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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Jason!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:24What?
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:27Apocalypse?
00:00:27You one of them climate change believe in nut jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:00:37Is two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47Five million dollars?
00:01:01Three, yeah!
00:01:07Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:15No!
00:01:17No!
00:01:23Warnings.
00:01:24An extreme cold front.
00:01:26Same.
00:01:27Unperfect.
00:01:28Do not go outside.
00:01:31Do not go outside.
00:01:35No one took the warning seriously.
00:01:37The deep breeze swept across the earth,
00:01:40driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran,
00:01:46had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find.
00:01:51At least now, Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry, you neighbor!
00:02:01So what?
00:02:02Hand over the cans and get lost,
00:02:04or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:18Fuck!
00:02:21Fuck it!
00:02:22Come back here!
00:02:25Fuck it!
00:02:40Fuck it!
00:02:43Fuck it!
00:02:48Fuck it!
00:02:51What is the word?
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?
00:03:00Oh, shit.
00:03:02You actually survive?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was for you.
00:03:14I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So, scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23But Carter?
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?
00:03:36After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:42So juicy.
00:03:44We've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:47We were a bit hungry from going at it, and there's no food around.
00:03:51So we ate your little puppy.
00:03:52You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:08No!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:13How could you?
00:04:17Oh, quit whining, you chud!
00:04:20Relax, it's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know, I'm always opening experiences, Carter Baby.
00:04:30Looks like slow-roasted cuck is on the menu tonight.
00:04:34I never imagined we'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:38If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:49What's going on?
00:04:51Err!
00:04:52Daisy?
00:04:54You're alive!
00:04:55Oh my god!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:18Where's my phone?
00:05:38Is this quantum space?
00:05:41Does that mean I could store countless amounts of food here and it won't ever aspire?
00:05:55Relax, baby.
00:05:57Now, we have quantum space.
00:05:59We're never going to run out of fuel or food ever again.
00:06:02This time, we'll be living it up at home while all those people who betrayed us will be killing themselves
00:06:07over scraps.
00:06:25Now, before the apocalypse comes, I'm going to go all out.
00:06:37We'll be home now.
00:06:39We'll be home soon.
00:06:58What a night, huh, Daisy?
00:07:07Henry, what the hell are you doing here?
00:07:14Come back here, you redneck!
00:07:17How dare you ignore me!
00:07:18Just ignore him, honey.
00:07:20He's just some low-class redneck who's too stupid to go to college, so he chose the army.
00:07:23He doesn't even deserve to be your husband.
00:07:30Laugh while you can't.
00:07:31When the apocalypse comes, I'll be the one laughing.
00:07:34But until then, it's time to make some money.
00:07:41Powerball.
00:07:42Numbers 5, 12, 24, 41, 37, 41, Blue Ball 8.
00:07:47Are you sure this time, sir?
00:07:49You've changed it five times already.
00:07:50Sure as ever.
00:07:56Oh, my God!
00:07:58Sir, congratulations!
00:07:59Thanks, buddy.
00:08:00Here's your tip.
00:08:01Let's go, baby.
00:08:02Let's go stock up on fuel.
00:08:07100 propane tanks?
00:08:08Are you throwing a barbecue on Mars?
00:08:10Or planning to blow up the White House for fuck's sake?
00:08:13If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
00:08:14You're crazy.
00:08:15There's 30 tanks over there, and we'll deliver the rest.
00:08:33I know you're tired, Daisy.
00:08:36I just need one more thing today.
00:08:37Okay, let's go get into the cockpit.
00:08:54Sir, we've installed the most advanced power system, insulation system, and weapon defense system, according to all your requirements.
00:09:01This is the top of the Lionel model in the world, capable of worst-time temperatures as low as minus
00:09:05100 degrees.
00:09:07Good.
00:09:08The money's been sent, plus a little extra.
00:09:11Barry, what is wrong with you?
00:09:13Get the pasta.
00:09:13That truck, esa cosa vieja, is blocking the whole street.
00:09:15You're not doing this, okay?
00:09:17This is not correct.
00:09:17I am HOA president, and I'm ordering you, move it ahora mismo, or I give you tickets.
00:09:21See, I do.
00:09:22The HOA doesn't dictate to me.
00:09:25The apocalypse is coming, and I have to prepare for it.
00:09:28You better stock up yourself.
00:09:32Apocalypse?
00:09:34You one of them climate change-believing nut jobs?
00:09:37I've said it all along.
00:09:38People like Henry who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out.
00:09:42Having this blue-core trash living in our gated community is just backwards.
00:09:47Henry?
00:09:53Henry, are you okay?
00:09:57Did something happen?
00:09:58Do you need my help?
00:10:01Camila, my high school crush.
00:10:03She's always been kind to me.
00:10:04In my past life, after the apocalypse began, she even brought the food to Harry Potter a lot of times.
00:10:11Henry, don't worry.
00:10:12I'll get you to safety.
00:10:13You'll be okay.
00:10:20Henry!
00:10:20Henry, I heard you ran out of food, so I brought you some cans.
00:10:23You're a lifesaver, Camila.
00:10:26Get out of here and don't come back, slut!
00:10:31I joined the military to protect the people like Camila.
00:10:34This time, I'm going to cherish her.
00:10:36I won't ever let her down again.
00:10:37Don't worry, Camila.
00:10:38I'm fine.
00:10:40But listen, you need to stock up on fuel and food as much as you can in the next few
00:10:44days, okay?
00:10:48Oh, if you say so, Henry, I'll do it.
00:10:57Even if I have supplies, I need to make sure they won't be stolen.
00:11:01But I've almost run out of money.
00:11:04Looks like I need to turn to plan B.
00:11:09Five million dollars?
00:11:11Nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before.
00:11:16Five million.
00:11:17Not a penny less.
00:11:19I'm not a bank.
00:11:20If you can't pay back the loan with interest, on time, you'll have to pay an even bigger price.
00:11:27What kind of price?
00:11:47Our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products, but because the spider gang always keeps
00:11:52its word.
00:11:53If you default on the loan, you'll become one of them.
00:11:58Listen to that beautiful sound.
00:12:00I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker.
00:12:03Sounds like a kidney.
00:12:04Look, you'll get every penny.
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money.
00:12:13When the apocalypse comes, we'll see how arrogant you crooks are.
00:12:16You can die for hypothermia.
00:12:18I'll kill you myself.
00:12:29Henry, that guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend.
00:12:34Honest.
00:12:36Where have you been?
00:12:37I've missed you.
00:12:39What do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas.
00:12:43I was just going to ask for a little more.
00:12:45What do I look like?
00:12:46A walking ATM?
00:12:48You're not getting any money from me.
00:12:50Are you broke?
00:12:51Seriously?
00:12:52You can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:54What kind of man are you?
00:12:57What kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:00You're a fucking asshole.
00:13:02You're not even...
00:13:04I want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09Are you insane, Henry?
00:13:11Can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:13Do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in?
00:13:15You're crazy.
00:13:16I've had enough.
00:13:17I want a divorce right now.
00:13:19Cool.
00:13:21Let's divorce.
00:13:22Don't go back on your word.
00:13:25You...
00:13:25You crazy poor bastard!
00:13:27Don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you!
00:13:30Sir, that will cost a lot of money.
00:13:32We don't have enough transportation to deliver it all to you.
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I have the money and I have the transportation.
00:13:40You can come over now.
00:13:59It's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory.
00:14:25Henry, that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket.
00:14:31But he wouldn't give me any money!
00:14:34You must be Henry, Anna's useless husband?
00:14:36It seems you've forgotten your place.
00:14:39You're a bottom feeder, buddy.
00:14:41Now hand over your illegal gains or I'll show you no mercy.
00:14:47Oh, great.
00:14:48What do you want?
00:14:50Listen.
00:14:51I'm your wife's lover.
00:14:53If you know what's good for you, give the money to Anna or else you'll regret it.
00:15:11You crazy moron.
00:15:13How dare you hit Sweet Carter?
00:15:15He's the heir to Ironclad Energy, the oil giant.
00:15:18Do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:20I'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid.
00:15:24In a few days, when the apocalypse comes, all that money will be worth squat.
00:15:34Oh, my God.
00:15:37Oh, my God.
00:15:44Scared now?
00:15:45Compared to Carter, you're nothing.
00:15:48You keep talking about apocalypse, but the only apocalypse happening is yours.
00:15:55Shoot him, babe.
00:15:56Took your chick.
00:15:57Now I'm gonna take your life.
00:15:58Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or I'll send you to hell.
00:16:01I'm afraid.
00:16:03Hell's fully booked at the moment.
00:16:05Two dipshits.
00:16:07Must have took my place.
00:16:32The best military-grade defense equipment money can buy.
00:16:35Fully operational.
00:16:37Fully under my command.
00:16:39Think carefully about your next mission.
00:16:41Crazy bastard.
00:16:42I'll kill you!
00:16:43Do it.
00:17:08You!
00:17:09Just wait, you bastard!
00:17:10This isn't over!
00:17:13Finally, after a week of hard work, my house is now an invincible fortress.
00:17:19It can keep warm, withstand explosions, and recycle energy.
00:17:51Carter, ironclad energy.
00:17:53Carter, ironclad energy.
00:17:54Carter, ironclad energy.
00:17:54I just happen to be short of oil.
00:17:56Time to teach this scumbag a lesson.
00:18:24This much oil will last for generations.
00:18:28It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe.
00:18:41Everything is finally in place.
00:18:44Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse.
00:18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled.
00:18:50Oil depots across the country are full, and we can supply the military with sufficient
00:18:54quantities at any time.
00:19:05Carter, it seems your goods are selling very well.
00:19:09Breaking overnight, Ironclack Energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach at one of its major oil
00:19:14storage depots.
00:19:15Food oil valued in the hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace.
00:19:20This is just the beginning.
00:19:22The real reckoning hasn't even started yet.
00:19:37Huh, no way.
00:19:38Don't tell me.
00:19:39Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:46Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:58What is happening?
00:20:00What is happening?
00:20:02What is happening?
00:20:21Camilla?
00:20:25Camilla?
00:20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately.
00:20:30Buy enough firewood to keep warm.
00:20:32Take care of yourself.
00:20:33Take care of yourself.
00:20:34Thank you, Henry.
00:20:36You take care, too.
00:20:37Henry, you're insane.
00:20:38It's winter.
00:20:39Isn't it normal to snow?
00:20:40So stop scaring people everywhere.
00:20:43But look what the weather bureau said.
00:20:44This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation with no extreme risks.
00:20:48Online rumors are not true.
00:20:50Yeah, the governor said everything is normal.
00:20:53If you keep trying to scare people, I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental
00:20:56hospital.
00:20:58Don't pay attention to them, Henry.
00:21:00I believe you.
00:21:04I want to clearly inform all citizens again that the so-called extreme cold apocalypse is
00:21:11pure nonsense.
00:21:12Don't listen to those climate crazies.
00:21:15I can personally guarantee everything is completely normal.
00:21:22What?
00:21:23What?
00:21:23What?
00:21:23How could this happen?
00:21:24How could this happen?
00:21:25Henry was right.
00:21:26The apocalypse is really here.
00:21:41It's about to begin.
00:21:43System, activate defense mode.
00:21:44Defense mode activated.
00:22:12My car!
00:22:17I tried to warn you, but you did want to listen. I can't help it now. Everything that's happening, I've
00:22:22seen it before. Hail tsunamis.
00:22:25It's a tsunami.
00:22:27It's a reason you fend for yourselves.
00:22:49Fuck. Why is it so cold?
00:23:02This damn window!
00:23:04What's wrong?
00:23:11No. Was Henry right? Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:17Impossible. Some dumb army boy too stupid for college couldn't predict something like this?
00:23:24Everything will be fine after this cold goes out.
00:23:31Let's get out of here!
00:23:35I can't take it anymore. My house has been smashed to pieces. There's no water or electricity and I can't
00:23:41keep warm at all.
00:23:43I'll freeze to death if this lasts another day.
00:23:46I'm out of food. I don't know how much longer I can last.
00:23:50It's that jinx Henry's fault. Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day.
00:23:56And now it's really here.
00:23:59I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last years.
00:24:02Then let's go find him. We can ask him for food. If he says no, we'll take it by force.
00:24:06Yes! Yeah!
00:24:08Okay! Go!
00:24:17It smells so good!
00:24:20It's Henry! He's actually barbecuing!
00:24:25Henry, give us some of what you're cooking, man.
00:24:28We're starving here.
00:24:30Henry, as the hallway president, I order you to share your food with us.
00:24:32Yes! Bring it over for us to eat! We need food!
00:24:37Yes!
00:24:37You can't be so selfish!
00:24:46This is my food. Why should I give it to you?
00:24:48And by the way, your HOA means Jack.
00:24:52Now get off my property.
00:24:53You selfish bastard! Your wife is standing right here. How can you bear to see her freeze and starve?
00:24:57What kind of husband are you?
00:24:58Yeah, Henry? Did you forget I'm your wife? How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:04Wife?
00:25:07You haven't been my wife for a long time.
00:25:14What are you talking about? I am your wife!
00:25:18You're such a selfish person, abandoning me over a plate of food!
00:25:23I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible!
00:25:26I'm so sorry, Anna!
00:25:28Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour, defending our freedom, you were here cheating on me with Carter.
00:25:34Did you remember you were my wife then?
00:25:37When you begged me for money, I didn't have you call me a poor bastard.
00:25:40Did you remember that you were my wife?
00:25:42How dare you even speak to me like this!
00:25:46So, Anna is Carter's mistress?
00:25:48She cheated on Henry behind his back!
00:25:50You two are disgusting!
00:25:54Enough of this crap!
00:25:56Open the door, Henry!
00:25:58We're all neighbors here!
00:26:01Let us in!
00:26:03Yes!
00:26:04We're all good neighbors, we...
00:26:06Should help each other!
00:26:10Good neighbors?
00:26:12Help each other?
00:26:14Bullshit!
00:26:23Hey, Bob! You knocked over my fence, could you pick it back up?
00:26:27Do it yourself, lazy ass!
00:26:29Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls when you were off playing toy soldiers?
00:26:41You crazy mutt! I oughta kill you!
00:26:43Hey, what the hell are you doing?
00:26:45What do you mean lawn height is too low non-complianted?
00:26:48Are you messing with me?
00:26:49It's a $1,000 fine, I added extra because your dog is so damn ugly!
00:26:53If you don't pay it, we'll come to take your house!
00:27:01You all treated me terribly, judged me, called me crazy, even my dog!
00:27:08Do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then?
00:27:11Get out of here!
00:27:15Henry, you selfish bastard!
00:27:18If you won't save us, we'll save ourselves!
00:27:26You wanna be unreasonable?
00:27:28Then I'll smash your door down, how's that?
00:27:32Smash his door!
00:27:33Smash his door!
00:27:34Smash his door!
00:27:44Go ahead, smash it down!
00:27:51Hmph, what kind of steel is this?
00:27:54I couldn't even make a dent!
00:27:56Take your time!
00:27:57I'll go roast some more chicken wings!
00:28:01Smug little asshole!
00:28:03I'll get my chainsaw, that should do the job!
00:28:16I'll give you one last chance, Henry!
00:28:19Open the door now!
00:28:20And we'll spare your life when we get in!
00:28:22We saw the door open ourselves, you're dead!
00:28:25Go ahead, this should be fun!
00:28:26Whoa!
00:28:30Oh, Henry, you really thought you were above us?
00:28:34When we get in, you're dead!
00:28:41Huh?
00:28:42What's going on?
00:28:43There's not even a mark!
00:28:45I don't know.
00:28:46The teeth are almost completely worn out.
00:28:48Hmph.
00:29:07This is aerospace-grade material, even a grenade couldn't break it.
00:29:11But please, try your hardest.
00:29:15Give it here!
00:29:26Defense mode activated.
00:29:29Full power on.
00:29:40This crazy bastard!
00:29:42He installed high-voltage electricity on the door!
00:29:47Listen, let's rush over together and ram this door!
00:29:50With this many people, it won't do anything, and we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges!
00:29:54Come on!
00:30:06Oh, you've worked so hard.
00:30:09Unfortunately, you're all brain-dead morons.
00:30:16One more time, guys!
00:30:19You're boring me now.
00:30:20I don't have time to play with you all day.
00:30:22If anyone comes closer, I'll turn you all into roasted assholes.
00:30:33Henry, honey, I love you!
00:30:34I missed you!
00:30:36Please, just take me back!
00:30:37I'll make it up to you!
00:30:38I'll do anything!
00:30:44If I open the door now, you'll let Carter and those thugs in, and then eat me and Daisy alive.
00:30:48This isn't my first rodeo, you know?
00:30:50No, I would never!
00:30:51I swear!
00:30:54Liar!
00:30:55Even Daisy hates you!
00:30:57Get out of here and don't come back!
00:31:01Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life!
00:31:05Just you wait!
00:31:06I'll kill you with my own hand!
00:31:08Hmm.
00:31:16That asshole, I'll make him pay for that.
00:31:19So this is what being the Iron Energy here gets you.
00:31:22It's a nice place, I gotta say.
00:31:24Shame about the cold.
00:31:29Leader of the Spider Gang, right?
00:31:31What do you want?
00:31:33We've run out of supplies.
00:31:34Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you.
00:31:37But looking at your situation, you look worse off than us.
00:31:41We have nothing left.
00:31:44Nothing?
00:31:46Don't sell yourself short.
00:31:48The two of you could feed us for weeks.
00:31:51No! Please don't!
00:31:52I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies!
00:31:54I can take you to him!
00:31:56Please, just don't hurt us!
00:32:00Oh, really?
00:32:06If you're lying, you know it's gonna happen, right?
00:32:08Take me to him.
00:32:10Now!
00:32:20We have guests.
00:32:26This Henry dude is a pussy.
00:32:29We can break through this kind of defense like nothing.
00:32:37Look how scared you are.
00:32:40Like taking candy from a baby!
00:32:42Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:51What?
00:32:54How is this possible?
00:32:56They're my best men!
00:33:13You're men didn't stand a chance, John.
00:33:16And neither do you.
00:33:19Wait!
00:33:21The Henry they talked about...
00:33:23It's you?
00:33:28You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:31Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket.
00:33:35Otherwise, I'll gut you like a pig and feed you to my dog.
00:33:39It seems you're missing the bigger picture here.
00:33:41Let me fill you in.
00:33:43I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier.
00:33:45If you know what's good for you, you'd run on back to your little headquarters and apologize for making a
00:33:48sense.
00:33:49Oh, shut it!
00:33:50I bet you were just fighting against farmers!
00:33:52How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang!
00:33:55You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:57The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse.
00:33:59We run the show around here.
00:34:01Let me give you a taste of that power.
00:34:03Henry, you asked for this!
00:34:05Go to hell!
00:34:07You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:09Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:34:12Big talk for a man who's about to die.
00:34:15Fire!
00:34:25He's finished now!
00:34:29Dumbass asked for it.
00:34:31Come on, let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse.
00:34:44What?!
00:34:44You're kidding me!
00:34:46What is this door made of?!
00:34:53My turn.
00:34:58You coward!
00:34:59Come out and face us like a man!
00:35:01Yeah.
00:35:02What kind of man are you?
00:35:05You only have a shotgun.
00:35:06We've got over a dozen people.
00:35:08You can't kill us all.
00:35:09If you have the balls, come out and fight me hand to hand.
00:35:12If you win, I won't ever come back.
00:35:14You have my word.
00:35:15How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:16As soon as I step out this door, your men will rush me.
00:35:19Sure enough, I was right.
00:35:20You are a pussy.
00:35:22Guess I've been cooped up alone for so many days I'm starting to get bored.
00:35:26Besides, you can use the exercise.
00:35:34Don't worry, Daisy. I'll be back in a minute.
00:35:39Alright, maybe you do have a set of balls.
00:35:41You idiot!
00:35:42Better hurry up and beg John for mercy!
00:35:45You're just a useless redneck!
00:35:47You think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible?
00:35:50John is the most feared gangster in the city.
00:35:52You have no idea how powerful he is!
00:36:02If you beat me, I'll give you half of my supplies.
00:36:05If you lose, you'll never come near my house for the rest of your life.
00:36:09Deal?
00:36:10It's a deal!
00:36:11It's a deal! Come on!
00:36:23It's a deal! Come on!
00:36:24Come on!
00:36:29Tired already?
00:36:31Shame. I was looking forward to a good fight.
00:36:33John was just testing you! This is just the beginning!
00:36:36You're about to go down!
00:36:38Is that true, John?
00:36:40You little bitch, you're dead!
00:36:46John!
00:36:47John!
00:36:49John!
00:36:49John!
00:36:52John!
00:36:53John!
00:36:54Henry is just trying to act tough!
00:36:56John's definitely got this!
00:36:58Those supplies are ours!
00:37:07Give up!
00:37:08Hand over the supplies!
00:37:10Then kneel down and beg for mercy!
00:37:18Next time you hit him, Delta Force, you better run.
00:37:21Now get out of here. Don't come back.
00:37:23Get him!
00:37:25Grab his food!
00:37:27System, have the drone set off some fireworks.
00:37:44System, have the drone set off some fireworks.
00:38:05Grow!
00:38:10Awww!
00:38:11Awww!
00:38:15Awww!
00:38:15The�!
00:38:16Awww!
00:38:18Awww!
00:38:19Al!
00:38:21Awww!
00:38:22Awww!
00:38:28that guy is crazy did you send me here to try and get me killed i'll kill you with that
00:38:33no please i would never
00:38:46if he doesn't show up i'll chop you up myself
00:39:00henry help they're going to kill me
00:39:05listen up you bastard if you want to save her come up to the black market bring enough food for
00:39:09everyone otherwise willy will deliver her head right to your doorstep the black market i know
00:39:15where that is daisy let's go
00:39:25camilla hold on i won't ever let them hurt you
00:39:40welcome to today's black market auction our first item today is the sexy beauty camilla from the
00:39:45suburbs if you bid for her you can do anything you want to her including eating her
00:39:58such fine piece of ass is a rare commodity in the black market these days
00:40:03naturally she'll fetch a high price starting bid 50 pounds of flour
00:40:14the law doesn't mean anything here sugar tails but you've got a bit of fight in you you seem like
00:40:18a fun time the starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour 100 pounds of flour 150 pounds
00:40:24150 pounds this is exciting any more bids 200 pounds don't worry guys after i get her i'll make
00:40:31sure i live stream all the fun i have until she's completely up that way you all can watch
00:40:36always the creative one sir 300 pounds she'll be my private toy i'm not losing this one guys 300
00:40:44pounds of flour that's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room you know a gold bar can only
00:40:49buy a few pounds of flour now you're more valuable than gold you should feel flattered
00:40:56no stop someone save me please 300 pounds going once going twice
00:41:08help help help 300 pounds three times sold to i bid 1 000 pounds of flour
00:41:41don't worry camilla i'm coming
00:41:51henry i don't remember your name being on the guest list you don't need to care
00:41:571 000 pounds of flour for the girl now do we have a deal
00:42:00who the hell are you daring to compete with me the owner of walk art supermarket mr smith please don't
00:42:06argue with this nobody we'll kick him out right away he's overestimating himself 1 000 pounds of flour
00:42:13that's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars this guy clearly doesn't have it
00:42:17of course hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies ridden mutt out
00:42:25people really know how to underestimate a common man you must think you're still living before the
00:42:29apocalypse if you really have 1 000 pounds of flour everyone here would treat you with the utmost
00:42:34respect and that seat would be yours if no one has heard of your name i can only assume you're
00:42:38some
00:42:38drug-filled lunatic looking for attention and for that we show no mercy
00:43:00you really have no idea what i'm capable of do you
00:43:16it's real where did this bastard get so much flour i say he must have been lucky and found it
00:43:22in some
00:43:22abandoned warehouse i never heard of this guy until now face it you can't compete with me
00:43:29better stop bidding you think you're great just because you stole little flour we're old money let me
00:43:37give you a taste of my inventory
00:43:51mr smith these are all scarce goods treasures among treasures they're much more valuable than flour are you
00:43:57sure you want to use all of them to buy some it's not about the slut it's about making a
00:44:02point
00:44:02i want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is you're actually proud of that measly little
00:44:08thing the apocalypse really hit you hard huh you can't be serious this amount of inventory is unheard
00:44:15of nowadays who do you think you are you think you can still compete watch me
00:44:48now does anyone else want to challenge me
00:44:54henry
00:44:55henry wins the first item
00:45:08thank you henry
00:45:15let's go home carmilla
00:45:21what a wonderful performance
00:45:26unfortunately you don't mess with me and get away with it you won't be walking out that door today
00:45:34you you're the one who took camilla here right
00:45:37actually this was your wife's idea i have to say she knows you well this trick worked wonders
00:45:42now any last words
00:45:45i knew you were having an affair with that little
00:45:48bitch get on your knees and apologize to me and john before he kills you first of all there's nothing
00:45:55going on between me and her second you as my wife cheated on me while i was deployed
00:46:00how dare you even say that to me you useless
00:46:02you useless bitch
00:46:06henry it's all my fault they used me to get to you don't worry camilla these people can't hurt us
00:46:34what are you waiting for fire kill them
00:46:46i'm fine don't worry camilla i'll take you home okay
00:46:49hold on tight stop him stop
00:46:56you losers what are you doing
00:47:00the rest of you execute plan b
00:47:06henry if it weren't for you i would have died there
00:47:08i don't know how to thank you don't worry camilla you've always been so kind to me
00:47:13i couldn't let that happen to you
00:47:21henry look behind
00:47:39go to hell henry
00:47:50shh
00:48:01go to hell
00:48:04system take the wheel
00:48:07autopilot activated
00:48:26this idiot is going to get himself killed shoot him
00:48:38machine gun
00:48:47oh
00:48:58damn it you won't get rid of me that easy
00:49:19go to hell
00:49:22go to hell
00:49:23you first
00:49:31Bastard! How can some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:37I am the king of this apocalypse. Don't you forget it.
00:50:04Oh my god, you have so much amazing food. Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:17I'm sorry, I haven't eaten properly in so long. I can repay you, Henry, I promise.
00:50:24Don't be silly. Eat your fill. Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:51:01How is everything?
00:51:05Perfect.
00:51:05Perfect.
00:51:26What?
00:51:26Last night was the best sleep I've had since the apocalypse began. I just feel so lucky to have met
00:51:31you.
00:51:37Henry! We're starving! Open the door! Please!
00:51:41We were wrong before! We shouldn't have smashed your door! Please, give us some food!
00:51:45We'll eat anything. Expired rotten. I don't care!
00:51:48Save us!
00:51:50So hot. So hot.
00:51:57Henry, I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia. If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:52:01They used to laugh at me and belittle me. I will never save them. They deserve this.
00:52:05They're barely even human at this point. They'll do anything completely.
00:52:15Forward, forward, forward.
00:52:49If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate at
00:52:55the world.
00:52:56When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:13The cold wave ends.
00:53:16The cold wave ends!
00:53:23The cold wave ends!
00:53:26The cold wave ends!
00:53:44General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time.
00:53:47Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies, but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
00:53:52I doubt they could rival our army.
00:53:54Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot.
00:53:57After all, we have his wife.
00:54:12They're coming from my house.
00:54:14This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:19Let's go to the basement.
00:54:20System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:34Henry, know you're in there.
00:54:36The army has you surrounded.
00:54:38Hand over all the food.
00:54:39Otherwise, you, your wife, and anyone else inside will die.
00:54:44Henry, honey, please save me.
00:54:46I was really wrong.
00:54:47Please give them the food.
00:54:49They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:03That woman.
00:55:04She hasn't been my wife for a long time.
00:55:07Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:08Stupid corpse.
00:55:11Shut it, will you?
00:55:14General Mason speaking.
00:55:16I'll give you one last chance.
00:55:18Open the door and hand over the food.
00:55:21Otherwise, this slut gets it.
00:55:23Wait, you're that General Mason?
00:55:25The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire company of soldiers killed?
00:55:31I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:33No!
00:55:34This is all fake news.
00:55:35Who gave you that information?
00:55:37If you have the guts to fight, come in.
00:55:40But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:44Scared?
00:55:45Watch this!
00:55:46Attack!
00:56:03Damn it!
00:56:04Why didn't you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:06Ah!
00:56:11Drive in!
00:56:26Ah!
00:56:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:56:29His fortress is nothing!
00:56:31I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time!
00:56:44If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:49No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:55I'm staying with you.
00:57:21Henry!
00:57:22Where are you, you little bitch?
00:57:23Come out now and beg for mercy!
00:57:25Maybe we'll kill you quickly!
00:57:26Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid.
00:57:28If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:56I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:58I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:59Come on!
00:58:01Come on!
00:58:11Damn this little rent!
00:58:12I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:13Let me go flush him out.
00:58:22Found him.
00:58:26Come out, beauty.
00:58:36Go!
00:58:36Go!
00:58:43Go!
00:59:11Damn it!
00:59:12Where are all your supplies? There's nothing here!
00:59:16Now where's the fun in telling you?
00:59:18He got my hand. Let me kill him.
00:59:21We have an army, and you're all alone.
00:59:25Did you really think we couldn't kill you?
00:59:27Try it. You can't do anything to me.
01:00:10Why did you kill me?
01:00:15Who the hell are you?
01:00:19Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, First Special Forces Operational Distroach Delta,
01:00:25served ten years in the Middle East, seven direct action deployments,
01:00:29three high-value target extractors, one silver star, two bronze stars with valor,
01:00:34and one purple heart. Call sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:38What? You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:44So you're not a loser? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:48He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh, shit!
01:00:54Look! I knew he could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:59I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you!
01:01:03You must know I was deceived by this Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:08Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you.
01:01:11Time I get some good karma.
01:01:27Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:34Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die!
01:01:37I'll do anything. I'll be your slave. I'll wash your dog, shave your back, anything!
01:01:42Pathetic.
01:01:43Anna, this is the man you left me for?
01:01:46You sure? You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:58Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:02:04I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:07You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:10Killing you would dirty my knife.
01:02:12I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:17Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:19Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:20No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:23Henry, please come back!
01:02:27Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:32If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better!
01:02:36I was so stupid!
01:02:40What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:41Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:43Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:47Our new house?
01:02:48You heard me.
01:02:49There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:52I can build us something there, then we can start again, together.
01:02:55Cool, cool!
01:02:59I'll be there.
01:03:00Bye!
01:03:01Bye!
01:03:02Bye!