00:30So what is in there?
00:32I just need to move on, find somebody new
00:34Not you necessarily
00:36In the worst possible way
00:38Working man, eh?
00:3940 years from now, you're gonna be on your deathbed saying
00:42Where did it all go?
00:43How did we end up like this?
00:47There's a lot of seats, you know, in this train
00:52This is two
00:53Looks like your ex-wife put this girl up for adoption 17 years ago
00:57I'm a father!
01:00That's life
01:02How can you not tell me that we had a daughter?
01:04Excuse me, do you think I could get this with the aioli on the side as I requested?
01:08Yes
01:08I think you should know, we have tickets to Wiccan
01:10Hey, dickhead, shut the fuck up
01:13Can't you see that this woman is having a profound moment?
01:16I said that's life
01:17You tell me that you don't want to see your daughter
01:19What do you want to do, stalk her?
01:21And as funny as it may seem
01:23Hey, Claire, Jenny Craig's over here
01:24Hey, you need to shut the fuck up, you little prick
01:27That's my daughter!
01:28If you're wondering about the lack of family resemblance
01:32She used to be a real hippo
01:33Pick myself up and get back up in the race
01:39Yes!
01:40That's life!
01:40Why are you egging me along for this insane insta-family?
01:44You guys are so beautiful
01:46And I can't deny it
01:49My ex?
01:49She's a good woman
01:50I just have to help her embrace her maternal nature
01:55Sorry, I can't help you with that
01:57In that case, I guess I'll take a blowjob then
02:00I am
02:00I should have brought my wallet
02:02That's life!
02:04That's life!
02:05That's life!
02:06That is quite a tattoo
02:07How's that?
02:08It's like the ultimate argument ender
02:11Like, no, I don't want your fucking job
02:13I want to destroy your entire society
02:16Get out!
