00:00Hi! I am Kalurker Jaiho.
00:02I am Kalurker Ashley.
00:04And I'm Kalurker Baos.
00:06At kami ang...
00:07Kalurker Trio!
00:09At ito naman, sinachallenge or sinanage kami ng Ulol
00:13para kilatisin kung gaano kami ka-chronically online.
00:17Nako!
00:18On a scale of 1 to 10, gaano ba tayo ka-chronically online?
00:22Yes.
00:22Yun ang question.
00:23Alamin natin.
00:24Una si lahat, can you expound what is chronically?
00:27It's a challenge.
00:29Okay, game.
00:30Quote number 1.
00:31Kahit addict sa amin, hindi maiisip yan.
00:34Tama ba yun?
00:35Oo.
00:36Diba?
00:37Actually, ako marami ko nakakausap na ganyan.
00:40Ay, friends!
00:41Yes.
00:42Totoo, mga friends talaga.
00:43Tsaka, hello, siyempre, di ba?
00:44We are from the land of the flying bottles.
00:47Scream and shout.
00:48Tundoma nila.
00:49Saka, actually, personally, na-experience naman yan.
00:52Doon marami pong addict sa amin.
00:53Hello!
00:54Sa amin, hindi ako.
00:55Ako yung recruiter nila.
00:56Hindi yun alam.
00:58Mamasan po namin to.
00:59Totoo.
01:00Pwede pa sabi yun.
01:01Well, too late now.
01:02Hindi.
01:04Eto naman, susunod.
01:05Barrel code number 2.
01:071, 2, 3, go!
01:08Kanya-kanya na.
01:09Oo.
01:10Yes.
01:11Parang sa mga to, Gen Z.
01:13Oo.
01:13Ako nung meron akong EP sa unang hirit, biglang tumalikod si Joy.
01:17Kanya-kaya na.
01:18Doon po ako nagka-develop ng trust issues.
01:22Pagkatapos nun, parang grabe, tinawagin ko yung therapist ko.
01:26Wow!
01:26Sali ko, ang saklap ng mundo.
01:28So, hindi ko lang po alam na alam yan.
01:31Naisabuhay ko po yan.
01:31Ay, grabe!
01:33Ayun na nga.
01:341, 2, 3, go!
01:34Kanya-kanya na talaga.
01:35Kering-keri yan.
01:37Kaninong panaginip to?
01:39Kaninong panaginip to?
01:39Pag masyado marami nangyayari, tapos yung panaginip mo ang labo.
01:44Lalo pag may sakit ka, diba?
01:45Kaninong nga bang panaginip to?
01:47Parang pagsabaw-sabaw.
01:49Saka, actually, yung mga panaginip, parang hindi mo siya usually natatandaan, diba?
01:53Uy, marami daw tayong dreams.
01:54Sa totoong buhay talaga.
01:56Oo.
01:57Sabi ng psychology teacher ko.
01:58Nice!
01:59Pagka daw natutulog, marami daw talagang panaginip, tapos ilan lang yung tatandaan.
02:03Hindi ko alam kung...
02:04Teacher ko ba talaga nag-sabi?
02:06Baka yung panaginip mo.
02:07Hindi, pero totoo yun.
02:09Next, eto.
02:10Sabi, you wanna fight me?
02:12Yes.
02:12Ay, hindi ko alam yun.
02:14Fight? Ano?
02:15Paano yun?
02:15Hindi ko alam yun.
02:17Pass!
02:17Hindi mo habot sa barangay bagong bayan yan.
02:19Oo.
02:20Next, eto.
02:23Ay, alam ko to.
02:24Alam ko yan.
02:24Alam ko yan.
02:26Da, da, da.
02:27Da, da.
02:28Hindi ganyan.
02:29Ay, di ba?
02:30Di ba, ano yun?
02:31Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
02:35Di ba?
02:35Ma-pah.
02:36Ba-ma-pah.
02:37Ba-ma-pah.
02:38Ay, di ba yan yung...
02:42Dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi, dubi.
02:44Ay, alam ko yan.
02:46O, tingnan mo.
02:47I asked a guess at all.
02:49Tingnan iyo.
02:50Tingnan iyo na.
02:50Hindi nga.
02:52Alam ko yan.
02:53Dara, da, da, da.
02:54Tapos nang sabihin,
02:54ang ganda di ba yun?
02:55What?
02:56I know that.
02:57Ati Bey, I'm already in the cabuzo.
03:01I'm gonna save it.
03:03I'm gonna save it.
03:04Asia Suma.
03:04Yes!
03:06I've watched it.
03:07You're going to be like this?
03:08Ati Bey?
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03:51Ati Bey?
03:54Ati Bey?
03:55It's hardworking naman itong lactating mom na to.
03:57Oh, okay ba?
03:59Nag-flog na siya.
04:01Alam mo na, it's past my bedtime.
04:04Aaga.
04:05Dahil lactating mom ako, di ba?
04:07Mga trending topics pag-uusapan namin.
04:10Sino-sino makapag-uusapan natin?
04:12Ito po sila lahat.
04:13Kayo.
04:14Hindi.
04:15Abangan nyo, mga kalurks.
04:17Malapit na malapit na.
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