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00:41That's my boy.
00:44Natural bird catcher, if I ever saw one.
00:55Wow. Don't tell me I've raised a fraidy cat.
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01:02I give up, Spike. You win.
01:05That is disgusting.
01:08My son fraternizing with birds.
01:12Looks like I'll have to teach Junior the facts of life.
01:18Okay, son. Start reading.
01:21In order to grow up to be a real cat,
01:23it is necessary to chase birds,
01:26catch birds,
01:28and eat birds.
01:31Oh, Father. What are we? Cannibals?
01:35Yeah.
01:38That's the way we cats survive.
01:41Now get going and start chasing birds.
01:44Be a real cat.
01:46I feel like an assassin,
01:48going out to destroy my best friend.
01:51Oh, hello, Spike.
01:54My father says that if I want to be a real cat,
01:57I have to chase birds,
02:00catch birds,
02:03and eat birds.
02:11Hey, that's a swell idea, Spike.
02:14And it just might work.
02:29Ah-ha! He's got him cornered.
02:47Huffering? Can'tуда?
02:48Suffering, Succotage!
02:49I have created a kindergarten Frankenstein!
02:55stop it junior it's not sporting to scare him to death but you said never mind what i said
03:02come on and i'll show you how a true sportsman catches the bird
03:09follow me son and i'll show you how to be a real sportsman some sport shooting at a bird with
03:17a
03:17cannon oh i just can't bear to watch aha be sporting shoot him on the rise
03:35oh father i heard the shot i'm ever so glad no one was hurt no one was hurt he says
03:46she's don't worry son i'll blast that bird this time oh father i do wish you would give up this
03:55inhuman hunt we're not hunting inhumans we're hunting birds
04:14oh how can i face my friends my father shooting at helpless old ladies oh look son she's about as
04:25helpless as a porcupine in a nudist colony safe this time son we leave nothing to chance
04:34this is the most diabolical bird catcher ever invented wouldn't you settle for a hamburger
04:41father i should say not now watch closely we take an ordinary ball set the dial
04:51push the button throw the ball into the air
05:01voila no more ball father you're just not human of course i'm not human i'm a cat
05:10and cats catch birds so we set the dial for a bird press the button
05:21and stand back and watch the fun
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05:39one that might be the one that might be the one that might be the one that might be the
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05:54one
05:54My boy, it's the way to catch a bird.
05:59Simple, isn't it?
06:01That's what I told my new little friend here.
06:04No bird can outsmart my father.
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