00:06Good evening, America. We interrupt your feed with breaking news.
00:10A famine of beauty has swept the Western Hemisphere in what some are describing as a highly contagious, widespread fashion
00:17delusion.
00:18Side effects include bad lighting, flat hair, low standards, and chewy fits.
00:23Live on the scene, our red carpet correspondent Serena Carpentera has more.
00:27Serena?
00:28Thanks, Katrina. As you can see, I'm reporting live from tonight's big premiere, standing in a literal whirlwind of basic.
00:36I've even seen ankle socks worn with Crocs.
00:42That is very disturbing, Serena. But at least you look incredible.
00:47Oh, stop it.
00:48I'm serious.
00:49You look incredible. No, you look incredible. I'm serious.
00:52Okay, you're right. But enough about me.
00:54Back to today's news.
00:55Coming up, we have updates on government surveillance, bank fraud, monsoons, typhoons, pantaloons, great tunes, and of course, the latest
01:03battle of the pop stars.
01:04But first, the weather.
01:17I, uh, I noticed you're holding an umbrella.
01:20Is it raining?
01:22Let me check.
01:29Nope.
01:30Moving on.
01:32A midwinter drought is sweeping the south, and everyone's thirsty.
01:36Luckily, I know just the trick.
01:38When things get unseasonably hot, I like to get unreasonably hot.
01:45Ta-da!
01:48Wow, thank you, Christina, for that fascinating forecast.
01:53Now, speaking of forecasts, the big game is this Sunday, and they say one of the teams might just be
01:58predicted to win.
01:59With an in-depth look, here is our sports reporter, Regina Harpenter.
02:05Thank you, Katrina. I'm standing here with a ball player who plays ball. How do you feel about tomorrow's race?
02:12You mean the game?
02:15Yes. How quickly are you hoping to finish?
02:19Um, that's not really how it works.
02:22And now, an exclusive sneak peek at my upcoming interview with global pop sensation, Sabrina Carpenter, from this year's Most
02:30Fascinating People special.
02:36Amazing, sweetie. Yes. Okay.
02:40Sabrina Carpenter, it is hard to nail you down.
02:45You know, you shouldn't drink that. It might stunt your growth.
02:49Now that we're here, I have to address the rumors.
02:54You have been accused by the FBI of running a nationwide cult.
02:58Do you deny the allegations?
03:01They're called fans.
03:04It's been said that you coerced them with hypnosis.
03:08Those are pop songs.
03:11That's that me espresso.
03:22See?
03:23Well, that is just a sneak peek of my shocking interview with Sabrina Carpenter.
03:29What a program.
03:30Stay tuned for the full special or pick up Vogue magazine on stands worldwide.
03:44Guys, I'm not going to lie, it's not looking good for us.
03:47The jacket's a bit stiff, so just...
03:50Sorry.
03:51Is that your phone?
03:54This is the worst tasting thing I've ever drank.
03:59See?
04:01Period.
04:03Period.
04:04Perk.
