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42nd Street Films
"Walk like you pay rent in the city, not like you borrow your mother's Corolla!" 🚗💨

Go behind the scenes of South Africa's most chaotic, high-stakes beauty pageant! Between missing sashes, fake tan mishaps, backstage arguments, and actual stage pyrotechnic fires, the backstage area of the Mr. & Miss Pretoria Pageant is absolute chaos.

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Transcript
00:04Where is my sash?
00:06If that sash is on the Boer, I will end this building.
00:09Walk like you pay rent in this city, not like you borrow your mother's Corolla.
00:13I pay rent on this body.
00:14The judges can hear your protein powder.
00:16Smile, Reinhardt.
00:17Your tan is louder.
00:18I will start music without you.
00:20On in 30, try to look employed.
00:22After you, I need light.
00:23If I win, I am borrowing that robe.
00:25Go, be pretty.
00:26Be brief.
00:27Places, Mr. Pretoria, let us finish this.
00:30Walk, do not run, do not pose.
00:32House lights!
00:35Everybody out!
00:36The winner is whoever.
00:37I asked for a spot, Kevin, not a bribe.

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