00:00Yeah, I have a reservation for tonight.
00:03Oh no.
00:05It's already happening.
00:07The robots are taking over.
00:10Someone call Seracotta, quick!
00:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17Are they serious?
00:20Why did they get to keep the Nazi symbols and we didn't?
00:24That's not fair.
00:26Oh no, they're already building an army.
00:30Maybe there was a documentary. Oh shit.
00:32A German dog cafe.
00:34Must be like a cat cafe with German shepherds.
00:38They only serve hot dogs.
00:40They're eating the German shepherd.
00:44How dare you?
00:46Whoa, what are all these deer doing in the city?
00:49Tsuge!
00:52But usually they're too shy for that.
00:55Unless they're not real deer,
00:58but robot deer.
01:01So this is where they breed all the fish for the sushi, huh?
01:06Wow.
01:07Those guys have a better home than me.
01:10Are you a robot?
01:11Are you building an army?
01:14Yeah?
01:15Are you going to kill us?
01:18Oh dear.
01:19Dude, those sushi fish have a good life, huh?
01:23Maybe that's why the sushi in Japan tastes so much better.
01:27Happy fish, happy sushi.
01:30Ooh, those K-pop girl bands have made their way to Japan.
01:35I want to see them.
01:37I didn't know fish gene therapy is legal in Japan.
01:41That's how you invent new sushi.
01:44Genius.
01:45What?
01:46A German bakery?
01:48No way.
01:49I would kill for a proper piece of German bread.
01:54They are not genetically modified?
01:57Ah, so they must be from Fukushima then.
02:01Wagata.
02:10I can't be in here.
02:12Dude, maybe you should see an eye doctor or something?
02:17This doesn't look healthy.
02:18Jesus.
02:19That had nothing to do with a German bakery.
02:23There wasn't even bread inside.
02:27I don't think we can be allied again for World War 3.
02:30Yeah.
02:30Not like this.
02:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:33Hey, buddy.
02:34You like working in this cafe?
02:36Hm?
02:37You like the coffee here?
02:39Alright, maybe they have better bread than the supermarket.
02:44What is this?
02:48They put noodles on a sandwich.
02:52And I thought these people here are civilized.
02:56I know.
02:58They don't even serve coffee here.
03:00It's a scam, brother.
03:01You know how we call that in Germany?
03:03A Lokvogel angebot.
03:05You get it?
03:07You're the Lokvogel.
03:08There is no coffee.
03:10Wow, they're making schnitzels over here as well?
03:14Well, if they're as bad as the bread, I'm out of here.
03:18I swear.
03:19What is this?
03:24Hm?
03:27Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:32Oh!
03:34Oh!
03:45This schnitzel is better than any schnitzel I have ever eaten in Germany.
03:52How is this possible?
03:55The standard Japanese toilets clean your butt automatically?
03:59And we in the West still use our hand?
04:03I feel like a caveman.
04:06It's official.
04:07Europe is becoming a third world.
04:09They are selling warm mini schnitzels at a convenience store?
04:14Is this heaven?
04:15Am I dreaming?
04:19And they use the flushing water to wash your hands?
04:23They really live in the year 3000.
04:26There's music on the streets.
04:32I can order with an iPad.
04:34The food gets delivered by train.
04:37And I just can pay the counter and don't have to wait for the stupid waiter.
04:41Whoever says Germany is sufficient has obviously never been to Japan.
04:46Everything here is better.
04:48Except the bread.
04:49The bread is horrible.
