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00:00:26Raymond Taylor, how can you remember?
00:00:30How could she not?
00:00:32That was the last time the three of us came here together.
00:00:35We have to call 911 because your braces got stuck to him.
00:00:39Oh, it was so horrible.
00:00:40I can still remember the pieces of chili cheese dog trap between us.
00:00:45Oh, but speaking of chili cheese dogs, I'm hungry.
00:00:47Let's get something to eat.
00:00:51That's when I realized I've never had a friend try to set me up with one of their friends.
00:00:55Should I be scared to find out why?
00:00:57Maybe I should be offended.
00:00:58I did try and set you up.
00:01:00The seventh grade doesn't count.
00:01:03Don't worry, you're going to meet someone.
00:01:04Besides, we can't all be as lucky as Helen here and be a stay-at-home mom with a perfect
00:01:08husband
00:01:09and a pair of slightly spoiled but adorable kids.
00:01:12Who are in need of a little brother or sister.
00:01:16You and Brian better get to work on that.
00:01:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:18One boy and one girl is just right for me.
00:01:20Next.
00:01:21Hi, can I get a single cheeseburger?
00:01:24Wait, no.
00:01:24Make that a double.
00:01:26Uh, corn dog, uh, extra large fries and an extra large drink.
00:01:30Oh, can I also get some chili cheese fries and an extra large strawberry shake?
00:01:34Is that for all of us or just you?
00:01:37Me.
00:01:37Oh.
00:01:38What?
00:01:39I'm hungry.
00:01:41Can you make that a triple cheeseburger?
00:01:45You want to finish that?
00:01:48Enjoy.
00:01:49Thanks, man.
00:01:51Ooh, look at her.
00:01:53Gorgeous.
00:01:55Do you ever stop?
00:01:57If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus fine.
00:02:03Have any of your lines actually worked?
00:02:05I swing and miss often.
00:02:07I've been in professional baseball.
00:02:08Getting to hit three out of ten times is considered an excellent average, my friend.
00:02:12Uh-huh.
00:02:13I'm so happy.
00:02:16Anyway, it's...
00:02:16Oh, I see where you're looking.
00:02:18All right.
00:02:18Now, the question is, are you going to step up to the plate or are you going to watch from
00:02:23the stands?
00:02:24You're embarrassing.
00:02:25No, this is a momentous occasion.
00:02:27I can't remember the last time you even looked at a woman.
00:02:30Not since Jessica.
00:02:32Yeah.
00:02:36That is...
00:02:38I know.
00:02:42Where are the kids today?
00:02:44Um, if I took a day off to be with them, the kids wanted them to bring them here, but
00:02:47I knew that somehow they'd find me and I'd be covered in dirt and food.
00:02:51You're doing a pretty good job all on your own.
00:02:54Hmm.
00:02:55So, how's work?
00:02:56Same as always.
00:02:57Haven't you been stuck there for five years?
00:02:59I wouldn't put it that way.
00:03:01It's a job and it's study.
00:03:02Plus, I'm even getting a promotion soon.
00:03:05No, that's awesome.
00:03:06I couldn't sit in front of a computer all day.
00:03:08But a computer and information systems manager sounds important, right?
00:03:12Mm-hmm.
00:03:14I really don't think I would change a thing in my life.
00:03:17Everything's great.
00:03:18Nothing would.
00:03:20It's metal.
00:03:21I just didn't picture you single and sitting in front of a computer at this point in your life.
00:03:26You know, not that there is anything wrong with that.
00:03:29Well, what did you picture her life to be like then?
00:03:31I don't know.
00:03:33Married?
00:03:33Maybe a kid or two?
00:03:35Working as a nurse?
00:03:36You used to carry Band-Aids around in your pockets growing up.
00:03:39I did want to become a nurse.
00:03:40And not everyone has the goal of getting hitched, Helen.
00:03:43I'm not saying she should be married.
00:03:45I'm just saying I thought she would be.
00:03:49Well, like I said, I'm happy just the way things are.
00:03:56You guys have a chance of all of us.
00:03:58Now's your chance.
00:03:58Here they come.
00:04:00Mm-mm.
00:04:00No, no, no, no, no.
00:04:01You're not going to say anything?
00:04:02Mm-mm.
00:04:03Sorry, man.
00:04:04I got you.
00:04:05Well, it's handy that I brought my library card
00:04:07because I'm totally checking you out.
00:04:10Was that addressed to all three of us?
00:04:12Or did you feel like singling one of us out?
00:04:14Because she's married, she's unavailable,
00:04:17and I'm not interested.
00:04:20Well, tell me this.
00:04:21Are you religious?
00:04:22Because you are the answer to my prayers.
00:04:26I'll start praying for you to disappear.
00:04:29Ooh, ouch.
00:04:31Come on, you guys.
00:04:32You should be ashamed of yourselves.
00:04:33I take no part in this.
00:04:35I imagine you two should be here working,
00:04:37not wasting taxpayer money hitting on the guests.
00:04:40Well, hang on.
00:04:41I think you misunderstood.
00:04:42No, you're done.
00:04:44Why don't you keep an eye on him?
00:04:48Have a good day.
00:04:52What?
00:04:53Come on.
00:04:54You are vicious.
00:04:56Honest is all.
00:04:58Unavailable.
00:04:59Well, unavailable to them, yes.
00:05:01Allison.
00:05:03Me?
00:05:04I have been expecting you.
00:05:08Come here.
00:05:10Come here.
00:05:11Do you know her?
00:05:20Really?
00:05:21Are we doing this?
00:05:22Come on.
00:05:31Come on.
00:05:33Which one of you would be liking to go first?
00:05:37Sure.
00:05:38Why not?
00:05:43Your poem.
00:05:51I see green aventurine with dark brown stones.
00:06:01Tiger's eye and black obsidian.
00:06:06And I am coming to a divide.
00:06:10One side feels intense and will become successful.
00:06:18You will innovate, adapt, and grow.
00:06:23Other side will decline.
00:06:28A challenging assignment will likely give you opportunity to prove your mettle.
00:06:35But, you are up to desk.
00:06:39A little vague, but I'll take it.
00:06:42Okay, Mina.
00:06:45Hi.
00:06:49Now, what I'm looking for is peace of mind, um, to be skinnier.
00:06:54And for my husband to be a little more unhuffering.
00:06:57Ouch.
00:06:58Close your eyes.
00:07:02Do not keep things in your heart.
00:07:06Share them with one you love.
00:07:09It will only improve your mutual understanding.
00:07:15What?
00:07:16No.
00:07:17Tiger's blood or stones for me.
00:07:19No colors.
00:07:24Rouge.
00:07:27Double rouge.
00:07:30Heavier times.
00:07:36That's it?
00:07:38That's all I got?
00:07:39It's plenty.
00:07:48Okay, my turn.
00:07:51Destiny has much in store for you.
00:07:54Uh-huh.
00:07:57Speed.
00:07:58Huh?
00:08:02I think she wants you to spit in her hand.
00:08:11Disgusting.
00:08:15The sun, the moon, and the stars are converging.
00:08:22The universe is pushing you to embrace the changes of the three.
00:08:31Stars, shows, you will find a new place to call home.
00:08:38Scales of the moon are imbalanced.
00:08:41And you will need to find a new trade.
00:08:45Something that is closer to your heart.
00:08:47And last, the fiery sun.
00:08:53And last, the fiery sun urges you to be on lookout for your soulmate.
00:08:59But a man named Jean, he will be the love of your life.
00:09:11She told me the exact opposite of what I wanted.
00:09:13I asked for skinny, and she tells me heavy.
00:09:16Does that mean I'm going to get fat?
00:09:18I would have been happy if she'd predicted mono.
00:09:21Why did you ask for your husband to be a little more average?
00:09:24Okay, this may sound strange, but sometimes my husband drives me crazy.
00:09:29What?
00:09:30Don't get me wrong, I love Brian, but sometimes he's too perfect, you know?
00:09:37He's just too loving, caring, and...
00:09:39Ugh, that sounds terrible.
00:09:41My heart bleeds for you.
00:09:43Well, at least I'm excited about my fortune.
00:09:45A challenging assignment that will test my mettle.
00:09:48Well, then Allie here gets the motherlode.
00:09:50What was it?
00:09:50A new home, a trade, must be a job.
00:09:53Oh, and a new man named John.
00:09:55No, no, and please, no.
00:09:57I have an amazing apartment, and my job is secure, and I have no interest in any Johns.
00:10:05All right, go ahead.
00:10:06What do you think she meant by heavy?
00:10:08Oh, don't give it any credence, it's just a way of guesswork.
00:10:11Oh, sorry.
00:10:11Oh, uh, only two at a time, when you're so...
00:10:14If you say big, so help me.
00:10:16When you are an adult.
00:10:19Only two adults per chair.
00:10:22Okay.
00:10:23You guys go ahead, I'll just catch the next one.
00:10:25Okay.
00:10:32Here we go.
00:10:34All right, go ahead.
00:10:35Thanks.
00:10:36Have fun.
00:10:38You ride one of these before?
00:10:40Yeah, they're lots of fun.
00:10:43I'm Allie.
00:10:43I'm John.
00:10:45I'm sorry, did you say John?
00:10:48John Kimball.
00:10:52Guys, you're never gonna guess who I'm up here with.
00:10:55Who's that?
00:10:56My new friend, John Kimball.
00:11:00You see, the predictions are already coming true.
00:11:06Are you afraid of heights?
00:11:09I don't think so.
00:11:13Um, I should probably answer this.
00:11:18Hi, this is Allie.
00:11:21What?
00:11:23How did that happen?
00:11:24Could anything be saved?
00:11:28I understand.
00:11:30Thanks for letting me know.
00:11:33Everything okay?
00:11:36My apartment flooded, and there is a lot of damage.
00:11:40How much is a lot?
00:11:42Like, I could charge people admission to come and swim.
00:11:46What?
00:11:51The first part of the fortune.
00:11:53It has to be a coincidence.
00:12:00Thanks.
00:12:04Just catch the next one, I guess.
00:12:17Oh, no, not again.
00:12:20Not again?
00:12:22Uh, I'll get help.
00:12:30I can't be good.
00:12:32Don't worry, John.
00:12:40Okay.
00:12:41I've decided I don't like heights.
00:12:43Me neither.
00:12:45You mean, when we're moving, it's one thing, but being stationary is a whole different story.
00:12:56Is that?
00:12:58Yep.
00:13:02Hi.
00:13:03You.
00:13:05You guys want to come down from there?
00:13:07Yes.
00:13:08Yes, please.
00:13:09Be careful.
00:13:11Gross.
00:13:12I've got you.
00:13:19All right.
00:13:19Hold on.
00:13:36Allie!
00:13:38Allie!
00:13:39Allie!
00:13:39Allie!
00:13:41Allie!
00:13:41Allie!
00:13:42Allie!
00:13:42Thank you, Miss John.
00:13:45We're back on the ground.
00:13:48Right. Oh.
00:13:50Why don't we get you out of here?
00:13:55Sorry. Bye.
00:13:58You were so brave.
00:14:02Sean. Sean Carpenter.
00:14:04Yes, Sean.
00:14:05I am so worried about you.
00:14:08He's stressed getting so bad.
00:14:10Do you want some water?
00:14:12Okay, okay.
00:14:27Hey.
00:14:29Hi.
00:14:30Come in.
00:14:33Oh, thanks for letting me stay.
00:14:35Yeah, of course. Stay as long as you need.
00:14:37Is this it?
00:14:39Pretty much everything I own was ruined in the flood.
00:14:42My clothes, my computer, my furniture, even my toothbrush.
00:14:47Oh.
00:14:48I was planning on donating these to a thrift store, but they've just lived in my trunk for the past
00:14:53several months.
00:14:54They smell like they died in your trunk.
00:14:57I'll introduce you to my washing machine later.
00:15:00What are you working on?
00:15:01Oh, a commercial.
00:15:02Oh, what kind of actors are you looking for?
00:15:05Just one happily married couple.
00:15:07I've already found the wife, but I'm still looking for the right actor to play the part of the husband.
00:15:12Everyone I put up on the board, though, just doesn't feel right.
00:15:15The board?
00:15:16Oh, casting board.
00:15:17Basically, photos of all the potential actors.
00:15:20We like to see who looks good together.
00:15:23Oh, it's Helen.
00:15:26Hello?
00:15:27Hey, is Allie with you?
00:15:29I'm right here.
00:15:30Okay, do I need to be the one who says it?
00:15:32Says what?
00:15:33Madam Zoe was right.
00:15:35She got one thing right.
00:15:38There's no way she could have guessed your apartment would flood.
00:15:41I have yet to be presented with something that will test my mettle.
00:15:44I haven't had a production I couldn't cast.
00:15:46Yeah, well, it's only been a few hours.
00:15:48I'd give it time.
00:15:50No way.
00:15:51Besides, I have a promotion coming up at work.
00:15:53I'm even meeting with my bosses about it tomorrow.
00:15:56And you can borrow some of my clothes.
00:15:59So, you see, Helen, you have nothing to worry about.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:02Bye.
00:16:03Okay, sorry about that.
00:16:05Oh, dear.
00:16:06Elephant got scared and ran away.
00:16:12Hi.
00:16:14Bob.
00:16:15Allie?
00:16:15Harold.
00:16:16Allie.
00:16:17Tina.
00:16:18Allie.
00:16:20New guy.
00:16:23I'm Allie.
00:16:25Have a seat.
00:16:29This is Richard.
00:16:30He's part of a consulting company that helps restructure corporations in transition.
00:16:37Great.
00:16:38I mean, I know this promotion's going to be coming with a lot of changes,
00:16:41but what kind of transition are we talking about here?
00:16:46Downsizing.
00:16:49We're not here to give me my promotion?
00:16:53You promised me this six months ago.
00:16:55I know.
00:16:57But your whole department is going to be consolidated.
00:17:00But through time, hopefully, we can rehire.
00:17:03Well, after the restructure.
00:17:19That good of a day, huh?
00:17:21I got canned.
00:17:21What?
00:17:22Discharged.
00:17:24Axed.
00:17:24Laid off.
00:17:25Furloughed.
00:17:26Let go.
00:17:27Terminated.
00:17:27Just like that.
00:17:28They gave me the option of staying until the end of the week or leaving today.
00:17:33Oh, Allie.
00:17:34I'm so sorry.
00:17:35I should have seen the warning signs.
00:17:38The numerous closed-door meetings.
00:17:40No new hires.
00:17:42Decrease of work loads.
00:17:44Ice cream.
00:17:46Ice cream.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:48It's over.
00:17:50It's the end.
00:17:51I can't go.
00:17:53Did someone die?
00:17:55No.
00:17:58I'm pregnant.
00:18:01With twins.
00:18:08We're out of tissues.
00:18:10I'll see if I have another box.
00:18:13How far along are you?
00:18:15Almost three months.
00:18:17Do you know what you're having?
00:18:18Boys?
00:18:19Girls?
00:18:20One of each?
00:18:21I have another ultrasound in a few weeks.
00:18:24Do you know what you want?
00:18:26Well, this is all I could find.
00:18:29Well, if you're extra hungry during your pregnancy,
00:18:31you're probably pregnant with a boy, right?
00:18:34That's not proven, is it?
00:18:36By the way, you were chowing down at the carnival the other day.
00:18:38I'd say you have about half a baseball team in there.
00:18:41Do you want to know what the worst part about it is?
00:18:44Huh?
00:18:45Brian is excited.
00:18:47He is genuinely excited.
00:18:50Well, should he not be?
00:18:52I don't want to be the one to say this,
00:18:54but everything Madam Zoe has said is coming true.
00:18:58Madam Zoe said double rouge.
00:19:01Double pink.
00:19:02Maybe you're having twin girls.
00:19:04By heavy, she meant pregnant, not fat.
00:19:07And the first two parts of my fortune have already come true.
00:19:10Needing a new place to live and needing a new job.
00:19:13Wait, what?
00:19:14I lost my job today.
00:19:17We need to speak with Madam Zoe and get this straightened out.
00:19:22It just makes me feel pretty bad trying to reach to his high standards.
00:19:26I mean, I know I'm a good mom,
00:19:28but Brian is always one step ahead of me
00:19:30and he doesn't do things because he feels like he's better than me.
00:19:33He just wants to help,
00:19:35but it makes me feel bad.
00:19:44I don't think the carnival is open yet.
00:19:48Come on.
00:19:49Hey, Helen.
00:19:50Whoa.
00:19:52Free.
00:19:52Hey, okay.
00:19:53I don't even know how to approach him
00:19:56and ask him to stop or change.
00:19:57I just want him to relax sometimes, you know?
00:20:00Leave the dirty dishes in the sink
00:20:02and forget to help the kids with their homework.
00:20:04Watch lots of TV after coming home from work.
00:20:07It almost sounds like you're asking how to make Brian
00:20:10a worse husband, a less concerned father, and a lazier man.
00:20:20Maybe it wasn't a fortune.
00:20:22It was a curse.
00:20:23Oh, my gosh, we've been cursed.
00:20:24We weren't cursed.
00:20:26There was that woman in Florida who got prison time
00:20:27and had to repay 1.6 million to a woman she cursed.
00:20:30Stop trying to convince yourself that we were cursed.
00:20:33Maybe she's inside.
00:20:36Madam Zoe?
00:20:38Madam... Madam Zoe, are you there?
00:20:40Madam Zoe?
00:20:42You have to be in there.
00:20:44Madam Zoe!
00:20:45That's it.
00:20:46I'm going in.
00:20:48What?
00:20:49What are you doing?
00:20:51You see?
00:20:54I could have easily fit through if I wasn't pregnant.
00:20:57You try.
00:20:58That's not a good idea.
00:21:00I'm sorry, but you're smarter than me.
00:21:01I just...
00:21:01We have to speak with our eyes.
00:21:03All right.
00:21:04Gosh.
00:21:11Oh, no.
00:21:12Oh, no.
00:21:13What?
00:21:14I think I'm stuck.
00:21:15How bad?
00:21:17I can't move.
00:21:18Do you want me to push or pull?
00:21:21Pull.
00:21:22Okay.
00:21:23Um, yeah, I'm going to pull.
00:21:24Okay?
00:21:25Okay.
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:26You ready?
00:21:27Mm-hmm.
00:21:28No, I'm not helping.
00:21:30I'm not helping.
00:21:30Why are you sucking it in?
00:21:31I am sucking it in.
00:21:33Hello again.
00:21:35Hey.
00:21:36How's it going?
00:21:37You okay here?
00:21:39No.
00:21:40Yes.
00:21:41Fine.
00:21:42We don't need any help.
00:21:44Um, you wouldn't happen to know if Madam Zoe is here yet?
00:21:48Oh, I think she won't be back for several weeks.
00:21:50What?
00:21:51Yeah, the carnivals move on to another city, possibly even out of state.
00:21:54Great.
00:21:55Great.
00:21:56Uh, so what are you doing here?
00:21:57Just here as a safety precaution as everything gets packed up.
00:22:00Uh-huh.
00:22:02Oh, uh, that was really nice of you the other night, saving that little boy and my friend here.
00:22:08Of course.
00:22:08Happy to go.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11You sure you're all right?
00:22:13Yes.
00:22:14Good.
00:22:16Fine.
00:22:16It's nice to see you.
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:18Again.
00:22:20I'm going to run.
00:22:21Just...
00:22:22He's super cute.
00:22:23You're just pregnant.
00:22:24So long.
00:22:31See what I mean?
00:22:32Not only do kids love him, but apparently all the mothers do here as well.
00:22:38Well, what's not to like?
00:22:39Brooke.
00:22:41Hey, no more complaining.
00:22:43About Brian.
00:22:43Okay?
00:22:44Just positive things coming from your mouth.
00:22:46You're right.
00:22:47You're right.
00:22:48I'll work on it.
00:22:50So, Madam Zoe is gone?
00:22:52Yeah, for several weeks.
00:22:54What were you planning on saying to her anyway?
00:22:57That we want a refund?
00:22:59Or for her to take back what she said?
00:23:01I think it's a little too late for some things.
00:23:04Well, she should.
00:23:05I mean, I have to start my life completely over.
00:23:08I need to find a new job, a new place to live.
00:23:10I have to buy everything again.
00:23:12It's like I'm starting from scratch.
00:23:16Am I having, like, a mid-midlife crisis?
00:23:20No.
00:23:21Look on the bright side.
00:23:22At least you're not suffering from pregnancy brain.
00:23:24And apparently my toes have decided to grow alongside my belly.
00:23:28Sadly, I had to say goodbye to my cute shoes.
00:23:31Positive.
00:23:31Remember, Helen?
00:23:32I thought I was being positive.
00:23:34Madam Zoe said that you will find the love of your life, right?
00:23:37Something like that.
00:23:38Okay, well, instead of focusing on the negative, let's really do focus on the positive here.
00:23:45What exactly did she say?
00:23:47She said something about looking for my soulmate, his name being John.
00:23:53Okay, that sounds promising to me.
00:23:55A soulmate who will be the love of your life.
00:23:59We can help you.
00:24:00Yes.
00:24:02What do you mean?
00:24:04This could be the challenging assignment.
00:24:06You know, the one where I am to prove my mettle.
00:24:09We can help you on your quest to find the right John.
00:24:12Oh, it'll be perfect.
00:24:13It will keep your mind off of things, and it will give you something to do.
00:24:16I do have something to do.
00:24:18I have to find a new job.
00:24:19No one's going to want to date me sleeping on your couch.
00:24:22You search for a new job.
00:24:23And we'll find your John.
00:24:31Hey, I got a new one.
00:24:32Oh, please, no.
00:24:33Let me just try it on you.
00:24:37Go on.
00:24:38Fill in my jacket.
00:24:40It's made of boyfriend material.
00:24:42No?
00:24:43That doesn't work.
00:24:44It might be your worst one yet.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:47Okay, I got another one.
00:24:48You ready?
00:24:48Do I have a choice?
00:24:51Hey, girl.
00:24:52Is your name Wi-Fi?
00:24:54Because we got a connection.
00:24:57You do realize most women hate pickup lines?
00:25:00Oh, are you the expert on women now?
00:25:02Far from it.
00:25:03Maybe just try saying hello next time.
00:25:06Could work wonders despite its simplicity.
00:25:08This coming from a guy that hasn't been on a date in a year?
00:25:12Or was it two?
00:25:14Got a point.
00:25:15And why is that anyway?
00:25:17I know your heart was broken, but it's had plenty of time to repair itself.
00:25:22You know, I did run into Carnival Girl again.
00:25:26Brown hair?
00:25:27Yellow dress?
00:25:28That's the one.
00:25:29What?
00:25:31And you thinking you like her?
00:25:34Wouldn't mind seeing her again.
00:25:36That's what I'm talking about.
00:25:40Now, what are you going to do about it?
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:46How do we go about this?
00:25:48We'll start by putting together a list of Johns.
00:25:50How many Johns do you know off the top of your head?
00:25:53Two Johns from work, one from the gym, the mailman.
00:25:57I need less names.
00:25:58The two Johns from work are Peebler and Green, and the other two, I don't know.
00:26:04We'll call them Jim John and Mailman John.
00:26:08Oh, my old landlord's name is John.
00:26:10Oh, Landlord John.
00:26:12No, wait.
00:26:13His name is Steve.
00:26:15Oh.
00:26:17But I do have my list of potential jobs for you.
00:26:19You guys want to hear?
00:26:19Sure.
00:26:21Pharmacist, lawyer, dental hygienist, librarian, sales, educator, and nurse.
00:26:29Oh, you're talking a complete career change, not just a new job.
00:26:33I mean, at this point, I'm not really sure, but I think something new and different may be just what
00:26:38I need.
00:26:40This is it?
00:26:40Poor names is all you could come up with?
00:26:42That should make finding the right John real easy.
00:26:44Oh, no.
00:26:45Poor names does not cut it.
00:26:47Here's what we'll do.
00:26:48We will all go through our phones and write down anybody with the name John.
00:26:53Hmm.
00:27:01John, hold up.
00:27:04What's this?
00:27:05You can thank me later.
00:27:07Is this?
00:27:08How did you get this?
00:27:09It was with the incident report.
00:27:10She must have left it.
00:27:12Now, she didn't leave a phone number, but I do see an address right there.
00:27:17I don't know.
00:27:18You're the one that said you wanted to get to know her better.
00:27:20And now you have this opportunity of shiverously returning her lost driver's license to her.
00:27:30To become a librarian, I would need my master's in library and information science.
00:27:36But I can earn that degree 100% online.
00:27:39Allie the librarian.
00:27:41Hmm.
00:27:42I don't see it.
00:27:43I guess I could still send out my resume to those looking for an IT manager.
00:27:46John Moyer and John Underwood.
00:27:50That's all of them.
00:27:52How many are on the list now?
00:27:5330?
00:27:5340?
00:27:54Close.
00:27:57187.
00:27:57That's ridiculous.
00:27:59No!
00:28:01You take half and find someone for yourself.
00:28:03No.
00:28:03The fortune was about you.
00:28:05She said nothing about my love life.
00:28:07Look, why don't you go out for a bit and we can finish this up?
00:28:12Fine.
00:28:14I do need to see if my landlord was able to salvage anything else.
00:28:17Just give us a few hours and we'll have everything ready for you.
00:28:32It wouldn't be considered stalking, would it?
00:28:36I don't know.
00:28:36It's a bad idea, Sean.
00:28:38You should leave.
00:28:39You should definitely leave.
00:28:43Oh, no, no, no.
00:28:44You're just returning this to her.
00:28:45You're already here.
00:28:47Might as well knock.
00:28:49Yeah, I can do that.
00:28:51I can do that, Sean.
00:28:54Hey, does Allie Schaefer live here?
00:28:56Are you the insurance adjuster?
00:28:58No, I'm a friend.
00:28:59Oh, she had to move out.
00:29:01Her place flooded.
00:29:03Along with most of the rest of the apartments in this building.
00:29:06We'll be at this for a while.
00:29:08If you do see her, though,
00:29:10tell her she's not going to be able to move back in for a few weeks.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:43Hey.
00:29:44Hey, Allie.
00:29:45Did your friend find you?
00:29:46What friend?
00:29:48He was just here looking for you.
00:29:51He?
00:29:51Did he leave a name or say what he wanted?
00:29:55I can't remember.
00:29:57Oh, wait.
00:29:58Were you able to save anything else?
00:30:00All right.
00:30:01There you are.
00:30:02Have a great day.
00:30:05John?
00:30:06Hey, I'm John.
00:30:10You guys have a great day.
00:30:12Hey, babe.
00:30:13Hey.
00:30:13Ready?
00:30:14Okay, let's head out.
00:30:18This is Allie.
00:30:22Yes, I'm so glad my resume reached you.
00:30:26An interview.
00:30:27Have a great day.
00:30:28Yes?
00:30:29Bye.
00:30:30Monday at 2.
00:30:33Yes, I will see you then.
00:30:36Okay, great.
00:30:37Thanks again.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40Monday at 2.
00:30:42Interview.
00:30:45Oh, my goodness.
00:30:46Excuse me.
00:30:46I am so sorry.
00:30:47I should have been watching where I was going.
00:30:50Hello again.
00:30:51Hi.
00:30:51It's Allie, right?
00:30:53Yes.
00:30:55Sean.
00:30:56I remember.
00:30:57I promise I'm not usually this accident prone.
00:31:00You just seemed to catch me at my worst.
00:31:03Been avoiding Ferris wheels?
00:31:04At all costs.
00:31:05Life has been a bit of an adventure since that night.
00:31:08In a good way or a bad way?
00:31:10Well, let's see.
00:31:12I lost my job.
00:31:14My apartment flooded.
00:31:15I know.
00:31:16And the Ferris wheel incident.
00:31:17All that within 24 hours.
00:31:19I'm sorry.
00:31:20Hopefully that's the worst of it.
00:31:22I'm sorry.
00:31:23How did you know about my apartment?
00:31:25Oh, um...
00:31:27I tried returning this earlier.
00:31:30You left it when you were filling out the incident report.
00:31:32Would have tried calling, but we didn't have your number.
00:31:35Didn't even know this was missing.
00:31:37It's a good thing I wasn't pulled over.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39Thanks.
00:31:40Of course.
00:31:43Well, at the rate that we're going,
00:31:46I'm sure I'll see you again.
00:31:48I hope, um, uh, probably.
00:31:51See ya.
00:31:53Bye.
00:31:59Good news, guys.
00:32:02I have a job interview for what is all of this?
00:32:07It's your casting wall.
00:32:09Well, these are the men who are auditioning for your heart.
00:32:13Is every wall covered?
00:32:16Pretty much.
00:32:17We've numbered all of them.
00:32:19And we've put together details for each and every one.
00:32:22Basically a list of their skills, qualifications, educations, likes, dislikes.
00:32:27How did you find all of this out?
00:32:29You can find out anything you want on the internet.
00:32:31Now, whether it's all true, that's a different story.
00:32:34Go ahead.
00:32:35Try it out.
00:32:35Pick a number.
00:32:37Um, 117.
00:32:41Oh, he's a handsome one.
00:32:43This is John Jeffries.
00:32:46He's a martial arts instructor, has his own dojo, no kids, never been married.
00:32:51Favorite movie is Best of the Best.
00:32:54Dislikes pickles, mustard, and coconuts.
00:32:56He is 44 years old.
00:32:59No, he's not going to work out.
00:33:01Was it the pickles?
00:33:02No, he's too old for me.
00:33:05I think, like, 10 years older is my limit.
00:33:10Okay, good to know.
00:33:11We can eliminate a bunch by knowing what your requirements are.
00:33:14Have a seat.
00:33:16We will put them all into three categories.
00:33:18Yes, no, and maybe.
00:33:20And we don't eliminate the maybes.
00:33:22There have been plenty of times that somebody out of the maybes has ended up wowing the director and getting
00:33:26the part.
00:33:26So, John Jeffries is a no.
00:33:29Mm-hmm.
00:33:29What would prevent you from going out with someone?
00:33:32I don't know.
00:33:34Well, how important are looks to you?
00:33:36Not super important, but, I mean, it's a plus if he's attractive.
00:33:43Is there anyone here on the walls you'd eliminate just by looks?
00:33:46Uh, um, I don't know.
00:33:52I mean, I feel super weird judging all these Johns just based on their photos.
00:33:56Fine.
00:33:57We won't eliminate anyone based on looks.
00:34:00So, 10 years older is the limit.
00:34:02Can he be younger than you?
00:34:03No.
00:34:04No one younger than me.
00:34:05Really?
00:34:06Not even, like, a year or just a few months?
00:34:08Hmm.
00:34:08Hmm.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:11Someone between 30 and 40.
00:34:14Let's see what that does.
00:34:16That only eliminates 24.
00:34:21They never even got a chance.
00:34:24There's still 163 on the list.
00:34:27Oh!
00:34:28I thought of something.
00:34:29I would like for them to have a job, be financially responsible, and not live at home with their
00:34:38parents.
00:34:39How much taller than you can he be?
00:34:41Uh, eight inches.
00:34:46What?
00:34:47I don't have to stand on a stool to kiss him.
00:34:50So, what does that do to the numbers?
00:34:52Has to be employed, not living with parents, between five, four, and six feet.
00:34:58Anything else?
00:35:00I think that's a pretty good start.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:03That eliminates another 73.
00:35:0890.
00:35:09That's a great number to start scheduling.
00:35:12Scheduling your dates.
00:35:1490?
00:35:15Don't worry.
00:35:16We have a plan.
00:35:18Am I supposed to be the one contacting these people?
00:35:21Just the Johns you know.
00:35:23I'll worry about the ones I know, and Brooke will contact the one she knows.
00:35:26It's either that, or we create a dating profile for you stating that you're looking for a
00:35:31soulmate named John.
00:35:32Okay, your way is better.
00:35:35You're doing good, buddy.
00:35:37Just a little further.
00:35:40There you are.
00:35:41I got you.
00:35:47Here you go, miss.
00:35:49Gee, thanks, mister.
00:35:52You see that?
00:35:53Fulfilling your nightly responsibilities.
00:35:57Oh, speaking of, how did things go with future Mrs. Carpenter?
00:36:01I blew it.
00:36:02I didn't ask her out.
00:36:03I didn't even ask for her number.
00:36:04I'll probably never see her again.
00:36:05You're just out of practice, that's all.
00:36:07Maybe you'll get another shot.
00:36:11Aw, look at those little feet.
00:36:13Hmm, they sure are wiggly in there.
00:36:16Feels like they're having a wrestling match.
00:36:20Let's see if we can find that heartbeat.
00:36:23You know, I read that a higher fetal heartbeat means that you're having a girl.
00:36:27How high?
00:36:28Over 140.
00:36:30What's normal?
00:36:32120 to 160 beats per minute.
00:36:40It's so beautiful.
00:36:42There's still only two in there, right?
00:36:44Yes.
00:36:45Two very healthy heartbeats, both over 140.
00:36:49Would you like to know the genders?
00:36:51Oh, no.
00:36:51My husband and I would like to find out at the same time, but he couldn't make it today
00:36:55because he's home with our sick little girl.
00:36:57Well, we'll do it next time, then.
00:36:59If you don't mind me asking, how long did it take for you to become an ultrasound tech?
00:37:05Uh, let's see, with school and everything, um, about four years.
00:37:09Seems worth it.
00:37:10Oh, definitely.
00:37:13Well, doctor will be in shortly.
00:37:17So, are you still weighing your career options?
00:37:20I've made up my mind that I want to try something completely different.
00:37:24The other day when I went to the job interview, it was very clear that I am no longer interested
00:37:28in that field, and I think the company could see it, too.
00:37:32Well, are you leaning toward anything particular?
00:37:35Sadly, no.
00:37:37Oh.
00:37:42Yes?
00:37:43Hey, make it quick.
00:37:44The doctor will be in any minute.
00:37:45Okay, I have everything booked.
00:37:47I just sent you over the calendar.
00:37:50You have me going out every night this week.
00:37:53Guys, I'm starting to second guess this decision.
00:37:56Oh, you are not backing out now.
00:37:58You are committed.
00:37:59I'm going to get fat eating out that much.
00:38:01Not every day is taking you out to eat.
00:38:03And we've put them in charge of what you're going to be doing.
00:38:05And we did say no to zero-effort men.
00:38:08We do not accept coffee or a walk as a suitable date option, and neither should you.
00:38:12But I like walks.
00:38:14You are not a dog.
00:38:15And I have an espresso machine at home.
00:38:18You know, I think it's all about compatibility.
00:38:20When people our age get set and comfortable in their routines, we forget how to be around others.
00:38:28Did you read that somewhere?
00:38:30In a magazine in the waiting room.
00:38:33Guys, maybe we should just let a John come into my life instead of forcing it to happen.
00:38:39And so far, the only John that has come into your life naturally is a kid on a Ferris wheel.
00:38:44Oh, gotta go.
00:38:44Bye.
00:38:45Hi, Dr. Murphy.
00:38:46Hey.
00:38:47John.
00:38:49Allison Schaefer?
00:38:50Oh, my gosh.
00:38:51How are you?
00:38:53Good.
00:38:53How are you?
00:38:55We knew each other in high school.
00:38:57In fact, I think that was the last time that I saw you.
00:38:59We had like four or five classes together.
00:39:02Did you hear Mr. Green retired?
00:39:03History teacher Green?
00:39:04Yeah, after 46 years.
00:39:05Can you believe that?
00:39:07Wow.
00:39:08Oh, Helen, I'm sorry.
00:39:09You and your babies are a priority here.
00:39:10How are you feeling?
00:39:11Oh, no.
00:39:12You two should catch up.
00:39:13Maybe over lunch or something.
00:39:14I don't...
00:39:15I think that's a good idea.
00:39:17I'll add him to the list.
00:39:25This would be a lot easier if you just waited until I was finished.
00:39:28But he's going to be here any minute.
00:39:29I know.
00:39:30Okay.
00:39:31Got it.
00:39:31She's all yours.
00:39:36What's wrong?
00:39:38Aren't you excited?
00:39:39I guess I'm a little apprehensive.
00:39:41It's been a while since I've been out on a date.
00:39:46Don't be afraid of rejection.
00:39:47Besides, you're going to be the one doing the rejecting.
00:39:50That sounds worse.
00:39:51I mean, it just doesn't seem fair to everyone else that I'm going to be going out with.
00:39:56Just have fun.
00:39:57If there's something there, pursue it.
00:39:58If not, remember that the date's going to be over in a couple hours,
00:40:02and you don't have to see him again if you don't want to.
00:40:04Plus, you're charming and beautiful, and any man, John or not, would be lucky to go out with you.
00:40:11Thanks.
00:40:15Eh, I don't see it.
00:40:16He's a maybe.
00:40:18Remember what you said about maybes.
00:40:20Is he one of yours?
00:40:21He's one of mine.
00:40:23I knew him from college.
00:40:26Oh.
00:40:28I'll get it.
00:40:30Okay.
00:40:34Hey, Allie.
00:40:35Hi, John.
00:40:37You, uh, ready to go?
00:40:39I'm all ready.
00:40:41All right.
00:40:42Great.
00:40:48He better open the door for her.
00:40:50Yeah, or else this date is over real quick.
00:40:54Oh, good.
00:40:55He did.
00:40:55Lucky for him.
00:40:56Mm-hmm.
00:41:09Everything okay?
00:41:11Yeah, great.
00:41:16It's been a few years since college.
00:41:19How, how have you been?
00:41:21Oh, so great.
00:41:23And your family?
00:41:25They good?
00:41:26Oh, yeah.
00:41:27They're, they're really great.
00:41:33That's, that's great.
00:41:36Yeah.
00:41:43Tell me everything.
00:41:46Is he the one?
00:41:47Uh, definite no.
00:41:50What did you guys do?
00:41:52We drove in his truck for a long, long time.
00:41:56I had no idea where we were going.
00:41:58And then we finally stopped at a gas station where he bought me an ice cream bar and then
00:42:04took me back home.
00:42:04Um, was the conversation at least good?
00:42:07Oh, it was great.
00:42:09Or at least that's how he responded to every single thing that I asked him.
00:42:16Who's next?
00:42:26Hi, Ellie.
00:42:33Wow, this looks great.
00:42:35Oh, it tastes even better.
00:42:38Will someone be joining us?
00:42:41Can I speak to you in a minute?
00:42:45But I think all of them, best of all, is my Florida boy chat too.
00:42:49Want to see Florida dance?
00:42:51How tall are you?
00:42:53Um, just to like venture out and like see other parts.
00:42:57My favorite childhood memories just to do that.
00:43:09It was a very shaky night for the rookie quarterback to see this first bit of action.
00:43:14He threw for 11 of 24 passes, 112 yards.
00:43:22If you're choosing to start to eat again after a long while, then you've got to do it when
00:43:26you really feel like you're ready.
00:43:27You're probably going to be bringing all of this emotional baggage with you, which is just
00:43:31the worst.
00:43:34That sparkle in your eye tells me I'm the only guy who can take your breath away and make
00:43:41you smile.
00:43:43Oh, my Ellie, I'm smitten by you.
00:43:54I can't decide if I want to set her up with this one or this one.
00:43:57I just don't know if I love the mustache.
00:44:00Oh, uh, how'd it go last night?
00:44:03I don't know how much more of this I can take.
00:44:05Ugh, that good, huh?
00:44:07At the end of the day, he hugs me and then leans in and says, I like my women flabby,
00:44:14not firm.
00:44:15This isn't going to work out.
00:44:16Uh, how did you respond?
00:44:19I said, thank you, and then hurried into the apartment.
00:44:24He wasn't one of mine, was he?
00:44:27Well, there are still plenty of Johns on the list.
00:44:32Maybe I read about this the wrong way.
00:44:34What do you mean?
00:44:35Or am I the issue?
00:44:37No.
00:44:38Am I undateable?
00:44:39You are not the issue.
00:44:41Have hope.
00:44:42Tomorrow you have a date with my doctor.
00:44:45Huh.
00:44:46I didn't like someone normal, or at least he was in high school.
00:44:49What do you know about this guy anyway, besides the fact that he's delivering your babies?
00:44:54He dresses really well, has a nice car, good job, single.
00:45:00I might actually be looking forward to this one.
00:45:07So you've never been married?
00:45:09Nope.
00:45:09Never.
00:45:11Why is that so hard for you to believe?
00:45:13I just always pictured you happily married.
00:45:15Oh, you drew a picture of me happily married?
00:45:18No, but I could take a shot at it if you'd like.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:24You're welcome.
00:45:26Do you know those yearbook predictions from high school?
00:45:30Like, who's most likely to end up in prison?
00:45:32You know, that sort of thing?
00:45:33Yeah, did yours say most likely to be a doctor?
00:45:35Yes, actually.
00:45:37And happily married.
00:45:39You're not married, right?
00:45:40No, no, no.
00:45:42Divorced for a few years.
00:45:43No kids.
00:45:44Maybe the happily married part is still yet to come.
00:45:48So, what was your predictions?
00:45:52I don't remember.
00:45:57So who left who?
00:46:00She left me.
00:46:02I'm sorry.
00:46:04You know, we just wanted different things.
00:46:06I wanted a family, and she wanted a Raul, her personal trainer.
00:46:12You know, she would always tell me how exhausting it was for her to tell me all the things that
00:46:17I needed to do.
00:46:18And odd reason, you know, just tell me what you want me to do, and I'll gladly do it.
00:46:23She just didn't want to be my mother.
00:46:26You...
00:46:29You okay?
00:46:32John?
00:46:34John?
00:46:38He's choking!
00:46:39Help!
00:46:39Somebody help!
00:46:40Come here.
00:46:41I've got you.
00:46:41I've got you.
00:46:45There you go.
00:46:46Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:46:48You okay?
00:46:49Yeah, thank you.
00:46:50Have a seat.
00:46:51Let's make sure you're all right.
00:46:54Grab some water.
00:47:01Hi.
00:47:02The date was not bad.
00:47:03The date was actually going really well.
00:47:07That is, until John started choking, and I panicked.
00:47:12Is he okay?
00:47:13What happened?
00:47:14I wanted to do something, but I just froze and did nothing.
00:47:19Luckily, the fireman from the carnival was there and helped him.
00:47:23Was it the handsome one or bad pick-up lines?
00:47:26His name is Sean, and I don't even think I thanked him.
00:47:32Hmm.
00:47:34I don't know what my problem is.
00:47:35I was just sitting there, staring at her the entire time.
00:47:39I mean, while she's on a date with another guy, I'm just setting myself up for failure.
00:47:45What are you doing?
00:47:46Hi.
00:47:48Uh, Ellie.
00:47:52Hey, I gotta go.
00:47:55Yeah.
00:48:01Can I, uh...
00:48:03I, um...
00:48:05I wanted to say thank you for saving the guy that I was with.
00:48:10How's your date?
00:48:11Is he doing okay?
00:48:12As far as I know.
00:48:14Good.
00:48:17Um, it looked like your date was going well.
00:48:20It was.
00:48:22Actually, well, until, you know.
00:48:26Why did you keep staring at me while you were on a date with another woman?
00:48:30I hope it wasn't a date.
00:48:32What?
00:48:33Uh, my Aunt Sherry.
00:48:35Uh, the woman I was with was my Aunt Sherry.
00:48:39Oh.
00:48:41Uh...
00:48:42Sorry for jumping to conclusions.
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:47But still, you did keep looking at me.
00:48:51I did.
00:48:55How did you not panic when my date was choking?
00:48:59Like, you came over and assessed the situation and acted.
00:49:02You, you saved his life.
00:49:03You know, I, I still get a little nervous every time there's a situation like that.
00:49:08But I just let my training take over.
00:49:13What would it take to become a first responder?
00:49:16Any particular field?
00:49:18Paramedic, EMT, firefighter?
00:49:21I started taking an EMT course my freshman year, but I never finished.
00:49:26I'm sure that would be easy to pick back up.
00:49:28What happened earlier at the cafe, I do not want a repeat of that.
00:49:32I want to be ready and willing to act.
00:49:36Everybody responds different in a situation like that.
00:49:38But you responded how I want to respond.
00:49:41Well, finish your EMT course, and I'm sure you would.
00:49:44What are the typical hours like for an EMT?
00:49:47Mostly 12-hour shifts, but it's not uncommon to have to stay late
00:49:51because of a call that comes in at the end of your shift.
00:49:54And how did you get certified?
00:49:56Six months at a community college.
00:49:58I was taking other courses at the same time and being EMT certified.
00:50:02It really helped when I decided to become a fireman.
00:50:04What made you decide that?
00:50:07My mom.
00:50:10She embroidered a quote and hung it on her wall at home.
00:50:13It was by Ralph Waldo Emerson.
00:50:15And it said, the purpose of life is to not be happy.
00:50:19It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate,
00:50:23to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
00:50:27Your mom embroidered all that?
00:50:30Yeah.
00:50:32And you feel like you're making a difference?
00:50:36Some days, yeah.
00:50:39All in all, I recommend it as a profession if you're looking to give back to your community.
00:50:44On the other hand, if you're looking to be a hero or make a lot of money,
00:50:48it's not the field for you.
00:50:50Thanks for answering all of my questions.
00:50:52I know it was a lot.
00:50:53Yeah, no problem.
00:50:56Uh, let me give you my number.
00:50:59If you have any more questions, I can...
00:51:01Oh, yeah.
00:51:03Okay, yeah, that would be great.
00:51:05That's nice, actually.
00:51:09Okay, I finally decided I want to become a first responder.
00:51:13Like a firefighter?
00:51:15I want to be an EMT and then work my way up to being a paramedic.
00:51:19Is there a difference?
00:51:20Well, EMTs, they mostly deal with CPR, tourniquet application, and wound treatment.
00:51:26Paramedics, they perform more advanced procedures.
00:51:29I think you are suffering the effects from your mid-midlife crisis.
00:51:34I'm serious.
00:51:36After talking to Sean, I'm sure that this is what I want to do.
00:51:39But isn't that like starting over with school?
00:51:41Are you still going to have time while we're trying to find your one and only John?
00:51:47You guys are not being supportive.
00:51:49Did Sean talk you into this?
00:51:51Not at all.
00:51:53I just asked him a bunch of questions, and...
00:51:57We actually had a lot of fun together.
00:51:59We spent the entire afternoon talking.
00:52:02That's swell and all, but you're supposed to be finding love with a John.
00:52:06Ah!
00:52:06All right, everyone, let's find out what these babies are!
00:52:10Don't forget, you have six dates this week.
00:52:12Six?
00:52:13Check your calendar.
00:52:13I did give you tomorrow off.
00:52:15Oh, I should probably tell you that I set you up on a second date with my doctor, and it's
00:52:18tomorrow.
00:52:18Okay, on the count of three.
00:52:22One, two, three!
00:52:25Woo!
00:52:25Woo!
00:52:28Oh, my goodness!
00:52:30Double rouge.
00:52:37Nice swing.
00:52:38Thanks.
00:52:39You sure you haven't done this before?
00:52:41First time.
00:52:52Wow, that is incredibly accurate.
00:52:55Don't look so surprised.
00:52:56Are you sure you're not signed with the PGA?
00:52:59This is a good idea.
00:53:01Yeah, I'm glad we did this.
00:53:04So I've been thinking about making a career change.
00:53:07Something still with computers, right?
00:53:09EMT, actually.
00:53:11That is quite the change.
00:53:12I know.
00:53:13Are you sure you want to do that?
00:53:16You don't think I should?
00:53:17No, no, no, that's not what I meant.
00:53:18It's just...
00:53:22It's the hospital.
00:53:23I gotta deliver it.
00:53:24I gotta go.
00:53:24It's not Helen, is it?
00:53:25No, no, no.
00:53:26She's still a ways out.
00:53:27We should do this again sometime.
00:53:29Sure.
00:53:30I'm sorry.
00:53:37Hey, hold up.
00:53:41Who is it?
00:53:42Hi.
00:53:43Hi.
00:53:44It's her, isn't it?
00:53:45Isn't it?
00:53:46I have...
00:53:46I wanted to say thanks again for answering all my questions the other day.
00:53:52I decided that I want to be an EMT.
00:53:55That's awesome.
00:53:56And then maybe work my way up to being a paramedic.
00:54:00I could totally see you doing that.
00:54:03You're like the first person who's shown any excitement about this.
00:54:07What's not to be excited about?
00:54:08Such a great choice.
00:54:10I know you're gonna love it.
00:54:12I was wondering if you would point me in the right direction.
00:54:17I could do better than that.
00:54:19I could help you along the way and make sure you take all the best courses with the best
00:54:24teachers, show you what to prepare for, help you with the exams.
00:54:28You would do that?
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:30I want to see you succeed.
00:54:34Um, I'll put some things together for you and maybe we can meet up tomorrow morning?
00:54:39Uh, let me check my calendar.
00:54:42One sec.
00:54:45Um...
00:54:46I can't tomorrow morning.
00:54:49Uh, when can you?
00:54:50Or Thursday morning.
00:54:53You're a busy lady.
00:54:55How's Friday morning?
00:54:56I'll make it work.
00:54:58Come by the fire station around nine.
00:55:00Great.
00:55:01Uh, thank you.
00:55:02Perfect.
00:55:03I'll...
00:55:03I'll see you then.
00:55:05Bye.
00:55:11That's right.
00:55:12That's right.
00:55:13Yeah.
00:55:17What are we going to do about Allie?
00:55:19I'm worried about her.
00:55:21I mean, I think out of everyone she's seen so far, I think Dr. Jonah's the best.
00:55:27What is it?
00:55:29It's too quiet.
00:55:31Ryan?
00:55:34Ryan?
00:55:36Try calling him.
00:55:37Yeah.
00:55:45Voicemail again.
00:55:47Maybe he finally snapped.
00:55:49He realized that being married to you is just too much work and he's on his way to Belize.
00:55:55This is so unlike him.
00:55:57Isn't this what you wanted, though?
00:55:59Irresponsible, lazy, less perfect.
00:56:01Yeah, but the kids were supposed to be to bed hours ago.
00:56:04Ugh, he's going to be in so much trouble.
00:56:06I'm sure they're fine.
00:56:08Have you noticed that Allie's starting to act irrationally?
00:56:11Do you hear that?
00:56:12What?
00:56:13That.
00:56:22Too perfect, huh?
00:56:34Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:56:36What?
00:56:37He sent me some texts I didn't even see, letting me know that the kids were scared and was going
00:56:42to stay with them, but would get to the dishes after they fell asleep.
00:56:47I'm a bad wife.
00:56:50You're not a bad wife.
00:56:51You're just starting to realize what an amazing man you have.
00:56:55He is pretty amazing, huh?
00:56:57And he even left some dishes for you to do.
00:56:59But look what he did to me.
00:57:01Oh, I think you had a little bit to do with that yourself.
00:57:06So, what are we going to do about Allie?
00:57:09I wouldn't stress about it.
00:57:10She's made up her mind about work.
00:57:11The best thing we can do is support her.
00:57:14Yeah.
00:57:15Just as long as she doesn't forget about finding her soulmate, John.
00:57:20I made a list of some things you'll need to do and some resources to help you get signed
00:57:24up.
00:57:24This is amazing.
00:57:27You don't need a college degree to be an EMT, but you do need a high school diploma.
00:57:30Check.
00:57:32You need to be CPR certified before you enroll in the course.
00:57:35Okay.
00:57:35I had one of those, but I think it's expired now.
00:57:38Yeah.
00:57:38Most certifications only last for a year or two, so you'll have to redo that.
00:57:42But luckily, we offer a course.
00:57:43It only takes a couple hours.
00:57:45Sign me up for the next one.
00:57:48Then you'll have to take a cognitive exam.
00:57:51Is that the kind of test that you can take online?
00:57:53Yep.
00:57:54It lasts between 60 and 110 questions.
00:57:56What kinds of questions?
00:57:58It covers everything from airways, ventilation, respiration, cardiology, resuscitation.
00:58:03It takes about two hours.
00:58:04The biggest thing you'll need to do is complete a state-approved education program.
00:58:08Is that like the one I started in college?
00:58:10Yep.
00:58:11However, there's an accelerated EMT training course that takes only 19 days, as opposed to
00:58:16six months at a community college.
00:58:18Okay.
00:58:20I definitely want to do the accelerated course.
00:58:24It's just my schedule is a little crazy over the next little while.
00:58:29Oh.
00:58:30I know it sounds bad.
00:58:32It's just I have a date.
00:58:34Like, every day for the next several weeks.
00:58:40Um, every day.
00:58:44With the same guy or different guys?
00:58:48Different?
00:58:50Oh.
00:58:51Dare I ask?
00:58:52I know.
00:58:53It sounds so bad saying it out loud.
00:58:55But it...
00:58:58It's complicated.
00:59:00But I am serious about being an EMT, so I'm going to start as soon as I can.
00:59:04And you're serial dating?
00:59:08You don't know the half of it.
00:59:10While we wait for the last few people to arrive, make sure you have your packets so we can review.
00:59:15And we're going to go over to Doctors ABC shortly.
00:59:19Thanks for coming with me.
00:59:21Yeah, no problem.
00:59:21One of my worst fears is one of my kids choking and me not knowing what to do.
00:59:28So, how did your date with the latest John go?
00:59:33While we were watching the movie, I reached over for some popcorn and he pulled the tub away and asked
00:59:39me if my hands were clean.
00:59:41Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:59:42It gets better.
00:59:43He then said he had to go to the bathroom and he took the tub of popcorn with him.
00:59:48What?
00:59:49And then never came back.
00:59:53At least I was finally able to enjoy the movie.
00:59:57Hey, Helen.
00:59:59Will you cancel all my upcoming dates?
01:00:01Even my doctor?
01:00:03No, he actually has some potential, but all the others I just can't handle.
01:00:09I really want to focus on my EMT training.
01:00:14Okay.
01:00:15As long as you take time to focus on Dr. John.
01:00:19Now I just have to convince Brooke.
01:00:22All right, everyone.
01:00:23The doctor's ABCs is a handy acronym to help you remember what to do when you find someone unconscious.
01:00:29You can't give up.
01:00:31I'm not giving up.
01:00:32I just can't go on any more blind dates.
01:00:36But some potential good ones are coming up.
01:00:40How many dates have I been on?
01:00:43A lot.
01:00:44Over 50.
01:00:4650 dates.
01:00:48And I've only been on one second date.
01:00:50One.
01:00:50What does that tell you?
01:00:52That I've failed.
01:00:54No.
01:00:55Yes.
01:00:56No.
01:00:59Look, I appreciate everything that you and Helen have set up for me.
01:01:03I just...
01:01:05I think it was too much all at once.
01:01:09I may have gone a little overboard.
01:01:14A little.
01:01:24Are you sure?
01:01:27I'm sure.
01:01:33But you still think that there's potential with Dr. John?
01:01:36I do.
01:01:37He's really nice.
01:01:39But we have yet to finish a date.
01:01:48Nice hit.
01:01:49Nice hit.
01:01:49Nice hit.
01:01:50There you go.
01:01:53Nice.
01:02:02I came.
01:02:04I'm sorry.
01:02:05I shouldn't have played that hard.
01:02:07Glad you didn't hold back.
01:02:08This is your first time playing?
01:02:10Showed that much?
01:02:11No, you're great.
01:02:12I mean, you play like a pro.
01:02:15So how's the EMT thing going?
01:02:17I have a test coming up.
01:02:19If I pass, I can start the accelerated course.
01:02:22I'm a little nervous.
01:02:23No, I'm sure you'll do great.
01:02:25Maybe you can help me study.
01:02:26How?
01:02:27I don't know.
01:02:28Like, quiz me.
01:02:29On things like how many liters of oxygen is a d-sized cylinder capable of carrying.
01:02:37Look, it's...
01:02:38It's a hospital.
01:02:40I'm sorry.
01:02:41I gotta get going.
01:02:42I'm still trying to figure out this whole balance between work life and personal life and...
01:02:46You mean, like, not dating your patient's friends?
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:49Yeah, something like that.
01:02:52Which symptoms are most commonly associated with cardiac-related chest pain?
01:02:56It's not lower back pain.
01:02:59Jaw pain.
01:03:00That's correct.
01:03:03All right, next one.
01:03:05What patient would be most likely to require insulin injections?
01:03:08A 92-year-old male with type 2 diabetes, a 25-year-old male with type 1 diabetes.
01:03:1325-year-old male with type 1 diabetes.
01:03:15You don't want to hear the other options?
01:03:17Well, if he's a 25-year-old male with type 1 diabetes, he most likely isn't capable of producing his
01:03:21own insulin.
01:03:22You got them all.
01:03:24You're definitely ready.
01:03:25I feel ready.
01:03:26You nervous?
01:03:28Not with you in my corner.
01:03:31Thanks for helping me study.
01:03:32Of course.
01:03:38What's the rule about having boys over when I'm not here?
01:03:42She's kidding.
01:03:44I was just leaving.
01:03:45I bet you were.
01:03:49You'll do awesome tomorrow.
01:03:50Thanks.
01:03:52Nice to see you again.
01:03:54Mm-hmm.
01:04:01Oh, what do you think you're doing?
01:04:03Studying for my test tomorrow?
01:04:05With your hair all done up nice and smelling all...
01:04:07Smelling...
01:04:08You're wearing my perfume.
01:04:09You said I could borrow some.
01:04:10Yeah, when you're out with Dr. John, not with that guy.
01:04:14Don't worry.
01:04:15I'm going to see Dr. John tomorrow after my test.
01:04:18Good.
01:04:19I just want to make sure that your priorities are straight.
01:04:27On call again?
01:04:29Yeah.
01:04:30I mean, that's why I chose this place.
01:04:31Just in case I'm called in.
01:04:34Doesn't that ever get to you?
01:04:36Just always feeling like you're at work?
01:04:38It's crossed my mind.
01:04:40But I love what I do.
01:04:42Feels like I've...
01:04:45You know, taking care of women is my life's calling.
01:04:51You know, that sounded a lot more strange coming out than just staying up there.
01:04:57Wasn't your dad a surgeon?
01:04:59Yeah, he still is.
01:05:01I mean, that's why I got in the medical field in the first place.
01:05:04I love surgery.
01:05:05I mean, you can actually cure a patient's disease with the right operation.
01:05:11And then I delivered that first baby, and it all made sense.
01:05:16You know, in my line of work, there's two patients.
01:05:18The mother and the child.
01:05:20And there's nothing like bringing new life into the world.
01:05:24I got to be at my niece's birth, and seeing those little hands and their eyes open for the first
01:05:34time, it was...
01:05:37It was amazing.
01:05:40See why you do it.
01:05:44What?
01:05:46It's kind of like we just picked back up from when we were in high school.
01:06:06You're never going to believe...
01:06:10...the hospital.
01:06:12I'm sorry. I have to cut the time short.
01:06:15It's okay. I understand.
01:06:18I'm off work next week.
01:06:20Okay, I'll pick you up, take you on a formal date.
01:06:22Okay.
01:06:24Thank you for understanding.
01:06:25Yeah, of course.
01:06:43John!
01:06:45Ellie.
01:06:45Is everything all right?
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:49Where did you run from?
01:06:53You passed.
01:06:54Yeah.
01:06:55100%.
01:06:56That's amazing.
01:06:57Thanks to you.
01:06:59Hey, I just led you in the right direction.
01:07:01That's all you.
01:07:01I couldn't have done it without you.
01:07:03Let's celebrate.
01:07:05We can celebrate by letting me take you out.
01:07:08I'm all sweaty.
01:07:09How about this Saturday?
01:07:11That is, if it doesn't interfere with your other dating adventures.
01:07:15It's pretty much done with now.
01:07:17Thank goodness.
01:07:19Really?
01:07:21Saturday would be nice.
01:07:36I'm glad you came.
01:07:37It's nice to finally spend some time together.
01:07:40Studying doesn't count.
01:07:41You know what I mean.
01:07:42It's one of the few times you haven't seen me in my uniform.
01:07:45It does look good on you.
01:07:47Thanks.
01:07:49I bet your mom's really proud of you.
01:07:51Being a fireman.
01:07:53My mom?
01:07:54Her quote that inspired you, right?
01:07:57Oh.
01:07:58Yeah, she would be.
01:08:01I lost both of my parents when I was in college.
01:08:04I'm sorry.
01:08:06It's okay.
01:08:07It was a long time ago.
01:08:18Now the only family I have close by is my aunt.
01:08:20The one you thought I was dating.
01:08:22Oh.
01:08:23But she's always off traveling, so.
01:08:26I imagine it gets lonely not having any family around.
01:08:30Definitely.
01:08:33What were your parents like?
01:08:36Um, everything a kid could ask for.
01:08:38I had a really ideal childhood growing up.
01:08:40I was a very happy kid.
01:08:42My family ate dinner together every night.
01:08:45Prayed together.
01:08:46Parents even came to all my baseball games.
01:08:49Now my family's been at work.
01:08:52What about a family of your own?
01:08:55You know, I almost got married once.
01:08:57After a year together, she said if it's too good to be true, it probably is.
01:09:02And she ended it.
01:09:05I'm sorry.
01:09:06It's okay.
01:09:07Better to break up before we got married.
01:09:11And no one since then?
01:09:14You know, just me and my work.
01:09:17How about you?
01:09:20The same, I guess.
01:09:22I kind of just threw myself into work and my own routine and just never made time for friends or
01:09:30anything else, really.
01:09:33I guess I just got comfortable.
01:09:36Yeah, I get that.
01:09:49What did I just walk into?
01:09:51An intervention.
01:09:55You and Sean have been spending lots of time together.
01:09:59Yeah, because he's been helping me study.
01:10:03I don't think that there was any studying today.
01:10:06Unless it was about the nerves in each other's lips.
01:10:10We haven't kissed.
01:10:12Good.
01:10:13Why not?
01:10:16Listen, I really enjoy spending time with Sean.
01:10:19We know why he's helping you.
01:10:21It's because he likes you.
01:10:22I like him too.
01:10:24But what about John?
01:10:26I like both John and Sean.
01:10:29Helen and I both agree that this John could be the one.
01:10:33It's just, we're not enough of priority to one another.
01:10:37But John's great.
01:10:39Yeah, when I actually get a chance to see him.
01:10:44Sean is really nice though.
01:10:46Helen, not helping.
01:10:49Do you have feelings for Sean?
01:10:53I'm not sure.
01:10:55What's holding you back?
01:10:58Everything Madam Zoe has said has come true.
01:11:01And that's why I keep wanting to spend time with Dr. John.
01:11:04But I just feel a little confused because spending time with Sean is so much easier.
01:11:10Either Madam Zoe's fortunes are real or she's a fraud.
01:11:14So far, she seems pretty real.
01:11:19All I know is I used to feel in control of my life.
01:11:23Then after seeing Madam Zoe, I started to feel uncertain.
01:11:28So many things were concrete.
01:11:30And now I just feel like I'm on board a ship that's last at sea and I have no control.
01:11:38Do you feel like you're in control now?
01:11:41It's hard to feel like you're in control when fortunes seem to be dictating your life.
01:11:45But it's not that.
01:11:46It's fate not dictating your life, but showing you a better future.
01:11:52I just want stability and to feel like I am accomplishing something good.
01:11:58By taking this course, I feel like I'm doing that.
01:12:02Maybe Sean is helping you to get what you want.
01:12:06But that doesn't mean that he's the one.
01:12:10You need to make a choice.
01:12:12And you know who I vote for.
01:12:35Kiss her yet?
01:12:36No.
01:12:38That's none of your business.
01:12:39Of course it's my business.
01:12:41I got to know when to get a new suit for when you ask me to be your best man.
01:12:45Taking it slow.
01:12:46A little too slow if you ask me.
01:12:48Does she even know how you feel?
01:12:51I don't know.
01:12:52Why are we talking about this stuff anyways?
01:12:54You got to let her know how you feel.
01:12:56Yeah, I don't know.
01:12:58Seems risky.
01:12:59You're a good looking man, Sean.
01:13:03I think.
01:13:04I mean it.
01:13:05You got a lot going for you.
01:13:06And ever since you met this girl, you've been different.
01:13:11And I don't want you to lose out on this opportunity for you to be happy again.
01:13:22I don't know.
01:13:27You got a lot going for you.
01:13:52Wait.
01:13:56This isn't fair to you, John.
01:13:59What?
01:14:02I don't think...
01:14:17...that this is gonna work out.
01:14:20Oh.
01:14:22It's just not meant to be.
01:14:24It's worth a shot.
01:14:27You're a really good man, John.
01:14:30You're gonna make someone really happy.
01:14:34But not you.
01:14:38Thanks for understanding.
01:14:49Mike, hey, have you seen Sean?
01:14:51I haven't been able to get a hold of him.
01:14:53I thought he was on his way to see you.
01:14:54No, I haven't seen him.
01:14:56Oh, let me try.
01:15:01Hey, Sean.
01:15:02Hey, what's going on, man?
01:15:03I got Ali here looking for you.
01:15:06Ah.
01:15:08Okay.
01:15:10Yeah, I see.
01:15:13All right, bye.
01:15:14He's okay?
01:15:15Uh, yeah, he's, uh...
01:15:21He said, uh...
01:15:25Mike, where is he?
01:15:34Hey, Sean.
01:15:36I've been looking for you.
01:15:38Found me.
01:15:41Sean, there's something that I need to talk to you about.
01:15:46Remember that day at the carnival?
01:15:49After the whole Ferris wheel incident?
01:15:51I was there looking for Madam Zoe, the fortune teller.
01:15:54It was because of something that she told me.
01:15:57Because she told me that I would need to find a new apartment,
01:15:59and that I would need a new job,
01:16:01and that I should be on the lookout for my soulmate,
01:16:03some guy named John.
01:16:05Why are you telling me about this?
01:16:06My friends and I, we put together a list of every John that we knew,
01:16:11and then they gave me this dating calendar,
01:16:14and I went along with it, and I don't know why I did.
01:16:17I really, I really shouldn't have.
01:16:19And then it turned into this whole fiasco,
01:16:21where I was going out on a date every night.
01:16:25So, every one of those dates you went on was with someone named John?
01:16:32I, I didn't want to give Madam Zoe's fortune a second thought,
01:16:35but then my apartment flooded,
01:16:38and then I needed to find a new job,
01:16:40and I, I thought that there, there might be something to it.
01:16:43You know, I know that sounds crazy.
01:16:46Yeah, it does.
01:16:49But I don't want it to be that way.
01:16:53I, I, I broke off my date tonight because I wanted...
01:16:57You break all of your dates with a kiss?
01:17:00You saw that?
01:17:03Apparently I wasn't supposed to.
01:17:08Sean, it is not what you think.
01:17:10No? Then what is it?
01:17:14It's just, he's not the right one.
01:17:19I'm sure there's plenty more Johns out there.
01:17:28You're going to make a great EMT, Ellie.
01:17:49It's fine, at least.
01:17:50Now I can focus completely on class.
01:18:07You know what I mean.
01:18:09You know what I mean.
01:18:12Come on, man.
01:18:13Oh, yeah, buddy.
01:18:41Thank you so much for everything.
01:18:44Oh, my God.
01:19:14I'm tired of being around Mr. Doom and Glow.
01:19:18So what if your name isn't John?
01:19:20You liked her, right?
01:19:22I mean, you really liked her.
01:19:26Yeah, I really did.
01:19:30There are some men who are good at communicating what they want.
01:19:34But more often than not, we're taught to stay strong.
01:19:38Be tough in the face of sadness.
01:19:40It's like we're supposed to put on this false bravado when we're grappling with emotions.
01:19:45That's surprisingly deep.
01:19:47Most of us aren't always able to share our worries and fears and frustrations with others.
01:19:53We all need a woman we can open up to.
01:19:55Someone kind and understanding we can be vulnerable with.
01:20:00And you need to open up to her.
01:20:04I know you've been hurt before, man.
01:20:06I know.
01:20:09But you've got to give her a chance.
01:20:34It's a lot quieter with Allie gone.
01:20:36You hear from her?
01:20:37No, not since she moved to a new place.
01:20:40I'm going to need some chocolate.
01:20:41Okay.
01:20:44Oh, everything okay?
01:20:46Oh, this isn't good.
01:20:48Oh, no.
01:20:49Do we need to go to the hospital?
01:20:50That might be a good idea.
01:20:51Okay.
01:20:52All right.
01:20:52Come on.
01:20:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20:54It's worse when they stand.
01:20:56Okay.
01:20:56Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:20:57Okay.
01:20:58All right.
01:20:58I'm going to go, Brian.
01:20:59Okay.
01:21:00Okay.
01:21:00I'm going to lie down now.
01:21:01Yes.
01:21:01I'm going to lie down now.
01:21:02Oh, I'm going to lie down now.
01:21:03I'm going to lie down now.
01:21:04I'm going to lie down now.
01:21:20It can be.
01:21:24Breathe.
01:21:25Okay.
01:21:26Oh, okay.
01:21:27Okay.
01:21:30You've got to be kidding me.
01:21:31Oh, I'll let them in.
01:21:33Okay.
01:21:34Hi, Brooke.
01:21:35Hi.
01:21:37Hi, John.
01:21:38Hi.
01:21:38You're still in your second trimester, right?
01:21:40Mm-hmm.
01:21:41How far apart are your contractions?
01:21:42Are they pretty regular?
01:21:43Usually every 15 or 30 seconds,
01:21:45but sometimes as long as two to three minutes.
01:21:47Okay.
01:21:47Let's get you as comfortable as possible
01:21:48and see if they subside to change positions.
01:21:51Okay.
01:21:52Oh.
01:22:02Allison, I was expecting you.
01:22:18It looks like your blood pressure's back to normal.
01:22:21So they weren't contractions?
01:22:24Did you have Braxton Hicks with either of your previous pregnancies?
01:22:27Um, no.
01:22:29Braxton, who, what?
01:22:31It's like when your uterus rehearses for delivery.
01:22:34The contractions are infrequent and irregular
01:22:36and usually subside as you change positions.
01:22:39Real labor contractions are longer, stronger,
01:22:41and get closer together the more you need labor.
01:22:44Just try to stay off your feet for a while.
01:22:46Give your doctor a call.
01:22:47Try to avoid stress.
01:22:50Um, you can help me avoid stress
01:22:53by making things right with Allie.
01:22:55She doesn't care if your name is Sean,
01:22:57John, Jacob, Alice.
01:22:59She wants you.
01:23:02She does?
01:23:03Yeah.
01:23:04You need to go find her.
01:23:08Sean,
01:23:09I realize that I may have been a little blinded
01:23:13by trying to find a guy named John
01:23:14rather than seeing what you and Allie have together.
01:23:17I just love Allie,
01:23:19and I want what's best for her.
01:23:21So, I'll find out where she is.
01:23:23Helen!
01:23:24Ryan!
01:23:25It's okay.
01:23:26It's okay.
01:23:26Pass the alarm.
01:23:28No, I'm so sorry I came as fast as I could.
01:23:31That's okay.
01:23:32You look fantastic in this sweater.
01:23:33Oh, baby.
01:23:34Baby.
01:23:45Not everything you said came true.
01:23:47It's not possible.
01:23:49It was written in stars and must be so.
01:23:52The first two predictions came true,
01:23:55but the third one?
01:23:56There is no John for me.
01:24:00What did you say?
01:24:12That there is no John for me?
01:24:16I'm meant to be with Sean.
01:24:18Sean!
01:24:20Sean!
01:24:28That is what I said.
01:24:29Jean.
01:24:31Wait, what?
01:24:33Spell the name for me.
01:24:35S-E-A-N.
01:24:38Jean.
01:24:40Are you serious?
01:24:42That is not what it sounds like you're saying.
01:25:03I remember you.
01:25:06I'm so sorry about what happened last time.
01:25:09Uh, do you want a free ride?
01:25:13Sure.
01:25:14Why not?
01:25:25Thanks.
01:25:29Hold up!
01:25:39I thought you wouldn't get on one of these things again.
01:25:45What are you doing here?
01:25:47Looking for you.
01:25:59Why were you looking for me?
01:26:02I wanted to say I'm sorry.
01:26:04You shouldn't be the one apologizing.
01:26:07I'm the one who had my priorities all mixed up.
01:26:10I didn't see what I had right in front of me.
01:26:13I was wrong to turn away from you so quickly.
01:26:16I was just hurt and needed to protect myself.
01:26:20And what you saw that night, it's not what you think.
01:26:23The only John that was worth dating, I told him I didn't want to see him anymore, so he kissed
01:26:28me to try and change my mind.
01:26:31Why did you break up with him if you were supposed to end up with a John?
01:26:37Because I finally found someone that I did want to be with.
01:26:42Me too.
01:26:45I mean, with you.
01:26:48All this time we've spent together has felt so natural, like nothing's missing anymore.
01:26:57I feel the same.
01:27:00Even though my name's not John?
01:27:03It's a funny story about that.
01:27:05It turns out it was you all along.
01:27:16Sorry.
01:27:18I know how to fix it now.
01:27:19Just give me a minute.
01:27:21It's okay.
01:27:23We're good up here.
01:27:25More than good.
01:27:52We'll see you next time.