00:04Welcome to the essence of saffron. I'm glad you could join us today. He was voted world's greatest chef five
00:11years in a row. Mr. Jordan Saffron. Jordan, how are you, man? It's supposed to be fantastic food. Anything on
00:18this guy's menu is phenomenal. And he's got the world's biggest ego. Women have orgasms when they eat my food.
00:26Hey, Jordan, it's me. I just wanted to know when you're here.
00:30You're coming home because you haven't been home in like 12 hours. Have you ever partied with a chef? I'm
00:36the best chef in the world. I'm the king of the world. But this rock star chef is about to
00:41hit rock bottom. How the hell did you ever lose your taste buds, for God's sake? It's a bit chewy.
00:48Oh, chewy. This tastes like la poop. Apparently it's a one in a hundred million chance, but I was that
00:56one. How does this happen? Gradually all of a sudden.
01:00It was kind of all of a sudden. He'll do anything to get it all back. What the hell are
01:05you doing, saffron? I don't know if I can do this. All of your food has always been tasteless. Don't
01:10think you can get away from me. Are you okay? I'm good. You know, he did hurt my pinky toe.
01:15Oh, shit. Starring Sergio Myers. I've never experienced anything like this. Zippity-doodle. Here's our partnership. I'm done with you.
01:23I've had it. Then get out. Are you out of your fucking mind? I live here.
01:27With Steve Sharipa. Rosemary. I banged a broad name, Rosemary, last night.
01:32What's that in your back pocket? Nothing. What is this? Oh, saffron. I really don't know where they came from.
01:39Oh, you don't really know where they came from. Of course you fucking know where they came from.
01:42And Rachel Hunter. Does every single girl from Australia act like this? I'm from New Zealand.
01:50Jordan's saffron. Taste this.
01:53This is not a real pizza. Put it back and make it again.
01:56What do you know? I've cooked in the best five-star restaurant.
01:58Yeah, you're fired.
