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Aired (September 2, 2026): Nagbahagi si Ryan Bang ng kanyang saloobin tungkol sa pag-ibig at sa paghahanap ng taong tatanggap sa kanya sa lahat ng pagkakataon, kagaya ng ipinakitang pagtanggap sa kanya ni Yeng Constantino. #GMANetwork
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00:00GROCKING US!
00:00Gracing Us!
00:02Gurot ka sa singit sa akin mamaya gamit ang flys.
00:05Pa'na hindi niya alam, bangabaya.
00:07Pati mo alam.
00:09Lutang siya, uwak-wak siya ng walk dahi.
00:12Ayun, gracing us with their presence.
00:14Handa na silang humusga kung sino ang tunay na may ibuku-buka.
00:18Our formidable panel of judges.
00:21Starting off with showbiz royalty and binibining kurba.
00:24Karul!
00:26Polka Girl!
00:27Why Speak host and Kapamilya actor Ralph De Leon.
00:32And pinipining on-pointed tabi ng Tanghalan Queen Nicole Cordobes!
00:39Competition is getting tougher as we test who is wittier dito sa Witlam!
00:48Simulan natin kay candidate number three, Tandang D.
00:53Grabe yung suot. Tandang D.
00:55Isa siyang malaking lufa.
00:59Panguskos. Isang ang panguskos.
01:02Ayan. So, bakit ba Tandang D? Hindi ko na itanong kanina. Ano yung D?
01:07D po, kasi Tandang Dalaga.
01:09Ah, Tandang Dalaga.
01:10De Los Reyes po kasi last name ng stepdad ko.
01:13Ah, okay, okay. Alright. Ang presko ng suot mo.
01:16Oo, kaya naglalatik na yung mukha niya eh.
01:20Oo, tingnan mo.
01:20Ang taro yung pawis yung butil-butil.
01:22Yung parang kang takuring nanlamig.
01:25Hindi mo yung takuring pag galing sa kumukulo
01:27tapos nanlamig.
01:27Yung butil-butil yung tubig sa labas.
01:30Okay, para hindi kang lalong mahirapan dyan,
01:33tawagin na natin yung mag-amang Pogi.
01:34Ryan and Iyan, pasok!
01:36Sabay kami.
01:37Oo. Ganda nung step mo.
01:38Oo, ang ganda.
01:39Walang halong ka-OA yan.
01:41Oo.
01:42Oo.
01:43Nagtawag pa kami ganina.
01:45Ano na?
01:45Nagtawag pa kami nag-corosamine ganun si Kuya Mel.
01:48Oo.
01:48Wow.
01:49Anong nagkagulo.
01:50Hindi rin makakilos yung Kuya Mel.
01:54Kamusta siya?
01:55Kamusta yung anak mo?
01:57Kamusta ka pa?
01:59Ayan o.
02:00Nice smile.
02:01Oo.
02:02Parang ano.
02:02Laman ka ng balita lately ha.
02:04Kahit ka naku.
02:05Sa TikTok mukha mo.
02:07Sa Facebook mukha mo.
02:09Sa Instagram mukha mo.
02:10Pati nga sa La Solidaridad, ikaw rin ang ano eh.
02:14Kamusta?
02:15Bakit parang sikat na sikat ka ngayon?
02:16Oo, mami.
02:18Hindi ko mga marami.
02:21Pero ano mo?
02:23Ang common na nababasa ko sa comments,
02:26ang Pogi ni Ryan ba?
02:28Yes, sir.
02:29Oh, good.
02:31My guy.
02:32Parang nag-bloom ka.
02:33Huwag kang galaw ng galaw.
02:34Nahihilo ako sa laki ng ano mo.
02:36Okay.
02:37Nag-bloom ka daw.
02:38Wow.
02:40Ano lang.
02:40Napapansin mo ba yun?
02:41Nakikita mo ba sa salimin ng mukha mo?
02:43Hindi, mami.
02:44Ano lang.
02:44Siguro na mature lang.
02:45Kasi nakikita nila ako.
02:47Simula ako 18-year short.
02:50Nung lumalabas po kami ni Yeng.
02:53Oh!
02:53Wala na nang kapag-behenso.
02:55Wala na nang kapag-behenso.
02:55Wala na nang pinapanggit na pangalan.
02:57Baka'y burning.
02:59Lumalabas kayo?
03:00Oo naman.
03:01Siyempre.
03:01Saan kayo bumupunta nun?
03:03Nung mga panahon ngayon?
03:03Siyempre.
03:05Planetaryo.
03:06Nagdi-dinner kami.
03:08Oo.
03:09Saan yan?
03:10Sa mga Serendra, BGC.
03:13Tapos minsan, malapit sa Star City.
03:16Sa Malate, kumain din kami doon.
03:19Sa kakape.
03:20Gano'n.
03:21So dati ano, parang bubut ka pa na ano.
03:23Pero ngayon, ang pogi.
03:25Alam mo ba ang pogi-pogi mo? Aware ka ba?
03:27Woo!
03:28Mami, anong tawa?
03:30Huwag kende.
03:31Huwag kanyan.
03:33Huwag kanyan.
03:33Hindi, aware ka ba na ang pogi-pogi?
03:35Hindi, hindi, mami.
03:36Anong mga guwapo?
03:38Hindi, best friend.
03:39Lalo na ngayon, may personal trainer ka na eh.
03:42Papagwapo na si.
03:43Pogi ka.
03:44Pogi ka.
03:45Pogi ka.
03:47You are valued and you are enough.
03:51Thank you, mami.
03:52Kasi sinama mo ako sa concert ni Yeng.
03:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:57Na, na, flashback sa akin lahat lang.
04:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:03Kasi date, dapat namin ni Aion yun.
04:05Oo, ano nangyari?
04:06Kasi ano nang gusto,
04:07doon, nung pinunumut pa lang ni Yeng yun,
04:09gusto na namin ni Aion,
04:09kasi gusto ni Aion marinig ng live yung ikaw.
04:12Oo.
04:14Eh, nabulok siya sa Quezon dahil bumagyo.
04:16So, si Ryan ang dinate ko nung ano ngayon.
04:20Thank you, Mami.
04:22It was my, one of my best moments.
04:26Makahanap kaya ako.
04:29Makahanap kaya ako na.
04:32Siyempre, tulad ni Yang na,
04:36nung umpisa ako,
04:38wala ako pang bayat ng date.
04:41Wala ako gotche.
04:42Di ba? Wala ako pera.
04:45Paulit-ulit yung damit ko.
04:46Pero, minahal, may chance pala ako sa kanya.
04:51Makahanap kaya ako ng, gano'n.
04:54Hindi ka makakahanap.
04:56Ikaw ang hahanapin ng pag-ibig.
04:58Kaya hindi mo kailangang maghanap.
05:01Love will find you.
05:03Just wait.
05:04Yes, ma'am.
05:05We just wait.
05:06Thank you. Thank you, Mami.
05:14Dito po sa magandang buhay.
05:15Pag-uusapan po.
05:16Hindi.
05:17Pag-uusapan po.
05:29At the moment nila.
05:31Don't cry.
05:32As I told you,
05:34so many people appreciate and value you.
05:38We see you.
05:39Thank you, Mami.
05:40Nakikita namin ang kagandahan ng puso mo
05:42at ang kapugian ng panglabas mong kaanyuan.
05:45Lalo na ngayon.
05:46Ang pogi-pogi mo.
05:48Kahit nga si Tita Casey Constantino mo,
05:50nag-tech sa akin.
05:51Ang pogi-pogi na rin.
05:52Tita Casey.
05:53Tita Casey.
05:55May joke ako.
05:56Anong tawa?
05:57We love you, Raya.
05:59We love you, best friend.
06:01Pero thank you, Mami.
06:02Thank you, Daddy.
06:03Yeah, baby boy.
06:04Akin yung ticket ni Daddy.
06:07Pasalapan ka sa Cornerstone.
06:09Thank you kay Cornerstone.
06:11Thank you, Mami.
06:12Okay.
06:13Dahil umiyak ka,
06:15mag-joke ka.
06:15Yes, Mami.
06:18Bakit yung...
06:19Ang hirap pala mag-joke agad.
06:23Mami!
06:25Bakit yung mga translator,
06:27minsan mabagal sila mag-translate?
06:30Bakit?
06:31Kasi, translator!
06:34Patuloy yung mga muyan,
06:35mga ganyan mo.
06:37Okay.
06:37Signal mo.
06:38Bakit?
06:39Ano mangyayari?
06:43Okay.
06:44Bunot ka na.
06:44Kanyan mo gusto ka sa bowl ni Raya
06:46o kay Aion?
06:47Ba't ba kasi kailangan pahirapan
06:49ng sarili?
06:58Dati ka bang sipa?
07:01Kita mo,
07:02ginaganan ni Godzilla
07:03itong baklat.
07:06Okay.
07:07Question.
07:08Dito ka na.
07:10Question.
07:12Ipaliwanag mo ito
07:13sa abot ng iyong makakaya.
07:15Ha?
07:17May nagsasabi,
07:19may sinasabi na
07:19ang mga tao daw
07:20ay galing sa unggoy.
07:21Tama ba?
07:22Narinig mo ba yun?
07:23Okay.
07:24Kung galing tayo sa unggoy,
07:26kailan ka babalik?
07:29Kung galing tayo sa unggoy,
07:31kailan ka babalik?
07:32Sagot!
07:33I do believe na tayo
07:35may sinasabihan
07:36na sinasabi na
07:36nang galing tayo sa unggoy.
07:38At kung yun naman
07:39ay sinabi sa akin
07:39at ito pa rin
07:40ang itsura ko,
07:41wala po akong problema.
07:42Tayo'y may iba't ibang itsura.
07:44Meron tayong mapute,
07:45maiti,
07:46mataba pa yan.
07:47Pero laging nating tatandaan,
07:48kung ano man
07:49na pagkakaiba natin,
07:50dapat mahalin natin yun.
07:52Kaya para sa lahat
07:53ng tao na nunood
07:54at sa inyong mga madlang people,
07:55come closer.
07:57Nobody wants,
07:57nobody needs
07:58to like you.
08:00Nobody wants
08:01to love you.
08:02Nobody needs
08:03to respect you.
08:05But every time
08:06you look at the mirror,
08:07please
08:07love yourself.
08:09And I thank you.
08:14Thank you,
08:15candidate number three.
08:17Tawagin naman natin
08:18dito si candidate.
08:20Ang hirap ng tanong.
08:22Sige.
08:23Basahin natin ulit.
08:24Alam mo kayo,
08:25mahirap yan.
08:25Yung lagi niyo sinasabi
08:26at lagi po natin
08:27yung pakakatandaan.
08:28Ang daming yung tinatandaan
08:30kaya yung gulong-gulo na
08:30yung mga utak
08:31ng mga tao.
08:32Kung galing tayo
08:35sa unggoy,
08:36kailan ka babalik?
08:37Ako,
08:38ako siguro
08:39hindi ako babalik.
08:41Nakit?
08:42Kasi hindi naman ako nanay eh.
08:43Hindi naman ako magulang.
08:45Kasi di ba lagi sinasabi,
08:47papunta ka palang,
08:48pabalik na ako.
08:50Ah!
08:51So,
08:52kung bumabalik,
08:52magulang?
08:53Magulang lang.
08:54Ah!
08:55Ikaw,
08:56kung galing tayo
08:57sa unggoy,
08:58kailan ka babalik?
08:59I believe that
09:00evolution is irreversible.
09:03So,
09:04parang walang chance
09:04ang bumalik tayo
09:05sa pagiging unggoy
09:06kung yun man
09:07yung pinanggalingan
09:07ng mga human species.
09:10Yun.
09:10And I thank you.
09:12Ikaw,
09:12Lucio.
09:13Kung galing tayo sa unggoy,
09:15kailan ka babalik?
09:16Pag nag-aya na si Jong.
09:20Pag nag-aya na si Jong,
09:21yun ang hudyat,
09:22hudyat na tamang oras
09:24na nang para pagbalik.
09:26Dahil bilang kabayo,
09:27hindi ko talaga alam
09:28kung kailan ang tamang panahon
09:29para bubalik.
09:30Pero sa tulong,
09:32sa tulong na pag-iisip
09:33ni Jong
09:34na isang tunay
09:35at lubos na unggoy,
09:37siyang nakakaalam
09:38at ang hudyat niya
09:39ang magbibigay sa akin
09:40ng sinyales
09:41upang bumalik na
09:43sa pagiging unggoy.
09:44Maraming salamat,
09:46Jong,
09:46sa iyong existence.
09:49We miss you,
09:50boys.
09:50Absent lang ka,
09:51nabutod ka.
09:52Ganun talaga,
09:53pulutan ka pag absent.
09:55Maraming salamat,
09:56candidate number three.
09:57Tawagin naman natin
09:57si candidate number one,
09:59Ed Zahamatz.
10:02Yes,
10:03okay.
10:05Pasok ulit,
10:06mag-amang escort.
10:07Sana pala,
10:08nung kinakantahan ka ni Yeng,
10:09di ba lahat yung mga tao
10:10tahimit,
10:10pas kinikilig,
10:11kasi yung iba umiiyak.
10:12Saan nun,
10:13di ba nakagahawak ka sa kamay niya?
10:15Pagkatapos yung kumantas,
10:16sana siya tumayo ka.
10:17Anong ginawa?
10:19Alam mo ba?
10:20Ganun kao.
10:22Anong tawa?
10:24Sana pala lang,
10:25ganun ka.
10:26Baga mag-gulat siya,
10:27concert niya.
10:28Yeng,
10:29anong tawa?
10:31Anong tawa?
10:35Sabihin ko?
10:36Ganun sa susunod pa ganun.
10:37Kasi emote na emote ka naman.
10:39Tapos sinitignan yung sarili niya
10:40dun sa monitor,
10:41nagwapuhan siya,
10:41kaya hindi siya kumiku.
10:44Di ba?
10:45Ay,
10:45may joke ka,
10:46bumawi ikaw naman.
10:47Tapos yan,
10:47anak mo.
10:47Go daddy.
10:48Sige, sige ako muna.
10:49Anong tawag sa dumi,
10:51sa loob ng library?
10:53Anong tawag sa dumi,
10:54sa loob ng library?
10:56Ano?
10:57Alikabok.
11:00Alikabok.
11:02Alikabok.
11:06Ang alikabok.
11:09May mga lumilipad.
11:11Daming may mga hanip,
11:12agyo,
11:13lahat,
11:14kulisap,
11:15dito ka.
11:16Diyos ko.
11:19Buhay pa ba yung nanahinya?
11:21Parang,
11:22hindi ko na,
11:22mula lang balita.
11:24Okay,
11:25ito ipaliwanag mo rin
11:26sa abot ng iyong makakaya,
11:28ha?
11:29Eds Amats.
11:30Sa iyong palagay,
11:32magastos ba sa make-up
11:33ang makapalang muka?
11:36Magastos ba sa make-up
11:37ang makapalang muka?
11:38Sagot!
11:39I believe at long people,
11:41yes,
11:41oo,
11:42magastos
11:42ang pag-make-up
11:43sa makapalang muka.
11:45Dahil naniniwala ko
11:46na ang make-up ngayon,
11:48napakamahal na.
11:49Pumunta ako dito sa showtime,
11:50hindi ako marunong make-up.
11:52Nagpa-make-up ako,
11:532,500 ang bayad ko.
11:54Bilingan ko ng 500,
11:563,000.
11:56Makapal ako ang mukha ko,
11:58kaya gusto ko,
11:59meron akong make-up.
12:01Kaya para sa akin,
12:02magastos
12:03ang mapag-make-up
12:04kasi mayabang ako.
12:06And I,
12:07thank you.
12:12Thank you,
12:13candidate number one.
12:14Alamin na natin
12:14ang komento ng ating mga korado.
12:17Simulan natin yan
12:18kay Rado Ralph DeLeon.
12:22What's up,
12:22Mad Love People!
12:26Alright,
12:27kay Tang Dang D.
12:28Grabe,
12:30apakaganda ng pacing mo kanina.
12:31Yung pagkakalmado mo,
12:33yung pagka-deliver mo
12:34ng sagot mo,
12:34I really liked it a lot.
12:36Tsaka,
12:36nahalata din namin
12:37na very pure din yung message
12:39na nais mong iparating,
12:40na kahit ibang-iba
12:41tayo ng mga anyo,
12:43kulay,
12:44hugis,
12:45it's really important
12:46that you love yourself.
12:47But,
12:48at the end of the day,
12:49what we wanted also
12:50was to hear
12:51how you completed your thought,
12:53kung paano mo
12:53nasagot yung tanong kung
12:55kailan ka babalik
12:56o babalik ka ba
12:57or hindi.
12:58So,
12:58feeling ko,
12:58yun na lang talaga
12:59yung kulang sasagot mo.
13:00But overall,
13:00very good job.
13:02Maraming salamat,
13:03Rado Ralph DeLeon.
13:04Pakinggan naman natin
13:05ang masasabi ni Rado,
13:06Karil.
13:07What's up,
13:07Mad Long People!
13:10Grabe,
13:11I love you,
13:11Ryan Bang.
13:12Okay,
13:13Eds Amats,
13:14Madam Eds,
13:15siguro nag-expect lang talaga ako
13:17kasi sinabi mo,
13:18meron ka pa tinuturong
13:19introduction to philosophy.
13:21Although,
13:22malinis na malinis
13:23at maganda yung sagot mo,
13:24yes,
13:25mahalang makeup,
13:262-5,
13:26makapal ka,
13:28mayabang ka,
13:28makapalang makeup mo.
13:30Tapos,
13:31siguro kami na yung
13:33magbibigay ng kahulugan doon.
13:35I was just looking for
13:36something more
13:37and I know
13:38ang dami mo namang kaalaman.
13:39So,
13:40next time,
13:41please be more generous
13:42and share it with us
13:43because I know
13:43it's inside of you.
13:45Maybe this is a different arena
13:47for you being used to students
13:49pero,
13:49we are all on your side.
13:51Good luck.
13:52Thank you,
13:52Kay.
13:53Nicole Cordobes.
13:55Hello,
13:55madlang people
13:56and hello,
13:58ladies.
13:59Tandang D.
14:00It was a good attempt.
14:02I really like your sincerity
14:04and yung message mo is parang,
14:06you don't need approval of others.
14:08Pero feeling ko,
14:09hindi lang na-articulate
14:10yung pinaka-intention mo
14:12for the message.
14:13Madaming blank spaces
14:15para makomplete yung actual thought.
14:17Pero thank you so much
14:18for your sincerity.
14:20And then,
14:20Eds,
14:21Amatz,
14:24hinahanap ko lang sana yung
14:25personality pa.
14:26Kaya habang sumasagot ka,
14:27medyo nabigay mo yung energy
14:29na gusto ko.
14:29So,
14:29I was like,
14:30pumping you up.
14:31Nabigyan mo pa ako.
14:32Siguro,
14:33very matter of fact nga,
14:34straightforward yung sagot mo.
14:36Yung personality lang,
14:37kunwari,
14:37na gusto kong mga bug today
14:39so nagbayad ako ng 3,000 pesos
14:41so itodo mo pa siya
14:43kasi kaya mo naman
14:44sagutin yung question eh.
14:45So,
14:46congratulations to Iris
14:47and good luck to the both of you.
14:48Thank you, judges.
14:50Kanyang talak
14:50ang talagang tumata.
14:52Our Miss Currency
14:53Rating na Talakera of the Day
14:54is candidate number
15:00Juan Etzama.
15:09Kanyang talakera of the Day
15:18kanyang daal