00:38There, I say, bare as a cooch dancer's midriff.
00:41Jinx in the wall and a hard, cold winter a-comin'.
00:45And there, I say, there's that little old spinster hen over there,
00:49just a-dyin' to snag her husband.
00:52So...
00:57Howdy-do, Miss Prissy.
00:58I say, I've come a-courtin'. May I come in?
01:03Yes.
01:05Uh, yeah.
01:07Some pretty posies pick for a pretty pippin'.
01:12Yes.
01:14Hmm. I could be snug as a bug in a rug in this cozy little nest.
01:20I say, I'll get it, Miss Prissy.
01:25Dear lady, please take care of my little one.
01:29Signed, Big One.
01:31Hmm.
01:33Oh, Miss Prissy, some-I say,
01:35someone's dumped a lost and foundling on your doorstep.
01:39Ooh!
01:43Are you my mommy?
01:46A squab!
01:48How do you like your squab?
01:51Fried or boiled?
01:52No!
01:54But he's nothing but a little old squab.
01:57Squab, shmab.
01:58I'm a chicken hawk.
01:59Chicken hawk?
02:08But he's a chicken hawk, and we're chickens.
02:12He's gotta-oh, I say, he's gotta go.
02:15No.
02:16But-
02:17No!
02:21Oh, if I could just get him away from old square britches.
02:26Good.
02:26He know.
02:28If we was to raise the little tyke like a chicken,
02:31he'd get to believing he was a chicken,
02:33especially if I was to take him out
02:35and learn him all the things a chicken ought to know.
02:39Yes!
02:40Now, where is that boy?
02:44Ooh, there you are.
02:45What you doing, little chicken?
02:47I'm not a chicken.
02:48I'm a chicken hawk.
02:49And I smell chicken.
02:51Oh, I know what you think you are,
02:53but you-I say, you are a chicken.
03:03Oh, boy.
03:04Just wait till I-
03:08I say, uh, just wait till I take him outside
03:11and learn him the fine art of chickenry.
03:15First thing a rooster's gotta know is how to crow.
03:18Crowin''s very important.
03:20You gotta get up high so everyone can hear you.
03:23Careful there, boy.
03:26I say, I got this boy as fidgety,
03:28as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.
03:32And now, boy,
03:33I'll show you how to go about crowin'.
03:45What?
03:45I say, what's the big idea, boy?
03:47What's cookin'?
03:50You are.
03:52You are.
03:52Yow!
03:56Why, you ungrateful little cannibal!
03:59But I just can't help smellin' chicken.
04:01And when I smell it,
04:02I like it, I like it, I like it!
04:05Oh, boy.
04:07This kid's gotta go.
04:17Now, boy, I'm gonna teach you the proper way to set on an egg.
04:21First, we make a nice nest.
04:23So.
04:24Look at me when I'm talkin' to you, boy.
04:26Then, we set the egg on it.
04:28So.
04:29You're not watchin' me, boy.
04:31Next, we set you on the nest.
04:33Just so.
04:34Now, it's up to you to set on it till it hatches.
04:37That's the way we raise little chicks.
04:40I say, I'll show them how we raise little chicks.
04:44Up.
04:45Way up.
04:59Nothing like a few well-placed landmines
05:02to scatter a mess of pin feathers all over the landscape.
05:08Hey, boy.
05:09Come here.
05:10Wherever you are.
05:11And I'll say I'll learn you how to scratch up the chicken yard
05:14like us chickens always do.
05:17Oh, there you are.
05:18Now, listen, boy.
05:19Let's see if you can do just one thing right.
05:23Yow!
05:25Why, you little...
05:26Wait till I get my hands...
05:42If he...
05:43I say, if he's gonna be a chicken,
05:45I'm gonna be a chicken hog.
05:48Help!
05:49Mommy!
05:49Mommy!
05:50Mommy!
05:50There's a big chicken hog after us chickens, mommy!
05:57Like my...
05:58I say, like my pappy used to say,
06:01Shoemaker, stick to your last.
06:03And this is my last.
06:06Gee!
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