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00:00Pagay ang talak na hinihintay namin at sila'y pahangain are
00:03Gerardo's kapamilya actor host, Ralph Deleon!
00:08O, hindi na ba ba? Singer ha? Kapamilya actor host, singer.
00:12Ah, dapat meron na. Buo bukas ha, meron ng singer ha.
00:15Ha?
00:16OPM Showbiz Royalty and Binibining Curva, Caril!
00:21And Binibining On Point and tawag ng tangahalan Queen,
00:25Lamunera pero walang chan, Nicole Cordobes!
00:30I love your outfit!
00:31Pag-it!
00:33Ang sweet, ang lambot, ang bango.
00:37Ah, simulan natin ang talakan kay candidate number three, Sandara Ting!
00:44Sandara!
00:45Sandara Ting!
00:47But wait, curious ako. Di ba hindi nila alam?
00:48Paano mo sinabi sa kanilang punta tayo ng showtime?
00:50Hindi sabi ko pa, may sasalihan ako.
00:53Eh, si mama, mahilig man oot yan. So, nagkaka-idea na siya.
00:56Plus the weeks, medyo nagkaka-idea na talaga sila.
00:58Pero this is talaga the first time, nakita nila, eto na yun.
01:01Pero alam nilang biskyo, hindi yung sasalihan mo.
01:03Hindi.
01:05Surprise!
01:05Question, sa bahay, anong pangalan na ginagamit mo?
01:08Anong tawag sa inyong tatay mo?
01:10Kent.
01:11Ha?
01:11Kent.
01:12It's Clark Kent.
01:13Kasi ito mo, Clark Kent.
01:14Pwede naman pang girl.
01:15Yeah, anong mga pangalan naman yun, ano niya eh, genderless.
01:19Pwede naman ng Kent, ha?
01:21Kasi Kent, cannot be Ken, kaya Kent.
01:24Kent D.
01:25Kent, thank you, sure po.
01:28Thank you, Meme Vice.
01:30Oh my God.
01:31Ay, may bang.
01:32May bang.
01:34Okay.
01:34Kalingan mo, andiyan yung tatay mo.
01:36Yes.
01:36This is for you, my parents.
01:38I love you both.
01:39Pag nahirapan ka, tawag mo yung tatay mo, siya pasagutin mo.
01:42Parang pag nanalo ko ngayon, may inuman sila airpots.
01:44Ay, sure, yeah.
01:46Celebrate.
01:47May inuman, daddy mo?
01:48O, pumalakas.
01:49Pero huminto siya recently kasi nagkasakit eh.
01:52Yan sabit sa kanya.
01:53Okay.
01:54So eto na.
01:55Naku, ano kayo mga joke nila?
01:57Ryan and Diane, pasok!
01:58Fresh kayo today na?
01:59Yes, mommy!
02:00Fresh bang mga jokes?
02:01Oh, ah, sure.
02:02Sino mo na ko yung joke?
02:03Ryan bang?
02:03Ako muna, daddy.
02:04Magalingan muna dyan yung sikat na YouTuber sa Korea.
02:07Oh, komedyante.
02:08Oh, go.
02:10Sa dami ng hayop, yung mga ibang hayop, hindi sila magaling magbilang.
02:14Pero yung baka, siya pinakamagaling magbilang.
02:18Alam mo bakit?
02:19Bakit, ah, bakit baka ang pinakamagaling magbilang?
02:26Bakit?
02:27Bakit?
02:28Kasi gumagamit siya ng calculator.
02:38Dapat ano, bakit ano yung magaling sa math?
02:41Bakit?
02:42Dapat ano, mas mag...
02:43Yung ano, basta yun na yun.
02:45Yung hayop, magaling sa math.
02:47Anong hayop, magaling sa math.
02:48Sinong hayop, magaling sa math.
02:50Basta yun na yun?
02:52Kasi atean...
02:53So makinulo mo sa sarili ba?
02:54Oo.
02:56Kasi pag sinabi ko yun, huhulaan mo.
02:58Kaya nga eh.
02:59Kaya iniba namin.
03:01Ang mahalaga...
03:02Magaling.
03:02Ang mahalaga...
03:03Ano?
03:04Tumawa sila, sisters.
03:05Yes!
03:06Sister, okay po ba yun?
03:07Happy po ba yun?
03:08Sila ang priority natin yan.
03:11Sister calculator!
03:15Wholesome tayo ngayon.
03:17Yes!
03:19Trying to be wholesome.
03:22Okay, so okay na yung joke na yun.
03:24Pili ka.
03:24Kaninong gusto mong kumuha?
03:25Kay Ion o kay Ryan?
03:27Kay Ryan.
03:29Thank you guys.
03:30See you later.
03:35Baka magdapa ka.
03:37Okay.
03:37Question!
03:41Anong gagawin mo
03:43kung may fear of heights ka
03:47pero manananggal ka?
03:49Anong gagawin mo
03:51kung may fear of heights ka
03:52pero manananggal ka?
03:55Answer!
03:56I believe ba't lang people
03:57na nandupong gagawin ko
03:58kung manananggal ako
03:58o kung may fear of heights
03:59naman ako?
04:00Sobrang simple lang
04:01edo hindi ko hahatiin yung katawan ko
04:02edo hindi pa ako lilipad.
04:04But at the same time
04:05Philip,
04:05madlang people
04:06lagi po natin tatandaan
04:07na we should always
04:09conquer our
04:10our
04:10our
04:11our
04:11our
04:11fights
04:12kung saan tayo takot.
04:13Kung afraid ba tayo sa ganito
04:14dapat i-conquer natin yan
04:15because at the end of the day
04:16it's you you are fighting for.
04:19Kaya dapat kung anong satiin mong
04:20para sa'yo
04:20at huwag mong takatakutan
04:21ang kinaharap
04:22dahil para sa'yo yan.
04:24And I
04:25thank you.
04:27Thank you candidate number three
04:29at ngayon naman tawagin na natin
04:30si candidate number two
04:31Randioza de
04:32Venecia Sanchez.
04:37Taas lang natin ng konti.
04:40Ayaw dumilat nila sister.
04:43Tawa si na sister.
04:46Kaya pa ba?
04:47Ayan.
04:49Okay.
04:51Adam's apple po yun sister.
04:54Lalaki po talaga.
04:56Mababa yung anatomy namin
04:57pababa.
04:58Okay.
04:58Yung Adam's apple namin
04:59mababa.
04:59Pababa ganon.
05:00Okay.
05:01Ryan.
05:01Ayan.
05:02Pasok.
05:03Joke.
05:05Go daddy.
05:07Anong kakanin.
05:09Wala pa.
05:10Wala pa eh.
05:11Wala pa eh.
05:12Wala pa eh.
05:12Anong pa lang?
05:13Anong pa lang?
05:14Anong kakanin
05:15ang magandang picture-an?
05:17Anong kakanin
05:17ang magandang picture-an?
05:31Yung ba yun?
05:33Photo?
05:34Photo-genic?
05:42Ang mahalaga mahal kita.
05:46Oh, isa pa joke.
05:48Isa pa?
05:51Meron ka dyan?
05:53Wala pala ba.
05:56Wala na.
05:57Wala pa eh.
05:59Sa lahat ng hayop.
06:02Yung joke pa,
06:03porto ko sa hayop.
06:04Nakakahaway yung boses.
06:06Sa lahat ng hayop.
06:08Lahat may cell phone.
06:10Lahat may cell phone.
06:10Pero yung mga baka,
06:11sila lang wala.
06:12Alam mo bakit?
06:18Bakit?
06:20Ninakaw.
06:25Ninakaw.
06:27That's a good one.
06:28That's a good one.
06:30Mami.
06:31Maganda.
06:32Basta importante.
06:33Sister, bumalakpa.
06:36O paano tunog ng baka?
06:38Saya, paano tunog ng baka?
06:41Ayos nila, sister,
06:42di pa nakakapunta ng Ocean Park.
06:43Dinilalang kung ano yung
06:44si lion.
06:45Paano hindi ko siya kanila?
06:46Or?
06:49Yan po yung si lion na koreano.
06:52Okay.
06:53Rand Hioza,
06:54pick na ng question.
06:57Kay ayaw naman siya kumuha.
07:00Thank you guys.
07:01Malapas siya nakuha.
07:02Ay, kung pwede yung nakawabang.
07:04Wala ba.
07:05Question.
07:08Kung nausog ka.
07:10Alam mo yung term na nausog?
07:12Okay.
07:13Kung nausog ka ng tiktik,
07:16magpapalaway ka ba sa kanya?
07:19Kung nausog ka ng tiktik,
07:21magpapalaway ka ba sa kanya?
07:23Answer!
07:24I believe kung nausog ako ng tiktik,
07:27magpapalaway ba ako sa kanya?
07:28Most definitely, yes.
07:29If that is the only way for me to be cured,
07:32I would definitely take advantage of that opportunity
07:35regardless kung siya ay tiktik,
07:37something or someone na nakakatakot
07:39o someone na dangerous,
07:40I will take all the risk.
07:42Kung yan lang po ang pwede kong
07:43maging option para maging
07:45okay po ako sa pagkausog.
07:48Syempre po,
07:49maraming tayong mga paniniwala,
07:51maraming mga haka-haka,
07:52superstitious beliefs.
07:54But one thing is for sure,
07:55if we face something that is dangerous
07:58and we think we can face it completely
08:00with all the efforts
08:01and win it at the end of the day,
08:03then do not hesitate to do so
08:06because one day or sooner or later,
08:09you will be the person you wanted to be.
08:11And I thank you.
08:15Thank you, Canada number two.
08:18Okay, alamin natin ang commento ng ating mga jurados.
08:21Simulan natin kay jurado, career.
08:24What's up, Madam Rima?
08:26Ah!
08:28Grabe!
08:29We are so blessed.
08:30Thank you sa ating mga sister.
08:32Life moment on Showtime.
08:33Ito yung talagang TV na gusto kong mapano.
08:36Thank you for sharing your superhero moment.
08:38What a family!
08:40From Tondo, Manila.
08:41Kayo ay kahanga-hanga.
08:42I love it so much.
08:43Okay, sandarating.
08:45Inaabangan ko yung mga sound effect mo
08:47noong pisa.
08:48Don't forget,
08:49kahit na talagang nagdadrama tayo today
08:51and we are having a great day.
08:53Put your personality there in the front.
08:55Kasi yun yung minamahal namin about you.
08:57Ang dami mo,
08:57ting-ting-ting yung mga sound effect mo
08:59noong nag-intro ka.
09:00So, ibalik mo yung flavor na yun.
09:02Gusto ko na nag-ulat ako sa sagot mo na
09:04hindi mo hahatiin ang katawan mo.
09:06Eh, bakit manananggal ka?
09:07So, parang dun pa lang.
09:08Sabi ko, ah, matapang atao ito.
09:10Tapos, instead of saying,
09:12face your fear,
09:12sinabi mo, face your fright.
09:14So, nag-shift F7,
09:15tesoros ka right there.
09:16Sabi ko, ah, brilliant.
09:17Kaya lang, itahitahin mo pa ng mas mabuti.
09:20Pero nga naman,
09:22nahati katawan mo.
09:23So, baka kaya hindi talagang
09:24kabit na kabit yung sagot mo.
09:26But I know you could do a better job.
09:27Good luck.
09:29Thank you, Jurado Cariel.
09:30At kaya mong pakinggan natin
09:31kung anong masasabi ni Jurado,
09:33actor, host, singer,
09:34Ralph Deleon.
09:36What's up, man of people?
09:40Gusto naman tayo?
09:42Randiosa.
09:43I really like your answer.
09:44Ako today,
09:45na-surprise akong
09:46gano'n ka talaga ka-eloquent.
09:48Na, kwento mo kanina
09:49na sobrang naset mo yung priorities mo
09:51your whole life.
09:52Nag-aral ka.
09:53You gave time to yourself to grow.
09:56And you really were patient.
09:57And I think,
09:58I very much saw that
09:59sa sagot mo din.
10:00And the way you carried yourself,
10:02parang,
10:02alam mong kaya mo eh.
10:05Alam mong kaya mong gawin.
10:06But siyempre,
10:06there's always room for improvement.
10:08There's always room to add
10:09a little bit more wit,
10:10a little bit more creativity.
10:11Pero so far sa akin,
10:14okay na okay.
10:15Congrats.
10:16Thank you, Ralph.
10:17Nicole Cordobes.
10:19Hello, madlang people.
10:21And hello, ladies.
10:23Sandra Ting,
10:24I love celebrating you today.
10:27And I was really hopeful
10:28with your answer
10:29kasi sabi ko,
10:30ay, ito na yung ano,
10:31yung mga nagtatryin
10:32mag-hack na candidates
10:33with their answers
10:34na babalik na rin.
10:35Pero kulang lang yung glue, no,
10:37to make the answer
10:38very coherent
10:39and yung pagtatagpi-tagpi niya
10:40para mabuo siya.
10:41I wish next time I see you,
10:43if ever you embrace
10:44the freedom
10:45that we are celebrating today,
10:47yung acceptance
10:48and yung personality
10:50and emotion
10:51kasi when you get that magic,
10:53all else will follow.
10:55And you already have it.
10:56You have a
10:56very solid support system.
10:59And kay
10:59Rantiosa
11:00Devinencio Sanchez naman,
11:02I like that you worked
11:03with a question lang
11:04at hindi ka nagpa-pressure
11:05sa time.
11:06Kasi I think a lot of candidates
11:07forget na walang time limit
11:09itong portion na to.
11:10And in the end lang,
11:12nag-connect yung quote mo
11:14even if parang medyo
11:15slow burn yung answer mo na
11:17pasok ba to
11:18or hindi,
11:18bobolahin lang ba kami?
11:20Pero connected siya
11:21just to make it stronger,
11:23yung parang sinabi mo na
11:24to be who you're meant to be,
11:26ibalik mo sa taong
11:27hindi nausog
11:28or something like that
11:29para
11:30kumpleto siya ulit.
11:31So congratulations,
11:32Sadieze!
11:33Good luck to the both of you!
11:35Thank you guys,
11:36thank you judges,
11:36kanyang talakang tumata.
11:39Our Miss Q&A Ray
11:40na talakira of the day
11:41is candidate number...
11:492!
12:042!
12:052!
12:083!
12:0914!
12:0914!
12:0915!
12:0916!
12:09You

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