00:00Oh, hey, hey, hey, you guys.
00:02You run out of batteries, huh?
00:04I didn't mean anything by it, all right?
00:05Oh, yeah?
00:06Well, that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old,
00:09and I swore to God that I would rip the fucking skin off anyone who fucking wronged her.
00:15Look, I'm just a dumb A-list celebrity trying to entertain America, okay?
00:18I got a lot of stuff going on right now, dude, besides you trying to kill me.
00:23Now I got multiple fucking harassment lawsuits, plus I'm an addict, all right?
00:27And I've relapsed.
00:28I can't stop ****ing, dude.
00:30I jack it in traffic.
00:31What's your talent, huh?
00:32I mean, aside from love and ****.
00:34Dude, haven't you seen my show?
00:36It's not live, it's not funny.
00:38That's my genius.
00:38I got no ****ing talent.
00:40You clearly ain't being humble, T.
00:42You proved your point.
