00:00Kirstie Alley, Things, You Don't Know About Me. It is only if I have a window seat that I will
00:05fly.
00:06Mark Rothko, Edward Manet, and John Singer Sargent are my favorites.
00:10Since I can't afford their paintings, I visit museums. In boredom, I create lives.
00:15My secret fake life is one where I am 20 years old, married to Justin Bieber, and I live with
00:21my parents. We live on a farm, I have sea cup breasts, and we skinny dip in our private limestone
00:26quarry. Since I apparently can't see if the car radios on too loudly, I scream at the top of my
00:32lungs, turn the radio off or I'll crash. Quote, saltwater crocodiles terrify me and give me
00:38nightmares. Horror films are not my cup of tea. I felt like I was dying for a month after watching
00:44Get Out. By the way guys smash that subscribe button and may the beautiful Kirstie Alley rest in peace.
00:51May God bless her soul and thanks for watching.