00:00He's so handsome!
00:02Grandma always said running into beautiful people brings good luck.
00:05Is my bad day about to turn around?
00:08You can see me?
00:10Miss, what are you talking about?
00:12What man?
00:24Him.
00:25Miss, you're kind of freaking me out.
00:27There's no one else here.
00:32You're freaking me out.
00:33He's standing right there.
00:37You can't miss him.
00:40Tall, dark and very handsome.
00:54You really can see me.
00:56It's been 2000 years since anyone has seen me.
00:59Hey, you said it's your birthday.
01:02Were you also born at the ninth hour?
01:09Ghost!
01:21Good thing I took a taxi.
01:27Even ghosts can't beat a car.
01:29And there's no way he'd know my address.
01:31Yeah, logic.
01:34The subway is faster.
01:43Saw your address on your termination letter.
01:47That's actually very logical of you but still, why are you following me?
01:51I'm just your regular office drone stuck in the rat race just trying to get by.
01:55Why?
01:56I wasn't trying to cut in line.
01:57I swear.
01:58It's my birthday.
01:59And I just wanted to celebrate.
02:00Please don't haunt me.
02:02I'll buy you a new cake.
02:04Then you can go to heaven, right?
02:09No, I don't.
02:10You don't want cake?
02:11Oh, wrong religion?
02:13Do you need money?
02:14A coin to pass the river Styx?
02:16Here.
02:16I may be broke but I've still got spare change for a ghost.
02:20No, I'm trying to say that I'm not a ghost.
02:25I'm immortal.
02:262,000 years ago, I was cursed to walk the earth.
02:30Invisible to all mortals.
02:33Except for you.
02:352,000 years?
02:37That's around the time of the Roman Empire, isn't it?
02:41Did they have designer coats in ancient Rome?
02:46You must have skipped world history.
02:48I brought your box here.
02:50That means I can change my own clothes, right?
02:53Anyways, what do you want with me?
02:54I'm no one special.
02:56You are.
02:57You must be.
02:58You're the only person who has seen me in two millennia.
03:01You can help me break my curse.
03:05Stay back.
03:07Also, statistically, there's no way I'm the only one who can see you.
03:10There are 8.3 billion people on earth.
03:14Even if I spent the last 2,000 years searching among billions of people
03:18with excluding births and death sleep.
03:20I'd still have to check 7,000 people every day and...
03:25I did try.
03:27I really did.
03:32No.
03:33I can't give in.
03:34This isn't real.
03:35He's a ghost.
03:38You wanted to know my time of birth, right?
03:41Well, back up and I'll tell you.
03:44You said ninth hour, right?
03:47Well, I wasn't born at 9 a.m. or p.m.
03:51No.
03:52That'd be roughly 3 to 4 p.m. by today's standards.
03:55Were you born at 3 o'clock?
04:01That's my exact time of birth.
04:03How did you know?
04:06It is you.
04:07Stay back!
04:10I'm warning you.
04:11We've got machines that capture ghost particles now.
04:14What?
04:14Yeah.
04:15Ghost particles.
04:16For ghosts.
04:16Like you.
04:17So back up before I call them.
04:18They'll suck you up in some otherworldly vacuum
04:20and run all sorts of crazy experiments on you.
04:22Then you can't go to heaven!
04:24Ghost particles?
04:25As in Neutrunios?
04:27Those aren't really from ghosts.
04:29They're just subatomic particles.
04:40What would an ancient ghost know about advanced physics?
04:47I don't care if you're a ghost from the Roman Empire
04:50or the Victorian era.
04:51You better leave before I call an exorcist!
05:23Huh.
05:24See if you can get in now, ghost.
05:37You think those little trinkets will keep me out?
05:40Remember?
05:42The Romans killed Jesus.
05:49What?
05:49Crap.
05:49What gods did the Romans believe in again?
05:56Okay pagan.
05:57Wait.
05:58How did they exorcise ghosts?
06:00ghosts okay time's up be gone foul ghost there are starving people in this world you shouldn't
06:18waste food damn it how's this creep go away i'd stop that if i were you
06:33ah just leave already you stupid ghost
06:38but i'm not a ghost i'm just a man a man who doesn't want to be forgotten by this world
06:51why won't he just leave grandma always said when all else fails use salt at least he can't get
06:59inside now wait what about my box no it's probably all a dream yeah he'll be gone in the morning
07:15she'll be back for you tomorrow and i'll be back for her
07:25is this his umbrella but if he's a ghost how am i able to touch it i'm immortal immortal
07:34is he telling the truth whatever at least he's gone
07:41lana when are you gonna hand over the house that old hag's gone now
07:47what did you just call my grandma also she left the house to me in her will
07:53her will that's why you kept visiting her in the hospital huh no it's because i actually cared i
07:58asked for help but you kept saying you were busy oh poor you look she raised you so it's only
08:03right
08:03that you take care of her i was busy
08:07why did grandma have to raise me huh dad's alive but where was he martha
08:13oh get over yourself daddy loves me more all you do is nag no wonder he abandoned you
08:19bella darling be nice but according to the law your father should technically get first inheritance rights
08:28the locksmith's almost here you can't just change my locks we can and we will
08:52i'm calling the police
08:55go ahead and try brat
09:05he's back
09:08over here change the locks
09:37this is my house now no
09:41it's grandma's you can't do this you'll destroy her memories
09:45they say the best revenge is not to be like your enemy one shouldn't sink so low
09:52but sometimes the punishment of criminals should be proportionate to their crimes
10:01grandma
10:09grandma
10:13reason only applies
10:15to those who can be reasoned with
10:16don't waste reason on people like them
10:24mom
10:27what's wrong your stupid halloween trick isn't gonna scare us off lana stop messing around
10:32what you said you wanted the house grandma just came to welcome you
10:46what not gonna say hi to grandma
10:55mom why did the gate open on its own must have been the wind
11:00you know what why don't we all stay with grandma forever
11:09mom let's just give up on the house all right ghost or not this property's worth millions
11:17no we can't
11:23better decide before grandma gets mad and that won't be pretty
11:34amelia please have mercy on us i was greedy we don't want your house anymore we'll leave in peace
11:39apologize to your grandmother now
11:41but grandma i i'm sorry too please let us go
11:44for the record do you accept that grandma's will is valid
11:48yes we accept yes yes yes yes we accept
11:54locks all changed
12:00oh i'm not the one who called she'll pay the invoice
12:04sign here
12:23that was fun no need to thank me you entered my house
12:28you're welcome all that holy water and salt you let me make a fool of myself
12:33hey like i told you not a ghost and wrong religion too
12:41what i'm telling the truth i'm not a ghost
12:55thanks for helping me out and for keeping my stuff dry
12:58now tell me more about your curse
13:03long story short i was ordered to find the spring of immortality
13:06i found it but i ruined it the gods rebuked me
13:11a thousand arrows to the heart and miraculously i did not die
13:15instead i became like this
13:17why were you looking for immortality
13:19emperor's orders i was an augur similar to a high priest
13:22it was my job to communicate with the gods
13:25a high priest so like a fortune teller or shaman
13:29sure
13:30no wonder you knew my exact time of birth that's so cool
13:33now that i've told you my story will you help me
13:37i think you're the only one who can
13:40is this one of those unlimited cards
13:44it's all yours
13:46if you're willing to help me break the curse
13:51you can't just buy me off
13:52if nobody can see you then where'd you get this card from
13:55decades ago i saved a family
13:56twice
13:57now they call me the great guardian
13:59and help me search the world for items to break my curse
14:01and you need a credit card to do that
14:03money talks
14:04this card was an offering from them
14:06it makes life easier
14:07it's under one of their descendants names
14:09oh
14:10that's very generous
14:11who
14:12james renfield
14:19my ex-boss
14:20mr renfield
14:21lana made a huge mistake that could have cost us the entire contract
14:24luckily i saved it just in time
14:26no
14:27that's not true
14:28i was the one who fixed
14:29enough
14:29i only care about the results
14:31this company is a precision machine
14:33anything that isn't perfect is useless
14:37is
14:38this some kind of trap
14:39it's fate
14:43you mean ill-fated
14:44i can't use this money
14:46that stupid scrooge will hunt me down
14:52the great guardian finally used my offering
14:54thirty six dollars
14:57sir
14:57the guardian bought a cake
14:59and had it delivered to a house in the suburbs
15:00here's the address
15:04let's wrap it up
15:05what's going on
15:06this is unprecedented
15:06he's never ended a meeting early
15:11it's my money
15:12and i'm giving it to you
15:15only you
15:17that almost sounded like
15:19a love confession
15:25crap i need to pay back the huge loan i took out for grandma's medical fees
15:29but how
15:30i just got fired
15:34take it
15:36take it
15:43no thanks
15:49this isn't about breaking the curse
15:51i want to help you
15:56why
15:57we only met yesterday
15:58you might not realize it
16:00but when i saw you yesterday
16:09i felt like the gods
16:10were finally smiling down on me again
16:15you
16:16you
16:17you
16:17you
16:19you
