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00:00:06I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, Father.
00:00:14How many have met her, sister?
00:00:16I need you to help me act on them.
00:00:24Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:00:27I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:00:32I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving in to your sins only fuels that.
00:00:37Instead, just do five Hail Mary's and let God consult you.
00:00:42Damn, I got a big reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:00:47There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:00:57You ain't having it or traveling, your girl living lavish and extravagant.
00:01:01Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:01:06Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck a priest is worse.
00:01:11By the way, just a little tip for you.
00:01:14All those nuns, they don't want your help.
00:01:17They just want your bacon.
00:01:20You will respect the church while you are here.
00:01:23I'm just being honest.
00:01:24Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:01:25You're right. Your turn.
00:01:28For what?
00:01:29To confess your sins, old boy.
00:01:32Hey, help!
00:01:40Get out.
00:01:44Get out!
00:01:46That's for like, five miles from home, it's raining.
00:01:50The church is the old man.
00:01:52So you get rid of your affliction.
00:01:55Get around with cans, in a wheelchair.
00:01:58Seriously kicking me out because I'm gay.
00:02:01Dad.
00:02:03What about school?
00:02:04The church has a school permit.
00:02:06But you will attend.
00:02:08And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:02:11Now out.
00:02:12The new priest is expecting you.
00:02:25I told my dad I was gay, and in less than 24 hours, he dumped me of his truth for
00:02:29what?
00:02:30Conversion camp?
00:02:36I'm 18.
00:02:37I'm 18.
00:02:37I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:02:40I'm 18.
00:02:49I'm 18.
00:02:51I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:02:56This alley is a ferry-free zone.
00:02:59You're kind of welcome there.
00:03:01It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:03:05You can't leave that easy.
00:03:06We've got a reputation outside.
00:03:09Switchblade.
00:03:14I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, Omo.
00:03:17Stop.
00:03:18Step away from him!
00:03:26Did my priest just save me?
00:03:29Father Alexander!
00:03:31We weren't-
00:03:32You have 10 seconds to leave.
00:03:3410.
00:03:369.
00:03:388.
00:03:49You're Theomarton, yes?
00:03:51Yes.
00:03:53And you're-
00:03:54The new head priest at Sacred Heart.
00:03:56Which means you're my responsibility.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:04:00No.
00:04:01I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:04:05We're not having this discussion in the rain.
00:04:07So either you come with me now willingly,
00:04:09or I make you.
00:04:11Your choice.
00:04:25What?
00:04:26Uh,
00:04:28some priests are like,
00:04:29normally old and
00:04:30gray.
00:04:33And?
00:04:33They don't usually look like you.
00:04:39And what do I look like?
00:04:42I don't know.
00:04:43I don't know.
00:04:46Of course you do,
00:04:47or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:04:49Say it.
00:04:51Well, like,
00:04:51like, you're young.
00:04:53You're like,
00:04:53you know,
00:04:54you're 21 or 22,
00:04:55and that's,
00:04:56like,
00:04:56that's too young to be a priest.
00:04:59You're hot.
00:05:00I mean,
00:05:00like,
00:05:01someone that hot,
00:05:02they don't be a priest.
00:05:03They're like a model or an actor.
00:05:08Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:05:11Control yourself,
00:05:13Theo.
00:05:13You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:05:16God,
00:05:17he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:05:19What'd you just say?
00:05:21Uh,
00:05:24I said you're the
00:05:25wettest man I've ever seen.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:34You want me to try you off?
00:05:37Don't make me repeat myself.
00:05:55Stop.
00:05:56Is he telling me to stop
00:05:58because he doesn't want
00:05:58the gay guy touching him?
00:06:00Or,
00:06:01because he's feeling
00:06:01the tension between us?
00:06:03I'll take it from here.
00:06:06He just doesn't want
00:06:07a gay guy touching him.
00:06:08Got it.
00:06:12Look,
00:06:14I don't want you here.
00:06:16Well, that's good.
00:06:17Because I don't want to be here either,
00:06:19so we're on the same page.
00:06:20But,
00:06:21your father
00:06:22sits on the parish council.
00:06:24And my future here
00:06:25depends on his recommendation.
00:06:27So what's your big plan?
00:06:28You're gonna make me pray the gay away?
00:06:30Do you think that'll work?
00:06:32You have got to be fucking kidding me.
00:06:34I am not doing this,
00:06:36all right?
00:06:36This whole town,
00:06:37it's bigoted and oppressive
00:06:38and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:06:40You don't know me.
00:06:42All right?
00:06:43And you don't know how I run this church.
00:06:44Yeah,
00:06:45and I don't want to.
00:06:46I just want out of all of this.
00:06:47Yeah,
00:06:48well,
00:06:48it doesn't matter what you want.
00:06:50And your father
00:06:51has made it sufficiently clear
00:06:52what you are to me.
00:06:53And what
00:06:53is that
00:06:54father?
00:06:57My personal
00:06:58altar boy.
00:07:04Aren't altar boys
00:07:06children?
00:07:07Last time I checked,
00:07:08being 18
00:07:08makes you an adult.
00:07:13even though
00:07:14you don't act like one.
00:07:15Oh,
00:07:16so making me your altar boy
00:07:18is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:07:20Got it.
00:07:21You know what?
00:07:22Nothing is going to happen like that
00:07:23between us.
00:07:24I'm not like that.
00:07:26Being married to God
00:07:27is the straightest thing in the world.
00:07:30My faith
00:07:31may be a joke to you,
00:07:32but it's my life.
00:07:35Okay?
00:07:40And this,
00:07:42this is the house of God.
00:07:44My
00:07:44house.
00:07:45And while you're here,
00:07:46you will respect that.
00:07:49Now,
00:07:49get changed
00:07:51and meet me in the chapel.
00:07:53Okay?
00:07:54There are people out there
00:07:55waiting for me to help them
00:07:57while I've
00:07:58been saving you.
00:08:05He may be hot,
00:08:06but he's a
00:08:06fucking grade-A asshole.
00:08:11So I have to pretend
00:08:12to give this a shot.
00:08:26I've asked God
00:08:27to take away
00:08:28my sinful thoughts,
00:08:30but
00:08:30they still plague me,
00:08:31Father.
00:08:34How may I help you
00:08:35with this, sister?
00:08:35I need you
00:08:38to help me
00:08:39act on them.
00:08:43Maybe
00:08:44if I act on them,
00:08:46the urge will disappear.
00:08:47I won't feel so hot
00:08:49every time I look at you.
00:08:52I'm sorry, sister,
00:08:53but I'm afraid
00:08:54giving in to your sins
00:08:55only fuels them.
00:08:57Instead,
00:08:58just
00:08:58do five Hail Marys
00:09:00and let
00:09:01God console you.
00:09:02damn,
00:09:03I got a big reaction
00:09:04from the priest
00:09:05patting him down
00:09:06with a towel.
00:09:07There's no way
00:09:08that Father Alexander
00:09:09is gay.
00:09:20Theo,
00:09:22eavesdropping,
00:09:22especially upon
00:09:23the desires of others,
00:09:24is a sin.
00:09:26Well,
00:09:26I am pretty sure
00:09:27that a nun
00:09:28trying to fuck
00:09:29her priest
00:09:29is worse.
00:09:31Oh,
00:09:31by the way,
00:09:32just a little tip
00:09:33for you.
00:09:34All those women,
00:09:35they don't want
00:09:36your help.
00:09:37They just want
00:09:38your dick.
00:09:40You will respect
00:09:41the church
00:09:41while you are here.
00:09:42I'm just being honest.
00:09:44Lying's a sin,
00:09:45is it not?
00:09:45You're right.
00:09:47Your turn.
00:09:48For what?
00:09:49To confess your sins,
00:09:50altar boy.
00:09:51Hey!
00:09:52Hey!
00:09:52Hey!
00:09:55I am so sorry
00:09:56to do this
00:09:56to all of you,
00:09:57but it appears
00:09:58our confessional hours
00:10:00have shifted
00:10:00to Sunday.
00:10:01So,
00:10:02please come back
00:10:03and I'll give
00:10:03each of you
00:10:04ample time.
00:10:11May God,
00:10:12who has enlightened
00:10:12every heart,
00:10:13help you to know
00:10:14thy sins
00:10:14and trust
00:10:16in his mercy.
00:10:17Father,
00:10:18please forgive me,
00:10:19for I have sinned.
00:10:22It's been three days
00:10:23since I last
00:10:24touched myself.
00:10:26I've been a
00:10:27bad,
00:10:28bad boy.
00:10:29You know,
00:10:29Theo,
00:10:30if you took this seriously,
00:10:31you might actually
00:10:32find it useful.
00:10:33Why should I take
00:10:33any of this seriously?
00:10:35Your father sent you
00:10:36here to bolster
00:10:37your faith.
00:10:37No,
00:10:38my dad sent me here
00:10:39because I'm gay.
00:10:40If you expect me
00:10:41to say that being gay
00:10:42is a sin,
00:10:42you can forget it.
00:10:43Theo,
00:10:43I'm not moralizing
00:10:44your sexuality,
00:10:46alright?
00:10:48I'm not that
00:10:48kind of priest.
00:10:53I'm not that kind of priest.
00:10:54What kind of priest
00:10:55are you?
00:10:58One who wants
00:10:59to understand.
00:11:02Tell me,
00:11:03Theo,
00:11:04what thoughts
00:11:05led you to believe
00:11:07you wanted to
00:11:07lie with other men?
00:11:09You talk about this
00:11:09like it's just a
00:11:10sex thing.
00:11:12Is it not?
00:11:13No,
00:11:13I've never even
00:11:15been with another man
00:11:16but I still know
00:11:17that I'm gay.
00:11:21How?
00:11:23It's like,
00:11:23it's the attraction
00:11:25to other men
00:11:25like when I first
00:11:26saw you.
00:11:32Go on.
00:11:36You can't be
00:11:38serious.
00:11:41I am.
00:11:43I want to
00:11:44understand.
00:11:45Why would he
00:11:46want to understand
00:11:47what it's like
00:11:47to realize
00:11:48you're gay?
00:11:50Unless
00:11:51he might be gay?
00:11:53Theo,
00:11:53I get
00:11:55that it's
00:11:56hard to talk about.
00:11:58But if I'm
00:11:59going to help you,
00:12:00I need to
00:12:01hear it from your own.
00:12:02That's why
00:12:03you want to help.
00:12:04Of course.
00:12:06Why else
00:12:07would I want to know?
00:12:08So this is part
00:12:09of him trying
00:12:09to cure me.
00:12:11Fine.
00:12:11If he thinks
00:12:12being gay
00:12:12makes me
00:12:13some depraved
00:12:14freak,
00:12:15then that's
00:12:15what I'll
00:12:16show him.
00:12:18when I first
00:12:19see a man,
00:12:20the first thing
00:12:21I notice
00:12:21is his eyes.
00:12:23If he smells
00:12:24good,
00:12:27I would feel
00:12:28to have his arms
00:12:30wrapped around
00:12:31me.
00:12:34That's just
00:12:35the initial
00:12:36attraction.
00:12:37The next layer
00:12:39is more intense.
00:12:41It's more
00:12:44feral.
00:12:50Feral.
00:12:52Go on.
00:12:59I think about
00:13:00ripping off
00:13:01your priest
00:13:02collar.
00:13:03About you
00:13:04kissing me,
00:13:06touching me,
00:13:09your tongue,
00:13:11on my jaw,
00:13:12on my neck.
00:13:15I think about
00:13:16you taking me
00:13:17into the chapel
00:13:18bending me
00:13:19over the altar
00:13:20and telling me
00:13:21to worship you.
00:13:25Do you want
00:13:26me to worship
00:13:27you?
00:13:32Father
00:13:33Alexander?
00:13:36You still
00:13:37there?
00:13:41looks like I won
00:13:42this little game.
00:13:44Wait, wait!
00:13:45Get your hands
00:13:46off me!
00:13:47Do you think it's
00:13:48funny to make a
00:13:48mockery of our
00:13:49faith?
00:13:49I am not making a
00:13:50mockery of your
00:13:51faith, I'm making a
00:13:52mockery of you!
00:13:55Fine.
00:13:57Mock me all you
00:13:58want, but the more
00:13:59you disrespect the
00:13:59house of God, the
00:14:01more I'll add to
00:14:01your punishment.
00:14:02Punishment?
00:14:04Seven Hail Marys.
00:14:06Put out all the
00:14:07candles and polish
00:14:08all the brass.
00:14:10There is like a
00:14:10hundred candlesticks
00:14:11in here that'll
00:14:12take me hours!
00:14:13Exactly.
00:14:15Now you better
00:14:15get started.
00:14:17When you're
00:14:17finished, your
00:14:17bedroom is down
00:14:18the hallway in
00:14:18the rectory.
00:14:19Don't miss
00:14:20anything.
00:14:21I will know.
00:14:25How can a
00:14:26priest be such
00:14:26an arrogant
00:14:27asshole?
00:14:29And hot.
00:14:36Oh shit, where
00:14:38did Father
00:14:38Alexander say my
00:14:39room was again?
00:14:42Oh Father, please
00:14:45forgive me for
00:14:46the desires I'm
00:14:48harboring in my
00:14:48soul.
00:14:50For the carnal
00:14:51thoughts in my
00:14:52mind.
00:14:58For the
00:14:59feral need.
00:15:01The next
00:15:02layer is more
00:15:03intense.
00:15:05It's more
00:15:07feral.
00:15:09Could Father
00:15:09Alexander be
00:15:10really praying over
00:15:11how I made him
00:15:12feel?
00:15:13I've never quite
00:15:14felt a pull like
00:15:15this.
00:15:16God.
00:15:17It makes me feel
00:15:20hot.
00:15:22It makes me feel
00:15:23And Theo.
00:15:28Hearing him on the
00:15:29other side of the
00:15:29confessional.
00:15:32Knowing just
00:15:33exactly what he
00:15:35wanted me to do.
00:15:37I mean it almost
00:15:38it almost
00:15:41it almost makes me
00:15:43think he needs
00:15:44another reminder
00:15:45that eavesdropping
00:15:46is a sin.
00:15:52Hear anything
00:15:53interesting, Theo?
00:15:55How did you know
00:15:56I was there?
00:15:57I heard your
00:15:58footsteps approaching
00:15:59before you even got
00:16:00to my door.
00:16:01You threw such a fit
00:16:02when I teased you in
00:16:03there but what?
00:16:03It's okay that you
00:16:04do the exact same
00:16:05thing?
00:16:06Yeah I was
00:16:06teaching you a
00:16:07lesson.
00:16:08Here.
00:16:12That's bullshit.
00:16:13You were airing
00:16:14your deep dark
00:16:15hidden desires
00:16:16and then you were
00:16:16pretending that
00:16:17it's a joke.
00:16:17I'm a priest.
00:16:19We don't have
00:16:20desires.
00:16:21Everybody has
00:16:22desires.
00:16:23You're just
00:16:23repressing yours
00:16:24and pretending
00:16:25that you're better
00:16:25than everyone else.
00:16:26You think you
00:16:27have me figured
00:16:27out, don't you?
00:16:29You are just
00:16:30like every other
00:16:30bigot in this
00:16:31town.
00:16:32Hiding behind
00:16:32religion to
00:16:33justify their
00:16:33hate.
00:16:34It's not
00:16:35hard.
00:16:35Right.
00:16:37Are you sure
00:16:38it's not
00:16:39hard?
00:16:40Theo?
00:16:42Mm-hmm.
00:16:45Holy shit
00:16:45does my priest
00:16:46have a boner
00:16:47for me?
00:17:04I've asked God
00:17:05take away my sinful
00:17:08thoughts but
00:17:08they still plague
00:17:10me, father.
00:17:12How many have
00:17:13metha, sister?
00:17:14I need you
00:17:16to help me act on
00:17:18them.
00:17:18Oh, great.
00:17:22Maybe if I act
00:17:24on them, the urge
00:17:25will disappear.
00:17:26Wolf is so hot
00:17:27and every time
00:17:28I look at you.
00:17:31I'm sorry, sister,
00:17:32but I'm afraid
00:17:32giving in to your
00:17:33sins only fuels
00:17:35them.
00:17:36Instead, just
00:17:37give you five
00:17:38Hail Marys
00:17:38and let God
00:17:40consult them.
00:17:41Damn, I got a
00:17:42bigger reaction
00:17:43from the priest
00:17:44patting him down
00:17:44with a towel.
00:17:45There's no way
00:17:46that Father
00:17:47Alexander is gay.
00:17:48I'm a face of
00:17:50the digital age
00:17:51from a Twitter
00:17:52page, then I
00:17:53lit up the
00:17:53stage.
00:18:00Theo, eavesdropping,
00:18:01especially upon
00:18:02the desires of
00:18:02others, is a
00:18:03sin.
00:18:04Well, I am
00:18:05pretty sure that
00:18:06a nun trying to
00:18:07fuck a priest
00:18:08is worse.
00:18:10By the way,
00:18:10just a little
00:18:11tip for you.
00:18:12All those
00:18:13women, they
00:18:14don't want your
00:18:15help.
00:18:16It is not
00:18:17your dick.
00:18:19You will
00:18:19respect the
00:18:20church while
00:18:20you are here.
00:18:21I'm just being
00:18:22honest, lying
00:18:23to sin is
00:18:23it, huh?
00:18:24Right.
00:18:25Your turn.
00:18:26You're away.
00:18:27To confess
00:18:28your sins,
00:18:29old boy.
00:18:30Hey!
00:18:31Out!
00:18:39Get out.
00:18:42Get out!
00:18:44That's
00:18:45for like,
00:18:46five miles
00:18:47from home.
00:18:48It's raining.
00:18:49The church
00:18:49is the old
00:18:50now.
00:18:51So you get
00:18:52rid of your
00:18:53afflictions.
00:18:53only get
00:18:54around with
00:18:54canes in
00:18:55a wheelchair.
00:18:56Seriously
00:18:57kicking me out
00:18:57because I'm
00:18:58gay.
00:19:00Dad.
00:19:01What about
00:19:02school?
00:19:03The church
00:19:03has a school
00:19:04permit.
00:19:05But you
00:19:05will attend.
00:19:06And if you
00:19:07want to come
00:19:07home, you
00:19:08better hope
00:19:08they cure you.
00:19:10Now out.
00:19:11The new priest
00:19:11is expecting you.
00:19:23I told my dad
00:19:24I was gay
00:19:25and in less
00:19:25than 24 hours
00:19:26he dumped me
00:19:27to be straight
00:19:27for what?
00:19:29Conversion camp?
00:19:33Fuck this.
00:19:35See, I'm 18.
00:19:35I'm gonna find
00:19:36my own way
00:19:36out of this town.
00:19:48Lots of stupid
00:19:49trying to get out
00:19:49as fast as
00:19:50possible.
00:19:54This alley
00:19:55is a ferry-free
00:19:56zone.
00:19:57You're kind
00:19:58of welcome
00:19:58here.
00:19:59It's great
00:20:00because I don't
00:20:00want to be here
00:20:01either.
00:20:03You can't
00:20:04leave that easy.
00:20:05We've got a
00:20:05reputation
00:20:06on the floor.
00:20:07Switchblade.
00:20:10Hey!
00:20:12Please, please.
00:20:13I'm gonna
00:20:13enjoy making you
00:20:14bleed.
00:20:21Step away
00:20:23from him!
00:20:25Did my priest
00:20:26just save me?
00:20:28Father Alexander!
00:20:29We weren't-
00:20:31You have ten
00:20:31seconds to leave.
00:20:32Ten.
00:20:35Nine.
00:20:36Eight.
00:20:38Eight.
00:20:47You're Theomart,
00:20:48yes?
00:20:50Yes.
00:20:52And you're-
00:20:53The new head
00:20:53priest at Sacred
00:20:54Heart, which means
00:20:55you're my
00:20:55responsibility.
00:20:57Let's go.
00:20:59No.
00:21:00I'm not going
00:21:01anywhere near that
00:21:02fucking church.
00:21:03We're not having
00:21:04this discussion
00:21:05in the rain.
00:21:06So either you
00:21:06come with me now
00:21:07willingly, or I
00:21:08make you.
00:21:09Your choice.
00:21:24What?
00:21:25Uh,
00:21:26some priests
00:21:27are like
00:21:27normally old
00:21:29and gray.
00:21:31And?
00:21:32They don't
00:21:32usually look like
00:21:34you.
00:21:38And what do I
00:21:39look like?
00:21:41I don't know.
00:21:42I don't know.
00:21:45Of course you
00:21:46do, or you
00:21:46wouldn't have
00:21:46said anything.
00:21:47Say it.
00:21:49Well, like,
00:21:50like, you're
00:21:51young.
00:21:51You're like,
00:21:52you know,
00:21:52you're 21 or
00:21:5322, and
00:21:54that's, like,
00:21:54that's too
00:21:55young to be
00:21:55a priest.
00:21:57You're hot.
00:21:58I mean,
00:21:58like, someone
00:22:00that hot,
00:22:00they don't
00:22:00be a priest.
00:22:01They're like
00:22:01a model or
00:22:02an actor.
00:22:06Being ugly
00:22:07is not a
00:22:07prerequisite
00:22:08to be a
00:22:09priest.
00:22:10Control
00:22:11yourself,
00:22:11Theo.
00:22:12You cannot
00:22:12be eye-fucking
00:22:13your new
00:22:13priest.
00:22:15God,
00:22:15he's the
00:22:15hottest man
00:22:16I've ever
00:22:16seen.
00:22:17What'd you
00:22:18just say?
00:22:20Uh,
00:22:22I said
00:22:23you're the
00:22:23wettest man
00:22:24I've ever
00:22:25seen.
00:22:26Right.
00:22:28Well,
00:22:29then dry me
00:22:29off.
00:22:33You
00:22:33want me
00:22:34to dry
00:22:35you
00:22:35off?
00:22:36Don't
00:22:37make me
00:22:37repeat
00:22:37myself.
00:22:53stop.
00:22:55Is he
00:22:55telling me to
00:22:56stop because he
00:22:56doesn't want the
00:22:57gay guy touching
00:22:58him?
00:22:58Or because he's
00:23:00feeling the tension
00:23:00between us?
00:23:02I'll take it from
00:23:02here.
00:23:04He just doesn't want a
00:23:05gay guy touching
00:23:06him.
00:23:07Got it.
00:23:11Look,
00:23:12I don't want you
00:23:13here.
00:23:14Well, that's good.
00:23:16Because I don't want to
00:23:17be here either, so we're
00:23:18on the same page.
00:23:19But,
00:23:20your father sits on the
00:23:21parish council.
00:23:23And my future here
00:23:24depends on his
00:23:25recommendation.
00:23:25So what's your big
00:23:26plan?
00:23:27You're going to make me
00:23:28pray the gay
00:23:28away?
00:23:29Do you think
00:23:30that'll work?
00:23:30You've got to be
00:23:31fucking kidding me.
00:23:33I am not doing
00:23:34this, alright?
00:23:35This whole town,
00:23:35it's bigoted and
00:23:36oppressive and it all
00:23:37stems from this
00:23:38fucking church.
00:23:39You don't know
00:23:40me, alright?
00:23:41And you don't know
00:23:42how I run this
00:23:42church.
00:23:43Yeah, and I
00:23:43don't want to.
00:23:44I just want out
00:23:45of all of this.
00:23:46Yeah, well, it
00:23:46doesn't matter what
00:23:47you want.
00:23:48And your father's
00:23:49made it sufficiently
00:23:50clear what you
00:23:50are to me.
00:23:51And what
00:23:52is that
00:23:53father?
00:23:55My
00:23:56personal
00:23:56altar
00:23:57boy.
00:24:03Aren't altar
00:24:04boys children?
00:24:05Last time I
00:24:06checked, being
00:24:0618 makes you
00:24:07an adult.
00:24:12Even though you
00:24:12don't act like
00:24:13one.
00:24:14Oh, so making
00:24:15me your altar
00:24:16boy is a
00:24:16personal fetish
00:24:17of yours then.
00:24:18Got it.
00:24:19You know what?
00:24:20Nothing is going
00:24:21to happen like that
00:24:22between us.
00:24:22I'm not like
00:24:23that.
00:24:24Being married
00:24:25to God is the
00:24:25straightest thing
00:24:26in the world.
00:24:28My faith
00:24:29may be a joke
00:24:30to you,
00:24:31but it's
00:24:31my life.
00:24:34Okay?
00:24:39And this,
00:24:40this is the
00:24:41house of God.
00:24:42My house.
00:24:44And while you're
00:24:45here, you will
00:24:45respect that.
00:24:47Now, get changed
00:24:49and meet me
00:24:50in the chapel.
00:24:52Okay?
00:24:52There are people
00:24:53out there waiting
00:24:54for me to help
00:24:55them while I've
00:24:56been saving you.
00:25:03He may be hot,
00:25:04but he's a fucking
00:25:05grade-A asshole.
00:25:09so I have to
00:25:10pretend to give
00:25:11this a shot.
00:25:24I've asked God
00:25:25to take away
00:25:27my sinful thoughts,
00:25:28but they still
00:25:29plagued me,
00:25:30Father.
00:25:32How may I help
00:25:33you with us,
00:25:34sister?
00:25:34I need you
00:25:36to help me
00:25:37act on them.
00:25:42Maybe if I
00:25:43act on them,
00:25:44the urge will
00:25:45disappear.
00:25:46I won't feel so
00:25:47hot every time
00:25:48I look at you.
00:25:51I'm sorry,
00:25:51sister,
00:25:52but I'm afraid
00:25:52giving in to your
00:25:53sins only fuels
00:25:54them.
00:25:56Instead,
00:25:56just do five
00:25:58Hail Marys and
00:25:58let God
00:26:00console you.
00:26:01damn,
00:26:02I got a bigger
00:26:02reaction from the
00:26:03priest patting him
00:26:04down with a towel.
00:26:06There's no way
00:26:06that Father Alexander
00:26:07is gay.
00:26:19Theo,
00:26:20eavesdropping,
00:26:21especially upon
00:26:22the desires of
00:26:22others,
00:26:23is a sin.
00:26:24Well,
00:26:25I am pretty sure
00:26:25that a nun
00:26:26trying to fuck
00:26:27her priest
00:26:28is worse.
00:26:30By the way,
00:26:30just a little
00:26:31tip for you.
00:26:32All those women,
00:26:34they don't want
00:26:35your help.
00:26:36They just want
00:26:36your dick.
00:26:38You will respect
00:26:39the church
00:26:40while you are here.
00:26:41I'm just being
00:26:42honest.
00:26:42Lying's a sin,
00:26:43is it not?
00:26:44You're right.
00:26:45Your turn.
00:26:46For what?
00:26:47To confess your
00:26:48sins,
00:26:49altar boy.
00:26:50Hey!
00:26:50Hey!
00:26:51Hey!
00:26:51Hey!
00:26:53I'm so sorry
00:26:54to do this
00:26:55to all of you,
00:26:56but it appears
00:26:57our confessional
00:26:58hours have shifted
00:26:58to Sunday.
00:27:00So,
00:27:01please come back
00:27:01and I'll give
00:27:02each of you
00:27:02ample time.
00:27:09May God,
00:27:10who has
00:27:10enlightened
00:27:11every heart,
00:27:12help you to
00:27:12know thy sins
00:27:13and trust
00:27:14in his mercy.
00:27:16Father,
00:27:17please forgive me,
00:27:18for I have
00:27:19sinned.
00:27:20It's been
00:27:21three days
00:27:22since I last
00:27:23touched myself.
00:27:24I've been
00:27:25a bad,
00:27:26bad boy.
00:27:27You know,
00:27:28Theo,
00:27:28if you took
00:27:28this seriously,
00:27:29you might actually
00:27:30find it useful.
00:27:31Why should I
00:27:32take any of this
00:27:33seriously?
00:27:33Your father sent
00:27:34you here to
00:27:35bolster your faith.
00:27:36No,
00:27:36my dad sent me
00:27:37here because I'm
00:27:38gay.
00:27:38If you expect
00:27:39me to say that
00:27:40being gay is a
00:27:40sin, you can
00:27:41forget it.
00:27:41Theo,
00:27:42I'm not
00:27:42moralizing your
00:27:43sexuality,
00:27:44alright?
00:27:46I'm not that
00:27:47kind of priest.
00:27:53What kind of
00:27:53priest are you?
00:27:57One who
00:27:57wants to
00:27:58understand.
00:28:00Tell me,
00:28:01Theo,
00:28:02what thoughts
00:28:04led you to
00:28:05believe you
00:28:05you wanted to
00:28:06lie with other
00:28:07men?
00:28:07You talk about
00:28:08this like it's
00:28:08just a sex
00:28:09thing.
00:28:10Is it not?
00:28:11No,
00:28:12I've never even
00:28:14been with another
00:28:14man, but I
00:28:15still know that
00:28:16I'm gay.
00:28:21It's like
00:28:22it's the
00:28:23attraction to
00:28:23other men
00:28:24like when I
00:28:24first saw
00:28:25you.
00:28:30Go on.
00:28:35You can't
00:28:36be serious.
00:28:39I am.
00:28:41I want to
00:28:43understand.
00:28:43Why would
00:28:44he want to
00:28:45understand what
00:28:45it's like to
00:28:46realize you're
00:28:46gay?
00:28:49Unless he
00:28:50might be
00:28:50gay?
00:28:51Theo, I
00:28:53get that
00:28:54it's hard
00:28:55to talk
00:28:56about.
00:28:57But if I'm
00:28:58going to help
00:28:58you, I need
00:28:59to hear it
00:29:00from your
00:29:01own.
00:29:01That's why
00:29:01you want
00:29:01to help.
00:29:02Of course.
00:29:04Why else
00:29:05would I want
00:29:06to know?
00:29:06So this is
00:29:07part of him
00:29:08trying to cure
00:29:08me.
00:29:09Fine.
00:29:10If he thinks
00:29:10being gay makes
00:29:11me some depraved
00:29:12freak, then
00:29:14that's what
00:29:14I'll show
00:29:15him.
00:29:17When I
00:29:17first see a
00:29:18man, the
00:29:19first thing I
00:29:19notice is his
00:29:20eyes.
00:29:22If he smells
00:29:23good, I would
00:29:26feel to have
00:29:26his arms
00:29:28wrapped around
00:29:29me.
00:29:33That's just the
00:29:34initial attraction.
00:29:36the next layer
00:29:37is more
00:29:38intense.
00:29:39It's more
00:29:43feral.
00:29:50Go on.
00:29:58I think about
00:29:59ripping off your
00:30:00priest collar.
00:30:02About you
00:30:03kissing me.
00:30:05touching me.
00:30:08Your tongue
00:30:09on my jaw,
00:30:10on my neck.
00:30:13I think about
00:30:15you taking me
00:30:15into the chapel,
00:30:17bending me
00:30:18over the altar
00:30:19and telling me
00:30:20to worship you.
00:30:24Do you want
00:30:25me to worship
00:30:25you?
00:30:31Father
00:30:32Alexander?
00:30:35You still
00:30:35there?
00:30:40Looks like I won
00:30:41this little
00:30:41game.
00:30:43Wait, wait!
00:30:44Get your hands
00:30:45off me!
00:30:46Do you think it's
00:30:46funny to make a
00:30:47mockery of our
00:30:47faith?
00:30:48I am not making a
00:30:49mockery of your
00:30:49faith, I'm making a
00:30:50mockery of you!
00:30:54Fine.
00:30:55Mock me all you
00:30:56want, but the more
00:30:57you disrespect the
00:30:58house of God,
00:30:58the more I'll add to
00:31:00your punishment.
00:31:01Punishment?
00:31:03Seven Hail Marys.
00:31:04Put out all the
00:31:05candles and polish
00:31:07all the brass.
00:31:08There is like a
00:31:09hundred candlesticks
00:31:10in here that'll
00:31:11take me hours!
00:31:12Exactly.
00:31:13Now you better
00:31:14get started.
00:31:15When you're finished,
00:31:16your bedroom is down
00:31:16the hallway in the
00:31:17rectory.
00:31:18Don't miss anything.
00:31:20I will know.
00:31:23How can a priest be
00:31:25such an arrogant
00:31:25asshole?
00:31:27And hot.
00:31:35Oh shit, where did
00:31:36Father Alexander say
00:31:37my room was again?
00:31:41Oh father, please
00:31:44forgive me for the
00:31:45desires I'm harboring
00:31:47in my soul.
00:31:49for the carnal
00:31:50thoughts in my
00:31:51mind.
00:31:56For the feral
00:31:58need.
00:32:00The next layer is
00:32:01more intense.
00:32:03It's more
00:32:05feral.
00:32:07Could Father
00:32:08Alexander be really
00:32:09praying over how I
00:32:10made him feel?
00:32:11I've never quite felt
00:32:13a pull like this.
00:32:14God.
00:32:15it makes me feel
00:32:18hot.
00:32:21And Theo.
00:32:26Hearing him on the
00:32:27other side of the
00:32:28confessional.
00:32:31Knowing just
00:32:32exactly what he
00:32:33wanted me to do.
00:32:35I mean it almost
00:32:37it almost
00:32:39it almost makes me
00:32:41think he needs
00:32:42another reminder
00:32:43that eavesdropping
00:32:44is a sin.
00:32:50Hear anything
00:32:51interesting, Theo?
00:32:53How did you know
00:32:54I was there?
00:32:56I heard your
00:32:57footsteps approaching
00:32:57before you even got
00:32:58to my door.
00:32:59You threw such a fit
00:33:00when I teased you
00:33:01in there but what
00:33:02it's okay that you
00:33:02do the exact same
00:33:03thing?
00:33:04Yeah, I was
00:33:05teaching you a
00:33:06lesson.
00:33:07Theo.
00:33:10That's bullshit.
00:33:12You were airing your
00:33:13deep dark hidden
00:33:14desires and then
00:33:14you were pretending
00:33:15that it's a joke.
00:33:16I'm a priest.
00:33:17We don't have
00:33:18desires.
00:33:19Everybody has
00:33:20desires.
00:33:21You're just
00:33:22repressing yours
00:33:23and pretending
00:33:23that you're better
00:33:24than everyone else.
00:33:25You think you
00:33:25have me figured
00:33:26out, don't you?
00:33:27You are just like
00:33:28every other bigot
00:33:29in this town
00:33:30hiding behind
00:33:31religion to
00:33:31justify their hate.
00:33:33It's not hard.
00:33:34Right.
00:33:36Are you sure
00:33:37it's not
00:33:38hard, Theo?
00:33:43Holy shit,
00:33:44does my priest
00:33:45have a boner
00:33:45for me?
00:34:03I've asked God
00:34:04to take away
00:34:05my sinful thoughts
00:34:07but they still
00:34:08plague me,
00:34:09Father.
00:34:11How many have
00:34:12met this,
00:34:12sister?
00:34:13I need you
00:34:15to help
00:34:15me act
00:34:16on them.
00:34:20Maybe
00:34:21if I act
00:34:22on them
00:34:23the urge
00:34:23will disappear.
00:34:25I won't feel
00:34:25so hot
00:34:26every time
00:34:27I look at you.
00:34:29I'm sorry,
00:34:30sister,
00:34:30but I'm afraid
00:34:31giving in to your
00:34:32sins only fuels
00:34:33that instead
00:34:35just do five
00:34:36Hail Marys
00:34:37and let God
00:34:38console you.
00:34:39Damn,
00:34:40I got a bigger
00:34:41reaction from the
00:34:42priest patting him
00:34:43down with a towel.
00:34:44There's no way
00:34:45that Father Alexander
00:34:46is gay.
00:34:58Theo,
00:34:59eavesdropping,
00:35:00especially upon
00:35:00the desires of
00:35:01others,
00:35:01is a sin.
00:35:03Well,
00:35:03I am pretty sure
00:35:04that a nun
00:35:05trying to fuck
00:35:06a priest
00:35:06is worse.
00:35:08By the way,
00:35:09just a little tip
00:35:10for you.
00:35:11All those women,
00:35:12they don't want
00:35:13your help.
00:35:14It is not your
00:35:15bacon.
00:35:17You will respect
00:35:18the church
00:35:18while you are here.
00:35:20I'm just being honest.
00:35:21Lying is a sin,
00:35:22is it not?
00:35:23You're right.
00:35:24Your turn.
00:35:25For what?
00:35:26To confess your sins,
00:35:27old boy.
00:35:29Hey!
00:35:29Hey!
00:35:37Get out!
00:35:39No matter how you say
00:35:41it's about the same.
00:35:43Dad's going like
00:35:44five miles from home.
00:35:46It's raining.
00:35:47The church is a home now.
00:35:49So you get rid of your
00:35:51affliction.
00:35:55Seriously kicking me out
00:35:56because I'm gay.
00:35:58Dad,
00:36:00what about school?
00:36:01The church has a school program
00:36:03that you will attend.
00:36:05And if you want
00:36:06to come home,
00:36:06you better hope
00:36:07they cure you.
00:36:08Now out.
00:36:09The new priest
00:36:10is expecting you.
00:36:22I told my dad
00:36:23I was gay
00:36:23and in less than
00:36:2424 hours
00:36:25he dumped me
00:36:26this church
00:36:26for what?
00:36:27Conversion camp?
00:36:32Fuck this.
00:36:33I'm 18.
00:36:34I'm going to find
00:36:34my own way
00:36:35out of this town.
00:36:46Lots of stupid
00:36:47trying to get out
00:36:48of this town
00:36:48as fast as possible.
00:36:53This alley
00:36:53is a ferry-free zone.
00:36:56Your kind
00:36:56ain't welcome here.
00:36:58It's great
00:36:58because I don't
00:36:59want to be here either.
00:37:02You can't leave
00:37:02that easy.
00:37:03We've got a reputation
00:37:04out for you.
00:37:05Switchblade.
00:37:09Hey!
00:37:10Please, please.
00:37:11I'm going to enjoy
00:37:12making you bleed
00:37:13almost.
00:37:14Stop!
00:37:15Please!
00:37:20Step away from him!
00:37:23Did my priest
00:37:24just save me?
00:37:26Father Alexander!
00:37:28We weren't!
00:37:29You have ten seconds
00:37:30to leave.
00:37:31Ten.
00:37:33Nine.
00:37:35Eight.
00:37:46You're Theomartin,
00:37:47yes?
00:37:48Yes.
00:37:50And you're...
00:37:51the new head priest
00:37:52at Sacred Heart.
00:37:53Which means you're
00:37:54my responsibility.
00:37:55Let's go.
00:37:57No.
00:37:58I'm not going anywhere
00:38:00near that fucking church.
00:38:02We're not having
00:38:03this discussion
00:38:03in the rain.
00:38:04So either you come
00:38:05with me now
00:38:05willingly
00:38:06or I make you.
00:38:08Your choice.
00:38:22What?
00:38:25Priests are like
00:38:26normally old
00:38:27and gray.
00:38:30And?
00:38:30They don't
00:38:31usually look like you.
00:38:36And what do I
00:38:37look like?
00:38:39I don't know.
00:38:40I don't know.
00:38:43Of course you do
00:38:44or you wouldn't
00:38:45have said anything.
00:38:46Say it.
00:38:48Well, like,
00:38:48like,
00:38:49you're young.
00:38:50You're like,
00:38:50you know,
00:38:51you're 21 or 22
00:38:52and that's,
00:38:53like,
00:38:53that's too young
00:38:53to be a priest.
00:38:56You're hot.
00:38:57I mean,
00:38:57like,
00:38:58someone that hot,
00:38:59they don't be a priest.
00:39:00They're like a model
00:39:00or an actor.
00:39:04Being ugly
00:39:05is not a prerequisite
00:39:07to be a priest.
00:39:09Control yourself,
00:39:10Theo.
00:39:10You cannot be
00:39:11eye-fucking
00:39:12your new priest.
00:39:13God,
00:39:14he's the hottest
00:39:14man I've ever seen.
00:39:16What'd you just say?
00:39:18Uh,
00:39:21I said you're
00:39:21the wettest
00:39:23man I've ever seen.
00:39:24Right.
00:39:27Well,
00:39:27then drive me off.
00:39:31You,
00:39:32want me
00:39:33to try you off.
00:39:35Don't make me
00:39:36repeat myself.
00:39:52Stop.
00:39:53Is he telling me
00:39:54to stop
00:39:55because he doesn't
00:39:55want the gay guy
00:39:56touching him?
00:39:57Or,
00:39:58because he's feeling
00:39:58the tension
00:39:59between us?
00:40:00I'll take it
00:40:01from here.
00:40:03He just doesn't
00:40:04want a gay guy
00:40:04touching him.
00:40:05Got it.
00:40:09Look,
00:40:11I don't want
00:40:11you here.
00:40:13Well,
00:40:13that's good.
00:40:14Because I don't
00:40:15want to be here
00:40:15either,
00:40:16so we're on
00:40:16the same page.
00:40:17But,
00:40:18your father
00:40:19sits on the
00:40:20parish council.
00:40:21And my future
00:40:22here depends
00:40:23on his recommendation.
00:40:24So what's
00:40:24your big plan?
00:40:25You gonna make me
00:40:26pray the gay away?
00:40:27Do you think
00:40:28that'll work?
00:40:29You've got to be
00:40:30fucking kidding me.
00:40:31I am not
00:40:32doing this,
00:40:33alright?
00:40:33This whole town,
00:40:34it's bigoted
00:40:35and oppressive
00:40:35and it all
00:40:36stems from
00:40:36this fucking
00:40:36church.
00:40:37You don't
00:40:38know me.
00:40:39Alright?
00:40:40And you don't
00:40:40know how I
00:40:40run this church.
00:40:41Yeah,
00:40:42and I don't
00:40:42want to.
00:40:43I just want
00:40:43out of all
00:40:44of this.
00:40:44Yeah,
00:40:45well,
00:40:45it doesn't
00:40:45matter what
00:40:45you want.
00:40:47And your
00:40:47father's made
00:40:48it sufficiently
00:40:48clear what
00:40:49you are to
00:40:49me.
00:40:50And what
00:40:50is that
00:40:51father?
00:40:54My
00:40:54personal
00:40:55altar boy.
00:41:01Aren't
00:41:02altar boy's
00:41:03children?
00:41:04Last time
00:41:04I checked,
00:41:05being 18
00:41:05makes you
00:41:06an adult.
00:41:10Even
00:41:11though you
00:41:11don't
00:41:11act like
00:41:11one.
00:41:12Oh,
00:41:13so making
00:41:14me your
00:41:14altar boy
00:41:15is a
00:41:15personal
00:41:15fetish
00:41:16of yours
00:41:16then.
00:41:17Got
00:41:17it.
00:41:18You know
00:41:18what?
00:41:19nothing is
00:41:19going to
00:41:20happen like
00:41:20that between
00:41:20us.
00:41:21I'm not
00:41:21like that.
00:41:23Being married
00:41:23to God
00:41:24is the
00:41:24straightest
00:41:25thing in
00:41:25the world.
00:41:27My
00:41:28faith may
00:41:28be a joke
00:41:29to you,
00:41:29but it's
00:41:30my life.
00:41:32Okay?
00:41:37And
00:41:38this,
00:41:39this is
00:41:40the house
00:41:40of God.
00:41:41My
00:41:41house.
00:41:42And while
00:41:43you're here,
00:41:43you will
00:41:44respect that.
00:41:46Now,
00:41:46get changed
00:41:48and meet
00:41:48me in
00:41:49the
00:41:49chapel.
00:41:50Okay?
00:41:51There are
00:41:51people out
00:41:52there waiting
00:41:52for me to
00:41:53help them
00:41:54while I've
00:41:55been saving
00:41:55you.
00:42:02He may be
00:42:02hot, but
00:42:03he's a
00:42:03fucking
00:42:04grade-A
00:42:04asshole.
00:42:08So I have
00:42:09to pretend
00:42:09to give
00:42:09this a shot.
00:42:10I have to
00:42:16I have to pretend
00:42:17I have to pretend
00:42:18I have to pretend
00:42:23I've asked God
00:42:24to take away
00:42:25my sinful
00:42:26thoughts, but
00:42:27they still
00:42:28plagued me,
00:42:28Father.
00:42:31How may I help
00:42:32you with this,
00:42:32sister?
00:42:33I need you
00:42:35to help me
00:42:36act on them.
00:42:40Maybe
00:42:41if I act
00:42:42on them,
00:42:43the urge
00:42:43will disappear.
00:42:44I won't feel so
00:42:45hot
00:42:46every time
00:42:47I look
00:42:47at you.
00:42:49I'm sorry,
00:42:50sister, but
00:42:50I'm afraid
00:42:51giving in to
00:42:52your sins
00:42:52only fuels
00:42:53them.
00:42:54Instead, just
00:42:55do five
00:42:56Hail Marys
00:42:57and let
00:42:58God console
00:42:58you.
00:43:00Damn, I got
00:43:01a bigger reaction
00:43:01from the priest
00:43:02patting him down
00:43:03with a towel.
00:43:04There's no way
00:43:05that Father
00:43:05Alexander is gay.
00:43:17Theo,
00:43:19eavesdropping,
00:43:19especially upon the
00:43:20desires of others,
00:43:21is a sin.
00:43:23Well, I am
00:43:23pretty sure that a
00:43:24nun trying to
00:43:25fuck her priest
00:43:26is worse.
00:43:28Oh, by the way,
00:43:29just a little tip
00:43:30for you.
00:43:31All those women,
00:43:32they don't want
00:43:33your help.
00:43:34They just want
00:43:35your dick.
00:43:37You will respect
00:43:38the church
00:43:38while you are here.
00:43:39I'm just being honest.
00:43:41Lying's a sin,
00:43:42is it not?
00:43:42You're right.
00:43:44Your turn.
00:43:45For what?
00:43:46To confess your sins,
00:43:47altar boy.
00:43:48Hey!
00:43:49Hey!
00:43:52I'm so sorry
00:43:53to do this
00:43:53to all of you,
00:43:54but it appears
00:43:55our confessional hours
00:43:57have shifted to Sunday.
00:43:58So, please come back
00:44:00and I'll give each of you
00:44:01ample time.
00:44:08May God,
00:44:09who has enlightened
00:44:09to every heart,
00:44:10help you to know
00:44:11thy sins
00:44:12and trust
00:44:13in his mercy.
00:44:14Father,
00:44:15please forgive me,
00:44:16for I have sinned.
00:44:19It's been three days
00:44:20since I last
00:44:21touched myself.
00:44:23I've been a
00:44:24bad,
00:44:25bad boy.
00:44:26You know,
00:44:26Theo,
00:44:27if you took this seriously,
00:44:28you might actually
00:44:29find it useful.
00:44:30Why should I take
00:44:30any of this seriously?
00:44:32Your father sent you here
00:44:33to bolster your faith.
00:44:34No,
00:44:35my dad sent me here
00:44:36because I'm gay.
00:44:37If you expect me
00:44:38to say that being gay
00:44:39is a sin,
00:44:39you can forget it.
00:44:40Theo,
00:44:40I'm not moralizing
00:44:41your sexuality,
00:44:42alright?
00:44:45I'm not that kind
00:44:46of priest.
00:44:51What kind of priest
00:44:52are you?
00:44:55One who wants
00:44:56to understand.
00:44:59Tell me,
00:45:00Theo,
00:45:01what thoughts
00:45:02led you to believe
00:45:04you wanted to
00:45:04lie with other men?
00:45:06You talk about this
00:45:06like it's just
00:45:07a sex thing.
00:45:09Is it not?
00:45:10No,
00:45:10I've never even
00:45:12been with another man
00:45:13but I still know
00:45:14that I'm gay.
00:45:19How?
00:45:20It's like,
00:45:21it's the attraction
00:45:22to other men
00:45:22like when I first
00:45:23saw you.
00:45:29Go on.
00:45:33You can't be
00:45:35serious.
00:45:38I am.
00:45:40I want to understand.
00:45:42Why would he want
00:45:43to understand
00:45:44what it's like
00:45:44to realize you're gay?
00:45:47Unless
00:45:47he might be gay?
00:45:50Theo,
00:45:50I get
00:45:52that it's
00:45:53hard to talk about.
00:45:55But if I'm
00:45:56going to help you,
00:45:57I need to
00:45:58hear it from you.
00:45:59That's why
00:46:00you want to help.
00:46:01Of course.
00:46:03I mean,
00:46:03why else
00:46:04would I want to know?
00:46:05So this is part
00:46:06of him trying
00:46:06to cure me.
00:46:08Fine.
00:46:08If he thinks
00:46:09being gay
00:46:09makes me
00:46:10some depraved
00:46:11freak,
00:46:12then that's
00:46:12what I'll
00:46:13show him.
00:46:15When I first
00:46:16see a man,
00:46:17the first thing
00:46:18I notice
00:46:18is his eyes.
00:46:20If he smells
00:46:21good,
00:46:24I would feel
00:46:25to have his arms
00:46:27wrapped around
00:46:28me.
00:46:31That's just
00:46:32the initial
00:46:33attraction.
00:46:35The next layer
00:46:36is more intense.
00:46:38It's more
00:46:41feral.
00:46:49Go on.
00:46:56I think
00:46:57about ripping
00:46:58off your
00:46:58priest collar.
00:47:01About you
00:47:01kissing me,
00:47:03touching me,
00:47:06your tongue
00:47:07on my jaw,
00:47:09on my neck.
00:47:12I think
00:47:13about you
00:47:13taking me
00:47:14into the chapel,
00:47:15bending me
00:47:16over the altar
00:47:17and telling
00:47:18me to worship
00:47:19you.
00:47:22Do you
00:47:23want me to
00:47:24worship you?
00:47:30Father
00:47:30Alexander?
00:47:33You still
00:47:34there?
00:47:38Looks like
00:47:39I won
00:47:39this little
00:47:40game.
00:47:41Wait,
00:47:42wait!
00:47:42Get your
00:47:43hands off
00:47:44me!
00:47:44Do you think
00:47:44it's funny
00:47:45to make a
00:47:45mockery of
00:47:46our faith?
00:47:46I am not
00:47:47making a
00:47:47mockery of
00:47:48your faith,
00:47:48I'm making
00:47:48a mockery
00:47:49of you!
00:47:53Fine.
00:47:54Mock me
00:47:54all you want,
00:47:55but the
00:47:55more you
00:47:56disrespect
00:47:56the house
00:47:56of God,
00:47:57the more
00:47:58I'll add
00:47:58to your
00:47:58punishment.
00:47:59Punishment?
00:48:01Seven Hail
00:48:02Marys.
00:48:03Put out
00:48:03all the
00:48:04candles
00:48:04and polish
00:48:05all the
00:48:06brass.
00:48:07There is
00:48:07like a
00:48:07hundred
00:48:08candlesticks
00:48:08in here
00:48:09that'll
00:48:09take me
00:48:10hours!
00:48:10Exactly.
00:48:12Now you
00:48:12better get
00:48:12started.
00:48:14When you're
00:48:14finished,
00:48:14your bedroom
00:48:15is down
00:48:15the hallway
00:48:15in the
00:48:15rectory.
00:48:16Don't
00:48:17miss
00:48:17anything.
00:48:18I will
00:48:19know.
00:48:22How can
00:48:22a priest
00:48:23be such
00:48:23an arrogant
00:48:24asshole?
00:48:26And hot.
00:48:33Oh shit,
00:48:34where did
00:48:35Father
00:48:35Alexander
00:48:35say my
00:48:36room was
00:48:36again?
00:48:39Oh
00:48:40Father,
00:48:42please
00:48:42forgive me
00:48:43for the
00:48:44desires I'm
00:48:45harboring in
00:48:45my soul,
00:48:47for the
00:48:48carnal
00:48:48thoughts in
00:48:49my mind,
00:48:55for the
00:48:56feral need.
00:48:58The next
00:48:59layer is
00:49:00more intense.
00:49:01It's
00:49:01more
00:49:04feral.
00:49:05Could
00:49:06Father
00:49:06Alexander be
00:49:07really praying
00:49:08over how I
00:49:09made him
00:49:09feel?
00:49:10I've never
00:49:11quite felt a
00:49:11pull like
00:49:12this.
00:49:13God,
00:49:14it makes
00:49:15me feel
00:49:17hot.
00:49:20And
00:49:20Theo.
00:49:25Hearing him
00:49:26on the
00:49:26other side
00:49:26of the
00:49:26confessional,
00:49:30knowing just
00:49:30exactly what
00:49:32he wanted
00:49:32me to do,
00:49:34I mean,
00:49:35it almost,
00:49:35it almost,
00:49:38it almost makes
00:49:39me think he
00:49:40needs another
00:49:41reminder that
00:49:42eavesdropping
00:49:43is a sin.
00:49:49hear anything
00:49:50interesting,
00:49:51Theo?
00:49:52How did
00:49:52you know I
00:49:53was there?
00:49:54I heard your
00:49:55footsteps approaching
00:49:56before you even
00:49:56got to my
00:49:57door.
00:49:58You threw
00:49:58such a fit
00:49:59when I
00:49:59teased you
00:50:00in there,
00:50:00but what,
00:50:00it's okay
00:50:00that you
00:50:01do the
00:50:01exact same
00:50:02thing?
00:50:03Yeah,
00:50:03I was
00:50:03teaching you
00:50:04a lesson.
00:50:05Theo.
00:50:09That's
00:50:09bullshit.
00:50:10You were
00:50:11airing your
00:50:11deep,
00:50:12dark,
00:50:12hidden
00:50:12desires,
00:50:12and then
00:50:13you were
00:50:13pretending
00:50:14that it's
00:50:14a joke.
00:50:14I'm a
00:50:15priest.
00:50:16We don't
00:50:16have
00:50:17desires.
00:50:18Everybody
00:50:18has
00:50:19desires.
00:50:20You're
00:50:20just
00:50:20repressing
00:50:21yours and
00:50:21pretending
00:50:22that you're
00:50:22better than
00:50:22everyone else.
00:50:23You think
00:50:24you have
00:50:24me figured
00:50:24out,
00:50:25don't you?
00:50:26You are
00:50:27just like
00:50:27every other
00:50:27bigot in
00:50:28this town,
00:50:29hiding behind
00:50:29religion to
00:50:30justify their
00:50:30hate.
00:50:31It's not
00:50:32hard.
00:50:32Right.
00:50:34Are you
00:50:35sure it's
00:50:35not hard,
00:50:38Theo?
00:50:39Mm-hmm.
00:50:42Holy shit,
00:50:42does my
00:50:43priest
00:50:43have a
00:50:43boner for
00:50:44me?
00:50:44me?
00:51:01I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, Father.
00:51:09How many have
00:51:10met this, sister?
00:51:11I need you
00:51:13to help me act
00:51:14on them.
00:51:15Oh, great.
00:51:19Maybe
00:51:20if I act
00:51:21on them,
00:51:21the urge will
00:51:22disappear.
00:51:23I'll feel so hot
00:51:24every time I look at you.
00:51:28I'm sorry,
00:51:28sister, but I'm
00:51:29afraid
00:51:29giving in to your sins
00:51:31only fuels them.
00:51:32Instead,
00:51:33just do five
00:51:35Hail Marys
00:51:35and let
00:51:36God consult
00:51:37you.
00:51:38Damn,
00:51:39I got a bigger
00:51:40reaction from the priest
00:51:41patting him down
00:51:41with a towel.
00:51:43There's no way
00:51:43that Father Alexander
00:51:44is gay.
00:51:56Theo,
00:51:57eavesdropping,
00:51:58especially upon the desires
00:51:59of others,
00:52:00is a sin.
00:52:01Well, I am pretty sure
00:52:03that a nun
00:52:03trying to fuck
00:52:04a priest
00:52:05is worse.
00:52:07By the way,
00:52:07just a little tip
00:52:08for you.
00:52:09All those nuns,
00:52:11they don't want your help.
00:52:13They just want your dick.
00:52:16You will respect
00:52:16the church
00:52:17while you are here.
00:52:18I'm just being honest.
00:52:19Lying's a sin,
00:52:20is it not?
00:52:21You're right.
00:52:22Your turn.
00:52:23For what?
00:52:24To confess your sins,
00:52:26old boy.
00:52:27Hey,
00:52:27out!
00:52:36Get out.
00:52:39Get out.
00:52:41That's probably like
00:52:42really five miles
00:52:44from home.
00:52:45It's raining.
00:52:46The church
00:52:46is in your home now.
00:52:48So you get rid of
00:52:49your affliction.
00:52:53Seriously kicking me out
00:52:54because I'm gay.
00:52:55I'm not gay.
00:52:57Dad.
00:52:58What about school?
00:53:00The church has a school permit.
00:53:02But you will attend.
00:53:03And if you want to come home,
00:53:05you better hope they cure you.
00:53:06whose grace is my destiny.
00:53:07Now out.
00:53:08The new priest is expecting me.
00:53:20I told my dad I was gay
00:53:22and in less than 24 hours
00:53:23he dumped me
00:53:24in this church
00:53:25for what?
00:53:26Conversion camp?
00:53:30Look at this.
00:53:31See, I'm 18.
00:53:32I'm going to find my own way
00:53:33out of this town.
00:53:45I'm going to find my own way
00:53:46out of this town.
00:53:51This alley is a ferry-free zone.
00:53:54You're kind of welcome there.
00:53:56It's great
00:53:57because I don't want
00:53:57to be here either.
00:54:00You can't leave that easy.
00:54:02We've got a reputation
00:54:03up for it.
00:54:04Switchblade.
00:54:08Hey!
00:54:09Please, please.
00:54:10I'm going to enjoy
00:54:11making you bleed.
00:54:12Oh, no.
00:54:12Stop.
00:54:13Please.
00:54:19Step away from him!
00:54:22Did my priest just
00:54:23save me?
00:54:25Father Alexander!
00:54:27We weren't...
00:54:28You have 10 seconds to leave.
00:54:2910.
00:54:319.
00:54:338.
00:54:348.
00:54:44You're Theomart, yes?
00:54:47Yes.
00:54:49And you're...
00:54:50The new head priest
00:54:51at Sacred Heart,
00:54:51which means you're
00:54:52my responsibility.
00:54:54Let's go.
00:54:56No.
00:54:57I'm not going anywhere
00:54:58near that fucking church.
00:55:00We're not having
00:55:01this discussion
00:55:02in the rain.
00:55:03So either you come
00:55:03with me now willingly
00:55:04or I make you.
00:55:06Your choice.
00:55:21What?
00:55:23Uh...
00:55:24Priests are like
00:55:24normally old
00:55:26and gray.
00:55:28And?
00:55:29They don't
00:55:29usually look like you.
00:55:35And what do I look like?
00:55:38I don't know.
00:55:39I don't know.
00:55:42Of course you do.
00:55:43or you wouldn't have
00:55:43said anything.
00:55:44Say it.
00:55:46Well, like...
00:55:47Like...
00:55:48You're young.
00:55:49You're like...
00:55:49You know, you're 21
00:55:50or 22
00:55:50and that's...
00:55:51Like, that's too young
00:55:52to be a priest.
00:55:54You're hot.
00:55:55I mean, like...
00:55:56Someone that hot,
00:55:57they don't be a priest.
00:55:58They're like a model
00:55:59or an actor.
00:56:03Being ugly
00:56:04is not a prerequisite
00:56:05to be a priest.
00:56:07Control yourself, Theo.
00:56:09You cannot be
00:56:09eye-fucking
00:56:10your new priest.
00:56:12God, he's the hottest
00:56:13man I've ever seen.
00:56:14What'd you just say?
00:56:18Uh...
00:56:19I said you're the
00:56:20wettest man I've ever seen.
00:56:23Right.
00:56:25Well, then dry me off.
00:56:30You want me to dry you off?
00:56:33Don't make me repeat myself.
00:56:51Stop.
00:56:52Is he telling me to stop
00:56:53because he doesn't want
00:56:54the gay guy touching him?
00:56:55Or because he's feeling
00:56:57the tension between us?
00:56:59I'll take it from here.
00:57:01He just doesn't want
00:57:02a gay guy touching him.
00:57:04Got it.
00:57:08Look.
00:57:09I don't want you here.
00:57:11Well, that's good.
00:57:13Because I don't want
00:57:13to be here either,
00:57:14so we're on the same page.
00:57:15But...
00:57:17your father
00:57:18sits on the parish council.
00:57:20And my future here
00:57:21depends on his recommendation.
00:57:22So what's your big plan?
00:57:24You're gonna make me
00:57:25pray the gay away?
00:57:26Do you think that'll work?
00:57:27You've got to be
00:57:28fucking kidding me.
00:57:30I am not doing this,
00:57:31all right?
00:57:32This whole town,
00:57:32it's bigoted and oppressive
00:57:34and it all stems
00:57:34from this fucking church.
00:57:36You don't know me.
00:57:38All right?
00:57:38And you don't know
00:57:39how I run this church.
00:57:40Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:57:41I just want out
00:57:42of all of this.
00:57:43Yeah, well,
00:57:43it doesn't matter
00:57:44what you want.
00:57:45And your father's made
00:57:46it sufficiently clear
00:57:47what you are to me.
00:57:48And what is that father?
00:57:52My personal altar boy.
00:58:00Aren't altar boys children?
00:58:02Last time I checked,
00:58:03being 18 makes you an adult.
00:58:08Even though you don't
00:58:09act like one.
00:58:11Oh.
00:58:11So making me your altar boy
00:58:13is a personal fetish
00:58:14of yours then.
00:58:15Got it.
00:58:17You know what?
00:58:17Nothing is going to happen
00:58:18like that between us.
00:58:19I'm not like that.
00:58:21Being married to God
00:58:22is the straightest thing
00:58:23in the world.
00:58:26My faith may be a joke
00:58:27to you,
00:58:28but it's my life.
00:58:31Okay?
00:58:36And this,
00:58:37this is the house of God.
00:58:39My house.
00:58:41And while you're here,
00:58:42you will respect that.
00:58:44Now, get changed
00:58:46and meet me in the chapel.
00:58:49Okay?
00:58:49There are people out there
00:58:50waiting for me to help them
00:58:52while I've been saving you.
00:59:00He may be hot,
00:59:01but he's a fucking
00:59:02grade-A asshole.
00:59:06So I have to pretend
00:59:08to give this a shot.
00:59:21I've asked God
00:59:22to take away
00:59:24my sinful thoughts,
00:59:25but they still
00:59:26plagued me, Father.
00:59:29How may I help you
00:59:30with this, sister?
00:59:31I need you
00:59:33to help me act on them.
00:59:39Maybe
00:59:40if I act on them,
00:59:41the urge will disappear.
00:59:43I won't feel so hot
00:59:44every time I look at you.
00:59:48I'm sorry, sister,
00:59:49but I'm afraid
00:59:49giving in to your sins
00:59:51only fuels them.
00:59:53Instead, just
00:59:54do five Hail Marys
00:59:55and let God console you.
00:59:58Damn.
00:59:59I got a bigger reaction
01:00:00from the priest
01:00:00patting him down
01:00:01with a towel.
01:00:02There's no way
01:00:03that Father Alexander
01:00:04is gay.
01:00:16Theo,
01:00:17eavesdropping,
01:00:18especially upon
01:00:19the desires of others,
01:00:20is a sin.
01:00:21Well, I am pretty sure
01:00:22that a nun
01:00:23trying to fuck
01:00:24her priest is worse.
01:00:26Oh, by the way,
01:00:27just a little tip for you.
01:00:29All those women,
01:00:31they don't want your help.
01:00:33They just want your dick.
01:00:35You will respect the church
01:00:37while you are here.
01:00:38I'm just being honest.
01:00:39Lying's a sin,
01:00:40is it not?
01:00:41You're right.
01:00:42Your turn.
01:00:43For what?
01:00:44To confess your sins,
01:00:46altar boy.
01:00:47Hey!
01:00:47Hey!
01:00:50I am so sorry to do this
01:00:52to all of you,
01:00:53but it appears our
01:00:54confessional hours
01:00:55have shifted to Sunday.
01:00:57So, please come back
01:00:58and I'll give each of you
01:00:59ample time.
01:01:06May God,
01:01:07who has enlightened
01:01:08every heart,
01:01:09help you to know
01:01:09thy sins
01:01:10and trust in his mercy.
01:01:13Father,
01:01:14please forgive me
01:01:15for I have sinned.
01:01:17It's been three days
01:01:19since I last touched myself.
01:01:21I've been a
01:01:23bad,
01:01:23bad boy.
01:01:24You know,
01:01:25Theo,
01:01:25if you took this seriously,
01:01:26you might actually
01:01:27find it useful.
01:01:28Why should I take
01:01:29any of this seriously?
01:01:30Your father sent you here
01:01:32to bolster your faith.
01:01:33No,
01:01:33my dad sent me here
01:01:34because I'm gay.
01:01:35If you expect me to say
01:01:37that being gay is a sin,
01:01:38you can forget it.
01:01:41Theo,
01:01:43I'm not that kind of priest.
01:01:50What kind of priest are you?
01:01:54One who wants to understand.
01:01:57Tell me, Theo,
01:01:59what thoughts
01:02:01led you to believe
01:02:02you wanted to lie
01:02:03with other men?
01:02:04You talk about this
01:02:05like it's just a sex thing.
01:02:07Is it not?
01:02:08No,
01:02:09I've never even been
01:02:11with another man,
01:02:12but I still know
01:02:12that I'm gay.
01:02:17How?
01:02:18It's like,
01:02:19it's the attraction
01:02:20to other men
01:02:21like when I first saw you.
01:02:27Go on.
01:02:32You can't be
01:02:33serious.
01:02:34I...
01:02:36I am.
01:02:38I want to understand.
01:02:40Why would he want to understand
01:02:42what it's like
01:02:43to realize you're gay?
01:02:45Unless
01:02:46he might be gay?
01:02:48Theo,
01:02:49I...
01:02:49I...
01:02:50I get
01:02:51that it's...
01:02:52it's hard to talk about.
01:02:54But if I'm gonna help you,
01:02:56I need to
01:02:57hear it from you.
01:02:58That's why you want to help.
01:02:59Of course.
01:03:01I mean,
01:03:01why else would I want to know?
01:03:03So this is part of him
01:03:05trying to cure me.
01:03:06Fine.
01:03:07If he thinks being gay
01:03:08makes me some depraved freak,
01:03:10then that's what I'll show him.
01:03:14When I first see a man,
01:03:15the first thing I notice
01:03:17is his eyes.
01:03:19If he smells good,
01:03:22I would feel
01:03:23to have his arms
01:03:25wrapped around me.
01:03:29That's just
01:03:31the initial attraction.
01:03:33The next layer
01:03:34is more intense.
01:03:37It's more...
01:03:39feral.
01:03:47Go on.
01:03:55I think about
01:03:56ripping off
01:03:57your priest's collar.
01:03:59About you kissing me.
01:04:02Touching me.
01:04:05Your tongue
01:04:06on my jaw,
01:04:07on my neck.
01:04:10I think about
01:04:12you taking me
01:04:12into the chapel,
01:04:14bending me
01:04:15over the altar
01:04:16and telling me
01:04:17to worship you.
01:04:21Do you want me
01:04:22to worship you?
01:04:28Father Alexander?
01:04:32You still there?
01:04:37Looks like I won
01:04:38this little game.
01:04:40Wait, wait!
01:04:41Get your hands
01:04:42off me!
01:04:43Do you think it's funny
01:04:43to make a mockery
01:04:44of our faith?
01:04:45I am not making
01:04:46a mockery of your faith.
01:04:47I'm making a mockery
01:04:47of you!
01:04:49I'm making a mockery of you.
01:04:51I'm making a mockery of you.
01:04:51Fine.
01:04:52Mock me all you want.
01:04:54But the more
01:04:54you disrespect
01:04:55the house of God,
01:04:56the more I'll add
01:04:56to your punishment.
01:04:58Punishment?
01:04:59Mm-hmm.
01:05:00Seven Hail Marys.
01:05:01Put out all the candles
01:05:03and polish all the brass.
01:05:05There is like
01:05:06a hundred candlesticks
01:05:07in here.
01:05:07That'll take me hours.
01:05:09Exactly.
01:05:10Now, you better get started.
01:05:12When you're finished,
01:05:13your bedroom is down the hallway
01:05:14in the rectory.
01:05:15Don't miss anything.
01:05:17I will know.
01:05:20How can a priest
01:05:21be such an arrogant asshole?
01:05:24And hot.
01:05:32Oh, shit.
01:05:33Where did Father Alexander
01:05:34say my room was again?
01:05:38Oh, Father.
01:05:40Please forgive me
01:05:41for the
01:05:42desires I'm harboring
01:05:44in my soul.
01:05:46For the carnal thoughts
01:05:47in my mind.
01:05:53For the pharaoh need.
01:05:57The next layer
01:05:58is more intense.
01:06:00It's more
01:06:02pharaoh.
01:06:04Could Father Alexander
01:06:05be really praying
01:06:06over how I made him feel?
01:06:08I've never quite felt
01:06:10a pull like this.
01:06:11God.
01:06:13It makes me feel
01:06:15hot.
01:06:18And Theo.
01:06:23Hearing him
01:06:24on the other side
01:06:25of the confessional.
01:06:28Knowing just
01:06:29exactly what
01:06:30he wanted me to do.
01:06:32I mean,
01:06:33it almost...
01:06:34It almost...
01:06:37It almost makes me think
01:06:38he needs another
01:06:39reminder
01:06:40that eavesdropping
01:06:41is a sin.
01:06:47Hear anything
01:06:48interesting,
01:06:50Theo?
01:06:51How did you know
01:06:51I was there?
01:06:53I heard your footsteps
01:06:54approaching before you
01:06:55even got to my door.
01:06:56You threw such a fit
01:06:57when I teased you
01:06:58in there,
01:06:58but what,
01:06:59it's okay that you
01:06:59do the exact same thing?
01:07:01Yeah,
01:07:02I was teaching you
01:07:03a lesson.
01:07:04Theo.
01:07:07That's bullshit.
01:07:09You were airing
01:07:10your deep,
01:07:10dark,
01:07:10hidden desires
01:07:11and then you were
01:07:12pretending that it's
01:07:12a joke.
01:07:13I'm a priest.
01:07:14We don't have desires.
01:07:16Everybody has desires.
01:07:18You're just repressing
01:07:19yours and pretending
01:07:20that you're better
01:07:21than everyone else.
01:07:22You think you have
01:07:22me figured out,
01:07:23don't you?
01:07:24You are just like
01:07:25every other bigot
01:07:26in this town,
01:07:27hiding behind religion
01:07:28to justify their hate.
01:07:29It's not hard.
01:07:31Right.
01:07:33Are you sure
01:07:34it's not hard?
01:07:36Theo?
01:07:40Holy shit,
01:07:41does my priest
01:07:41have a boner for me?
01:08:00I've asked God
01:08:01to take away
01:08:02my sinful thoughts,
01:08:04but they still
01:08:05plague me,
01:08:06Father.
01:08:08How many
01:08:08have you
01:08:09have a sister?
01:08:10I need you
01:08:12to help me
01:08:13act on them.
01:08:17Maybe
01:08:18if I act
01:08:19on them,
01:08:20the urge
01:08:20will disappear.
01:08:22I won't feel
01:08:22so hot
01:08:23every time
01:08:24I look at you.
01:08:26I'm sorry,
01:08:27sister,
01:08:27but I'm afraid
01:08:28giving in to your sins
01:08:29only fuels that.
01:08:31Instead,
01:08:32just do five
01:08:33Hail Marys
01:08:34and let God
01:08:35console you.
01:08:36Damn,
01:08:37I got a big reaction
01:08:38from the priest
01:08:39patting him down
01:08:40with a towel.
01:08:41There's no way
01:08:42that Father Alexander
01:08:43is gay.
01:08:43And I'm a face
01:08:45of the digital age
01:08:46from my Twitter
01:08:47page,
01:08:48then I lit up
01:08:48the stage
01:08:498-8.
01:08:51Don't laugh
01:08:51if you ain't having
01:08:52it or traveling,
01:08:53your girl living
01:08:54lavish and extravagant.
01:08:55Theo,
01:08:56eavesdropping,
01:08:57especially upon the
01:08:57desires of others,
01:08:58is a sin.
01:09:00Well,
01:09:00I am pretty sure
01:09:01that a nun
01:09:02trying to fuck
01:09:03a priest is worse.
01:09:05By the way,
01:09:06just a little tip
01:09:07for you.
01:09:08All those women,
01:09:09they don't want
01:09:10your help.
01:09:11They just want
01:09:12your bank.
01:09:14You will respect
01:09:15the church
01:09:15while you are here.
01:09:17I'm just being honest,
01:09:18lying's a sin,
01:09:19is it not?
01:09:20I'm right.
01:09:21Your turn.
01:09:22For what?
01:09:23To confess your sins,
01:09:24old boy.
01:09:26Hey!
01:09:26Hey!
01:09:28Hey!
01:09:29Hey!
01:09:29Hey!
01:09:32Hey!
01:09:32Hey!
01:09:34Hey!
01:09:35Get out!
01:09:38Get out!
01:09:40Dad,
01:09:40we're like five miles
01:09:42from home.
01:09:43It's raining.
01:09:44The church is a home now.
01:09:46So you get rid of
01:09:47your affliction.
01:09:52Seriously kicking me out
01:09:53because I'm gay?
01:09:55Dad!
01:09:57What about school?
01:09:58The church has a school permit
01:10:00that you will attend.
01:10:02and if you want to come home,
01:10:03you better hope they cure you.
01:10:05Now out.
01:10:06The new priest is expecting you.
01:10:08The wind blows me,
01:10:10wind has no sleep.
01:10:13The wind blows me
01:10:15to my destiny.
01:10:19I told my dad I was gay
01:10:20and in less than 24 hours
01:10:22he dumped me in this church
01:10:23for what?
01:10:24Conversion camp?
01:10:29Fuck this.
01:10:30See, I'm 18.
01:10:31I'm gonna find my own way
01:10:32out of this town.
01:10:32and if we want to do what I know
01:10:36I know there's no Rec어.
01:10:41Most of my shit can't
01:10:41Ah!
01:10:43Lots of stupid
01:10:44trying to get out
01:10:45of this town
01:10:45as fast as possible.
01:10:50This alley is a ferry-free zone.
01:10:53Your kind ain't welcome here.
01:10:55It's great because I don't want to be here either.
01:10:59You can't leave that easy.
01:11:00We've got a reputation on this.
01:11:03Switchblade.
01:11:06Hey!
01:11:08Please, please.
01:11:08I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, Omo.
01:11:11It's tough.
01:11:17Step away from him!
01:11:20Did my priest just save me?
01:11:23Father Alexander!
01:11:25We weren't...
01:11:26You have ten seconds to leave.
01:11:28Ten.
01:11:30Nine.
01:11:32Eight.
01:11:42You're Theomart, yes?
01:11:45Yes.
01:11:47And you're...
01:11:48The new head priest at Sacred Heart.
01:11:50Which means you're my responsibility.
01:11:52Let's go.
01:11:54No.
01:11:55I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
01:11:59We're not having this discussion in the rain.
01:12:01So either you come with me now willingly, or I make you.
01:12:05Your choice.
01:12:19What?
01:12:21Uh...
01:12:22Priests are like...
01:12:23Normally old and...
01:12:25Gray.
01:12:27And?
01:12:27They don't...
01:12:28Usually look like you.
01:12:33And what do I look like?
01:12:36I don't know.
01:12:37I don't know.
01:12:40Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
01:12:43Say it.
01:12:45Well, like...
01:12:45Like...
01:12:46You're young.
01:12:47You're like...
01:12:47You know, you're 21 or 22, and that's...
01:12:50Like, that's too young to be a priest.
01:12:53You're hot.
01:12:54I mean, like...
01:12:54Someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
01:12:57They're like a model or an actor.
01:13:01Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
01:13:06Control yourself, Theo.
01:13:07You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
01:13:10God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
01:13:13What'd you just say?
01:13:16Uh...
01:13:18I said you're the wettest man I've ever seen.
01:13:21Right.
01:13:24Well, then drive me off.
01:13:29You want me to try you off?
01:13:32Don't make me repeat myself.
01:13:49Stop.
01:13:50Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
01:13:54Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
01:13:57I'll take it from here.
01:14:00He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
01:14:02Got it.
01:14:06Look.
01:14:08I don't want you here.
01:14:10Well, that's good.
01:14:11Because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
01:14:14But...
01:14:15Your father sits on the parish council.
01:14:18And my future here depends on his recommendation.
01:14:21So what's your big plan?
01:14:22You're going to make me pray the gay away?
01:14:24Do you think that'll work?
01:14:26You've got to be fucking kidding me.
01:14:28I am not doing this, all right?
01:14:30This whole town, it's bigoted and oppressive and it all stems from this fucking church.
01:14:34You don't know me.
01:14:36All right?
01:14:37And you don't know how I run this church.
01:14:38Yeah, and I don't want to.
01:14:40I just want out of all of this.
01:14:41Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
01:14:44And your father's made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
01:14:47And what is that father?
01:14:51My personal altar boy.
01:14:58Aren't altar boys children?
01:15:01Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
01:15:07Even though you don't act like one.
01:15:09Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then.
01:15:14Got it.
01:15:15You know what?
01:15:16Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
01:15:18I'm not like that.
01:15:20Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
01:15:24My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
01:15:29Okay?
01:15:34And this, this is the house of God.
01:15:38My house.
01:15:39And while you're here, you will respect that.
01:15:43Now, get changed and meet me in the chapel.
01:15:47Okay?
01:15:48There are people out there waiting for me to help them.
01:15:51While I've been saving you.
01:15:59He may be hot, but he's a fucking grade-A asshole.
01:16:05So I have to pretend to give this a shot.
01:16:20I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, Father.
01:16:28How may I help you with this, sister?
01:16:30I need you to help me act on them.
01:16:38Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
01:16:41I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
01:16:46I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving in to your sins only fuels them.
01:16:51Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
01:16:56Damn.
01:16:57I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
01:17:01There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:05Okay.
01:17:15Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
01:17:20Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
01:17:24Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
01:17:28All those women, they don't want your help.
01:17:31They just want your dick.
01:17:34You will respect the church while you are here.
01:17:37I'm just being honest.
01:17:38Lying's a sin, is it not?
01:17:39You're right.
01:17:41Your turn.
01:17:42For what?
01:17:43To confess your sins, altar boy.
01:17:45Hey!
01:17:46Hey!
01:17:46Hey!
01:17:49I'm so sorry to do this to all of you, but it appears our confessional hours have shifted
01:17:54to Sunday.
01:17:55So, please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
01:18:05May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
01:18:11Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
01:18:15It's been three days since I last touched myself.
01:18:20I've been a bad, bad boy.
01:18:23You know, Theo, if you took this seriously, you might actually find it useful.
01:18:26Why should I take any of this seriously?
01:18:29Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
01:18:31No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
01:18:34If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin, you can forget it.
01:18:37Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality, alright?
01:18:42I'm not that kind of priest.
01:18:48What kind of priest are you?
01:18:52One who wants to understand.
01:18:56Tell me, Theo, what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
01:19:03You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
01:19:06Is it not?
01:19:07No, I've never even been with another man, but I still know that I'm gay.
01:19:16How?
01:19:16It's like, it's the attraction to other men, like when I first saw you.
01:19:26Go on.
01:19:30You can't be serious.
01:19:35I am.
01:19:37I want to understand.
01:19:38Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
01:19:44Unless he might be gay?
01:19:47Theo, I get that it's hard to talk about.
01:19:52But if I'm going to help you, I need to hear it from your own.
01:19:56That's why you want to help.
01:19:58Of course.
01:20:00Why else would I want to know?
01:20:01So this is part of him trying to cure me.
01:20:05Fine.
01:20:05If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak, then that's what I'll show him.
01:20:12When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
01:20:17If he smells good,
01:20:21I would feel to have his arms
01:20:24wrapped around me.
01:20:28That's just the initial attraction.
01:20:32The next layer is more intense.
01:20:35It's more
01:20:38feral.
01:20:46Go on.
01:20:53I think about ripping off your priest's collar.
01:20:57About you kissing me.
01:21:00Touching me.
01:21:03Your tongue on my jaw, on my neck.
01:21:09I think about you taking me into the chapel.
01:21:12Bending me over the altar.
01:21:14Telling me to worship you.
01:21:20Do you want me to worship you?
01:21:27Father Alexander?
01:21:30You still there?
01:21:35Looks like I won this little game.
01:21:38Wait, wait!
01:21:39Get your hands off me!
01:21:41Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
01:21:43I am not making a mockery of your faith.
01:21:45I am not making a mockery of you.
01:21:50Fine.
01:21:51Mock me all you want.
01:21:52But the more you disrespect the house of God,
01:21:54the more I'll add to your punishment.
01:21:56Punishment?
01:21:58Seven Hail Marys.
01:22:00Put out all the candles and polish all the brass.
01:22:04There is like a hundred candlesticks in here.
01:22:06That'll take me hours.
01:22:07Exactly.
01:22:09Now you better get started.
01:22:11When you're finished, your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
01:22:13Don't miss anything.
01:22:15I will know.
01:22:19How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
01:22:23And hot.
01:22:30Oh, shit.
01:22:31Where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
01:22:36Oh, Father.
01:22:38Please forgive me for the desires I'm harboring in my soul.
01:22:44For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
01:22:52For the feral need.
01:22:55The next layer is more intense.
01:22:58It's more...
01:23:01feral.
01:23:02Could Father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
01:23:06I've never quite felt a pull like this.
01:23:10God.
01:23:11It makes me feel...
01:23:14hot.
01:23:18And Theo...
01:23:22Hearing him on the other side of the confessional...
01:23:26Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do...
01:23:30I mean, it almost...
01:23:33It almost...
01:23:35It almost makes me think he needs another reminder...
01:23:39That eavesdropping is a sin.
01:23:46Hear anything interesting, Theo?
01:23:49How did you know I was there?
01:23:51I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
01:23:55You threw such a fit when I teased you in there.
01:23:57But what, it's okay that you do the exact same thing?
01:24:00Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson.
01:24:02Theo.
01:24:06That's bullshit.
01:24:07You were airing your deep, dark, hidden desires, and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
01:24:11I'm a priest.
01:24:13We don't have desires.
01:24:15Everybody has desires.
01:24:17You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
01:24:20You think you have me figured out, don't you?
01:24:23You are just like every other bigot in this town, hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
01:24:28It's not hard.
01:24:29Right.
01:24:31Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
01:24:39Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
01:24:42Yeah.
01:24:43You're just helping me.
01:24:44What do?
01:24:44I'm the other.
01:24:48yogos.
01:24:48I'm the one.
01:24:51I'm the one.
01:24:52I'm the host.
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