00:00You were here first, sir. Did you also want that cake?
00:02Oh my god. He's so handsome!
00:06Grandma always said running into beautiful people brings good luck.
00:09Is my bad day about to turn around?
00:12You can see me?
00:13Miss, what are you talking about? What man?
00:18Him.
00:18Miss, you're kind of freaking me out. There's no one else here.
00:24You're freaking me out. He's standing right there.
00:27You can't miss him.
00:28He's... tall, dark, and very handsome.
00:37You really can't see me.
00:39It's been 2,000 years since anyone has seen me.
00:42You said it's your birthday.
00:45Were you also born at the ninth hour?
00:51Woo!
00:58Good thing I took a taxi.
01:01The subway is faster.
01:08Saw your address on your termination letter.
01:12That's actually very logical of you, but still, why are you following me?
01:15I'm just your regular office drone, stuck in the rat race, just trying to get by.
01:19I wasn't trying to cut in line, I swear.
01:21It's my birthday, and I just wanted to celebrate.
01:23Please don't haunt me.
01:25I'll buy you a new cake.
01:27Then you can go to heaven, right?
01:31No, I don't...
01:32You don't want cake?
01:33Oh, wrong religion?
01:35Do you need money?
01:36A coin to pass the river Styx?
01:38Here.
01:38I may be broke, but I've still got spare change for a ghost.
01:42No, I'm trying to say that I'm not a ghost.
01:46I'm immortal.
01:472,000 years ago, I was cursed to walk the earth, invisible to all mortals, except for you.
01:552,000 years?
01:57That's around the time of the Roman Empire, isn't it?
02:00Did they have designer coats in ancient Rome?
02:06You must have skipped world history.
02:07I brought your box here.
02:09That means I can change my own clothes, right?
02:12Anyways, what do you want with me?
02:13I'm no one special.
02:14You are.
02:15You must be.
02:17You're the only person who has seen me in two millennia.
02:19You can help me break my curse.
02:23Stay back.
02:24Also, statistically, there's no way I'm the only one who can see you.
02:27There are 8.3 billion people on earth.
02:31Even if I spent the last 2,000 years searching among billions of people, excluding births and deaths,
02:36I'd still have to check 7,000 people every day.
02:40And I did try.
02:43I really did.
02:48No, I can't give in.
02:50This isn't real.
02:51He's a ghost.
02:53You wanted to know my time of birth, right?
02:56Well, back up, and I'll tell you.
02:59You said ninth hour, right?
03:01Well, I wasn't born at 9, 9 a.m. or p.m.
03:04No, that'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards.
03:09Were you born at 3 o'clock?
03:14That's my exact time of birth.
03:16How did you know?
03:18It is you.
03:20Stay back!
03:22I'm warning you, we've got machines that capture ghost particles now.
03:25What?
03:26Yeah, ghost particles for ghosts, like you.
03:28So back up before I call them.
03:30They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you.
03:33Then, you can't go to heaven.
03:35Ghost particles?
03:36As in neutrinos?
03:38Those aren't really from ghosts.
03:40They're just subatomic particles.
03:49What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
03:56I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire or the Victorian era.
04:00You better leave before I call an exorcist!
04:30See if you can get in now, ghost.
04:42You think those little trinkets will keep me out?
04:45Remember?
04:46The Romans killed Jesus.
04:52Crap!
04:53What gods did the Romans believe in again?
04:59Okay, pagan!
05:01Wait, how did they exorcise ghosts?
05:13Okay, time's up!
05:15Be gone, foul ghost!
05:17There are starving people in this world.
05:19You shouldn't waste food.
05:20Damn it!
05:24How's this, creep?
05:25Go!
05:26Away!
05:26I'd stop that if I were you.
05:28Shut the hell up!
05:29Put your bangs around at 3 freaking AM!
05:34Ugh!
05:34Just leave already, you stupid ghost!
05:38But I'm not a ghost.
05:39I'm just a man.
05:40A man who doesn't want to be forgotten by this world.
05:49Ugh!
05:50Why won't he just leave?
05:53Grandma always said,
05:54when all else fails, use salt.
05:56At least he can't get inside now.
06:00Wait.
06:01What about my box?
06:03No, it's probably all a dream.
06:05Yeah, he'll be gone in the morning.
06:12She'll be back for you tomorrow.
06:15And I'll be back for her.
06:21Is this his umbrella?
06:22But if he's a ghost,
06:23how am I able to touch it?
06:26I'm immortal.
06:27Immortal?
06:29Is he telling the truth?
06:31Whatever.
06:32At least he's gone.
06:35Lana!
06:36When are you going to hand over the house?
06:38That old hag's gone now.
06:41What did you just call my grandma?
06:43Also, she left the house to me in her will.
06:46Her will?
06:47That's why you kept visiting her in the hospital, huh?
06:49No, it's because I actually cared.
06:51I asked for help, but you kept saying you were busy.
06:53Oh, poor you.
06:54Look, she raised you,
06:55so it's only right that you take care of her.
06:56I was busy.
06:59Why did grandma have to raise me, huh?
07:01Dad's alive, but where was he, Martha?
07:05Oh, get over yourself.
07:06Daddy loves me more.
07:08All you do is nag.
07:09No wonder he abandoned you.
07:11Bella, darling, be nice.
07:12But according to the law,
07:14your father should technically get first inheritance rights.
07:18The locksmith's almost here.
07:20You can't just change my locks.
07:22We can, and we will.
07:40I'm calling the police.
07:43Go ahead and try, brat.
07:52He's back.
07:55Over here.
07:56Change the locks.
08:09Over here.
08:10Change the locks.
08:22This is my house now.
08:24No!
08:25It's grandma's.
08:27You can't do this.
08:28You'll destroy her memories.
08:30They say the best revenge is not to be like your enemy.
08:33One shouldn't sink so low.
08:35But sometimes, the punishment of criminals should be proportionate to their crimes.
08:43Grandma!
08:44Drone sang about it.
08:44Come on.
08:46What are you going to do today?
08:49Oh!
08:52What do you think?
