00:01Sleepaway camp, where all your problems melt away.
00:04Us camp people are just different.
00:06I miss you, Neil.
00:07I miss you, too.
00:09We snuggle, we cry with pride.
00:11Have you ever been to camp?
00:13No, Max.
00:14They did not have Jewish summer camp in Korea.
00:16Well, then the fuck do you know?
00:20There is nothing waiting for us back home.
00:24What if we never went home?
00:26You're talking dirty, little man, and I like it.
00:30When the course is clear, we execute our escape.
00:33The only staff left on site tomorrow will be Bob.
00:36You've been here for, what, eight, nine summers?
00:39Twenty-six years.
00:40Do not fuck this up.
00:42He just eye-fucked me through the binoculars!
00:44I'm a child, Bob!
00:50If we pull this off, we're gonna spend the rest of our lives at camp.
00:55We're over-the-pants handjobs. We're literally invented.
00:58OTPHJs.
00:59So hoist up with John Deese.
01:01You wanna know how this ends?
01:02We have a match.
01:03And win, you lose.
01:05Call for the captain of Shaw.
01:06Let me go home.
01:08You're never gonna find us, Bob.
01:09Let me go home.
01:11Make it get out, Robby!
01:12Make it get!
01:13Yeah, yeah!
01:14I feel so broke up.
01:16I want to go home.
01:18I want to go home.
01:20I want to go home.
01:20I want to go home.
01:22I want to go home.
01:22Is he dead?
01:23Oh, my God.
01:24Oh, my God.
01:25Let me go home.
01:26Let me go home.
01:26Whatever you're running away from, this thing you ain't gonna fix it.
01:30We are not turning back.
01:31Let go home.
01:32No.
01:33You and I aren't that different.
01:39I bet in another life, we could have been friends.
01:42And in another life, maybe my parents would like each other.
01:45And I would have a four-inch dick.
01:47I want to go home.
01:49I want to go home.
01:50I want to go home.
01:50What's second base?
01:51First base, kissing with tongue.
01:53Second base, tits out, no bulge.
01:55Third base, you lick her butthole, and then you have dinner with her parents.
01:59Did you do that?
01:59I want to go home.
02:01Ah!
