00:11Your son, James, he's a good kid.
00:16He's a good kid?
00:17A good kid.
00:20Why?
00:21Does he help the fucking poor?
00:23No.
00:24He sits on his ass all day,
00:27smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game.
00:30If that's our standard for goodness,
00:32no wonder this country's screwed.
00:34And what about you?
00:37What about me?
00:40Hey.
00:43I don't have the advantages that kid has.
00:46By the time I was his age,
00:48I'd already been in prison twice.
00:50I robbed banks.
00:52I ran whores, smuggled dope.
00:54And you consider them achievements?
00:57These were the opportunities I had.
00:59At least I took them.
01:01And where did these opportunities get you, Michael?
01:03They got me right fucking here.
01:07The end of the road.
01:09With a big house and a useless kid.
01:12And I'm stuck talking to you because no one else gives a shit.
01:14Oh, I'm living the dream, baby.
01:16And that dream is fucked.
01:17It is fucking fucked.
01:20Let it all out.
01:23I think I just did.
01:26Oh.
01:28Well, I think that's all we have time for.
01:32The same time next week?
01:35I guess.
01:37Oh.
01:39I gotta tell you,
01:40I ain't too sure this shit is working for me.
01:42Hmm.
01:43Well, a sense of overriding futility
01:46is a vital part of the process.
01:48Embrace it.
01:50Whatever you say, Doc.
01:51I think that's all we have time for.
01:55I think that's all we have time for.
01:58I think that's all we have time for.
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02:11I think that's all we have time for.
02:12I think that's all we have time for.
02:13I think that's all we have time for.
02:14I think that's all we have time for.
02:15I think that's all we have time for.
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08:23Toe!
08:32I don't get you, bro.
08:33You are a racist and I don't like you.
08:35And I will not sell you this car.
08:37I will not.
08:38You make my skin crawl, you neo-Nazi.
08:41Yeah, you are all the same.
08:42You're disgusting.
08:43This racist insulted me.
08:45Hey, what's up, fool? Who you calling a nigga?
08:47No, no, I'm not calling nobody a nigga.
08:49Wait, what the fuck?
08:50I mean, N-word. That's not cool, man. I don't say that.
08:55You're fucking right, and you better keep it right,
08:56because this man right here, he's an international businessman, a multiculturalist.
09:01That I could not have said better myself.
09:04But seriously, maybe he's not a racist.
09:07But I don't think that he is man enough for a car like this.
09:12Wait a second.
09:13This guy right here, him, get him a highway. That's a real man's car.
09:19I think you are right, Lamar. You get a tax rebate.
09:22I understand. Money is an issue, eh?
09:25Money isn't an issue.
09:26This is the best part. Watch this when he really mean he gonna get all his full money. Watch this.
09:30Look, man, I gotta go.
09:33Hey, Simeon, I'm out. I'll holler at you, homie.
09:37That's the best part, man.
09:39So, Jimmy, are you sure you are man enough?
09:41Take the wheel and show me.
09:44Uh, sure, okay.
09:47How about we fall through, homie?
10:06This chump change, how am I gonna knock a bad, groaning, sexy bitch if I ain't got a fat P
10:11Zaki?
10:11Who you trying to impress?
10:13Your auntie, Denise. With all that ass, nigga, she got ass.
10:18She grown, yeah. She grown into a fucking idiot.
10:21Nah, she sexy.
10:23Sexy? She more like obsessed with sex, nigga.
10:27Nah, mad for the penis. That's exactly how I like my women.
10:31Man, shit, it's good to be home.
10:39What's up? Can a low come up in your crib?
10:41Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
10:43Oh, nigga, don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga.
10:45Maybe you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got, you get some bitches on your dick.
10:49Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your dog ass if she ever stop fucking with that brain surgeon, the
10:55lawyer she fucking with.
10:56Oh, nigga.
10:59What?
11:03Oh, fuck.
11:05Ooh, honey.
11:07Y'all telling me?
11:08Oh, he here.
11:09We're living on top of each other and it ain't right.
11:13Shoo! Shoo!
11:14Get on out of here.
11:16Okay, baby.
11:17I'll see you at the thing.
11:18You here?
11:20I was on the phone, boy.
11:21Don't be listening.
11:23Goddamn freeloader.
11:24Goddamn freeloader.
11:25Ay, yes.
11:27I look at the molly.
11:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:30Get me a marshmallow, sir.
11:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:32Ah, those were the days.
11:35Get that, will you?
11:36Of course, Gordon.
11:37Oh, Gordon, I'm so happy we moved from the swamps of Vite Beach to the desert paradise of Los Santos,
11:44where American ingenuity and just a little Canadian water have turned the harsh desert into a beautiful and very natural
11:50paradise of God's club.
11:51You got to รฎlismore้ฃไธช lands in a tomatovetous world.
11:56You got to know the name.
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