00:21I went to a party with my baby by my side
00:26Before the night was over, well, we had a little fight
00:30Walk into the car, I said, honey, don't you think
00:34I'm gonna have to drive us home, you've had too much to drink
00:38Get in the trunk, you're a designated drunk
00:45Get in the trunk, the designated drunk
00:56I said, if you get behind the wheel, we won't get very far
01:00Cause the last time that this happened, well, you threw up in the car
01:04Now move that fair and climb in there and don't you dare talk back
01:08Put your feet down by those safety flares, your head up by the jacket
01:13Get in the trunk, your designated drunk
01:19Get in the trunk, the designated drunk
01:30Get in there!
01:46Get in the trunk, your designated drunk
01:52Get in the trunk, your designated drunk
02:06Finally got him where I wanted, he was banging from inside
02:10Cause I had a couple speed bumps to make sure he was alive
02:14Made a quick stop at the mini mart on the way home
02:18How was I to know it was a tow-away zone?
02:22He's in the trunk, that designated drunk
02:29He's in the trunk, that designated drunk
02:37He's in the trunk, the designated drunk
02:52Hey, stop the trunk!
02:54There's a man in the car, he's in the trunk!
02:58No, he's alive!
02:59No, and he belongs to me, and he's...
03:01Yeah!
03:04No, stop!
03:05I'll explain it later!
03:07Would you just stop the car?
03:10Well, how much is it gonna cost?
03:13$300?
03:16They belongs to you now!
03:19Have a good night!
03:21I cannot believe I have to deal with this crap
03:24So ridiculous
03:27How is no one gonna get home?
03:30I need a drink!
03:33Excuse me!
03:34Hi, can I get a ride?
03:37I'm not a hooker
