It's Showtime: Gay lingo na certified gamit ng madla! (September 7, 2026) (Part 1/4)

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Aired (September 7, 2026): Inisa-isa ni Vice Ganda ang mga gay lingo na unti-unti nang naging bahagi ng pang-araw-araw na pananalita, gaya ng “dedma” at “eme.” Alin pa kaya sa mga salitang ito ang gamit na gamit na rin ng pangkaraniwang tao? #GMANetwork  Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez Monday to Saturday, 12NN on GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso  For more It's Showtime Full Episodes, click the link below:  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGRhcC_vtOrakU2JwoFw3adIp9xuXSs8K

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00:08What's up, Lola?

00:1115 weeks na lang, Pasko na!

00:16At para sa mga No Jowa era drama, eto ang caroling namin para sa inyo, Kuya Jooks!

00:23Here we go, here we go!

00:26Single ba, single ba, single ba today

00:30Oh, that's fine, noot ka lang ng showtime everyday

00:35Single ba, single ba, sasaya today

00:40Okay lang, kamina lang, you're bonito all the way

00:48Amazing!

00:51Okay, abangan ang mga pag-dingdong-dingdong na mga kampana sa Paskong darating

00:59Pero habang wala pa, eto muna ang dingdong na magpapamerry sa atin!

01:06Yeah, kaya naman madlang people, give it up for OPM Power Couple

01:11Eto na, the original Prince of Pop, Mr. Dingdong Avanzado

01:15And the Philippines' phenomenal jukebox queen

01:19Chesa Saragosa!

01:23It's showtime!

01:26Love people, sama-sama tayong bumako ng may saya at maging tulay ng pag-asa

01:32It's showtime!

01:37It's showtime!

01:38It's showtime!

01:39This is, buddy, for those to me!

01:43Hello, Max!

01:45Hi, boys!

01:48Hello, ma!

02:22This is your show, this is your time.

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08:44Sobrano na rin siya.

08:46Nagmumutate siya.

08:47Depending kung anong taon, kung anong trip ng mga bakla.

08:49Nag-e-evolve.

08:50Oo.

08:51Ano yung mga gaylingo o mga salitang ginagamit ng mga bading dati

08:56na nagiging normal na ginagamit ng pangkaraniwang tao?

08:59Na nagagamit mo na rin?

09:00Jowa, diba?

09:01Jowa.

09:02Oo, ano?

09:02Asawa.

09:03Yeah.

09:03Jowa.

09:04Tom Jones.

09:05Tom Jones.

09:06Tom Jones.

09:06Good Tom.

09:07Tom Jones.

09:09Tom Jones.

09:10Charot-charot.

09:11M-E-M-E.

09:11Oo, M-E-M-E.

09:12Ganyan.

09:12Diba mga babae, lalaki?

09:13Yung mga gaylingo.

09:15Yung salitang deadma na nakakatawa.

09:17Kasi yung deadma, ginagamit na rin kahit sa news, ha?

09:20Ah, ano ba?

09:21Galing pala siya gaylingo yung deadma.

09:24Deadma.

09:25Ang pinanggaling niya na ay patay malisya.

09:28Kaya siya deadma.

09:29Dead, patay, ma, malisya.

09:31Patay malisya.

09:31Diba pag deadma, parang wala kang kibo.

09:33Patay malisya ka lang.

09:34Deadma.

09:35Naging deadma lubari na rin yan.

09:37Deadisma na rin ngayon.

09:38Ha?

09:39Deadisma.

09:40Deadisma.

09:41Yes.

09:41Diba?

09:41Imagine mo.

09:42Si...

09:43Si Nolimita...

09:44Nolimitang.

09:46Talaga sinabi na yun.

09:48Sinabi niya yung deadma.

09:49Grabe na rin si Yung Serizal.

09:50Serizal.

09:51Nagbumaklas yung Serizal.

09:53Si Nolidicastro.

09:55O.

09:56Opo.

09:56Diba?

09:57Pangulo.

09:58Deadma.

09:58Sa mga panawagan ng sambayanan.

10:00Diba ganun sinasabi?

10:02Dumedma.

10:02Deadma.

10:03Kaya nagiging pangkaraniwang salita na rin siya.

10:05I'm sure kayo may mga sinasabing kayo yung mga salitang nga.

10:08Hindi nyo alam sa mga bakla galing yan.

10:10O.

10:10Kaya napakalakit ang utang na loob

10:12ipunang ito sa mga bakla.

10:14Dahil pinalawig niya ang wika.

10:16Diba?

10:17Even languages evolve.

10:19Yes.

10:20Diba?

10:21Tama.

10:21And we can never stop, you know, evolution din naman.

10:24Ah, antarang.

10:24We can never stop evolution.

10:26Charles Darwin.

10:26Diba?

10:27O, parang wise speak na itong syauna.

10:29Diba?

10:30Sa tarlak, ano yung mga salita na ginagamit nyo dun

10:33na parang nagagamit na rin

10:34ng kahit hindi mga tarlakenyo?

10:36Pangkaraniwan?

10:37Parang wala.

10:38Eh, kasi ka pampangan nyo sa amin.

10:39Parang wala pang nadadala sa...

10:41Yung balay.

10:44Ginagamit ka pang pangam lang.

10:45Kasi Ilocano.

10:45Balay yung sa kapang naman.

10:47Ah, balay.

10:47Sa Ilocano kasi yung balay.

10:49Bahay.

10:50Sa Bisaya.

10:50Sa Ilocano din, balay din is bahay.

10:53So, ngayon yung mga bakla,

10:54tawag na rin sa bahay is balay.

10:56Ah.

10:56Diba?

10:56Yung balay.

10:57Sa anong balay nyo?

10:58Ganun.

10:58Pero bahay.

10:59Sa Canada.

11:00Ay.

11:01Ano ba yun sa Canada?

11:02Sa amin, sa lugar namin sa Calgary,

11:04madalas yung A after a sentence.

11:07Paano yun?

11:07Nice weather out, eh?

11:08Ah, ganun.

11:09I don't know.

11:12Kunwari, maganda yung panahon.

11:13Nice weather today, eh?

11:15Nice weather today, eh?

11:17Ah, doon pala na.

11:18Eh, eh, eh, eh.

11:19Nice weather today, eh!

11:22What's up, hot dog people?

11:23Eh!

11:25Ah, kala ako naman sa Pini Gallo yun,

11:28sa Calgary pala yun.

11:30Sana mamaya pag naku-isap natin yung mga queens,

11:32may mga bago tayong salita

11:33ng mga pasabog nila na matutunan.

11:35Oh.

11:35Diba?

11:35Talaga magiging pangkaraniwang chika na rin,

11:38eventually.

11:38So, eto na.

11:40Simulan natin yung baklaan.

11:41Ready na sila sa likod.

11:42Sumayin niyo ang kagandahan.

11:43At sumayin niyo rin!

11:45Talakan is now in session.

11:47Kaya tutok na buong nation.

11:48Welcome to

11:49Miss Q&A,

11:50Reina Talakera,

11:512026,

11:52Reina Spakuluwa!

11:54Hey!

11:57Reina never not slaying anytime of the day.

12:01Yes!

12:02Ganon.

12:03Sabog.

12:04Sobra.

12:05Oo.

12:06Powerful.

12:07Madiin.

12:08Yan yung pakak.

12:09May lapag.

12:10Oo.

12:10Pambilin niya lang yan ng groceries, eh.

12:12Oo.

12:12It's just a normal day for her.

12:13Normal day.

12:14Yan yung alam pambilin ng groceries yan, eh.

12:16Pang ano lang yan.

12:18Panggawa ng yelo.

12:18Pag gumagawa lang siya ng yelo sa bahay.

12:20Pangkotkod ng yelo.

12:21Ganon.

12:22Pero eto din.

12:23Ay!

12:23Ano kayang ipiflex niya?

12:24Ayan.

12:25Kapuso actor,

12:27Vince Moristella!

12:29Ayan!

12:35Papayat-payat yan,

12:36pero ano yan,

12:37patak na batak ang katawan niya.

12:38Tawag dyan,

12:39sleeper build.

12:40Ano?

12:41Sleeper build.

12:42Sleeper build.

12:42Sleeper as in S-L-E-E-P-E.

12:45Sleeper.

12:46Sleeper build.

12:47Oo.

12:47Bakit ganon ang tawag?

12:49Parang tulog yung muscles,

12:51pero pag nag-flex daw,

12:52kitang kita.

12:53Parang ganon.

12:53Parang hindi humahalata

12:55pag nakadamit.

12:56Oo.

12:57Kaya sleeper build.

12:58Ah, okay.

12:59Parang low-key lang,

13:00pero patak ganon.

13:01Flex mo kanak.

13:02Flex mo yung...

13:04Sir!

13:09Anong abs?

13:10Grabe naman si Marina.

13:10Abs agad ang hinihining.

13:12Oo.

13:12Lante ka lang, lante ka lang.

13:15Parang gusto mo magpalitin

13:16ng outfit eh.

13:18Patak yan.

13:18High Rocks ba yan?

13:19Ano bang ginagawa mo?

13:20Yes po.

13:21High Rocks.

13:22Cross training ako ng run.

13:23Then,

13:24mabuhat din.

13:25Kahit anong klaseng workout,

13:26High Rocks training.

13:28Yung kapitbahin ang pumayat,

13:29Clorox naman yung ginagawa.

13:30Wait.

13:31Oo, tapos hindi naman

13:33cross training.

13:34Anong siya eh?

13:34J-walking lang ginagawa.

13:36Pumayat din ang pumayat.

13:37Sa Commonwealth kasi,

13:39malaki-laki yung tinatawin niya lagi.

13:41Pero...

13:4110,000 steps.

13:42Okay.

13:43Abangin niyo si Vince,

13:43makakasama natin siya regularly

13:45sa Gandang Gabi Vice.

13:46Yeah.

13:47Yes.

13:48Together with my

13:49gengang

13:50Tetay and Verna.

13:52Okay.

13:53Eto naman.

13:54May isa pala yung kasama.

13:55Yes.

13:56Ang binibining on point

13:57and tawag ng tanghalian

13:59Queen

13:59Nicole Cordobes.

14:06Maaura si Nicole

14:06pero medyo masama

14:07ang loob niya today.

14:08Ay, bakit?

14:09Piling niya nagkalamangan.

14:10Bakit?

14:11Yes, Nicole?

14:12Hindi ako nakasabihang

14:13kailangan nakasequence

14:14at rhinestones today.

14:16Ah.

14:17Ang gorgeous, gorgeous mo

14:18Marina, girl.

14:20Nakapambahay nga lang ako eh.

14:23Nakalamang siya talaga.

14:24Iniiwang ka ng

14:25milya-milya today, no?

14:26Mabuti na lang

14:26nagretouch ako ng eyeshadow

14:27kung hindi.

14:28Wala na talaga, girl.

14:29Bagong gising ako,

14:30dala ko pa yung

14:30kulambuko oh.

14:32Unlike last time,

14:33parang nagkakatexan pa eh,

14:34diba?

14:34Totodo tayo bukas

14:35pero ngayon,

14:36ano ba yan?

14:37Sina-jama ba talaga yan?

14:38Naiwan ang milya-milya

14:39ngayon ng outfit ni Nicole?

14:40Hindi kasi,

14:41alam ko na miss kasi ako

14:42ng madlang people

14:43so hindi lang ako

14:43magpaandar today.

14:45Yes, ganun.

14:46Yung minsanan ka lang

14:48lalabas pero markado.

14:50Diba?

14:51Impactful.

14:51Pero saan ba inspired

14:52yung suot ni

14:52Miss Marina Summers?

14:54Sa Mulawin, no?

14:55Mulawin.

14:57Oo, ganun.

14:57Yeah.

14:59Ganun.

15:00Okay.

15:00Good luck and have fun

15:01today, judges.

15:03Rarapan na ng matindi

15:04ang their pakak

15:05na OOCD

15:06sa ting-ovid candidate

15:07number one.

15:08What's up,

15:10madlang people?

15:14I am

15:15mentor Alexa

15:17ang

15:1824,

15:19ang reign

15:19ng talakera

15:21ng

15:22probinsya

15:23ng

15:23Sor Sugon,

15:25bayan

15:25ng magalianes

15:27na nagsasabing

15:29ang utang

15:31ang utang

15:31ay hiram

15:32hindi

15:32hingi

15:33kaya bayad

15:34bayad din

15:34and I

15:35thank you.

15:37At ang utang

15:38hindi ex mo

15:39na dapat kalimutan mo.

15:41Ay, tama.

15:42Pinapayaran yun?

15:44Kaya nananawagan ako.

15:47Marami ba?

15:48Alistahan.

15:48Hindi, wala.

15:49Wala namang mga

15:49hindi rin ako

15:50nagpapauta.

15:51Thank you,

15:52candidate number one.

15:53Secure the win,

15:54candidate number two.

15:57What's up,

15:58madlang people?

16:00Nagbabalik na

16:02ang nag-iisang

16:03Morena Goddess

16:05na nagmula

16:06sa angkan

16:07ng mga

16:08mayayaman.

16:10I am

16:11Nicole

16:11Ayala

16:13Gokongwe

16:14na nag-iiwan

16:16ng isang

16:16kasabihang

16:17masakit

16:19makagat

16:19ng aso

16:20dahil

16:21naranasan

16:22ko na to.

16:23And I

16:24thank you.

16:25Nakagat ka na ba

16:26ng aso?

16:27Hindi po.

16:27Sa Calgary ba?

16:28May mga stray dogs din.

16:30Meron din naman

16:30konti,

16:31pero hindi siya

16:32normally seen.

16:33Ano?

16:34Nakikipag-chat lang

16:34yung mga aso do?

16:35Hindi naman.

16:36Parang mababait pa rin sila eh.

16:38Hindi sila yung

16:38nagahabol ng mga tao.

16:40Pakisabi sa mga aso

16:41sa Calgary,

16:42pasensya na.

16:43Hindi mababait sa atin.

16:44Ikaw, nakagat ka na ba?

16:45Hindi, kasi ginagawa ko.

16:46Kinakagat ko yung dila ako

16:47pag may asong paparating.

16:48Bakit?

16:49Pang-iwas daw.

16:50Para hindi ka habulin

16:51may ganung kasabihan,

16:52kakagatin mo yung dila mo,

16:55ako nakagat ko ng aso.

16:57Ano nangyari?

16:57Ay dah, hindi ako

16:58papayin ng ganun.

16:59Kinagat ko din

16:59yung aso.

17:01Oo, sabay kami

17:03nagpabawang.

17:03At least,

17:04pabawang dapat.

17:05Naibawi mo tayo.

17:06Yes, thank you number two.

17:07Thank you,

17:07candidate number two.

17:09Bumawi ka ng matinde.

17:10Candidate number three.

17:12What's up,

17:14Madrang Pipay!

17:16Oo, diba?

17:17Salala mo na,

17:18alam mong sunog sa gin.

17:19Oo.

17:20Yun purong gin eh.

17:21By the way,

17:23highway,

17:24my name is Nadine

17:26Nadimonyo

17:27Lustre,

17:29ang reina

17:30talakera

17:31ng tundo

17:32Manila

17:33na nagsasabing

17:35may nakatabig

17:36na naman ng baha.

17:38Kaya ako

17:39nakawala

17:40and I

17:40thank you.

17:42Yes,

17:42Padlang Pipay,

17:43three restbacks for today.

17:45Mentoy,

17:46Nicole,

17:47and Nadimonyo.

17:49Nadimonyo.

17:50Nadimonyo.

17:50Maganda ba yung pangalan eh.

17:52Oo, maganda yung pagkakapi

17:53kasi ni Nicola sa kanya

17:55na Nadimonyo.

17:56Okay.

17:56Number one,

17:57how are you today?

17:58Hello po.

17:59I'm not feeling well actually.

18:00Why?

18:01Kasi nung nakaraan po,

18:03nilagnat po ako.

18:04Pero,

18:05uminop ako ng gamot kagabi

18:06and I think

18:07I feel better right now.

18:08Charisma.

18:09I'm English.

18:10May sakit siya kagabi.

18:12Hala.

18:13May mainit,

18:14malagnat.

18:15Yes po.

18:16Ano kayang sakit niya?

18:18Kasi yung lagnat,

18:19hindi naman sakit mo yun.

18:20Oo, ano yun?

18:21Symptomas yun

18:22na meron kang infection.

18:23I'm okay, oo.

18:24May infection siya.

18:26Hala.

18:28May lalabas na pari dyan.

18:32Tapos pagising mo masakit

18:33kasi may dalabas na tren.

18:37Nang hihina ka ba ngayon?

18:39Hindi na po.

18:40Ay, naku.

18:41Ganyan yung kapitbahe namin.

18:42Ay, ano din?

18:43Yung nilalagnat,

18:44tapos uminom ng gumtas lumakas.

18:45Hindi na nang hihina.

18:47Bumulagta na lang bigla.

18:49Hala.

18:50Huwag ko naman ano,

18:51itakutin.

18:52Hindi, joke lang.

18:52Parang batay.

18:53At saka syempre,

18:54special ang araw na sa'yo na ito.

18:56Kahit siguro 39 pa ang lagnat mo,

18:58pupunta ka pa rin dito.

18:59Yes po.

19:00Hindi lang ka lang namin papapasukin.

19:02Kasi syempre,

19:03mahigpit ang clinic eh.

19:04Kukuna niya kailang temperature.

19:06Alright.

19:07Nung hindi ka nanalo,

19:09anong nangyari sa'yo?

19:10Anong na-realize mo?

19:13Ikinabagsak ba ito ng confidence mo?

19:15What happened to you after you lost?

19:16Ayan, yung hindi po ako nanalo,

19:18hindi po ako pinanghinaan ng loob.

19:20Bagkas ito po yung mas naging lakas ko

19:22para bumalik.

19:23Kasi po,

19:23may mga bagay na hindi talaga mapupunta sa atin,

19:26pero it doesn't mean

19:27na hindi para sa atin,

19:28ay hindi na sa atin.

19:29May mga bagay na kailangan lang nating tanggapin

19:31at malay mo this day to rest.

19:33Yes!

19:35Pero feeling mo talaga re-rest ba ka?

19:37Alam mo,

19:37I feelin ko pa babalikin ako.

19:39Hindi ko po in-expect,

19:41pero nag-pray lang po ako

19:43and sobrang powerful po.

19:44Paano ka nag-pray?

19:45Po?

19:46Paano ka nag-pray?

19:47Naggaganto po.

19:48Tapos,

19:48nakaluhod ka ba

19:49o nakatayo ka?

19:50Opo,

19:50nakaluhod po.

19:51May altar po ako sa bahay,

19:53yung Black Nazarend.

19:54Wow!

19:55Tapos,

19:55nakapikit ka ba?

19:56Yes po.

19:58Nakayuko o nakatingin sa taat?

19:59Nakayuko po,

20:00tapos nakaganto yung kamay.

20:01Para dama po.

20:02Kasi iba-iba,

20:02may mga nagdadasal,

20:03nakaganya ng kamay.

20:05Pero sa mga poster,

20:06yung bata tayo,

20:06di ba nakaganun?

20:07Oo.

20:08Tapos yung mga bata,

20:10nakaganun.

20:11Oo.

20:11Pero yung mga matatanda naman,

20:12kailangan daw,

20:13nakaganun.

20:14Yung iba naman nakaluhod.

20:15Oo.

20:16Yung iba naman nakatayo.

20:17Oo.

20:17Yung iba naka ganun.

20:18Oo.

20:20Ang daming ganun.

20:20Kaya hindi na rin ako nagdasal eh,

20:22naguluhan ako po.

20:23Hindi po ha?

20:23Kailangan magdasal araw-araw.

20:24Yes.

20:25Oo naman sir,

20:25nagdadasal naman ako.

20:26O pwede nga minuminuto eh,

20:27mga small prayers,

20:28mga short prayers.

20:29Yeah,

20:29I actually pray for you.

20:31Do you pray for me?

20:32I do.

20:34What did you pray for me?

20:36Siyempre na,

20:37yung health mo lalo na ngayon.

20:39Bakit?

20:39Sakitin ba ako?

20:40Hindi.

20:41Kasi,

20:42may endorsement akong gamota

20:43pag ako natanggal.

20:44Hindi.

20:45Palusog ako.

20:45Hindi,

20:46yung paa mo kasi.

20:47Ano?

20:47We wanted to heal na

20:48para dere-derecho ko

20:49ng makarampa lagi.

20:51Rampa talaga?

20:52I wanna play pickleball again.

20:54Oh, yes.

20:54Yeah.

20:56Napasama lang yung laro ko

20:57nung nakaraan.

20:58But I'll be back soon.

21:00Alex Ayala.

21:02Alex Ayala.

21:03Alex Ayala.

21:04What did you pray for me?

21:05Ako,

21:06sa araw-araw na makita

21:07ng mga manonood

21:08yung kabutihan ng puso mo.

21:10Totoo-toow wala itong halong-ano.

21:12Ah,

21:12saan siya ba?

21:13Hindi totoo yung sinabi?

21:14Hindi.

21:15Okay lang makilihalong ano ba yung kanya?

21:17Okay lang.

21:18Ayaw ko na makipag-awal.

21:20Magsisimula na naman ba tayo dito?

21:21Okay na ako.

21:22Bahiniting na naman ba natin

21:23ng Twitter mamaya?

21:26Hindi,

21:26ano mo lang?

21:27Yun,

21:27yun nga.

21:29Harap ka sa madlang people

21:30and hindi makikita nila

21:31kung gano'ng kakabuti

21:32and kabait.

21:34Thank you very much.

21:35You're welcome.

21:35Don't worry.

21:36I'll invite you

21:36in my beatification.

21:39Yung mga santo,

21:40diba,

21:40bago sila nagiging santo,

21:42bago sila,

21:43diba,

21:44canonization,

21:45beatification.

21:46Okay.

21:47Gano'ng kasi ako katolik.

21:48For now,

21:48beautification muna tayo.

21:50Parlor,

21:50parlor muna tayo.

21:51Yeah.

21:52We pray for each other.

21:54How about you?

21:54What did you pray today?

21:56Ayun po,

21:57sana ipag-galob this time

21:58and kahit hindi,

21:59ang importante,

22:00makauwi po kami ng litas lahat.

22:02Ah.

22:03Marami ba nag-aabang sa'yo?

22:05Po.

22:05Marami nag-aabang sa'yo sa laban.

22:07Dati wala,

22:07feeling ko ngayon meron.

22:10Okay.

22:10Number two,

22:11welcome back.

22:13Hello,

22:13mime.

22:14Hello,

22:14allang people.

22:16It's nice to be back,

22:17mime.

22:18Sobrang sayang ko.

22:18Nice to see you again.

22:19Happy ka?

22:20Anong pinares ba ka?

22:21Sobrang happy,

22:22mime.

22:22Lalo na at ngayon,

22:23I feel so fruitful.

22:25May kasama akong

22:25batang papaya

22:26tsaka batang pongkan.

22:30Fruitful.

22:31Bunot.

22:32Batang papaya,

22:33hati na ba ito?

22:33Buo pa.

22:35Buo pa yan,

22:35mime.

22:36Ah,

22:36buo pa.

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