oh my god, Barry
00:51:25I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw
00:51:28She's a major influencer
00:51:29And my dad's a luxury brand VP
00:51:31Of course I'd host it
00:51:33My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place
00:51:36This is so cool
00:51:38I can pitch my makeup line to her
00:51:40If she promotes it
00:51:42I'll make millions
00:51:46What the hell is he doing here?
00:51:52What the hell is he doing here?
00:51:58Hey, this is an exclusive party
00:52:01Get out, or I'll throw you out
00:52:03He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
00:52:07He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap
00:52:12You're trespassing, Michael
00:52:14No, I'm not
00:52:15I'm Ava Shaw's plus one
00:52:22Boy, you really stepped in it now
00:52:24Ava Shaw brought you?
00:52:25Yep
00:52:26Hey, everyone, shut up!
00:52:29This freak's claims he's Ava Shaw's plus one
00:52:42Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her
00:52:45He's probably like her stalker
00:52:53You break into her house and steal this?
00:52:55What else have you been stealing?
00:52:57Her clothes?
00:52:59Her panties?
00:53:00You're disgusting, pervert!
00:53:02Michael, you idiot
00:53:04Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:53:08She will crush you
00:53:10Ava Shaw is a boss
00:53:12You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life
00:53:18In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:53:25That's it!
00:53:26We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up
00:53:32Make an example of him
00:53:39Buddy, you really don't want to do this
00:53:41I'm here with Ava
00:53:42She would never, ever, ever, in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you
00:53:48Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend
00:53:51Human waste
00:53:52You're so delusional
00:53:54If I'm delusional
00:53:57How'd I get her purse?
00:54:08Really? You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
00:54:11That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic
00:54:15Be careful with that
00:54:17Why?
00:54:18Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
00:54:24Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
00:54:29Come on, Kelly
00:54:30Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart
00:54:33Don't get it dirty
00:54:38You know what?
00:54:39I think we should wash it
00:54:46In the toilet
00:54:48You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:54:53It's not her purse, you're not her boyfriend, you're just a creepy poor pervert
00:54:58She's just outside, you can ask her
00:55:00I have a better idea
00:55:09This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael
00:55:12Kelly?
00:55:14Done
00:55:27I tried
00:55:28I tried
00:55:35Where do you think you're going white trash?
00:55:39I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple Billy does to the lower classes when they mess with her
00:55:47You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:56:05Last chance, let me go
00:56:08Oh, I'm going to enjoy this
00:56:10You really are
00:56:20You'll see why in
00:56:21Three
00:56:24Two
00:56:28One
00:56:29What are you doing?
00:56:43Do you have any idea who he is?
00:56:50The End
00:56:50The End
00:56:50The End
00:56:50The End
00:56:50The End
00:56:51The End
00:56:57The End
00:57:04The End
00:57:04The End
00:57:05The End
00:57:06The End
00:57:08Hello, can I help you?
00:57:10Just picking out a gift from my girlfriend
00:57:11That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000
00:57:13It shouldn't be
00:57:14The statement is off by 0.5mm, which will result in a plus 3-3 second time and accuracy
00:57:19Please take it off the floor
00:57:21Okay, I don't have time for this
00:57:23LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us
00:57:25And it's mysterious owner is coming here today
00:57:27So I heard
00:57:33Surprise
00:57:34Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Coulson, I didn't realize it was you
00:57:39Don't worry about it, I dressed down today
00:57:49Get down and press the alarm
00:57:56Everyone get on the ground, now!
00:58:03Mr. Coulson needs us, let's go boys
00:58:07You, get the bags and come with us
00:58:10Yeah, I don't think so
00:58:12Ooh, we got a smart ass
00:58:13You got 10 seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face
00:58:16Can we make it 5?
00:58:18What?
00:58:18Okay, now 5 seconds should be good
00:58:21You're dead kid
00:58:235
00:58:294
00:58:333
00:58:362
00:58:401
00:58:43And good luck in prison
00:59:00Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
00:59:06Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
00:59:07This one's perfect, I'll take it
00:59:10I'd love to stay in chat, but
00:59:14My copy's just about to land, I'm going to be late for my first day of class
00:59:25Sir, you were born with supervision
00:59:27I know
00:59:28And, you use that power to create LVMX
00:59:30A company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:59:33Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:59:35Sir
00:59:36Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country
00:59:38But it's still a high school
00:59:40You don't need it
00:59:40But I do need Kelly
00:59:47We've been dating long distance forever
00:59:49I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am
00:59:53She'll be shocked, sir
00:59:54Especially when she finds out I use my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
00:59:57this school
01:00:01Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
01:00:03I can't, I've missed homeroom
01:00:07And here's the Strait of Messina
01:00:08After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off
01:00:10Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chiarbus
01:00:18Which one is Kelly's locker?
01:00:38Oh my god, Ava Shaw, I can't believe she's in our school
01:00:40She's one of the hottest users in the world
01:00:43Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today
01:00:50Ava Shaw, I currently have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers
01:00:55across all my socials
01:00:58I'm Michael, I have a 0.0, I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no
01:01:02followers on any social media
01:01:05Not exactly who I was expecting, but okay, I guess you're my new boyfriend
01:01:09Boyfriend?
01:01:10What's wrong? I thought my messages were clear
01:01:12A serious boyfriend will be good for my image
01:01:14You just have to be seen in public a few times
01:01:18You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
01:01:20I think you got the wrong guy, I already have a girlfriend
01:01:23That watch is for her
01:01:27You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
01:01:29I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
01:01:40Sorry about that
01:01:43Wait, you need more than a tonic, that's not a sore throat, you're going to die
01:01:47What? Why would you say that?
01:01:48No, listen, in 10 minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die, promise me you'll go see the
01:01:52nurse
01:01:53First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial, I'm not going to see a
01:01:57school nurse
01:01:57Second, you're kinda weird, huh?
01:01:59Just promise me, you need to get your throat checked, go now
01:02:01Fine, okay
01:02:04What a weirdo
01:02:06I guess it won't hurt though
01:02:07Have Dr. Schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
01:02:22Kelly?
01:02:24Kelly, what's going on?
01:02:27Michael, what are you doing here?
01:02:29I wanted to surprise you
01:02:31Michael, you're like my summer fling
01:02:33You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
01:02:36Wait, this the poor townie boy you slommed with?
01:02:38Geez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
01:02:40Who's this guy?
01:02:41This guy is Barry Dawes
01:02:43I'm a big deal around here, bro
01:02:45Aw, this is sweet
01:02:46Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend Kelly?
01:02:50Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight
01:02:52How would you like to hang out with your idol?
01:02:55It's been almost 10 minutes, I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
01:03:00Okay Ava, say ah ah
01:03:02What the?
01:03:05Hold still
01:03:09Oh my god!
01:03:14You're lucky, another minute longer and it would have killed you
01:03:16He was right, but how?
01:03:17I need to find that boy
01:03:18Kelly, is this really who you want?
01:03:20Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw
01:03:23She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place
01:03:27Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch
01:03:29Barry is legit and you're a poverty case
01:03:37You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass
01:03:42Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff
01:03:44This watch is worth more than your house
01:03:51Ha, you're hilarious little buddy
01:03:54I almost want you to stick around, to make me laugh more
01:03:58We're not from the same world, Michael
01:04:04You're right, we're not
01:04:09I really thought I knew her
01:04:10There you are
01:04:11They turn on the lights
01:04:14The whole city is on its last call
01:04:16You were right, oh my god, thank you
01:04:18But, how did you know about the spider?
01:04:21It's a little hard to explain, but
01:04:22I have x-ray vision
01:04:26No, really, I was born with it
01:04:28Really?
01:04:29Really
01:04:31So what color is my bra?
01:04:37A gentleman never looks
01:04:38Sure, you're so weird
01:04:41What happened with your girlfriend?
01:04:43Former girlfriend
01:04:44She just broke up with me
01:04:48Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation
01:04:50I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world
01:04:51I think I'll be fine
01:05:02Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:05:05Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend
01:05:09Speaking of which, I'll do it
01:05:10Do what?
01:05:11Be your trophy boyfriend
01:05:12Looks like you could use the affection
01:05:13And it looks like you could use the money
01:05:14Pays $10,000?
01:05:16An hour?
01:05:17That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but
01:05:18In total
01:05:22There's this welcome Ava house party tonight
01:05:23It'll be our first appearance together
01:05:25And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
01:05:30Your bra's red
01:05:32And quite scandalous for school
01:05:35Don't be late
01:05:38Beat it loser
01:05:39This party is only for the school's elite
01:05:41Not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches
01:05:46What a jerk
01:05:48Hey, that was a really cool watch
01:05:49Tell you what, want a trade?
01:05:51That's a Rolex
01:05:53Thanks
01:06:01Whoa
01:06:03Sorry, I'm underdressed
01:06:04My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels
01:06:06Sure
01:06:08So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually gonna show up here tonight
01:06:11Yep, that would be me
01:06:13So, tonight has to go perfect
01:06:15That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend
01:06:17I will personally use my money, power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level
01:06:22My publicist is calling, I'll meet you in there
01:06:23Invitation? Purse?
01:06:32Oh my god, Barry, I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw
01:06:35She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP
01:06:37Of course I'd host it
01:06:39My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place
01:06:41This is so cool
01:06:42I can pitch my makeup line to her
01:06:44If she promotes it, I'll make millions
01:06:48What the hell is he doing here?
01:06:52What the hell is he doing here?
01:06:57Hey, this is an exclusive party
01:06:59Get out, or I'll throw you out
01:07:00He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
01:07:03He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap
01:07:07You're trespassing, Michael
01:07:08No, I'm not
01:07:09I'm Ava Shaw's plus one
01:07:14Boy, you really stepped in it now
01:07:15Ava Shaw brought you?
01:07:16Yup
01:07:17Hey, everyone!
01:07:18Shut up!
01:07:19This freak's claim she's Ava Shaw's plus one
01:07:28Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her
01:07:30He's probably like her stalker
01:07:36You break into her house and steal this?
01:07:38What else have you been stealing?
01:07:39Her clothes?
01:07:40Her panties?
01:07:41You're a disgusting pervert!
01:07:43Michael, you idiot
01:07:44Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:07:47She will crush you
01:07:48Ava Shaw is a boss
01:07:50You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life
01:07:54In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her dating
01:07:59That's it!
01:08:00We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up
01:08:04Make an example of him
01:08:09Buddy, you really don't want to do this
01:08:10I'm here with Ava
01:08:11She would never, ever, ever, in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you
01:08:15Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
01:08:18You're so delusional
01:08:20If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
01:08:29Really?
01:08:30You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
01:08:32That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic
01:08:34Be careful with that
01:08:36Why?
01:08:36Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
01:08:41Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse?
01:08:44Come on, Kelly
01:08:45Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart
01:08:48Don't get it dirty
01:08:51You know what?
01:08:52I think we should wash it
01:08:57In the toilet
01:08:58You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
01:09:02It's not her purse
01:09:03You're not her boyfriend
01:09:03You're just a creepy, poor pervert
01:09:05She's just outside
01:09:06You can ask her
01:09:07I have a better idea
01:09:13This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael
01:09:16Telly?
01:09:16Done
01:09:26I tried
01:09:32Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:09:34I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Mapleville does to the lower classes when they mess with her
01:09:40You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
01:09:53Last chance
01:09:54Last chance
01:09:54Let me go
01:09:54Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this
01:09:57You really are
01:10:03The CY in
01:10:04Three
01:10:06Two
01:10:10One
01:10:10What are you doing?
01:10:20Do you have any idea who he is?
01:10:46Do you have any idea who he is?
01:10:47Can I help you?
01:10:49Just picking out a gift for my girlfriend
01:10:51That's sweet, but
01:10:52That watch is $500,000
01:10:54Shouldn't be
01:10:56The escapement is off by 0.5mm
01:10:58Which will result in a plus three three second time and accuracy
01:11:01Please take it off the floor
01:11:04Okay
01:11:05I don't have time for this
01:11:07LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world
01:11:09Just bought us
01:11:10And it's mysterious owner is coming here today
01:11:14So I heard
01:11:22Oh
01:11:24Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Coulson
01:11:27I didn't realize it was you
01:11:29Don't worry about it
01:11:30I dressed down today
01:11:43Get down and press the alarm
01:11:53Everyone get on the ground
01:11:55Now!
01:12:04Mr. Coulson needs us, let's go boys
01:12:08You!
01:12:09Get the bags and come with us
01:12:13Yeah, I don't think so
01:12:16Ooh, we got a smart ass
01:12:18You got ten seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face
01:12:22Can we make it five?
01:12:24What?
01:12:24Okay
01:12:25Okay, now five seconds should be good
01:12:28You're dead kid
01:12:32Five
01:12:40Four
01:12:41Four
01:12:45Three
01:12:49Two
01:12:54One
01:12:58And good luck in prison
01:13:23Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
01:13:26Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
01:13:34This one's perfect, I'll take it
01:13:37I'd love to stay and chat but
01:13:42My coffee's just about to land and I'm going to be late for my first day of class
01:13:58Sir, you were born with supervision
01:14:01I know
01:14:02And, you used that power to create LVMX
01:14:05A company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
01:14:10Is there a question in there somewhere?
01:14:12Sir
01:14:14Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country
01:14:17But it's still a high school
01:14:19You don't need it
01:14:20But I do need Kelly
01:14:29We've been dating long distance forever
01:14:32I'm going to surprise her today
01:14:34And finally reveal who I really am
01:14:37She'll be shocked, sir
01:14:38Especially when she finds out I used my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw
01:14:42To transfer to this school
01:14:48Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
01:14:52I can't, I'd miss homeroom
01:14:53And here's the Strait of Messina
01:14:58After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off
01:15:01Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chaerbis
01:15:10Sorry
01:15:10Hey leave it, I'm happy to have that one
01:15:12Cheering
01:15:13Which one is Kelly's Locker?
01:15:14No, no, no, we use
01:15:18No, no, no
01:15:19Right, no, it's not
01:15:40Oh, my God, Ava Shaw.
01:15:42I can't believe she's in our school.
01:15:43She's one of the hottest dancers in the world.
01:15:48Ms. Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
01:15:57Ava Shaw, I currently have a 4.0.
01:16:00I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
01:16:09I'm Michael.
01:16:10I have a 0.0.
01:16:11I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no followers on any social media.
01:16:18Not exactly who I was expecting, but okay.
01:16:21I guess you're my new boyfriend.
01:16:23Boyfriend?
01:16:25What's wrong?
01:16:26I thought my messages were clear.
01:16:28A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
01:16:31We just have to be seen in public a few times.
01:16:37You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
01:16:39I think you got the wrong guy.
01:16:41I already have a girlfriend that watches for her.
01:16:48You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
01:16:52I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
01:17:07I'm sorry about that.
01:17:09Wait.
01:17:11You need more than a tonic.
01:17:13That's not a sore throat.
01:17:14You're going to die.
01:17:16What?
01:17:17Why would you say that?
01:17:18No.
01:17:19Listen.
01:17:20In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
01:17:23Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
01:17:25First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
01:17:30I'm not going to see a school nurse.
01:17:32Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
01:17:34Just promise me.
01:17:35You need to get your throat checked.
01:17:36Go now.
01:17:37Fine.
01:17:38Okay.
01:17:40What a weirdo.
01:17:43I guess it won't hurt, though.
01:17:45Have Dr. Skylar cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
01:18:06Kelly?
01:18:09Kelly, what's going on?
01:18:13Michael, what are you doing here?
01:18:15I wanted to surprise you.
01:18:18Michael, you're like my summer fling.
01:18:21You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
01:18:26Wait.
01:18:26This is the poor townie boy you slommed with?
01:18:29Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
01:18:31Who's this guy?
01:18:32This guy is Barry Dawes.
01:18:36I'm a big deal around here, bro.
01:18:39Aw, this is sweet.
01:18:40Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
01:18:45Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
01:18:49How would you like to hang out with your idol?
01:18:53It's been almost ten minutes.
01:18:54I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
01:18:59Okay, Ava, say, ah, ah.
01:19:02What the?
01:19:06Hold still.
01:19:18You're lucky.
01:19:19Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
01:19:21He was right.
01:19:22But how?
01:19:23I need to find that boy.
01:19:25Kelly, is this really who you want?
01:19:28Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
01:19:32She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
01:19:36Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
01:19:40Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
01:19:51You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
01:19:57Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
01:20:01This watch is worth more than your house.
01:20:11Ha, you're hilarious, little buddy.
01:20:14I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
01:20:21We're not from the same world, Michael.
01:20:29You're right.
01:20:30We're not.
01:20:35I really thought I knew her.
01:20:37There you are.
01:20:46You were right.
01:20:47Oh my God, thank you.
01:20:49But how did you know about the spider?
01:20:52It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
01:20:59No, really.
01:21:01I was born with it.
01:21:03Really?
01:21:04Really.
01:21:06So what color is my bra?
01:21:15A gentleman never looks.
01:21:17Sure.
01:21:18You're so weird.
01:21:20What happened with your girlfriend?
01:21:23Former girlfriend.
01:21:25She just broke up with me.
01:21:30Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
01:21:33I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
01:21:35I think I'll be fine.
01:21:50Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:21:54Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
01:21:59Speaking of which, I'll do it.
01:22:02Do what?
01:22:03Be your trophy boyfriend.
01:22:04Looks like he could use the affection.
01:22:05And it looks like you could use the money.
01:22:07Pays $10,000.
01:22:09An hour?
01:22:10That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
01:22:12In total.
01:22:17There's this Welcome Ava house party tonight.
01:22:20It'll be our first appearance together.
01:22:22And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
01:22:29Your bra's red.
01:22:32And quite scandalous for school.
01:22:36Don't be late.
01:22:40Beat it, loser.
01:22:42This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with frigging Pokemon watches.
01:22:52What a jerk.
01:22:54Hey, that was a really cool watch.
01:22:56Tell you what, want to trade?
01:22:57That's a Rolex.
01:22:59That's a Rolex.
01:23:02Thanks.
01:23:12Whoa.
01:23:15I'm sorry, I'm underdressed.
01:23:17My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
01:23:20Sure.
01:23:23So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually going to show up here tonight?
01:23:27Yep.
01:23:28That would be me.
01:23:29So, tonight has to go perfect.
01:23:32That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my money,
01:23:37power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
01:23:42My publicist is calling.
01:23:43I'll meet you in there.
01:23:44Invitation?
01:23:45Purse?
01:23:56Oh, my God, Barry.
01:23:58I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
01:24:00She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP.
01:24:04Of course I'd host it.
01:24:05My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
01:24:09This is so cool.
01:24:10I can pitch my makeup line to her.
01:24:12If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
01:24:19What the hell is he doing here?
01:24:24What the hell is he doing here?
01:24:31Hey, this is an exclusive party.
01:24:33Get out, or I'll throw you out.
01:24:35He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
01:24:39He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
01:24:44You're trespassing, Michael.
01:24:46No, I'm not.
01:24:47I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
01:24:55Boy, you really stepped in it now.
01:24:56Ava Shaw brought you?
01:24:58Yep.
01:24:58Hey, everyone, shut up.
01:25:01This freak's claim she's Ava Shaw's plus one.
01:25:14Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within 10 feet of her.
01:25:17He's probably like her stalker.
01:25:25You break into her house and steal this?
01:25:28What else you've been stealing?
01:25:30Her clothes?
01:25:31Her panties?
01:25:33You're disgusting, pervert!
01:25:35Michael, you idiot.
01:25:37Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:25:41She will crush you.
01:25:43Ava Shaw is a boss.
01:25:45You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
01:25:50In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
01:25:57That's it!
01:25:59We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up.
01:26:04Make an example of him.
01:26:12Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
01:26:14I'm here with Ava.
01:26:15She would never, ever, ever, in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
01:26:21Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend human waste.
01:26:25You're so delusional.
01:26:27If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
01:26:40Really?
01:26:41You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
01:26:44That's not just pathetic.
01:26:45That's psychotic.
01:26:47Be careful with that.
01:26:49Why?
01:26:50Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
01:26:56Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
01:27:01Come on, Kelly.
01:27:03Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
01:27:06Don't get it dirty.
01:27:10You know what?
01:27:11I think we should wash it.
01:27:19In the toilet.
01:27:20You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
01:27:26It's not her purse.
01:27:27You're not her boyfriend.
01:27:28You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
01:27:30She's just outside.
01:27:31You can ask her.
01:27:32I have a better idea.
01:27:41This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
01:27:45Kelly?
01:27:46Done.
01:28:00I tried.
01:28:07Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:28:11I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maplevilly does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
01:28:19You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
01:28:37Last chance.
01:28:38Let me go.
01:28:40Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
01:28:42You really are.
01:28:52You'll see why in three, two, one.
01:29:02What are you doing?
01:29:03What are you doing?
01:29:16Do you have any idea who he is?
01:29:27Do you have any idea who he is?
01:29:28I'm going to do it.
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