Costco is where buying thirty-six of something you barely needed somehow feels more responsible than buying one.
You came for paper towels.
You left with chicken thighs, eighty batteries, a gallon of olive oil, three pounds of snacks, a patio set, and somehow a kayak.
Then the cashier says the total.
You stare at the screen like you’ve been personally betrayed.
Costco doesn’t save you money.
It makes spending money feel like winning.
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