00:03Paulie!
00:06Hey, can I help you with something here?
00:08Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you just kick me out of our room for witting your bed
00:12or something?
00:13Oh, hey, wait a minute. Noah didn't talk to you about this?
00:15Look, Chris, what do you want?
00:17You really thought that we were kicking you out?
00:20Oh, come on! You're my asshole, buddy!
00:24Look, since O'Brien died...
00:26What?
00:27O'Brien, on the eighth floor, he died.
00:28So, they've instituted this new policy where they're, like, doing grocery inspections to make sure there's no alcohol coming in,
00:34and they're doing spot checks to make sure there's, like, one guest per person.
00:38Just because one guy can't monitor his buzz, all of us gotta suffer.
00:42Which is why Adam came up with this great idea that one of us has to get an off-campus
00:46residence.
00:48Noah didn't explain any of this to you at all?
00:50No, he didn't.
00:51And look, maybe I'm the world's biggest cynic, but I'm finding all of this very, very hard to believe.
00:59So, let's go.
00:59Let's go.