【Comedy Duo】El Salvador fails to legalize Bitcoin!

Hey, hey, hey! Did you see this, P-chan? The world's grandest social experiment just announced its massive failure! El Salvador'sad option of Bitcoin as legal tender has finally raised the white flag! Oh, you mean that stunt pulled by that shady president? I knew it would come to this eventually. Are you telling me 90% of the population has never even used Bitcoin once? It's almost comical. Right!? He claimed he'd save the 70% of citizens without bank accounts using digital currency! And after all that talk, nobody is actually using it. What a joke! They say 60% ofthe people who received the $30 worth of Bitcoin from the government just cashed it out immediately! Well, obviously. Who would use acurrency to buy today's bread when its value might drop by half tomorrow? The supposed benefit of cheaper inter national remittance fee spales in comparison to the risk of price volatility. Exactly! Making citizens of acountry that relieson remittances fornearly 20% of its GDP participate insuch a gamble isjust cruel. Besides, the IMFwarned themrepeatedly not todo it, and they ignored them. This is the result. That president of theirs certainly has an inflated ego,doesn't he? In the end, the IMF had to strictly warn them to stop buying more Bitcoin as acondition forreceiving a loan. It's so pathetic. And what about that"Bitcoin City" plan,mining it using geothermal energy from volcanoes? What happened to that! They were talkin gabout this grand dream, but it seems to have completely fizzled out withthe Bitcoin crash! Dreaming is free,but I wish he wouldn't drag the citizens into it. So, starting January2025, paying inBitcoin becomes optional, and businesses can refuse to accept it, right? You got it! It's a defacto withdrawal of its legal tender status! This world-first attempt came to an end in just over three years. What a colossalwaste of money! But I heard theyare still holdingonto their Bitcoin? They never learn,do they? They even set up a"Bitcoin Office".It seems they haven't given up yet. Their last shred of pride, maybe? Well, if the Bitcoin they hold suddenly skyrockets, I bethe'll flip the scriptand say, "See, I told you so!" I can already picture it. But gambling acountry's future on something like that makes him a failure as a leader. Well, it's got nothing to do with us! Let's just sit back and watch the show,P-chan! j