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00:00Sila ang nakakaalam kung ang talak ay pakakaw.
00:03Dear Rados, starting off with showbiz royalty,
00:05Philippine Curva, Caruil.
00:09BBB Call of Camomilla Pig winner, Brent Manalo.
00:15And pinipinig on point at tawag ng tanghali at Queen Nicole Cordovas.
00:22Thank you, Rados.
00:24Una kang sasagot sa wit lang,
00:26candidate number 5, Louis Baruelo Chua.
00:28Let's go, Louis.
00:33Okay.
00:35Ryan, ayun! Pasok!
00:36Joke!
00:38Anong tawag...
00:40Okay na yung tawag.
00:43Anong tawag sa bulaklak na di ka panipaniwala?
00:50Ano no?
00:51Di ka panipaniwala?
00:52Anong tawag sa bulaklak na di ka panipaniwala?
00:58Ano?
00:58Di ka panipaniwala?
01:00Oh!
01:01Lily!
01:05Oh, Lily!
01:09Lily!
01:12Pagaling!
01:14Umunod ka na?
01:15Oh, Lily!
01:21I really like it!
01:22I lili-lili like it!
01:23I lili-lili like it!
01:24Louie, ang tanong...
01:27Sa iyong palagay, lumalaburin ba ang third eye habang tumatanda?
01:34Sa iyong palagay, lumalaburin ba ang third eye habang tumatanda?
01:39Sagot!
01:39I believe na lumalaburin ba ang third eye habang tumatanda?
01:43Masyado ka na bang abusado kung gusto mo, third eye mo, di rin lumalabo?
01:47Ano ka, immortal?
01:48Walang ganon?
01:49Dapat habang tumatagal, lumalabo mga mata mo?
01:52Kasi ayun ang essence ng buhay.
01:54Habang tumatanda, habang tumatagal ka, alam mong papalapit ka niya?
01:57Kaya dapat may expiration ng lahat?
02:00Anong gusto mo?
02:00Abusado ka palagi?
02:02Walang ganon!
02:03And I, thank you!
02:06Thank you!
02:07Day number five!
02:09Kaya matawagin na si candidate number two, Jonah!
02:18Pasok!
02:19Anong paboritong bulaklak ni Jason Francisco?
02:23Bulaklak din, ha?
02:26Ano?
02:27Gumamela, eh!
02:33Puro bulaklak!
02:34Buna na mabigay ang lady?
02:36Oo, oo!
02:37Sour jokes!
02:38Baka nakabayad sila sa variety.
02:41Okay, Jonah, kay ayun siya pumili.
02:49Jonah, tanong!
02:53Kung plancha ka, magdadamdam ka ba?
02:57Na kailangan ka lang pag may gusot.
03:00Ay!
03:02Plansya ba kayo?
03:03Ba't affected kayo?
03:05Ba't nasaktan kayo?
03:06May kakilala ba kayong plancha?
03:08Kung plancha ka, magdadamdam ka ba?
03:10Na kailangan ka lang pag may gusot.
03:14Sagot!
03:16Magdadamdam ako.
03:17Kasi yun yung essence kung bakit ako'y nagawa.
03:20Plansyang di uling, plansyang di kuryente, at kung ano-ano man pa mang plancha.
03:25Magdadamdam ako.
03:26Kasi hindi ko napupulpil kung ano yung dapat kong gawin.
03:29Pero lagi nating tantayan, kahit gano'ng kagustot ang inyong buhay, pwede natin siyang plansyahin.
03:35Di uling ka man, o di kuryente.
03:37And I, thank you.
03:40Thank you, camera number two.
03:41Kawagay mo lang si camera number four, Billy Lapita Niadaw.
03:49Si Billy.
03:51Hello.
03:53Hello.
03:53Pasok, Ryan Ayon.
03:55Joke.
03:56Bakit hindi tumatanda ang umbrella?
04:00Bakit?
04:01Kasi payong.
04:05Sonny, ponny, ponny.
04:06Sonny, ponny.
04:08Payong.
04:09Billy, bunod ka na.
04:14Payong pala siya.
04:16Payong.
04:16Hindi pa old.
04:18Payong.
04:19Billy, tanong.
04:22Kung item ka sa online shopping, magagalit ka ba na ina-add to cart ka, pero di ka naman chine
04:31-check out?
04:32Oh.
04:34Kung item ka sa online shopping, magagalit ka ba kung ina-add to cart ka, pero di ka naman chine
04:39-check out?
04:40Oh.
04:42Sagot.
04:43I believe yes, hindi ako magagalit kapag ina-add to cart lang ako kahit na hindi pa ako chine-check
04:49out.
04:49Dahil sa totoong buhay, ina-add to cart ka para lang ma-validate kung ikaw na talaga ang nararapat na
04:56bagay para sa kanya.
04:58Because if you will just check out without really considering kung ano nga ba ang bagay na nararapat sa'yo,
05:05baka naman magkamali ka lang.
05:07Mas masaktan ka, mapagastos ka, mas masakit.
05:11Kapag gumastos ka ng mali, nag-check out ka ng mali, kaya siguraduhin mo muna bago ka pumili.
05:18And I, thank you.
05:20Thank you, candidate number four.
05:24At narin ng huling sasalang si candidate number one, Ivanach.
05:32Hali ka na ngayon nahihirapan ka.
05:35Patawa, ouch.
05:36Alam mong rocker ka, nag-ga-gaon ka.
05:39Alam ba kung may concert ba kayo?
05:40Ayan po.
05:42Love lang mo yung liner.
05:43Yes.
05:43May concert kayo, di ba?
05:58Mahigaan na tumutunog.
06:01Ano?
06:02Kamahgong.
06:08Kamahgong.
06:10Bungunod ka na.
06:11Ivanach.
06:12Ay, kay ayaw na lang.
06:14Akala ko doorbed.
06:17Doorbed?
06:18Doorbed.
06:19Okay.
06:21I believe.
06:21Wala pa.
06:24Kagag ganyan.
06:25Huw, tingnan mo.
06:26Kung di nakasagot ito, sinasabi ko sa'yo, ha?
06:29Sapaksh ka sa akin.
06:31Lalabanch ko, minch minch.
06:32Good luck, knock, knock.
06:33Okay.
06:35Oh my God.
06:36Napaka-serious.
06:37Napaka-serious naman.
06:38Kaya riyo mo so.
06:39Nako.
06:39Okay, relax ka lang.
06:40Kasi this is kind of personal.
06:44Kung utot ka.
06:52Kung utot ka,
06:53sasama ba ang loob mo
06:55na walang gustong umaku sa'yo?
06:57Kung utot ka,
06:59sasama ba ang loob mo
07:00na walang gustong umaku sa'yo?
07:03Sagot!
07:04I believe,
07:05hindi po sasama ang loob ko
07:07kung utot man ako
07:08at walang umaku sa'kin.
07:10Dahil sa totoong buhay lang,
07:12wala naman talagang umaku sa'kin.
07:15Ang lahat ng responsibilidad sa'kin.
07:17Hindi niyo po ba natatanong
07:18na ako po ay isang anak sa labas.
07:21Kaya ako po ay iniwan.
07:24Kaya lumaki po ako
07:25na mag-isa.
07:26At ngayon,
07:26binubuhay ang aking mga kapatid.
07:28Kaya ganun pa man,
07:30hindi po ako magtatampo
07:32kung walang umaku.
07:34Kung utot man ako,
07:35dahil alam ko sa sarili ko
07:36na kaya ko
07:37na kahit mabahu man ako
07:39at walang umaku sa'kin,
07:42confident ako
07:43dahil ako ay ako
07:45kahit utot man ako.
07:47Ilaay!
07:48Thank you!
07:50Thank you!
07:51Thank you!
07:53Ivar Ivanach!
07:54Maraming salamat sa'kin.
07:55Alamin naman natin
07:56ang komento ng ating mga hurado.
07:57Simulan natin.
07:57Tell me, could you?
07:58Sabi niya,
07:58okay ba yun?
08:02Malalaman natin.
08:04Simulan natin kay hurado.
08:05Brent!
08:07What's up, Matlam people?
08:09Okay,
08:10dito tayo kay
08:11candidate number five,
08:12Louie.
08:14Ang ganda na nang ginawa mo,
08:14nilaro mo lang.
08:16Tapos ikaw ang ganda rin ginawa mo,
08:18ginubuh mo lang.
08:19Your answer
08:20gave enough
08:21room to play
08:23with the question,
08:24kaya maganda yung ginawa mo.
08:25Number two,
08:26kay Jonah naman,
08:28sayang,
08:28kasi parang mali ata
08:29yung pagkakaintindi mo
08:31doon sa tanong.
08:31Kasi yung tanong,
08:32malulungkot ka ba
08:33kung plancha ka
08:34tapos hinahanap ka lang
08:35pag may gusot ka?
08:38So,
08:39I think,
08:40kung ako yun,
08:40I would have answered it na,
08:42oo,
08:43hindi ako malulungkot.
08:44Ay,
08:44hindi akong malulungkot
08:44kasi I've served my purpose
08:46bilang plancha,
08:47diba?
08:48So,
08:48better luck next time sa'yo.
08:50Yan.
08:50Thank you,
08:51Hurado Brent.
08:51Ngayon naman,
08:52nung say mo,
08:53Hurado Kareel.
08:54What's up,
08:55Matlam people?
08:57Wow!
08:58Number four,
08:59Bill Lee,
09:00alam mo,
09:01you are continually
09:02receiving gifts
09:03that are there for the taking
09:04kaya talagang nag-a-advance kayo eh.
09:06Parang very,
09:07very present ka.
09:08Ang galing-galing mo doon.
09:09Para dito sa sagot mo,
09:10actually,
09:11pareho kayo ni Ivanach,
09:13tumaliwas kayo
09:14dun sa feelings
09:15ng Matlam people.
09:16So,
09:17I think that's very brave
09:18kasi madali lang naman na
09:19to,
09:20ano eh,
09:20to play with the crowd
09:22and just go with their feelings.
09:23Pero hindi,
09:24may sarili kayong opinion.
09:26Kay Billy,
09:27maganda yung pagkaka-explain mo
09:29kasi choosy ka.
09:30I love that about you.
09:31Si Ivanach naman,
09:32ang ganda kasi talagang
09:35isinabuhay mo yung tanong.
09:36No matter how silly it was.
09:39Utot ako today.
09:40Oo.
09:41Tapos,
09:41naging emosyonal ka.
09:43Parang hala,
09:43masyadong serious.
09:44Pero talagang nabali mo pa rin
09:46at nabalik mo si Ivanach
09:48sa dulo.
09:49At talaga namang
09:50nabuo mo yun.
09:51Congrats sa inyong lahat.
09:52Nice fight.
09:55Maraming salamat sa ating mga jurados.
09:57Dalawang katidata
09:58ang papaslak sa final round.
09:59Ikaw ang unang pasok
10:00sa Becla Nation.
10:01Congratulations to you.
10:07Candidate number...
10:09Five,
10:10Louie Baruelo Chua.
10:11Nabukha siyang nage-exercise
10:13na senior citizen.
10:16Nage-exercise
10:17ng senior citizen.
10:18Sino makakatapat sa kanya?
10:22Si Jonah,
10:23si Billy,
10:24o si Ivanach?
10:27Congratulations,
10:28pasok ka pa rin.
10:29Candidate number...
10:34One, Ivanach!
10:36One, Ivanach!
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