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00:00:32Becca!
00:00:35Edith!
00:00:37Amy!
00:00:40Stacy!
00:00:42Amanda!
00:00:45Janet!
00:00:47Julie!
00:00:48Dawn!
00:00:51Dawn!
00:00:58Hey!
00:00:59Hey!
00:01:00How are you?
00:01:01It's nice to see you.
00:01:03I can't remember who you are.
00:01:05You don't recognize me.
00:01:06It's been such a long time, hasn't it?
00:01:09You look great.
00:01:11You too.
00:01:11Thank you so much.
00:01:14How are you?
00:01:15I'm good.
00:01:16I've been really good.
00:01:17I've been really busy all over the place and so on, but yeah, I'm good.
00:01:20It's just so nice to see you.
00:01:22You look great.
00:01:23Thanks.
00:01:23You too.
00:01:24Okay.
00:01:25I'm sorry to keep you.
00:01:26Are you in a rush?
00:01:29Yeah, I go for my lunch break.
00:01:31Yeah.
00:01:31Okay.
00:01:32All right.
00:01:33Take care now.
00:01:33Okay.
00:01:34Okay.
00:01:35Bye.
00:02:03Bye.
00:02:04Bye.
00:02:04Bye.
00:02:19Bye.
00:02:28Good morning, pilgrim.
00:02:36Good morning, beautiful.
00:02:37Good morning, handsome.
00:02:40Good morning.
00:02:42Good morning.
00:02:44Good morning, beautiful.
00:02:49Good morning, beautiful.
00:02:50Good morning, beautiful.
00:02:53Good morning, beautiful.
00:02:55Good morning, handsome.
00:02:56Good morning.
00:02:58Good morning.
00:03:02Good morning, handsome.
00:03:04Good morning, beautiful.
00:03:09Good morning.
00:03:33Good morning.
00:03:34Good morning.
00:03:35Good morning.
00:03:38Good morning.
00:03:40Good morning.
00:03:47Good morning.
00:03:48Good morning.
00:03:49Good morning.
00:03:50Good morning.
00:03:51Good morning.
00:03:52Good morning.
00:03:53Good morning.
00:03:54Good morning.
00:03:54Good morning.
00:03:58Good morning beautiful. Hi sweetie. Hello. How are you Astrid? So good to see you. So good to see you.
00:04:09I'm so sorry I'm late. No no it's okay. I'm really really sorry I'm late. I just got so distracted.
00:04:15No it's fine. So what you're eating? It's Grace Paley she's great and I'd love to tell you about her
00:04:21but I'm really in a hurry so maybe while we're walking I got a whole
00:04:25chapter while I was waiting for you. Come on. I'm sorry. No it's cool. I got so distracted there's so
00:04:34much stuff in the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle
00:04:40of the middle of the middle of the middle of the
00:04:55middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of
00:04:58the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle.
00:04:59There you go. Here you go. I'm going to just put this one right over here. Oh okay.
00:05:05Can I help you unload some things? Yes sir. Yes! You know what thank you very much though. Okay? No
00:05:11sorry. Thank you.
00:05:17This one is not very heavy but just take it like this again. Alright you go watch it for a
00:05:21second and I'm going to get it for you. No problem sir.
00:05:22All right, thank you.
00:05:43Hey Henry, did you see a bag that was over here?
00:05:45There was a little red and white bag that went down
00:05:48for surprise, did you see it?
00:05:49No, you didn't see it right here?
00:05:51I took the bags that you gave me.
00:05:53I took the blue one.
00:05:53Look over there and see if it's over here.
00:05:54In the bag.
00:05:56Watch her, okay?
00:05:57I'll get her.
00:05:58Let's see if it's in the car.
00:06:00Come here.
00:06:00Oh, it was in the bag.
00:06:07How are you?
00:06:09I'm all right.
00:06:10You okay?
00:06:11How are you doing?
00:06:12I'm getting fun.
00:06:13What is left in the bag?
00:06:15You got so many things in the bag.
00:06:17I know.
00:06:18Yeah.
00:06:19I just did all those groceries out there.
00:06:21How did you carry it so bad, so the bag?
00:06:24Oh, not right now, Mike.
00:06:26I have so many things I've covered.
00:06:27You take me this, put a second.
00:06:28Mike, just in a little bit.
00:06:29I've got to put all these things in the bag.
00:06:30There's a lot of things in the bag.
00:06:32I know, I have so many things.
00:06:33I have so many groceries.
00:06:34I have so much to do right now.
00:06:35Can you fix me a cup of coffee or something?
00:06:37Yeah, maybe a little bit later.
00:06:38Yeah, Jesus Christ.
00:06:39I know, I know.
00:06:40And after a bit, I'll get you a cup of coffee.
00:06:42I'll sit and talk a little while.
00:06:43Okay, I'm sorry, alright.
00:07:00Come back here.
00:07:01Come back here.
00:07:02Come here!
00:07:04You get back here!
00:07:06Come here!
00:07:07Come here, pooch!
00:07:09Come here!
00:07:12Come here, pooch!
00:07:15Hey, who's that door?
00:07:17Who's that door?
00:07:20Who's that door?
00:07:21Who's in here?
00:07:23Oh!
00:07:24Hi, you guys!
00:07:26Hi!
00:07:33I'm so sorry.
00:07:34I know what it's like to be in a pooch.
00:07:39So what's your name, huh?
00:07:41Are you Smokey?
00:07:44Come on.
00:07:47On the bed.
00:07:49Alright.
00:07:49Who's next?
00:07:52You? What are you?
00:07:55Anthony?
00:07:56Alright. There you go.
00:08:00Who else is there right now, huh?
00:08:03Come on, guys.
00:08:04Don't worry.
00:08:05Don't worry.
00:08:07They got you.
00:08:08They got you.
00:08:10Let me just make sure there's no heels.
00:08:12Wow!
00:08:17You stay put.
00:08:18Okay?
00:08:20Come on.
00:08:23Come on, you guys.
00:08:25Now you're here with me.
00:08:27Hey, come back here.
00:08:32Come back.
00:08:33Come back.
00:08:33Come back.
00:08:34Let's go see.
00:08:57I'm gonna watch, I'm going.
00:08:59Come back.
00:09:03Let's go.
00:09:44How much are you, like, a handful of them?
00:09:46What?
00:09:48Oh.
00:10:04Oh.
00:10:09On the table.
00:10:11On the table.
00:10:11On the table.
00:10:25On the table.
00:10:25Come on.
00:10:25On the table.
00:10:331-0.
00:10:34You haven't started yet.
00:10:36This is warm-up.
00:10:37This is warm-up.
00:10:38You have two-minute warm-up.
00:10:39You haven't started yet.
00:10:40Take it easy.
00:10:40Well, let's start playing.
00:10:41Come on.
00:10:43All right.
00:10:45Ball.
00:10:47Ball.
00:10:52Pick a hand.
00:10:56Um, that one.
00:10:59You can either choose the serve or give me the serve.
00:11:01You can have it.
00:11:02Here we go.
00:11:07One-zero.
00:11:08Oh.ское.
00:11:15Zero.
00:11:16Your serve.
00:11:21Zero Zero.
00:11:26Rest or
00:11:28one?
00:11:31Zero. Zero.
00:11:32What?
00:11:32Why are you even here?
00:11:34To play table tennis.
00:11:35Well, this is close, but not quite table tennis.
00:11:37Well, come on.
00:11:38Let's just play.
00:11:40Listen.
00:11:41It's really fun.
00:11:42Come on.
00:11:43But look, people are here spending time and energy playing this tournament.
00:11:46You're here doing this stuff.
00:11:48I know, but it's fun.
00:11:50I'm usually really good.
00:11:50Let's give them another shot.
00:11:51Well, I think you're wasting your money and their time.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:56Just give me another shot.
00:11:57All right.
00:11:58All right.
00:11:59My serve.
00:12:01Zero, three.
00:12:02You're here.
00:12:10Four, three, four.
00:12:15Five, six, nine.
00:12:16Two, one.
00:12:17Three, seven.
00:12:21Six, nine.
00:12:24That's it.
00:12:25That's it.
00:12:26Two, three, four.
00:12:3110-7.
00:12:398-10.
00:12:51Hey, Wayne.
00:12:53What are you doing outside? Why aren't you playing?
00:12:56I lost in the advance of this big lefty whooper.
00:12:59So I'm out.
00:13:01You lost?
00:13:02Yeah, it happens.
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:11So, what are you gonna do?
00:13:14That's my tournament.
00:13:15I'm out of it. I'm gone.
00:13:17That's it.
00:13:20Hey, listen.
00:13:21Don't laugh.
00:13:23I'm sorry.
00:13:25I've played in tournaments all over the country and clubs all over the world.
00:13:29And you are the worst player I've ever had at this point of having to play.
00:13:36Gee, Wayne.
00:13:40That's the truth.
00:13:41It's a tough game.
00:13:43Well, I'm sorry.
00:13:44I mean, I just wanted to have a little fun.
00:13:46Look, at least get a decent backhand.
00:13:49You got this weird backhand hacker-whacker thing.
00:13:52It annoys people when it doesn't hit the table.
00:13:54Right now, you got this kind of lifting, lobbing thing.
00:13:58What you have to do is withdraw your wrist into here.
00:14:01And when you hit backhand, you hit-
00:14:07It's a good thing.
00:14:10It's a good thing.
00:14:21It's a good thing.
00:14:23It's a good thing.
00:14:25It's a good thing.
00:14:25Well, when you're sitting alone, you're a little bit tired.
00:14:30It's a good thing.
00:14:31So, I'm going to try this and I'm going to try it.
00:14:33I'm going to try it.
00:15:01We will tell the whole story
00:15:05We will tell the whole story
00:15:06We will tell the whole story
00:15:08We will tell the whole story
00:15:11Everybody, may I have your attention please?
00:15:14Tonight, drinks for everybody are on me!
00:15:18Uh, I'm sorry, I didn't know there were so many people in here
00:15:21Uh, I'm sorry, never mind!
00:15:34Alright, I'm gonna get two more please
00:15:36Do you want one more?
00:15:41Shhh!
00:15:52It's as soon as you've done that
00:15:54And, how do you stop smoking?
00:15:56A smooth feeling
00:15:58Shhh!
00:16:00It's a fucking horror
00:16:02It's right here!
00:16:03It's right here!
00:16:04Right here!
00:16:04This is my life!
00:16:06I'm fine with you
00:16:07Y'all think?
00:16:09It's still doing
00:16:10I did have to film
00:16:14It's not an accident
00:16:15I am sorry
00:16:15To the truth
00:16:16What a good idea
00:16:17How is your life
00:16:18I am sorry
00:16:20How is your life
00:16:20How is your life
00:16:22How is your life
00:16:23To the truth
00:16:24How is your life
00:16:36Do you want the chicken in here?
00:16:42Do you want the chicken in here?
00:17:04What? It's on E, actually.
00:17:08Well, come on, no, it's not me too.
00:17:11Are you sure?
00:17:13Yes, I'm fine.
00:17:19Welcome.
00:17:44Okay, I think up on the phone.
00:17:47Okay.
00:17:47Okay, right.
00:17:53Okay, let's go.
00:17:56Okay, let's go.
00:18:05Okay, let's go.
00:18:07Okay, okay, okay.
00:18:25The first time I was going to make it a little bit easier.
00:18:26I'm going to make a little bit more of a little bit easier.
00:18:30I'm going to make a little bit easier.
00:18:35I don't know.
00:18:35I'm going to make a little bit easier.
00:19:11Good morning.
00:19:14Good morning.
00:19:16It's 7.30.
00:19:18Time for work.
00:19:20Time for work.
00:19:23I'm theologian.
00:19:35K
00:20:02Oh shit. I'm sorry. I thought it was my car.
00:20:05This is my car.
00:20:32Oh, Josh.
00:20:33Oh!
00:20:39I'm alright.
00:20:40Are you okay?
00:20:41I'm alright.
00:20:44Oh, farewell.
00:20:45Are you okay?
00:20:46I'm alright. What are you doing?
00:20:47What are you, um, how are you?
00:20:49I'm okay. Just biking.
00:20:53That's nice.
00:20:54Breaking legs, getting hit by cars, you know, that type of stuff.
00:20:58Sorry.
00:20:58It's a nice night.
00:21:00Yeah? What are you doing?
00:21:01Well, I guess I'm just kind of trying to find the car that fits this key.
00:21:06What do you mean, find the car that fits this key?
00:21:09Is that a joke?
00:21:12No, it's not.
00:21:13Are you looking for your car?
00:21:14I guess I just kind of found this bag.
00:21:17Okay.
00:21:18And then inside the bag there was this set of keys.
00:21:20And I just want to see, um, what car it turns on.
00:21:25Alright.
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:26I'll help you do that.
00:21:28Really?
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:29Why not?
00:21:31What else do I have to do?
00:21:32It's alright.
00:21:33You weren't doing anything tonight.
00:21:34I'm just biking, you know?
00:21:35What do you know about what the car looks like?
00:21:39Well...
00:21:39What do we know?
00:21:40Tell me.
00:21:40Fill me in.
00:21:41I'm totally out of the loop.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43I mean, I guess I sort of actually picked up this whole bag.
00:21:46Uh-huh.
00:21:47And inside there's just a bunch of stuff.
00:21:48And then there's also this camera.
00:21:51One of the pictures is a picture of a woman.
00:21:54She's standing next to a car.
00:21:56Okay.
00:21:57Does the car key have a name on it or a model or anything?
00:22:01I don't know.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:03It's a Volvo key.
00:22:05Oh, yeah.
00:22:05So we just have to look for a Volvo.
00:22:07Well, I've been trying all the cars on this street so far.
00:22:10There's a Volvo right here.
00:22:12I need a key.
00:22:14So, yeah.
00:22:15This looks like a match.
00:22:17Hmm.
00:22:17Well, no.
00:22:18It looks like a car, not a match, but...
00:22:20Yeah, but it's not going to be the same cars in the picture.
00:22:22No, it's going to work.
00:22:25Only because...
00:22:25I just don't like this one, Jack.
00:22:26You just have to let me do this thing that generally is successful for me.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30This key is going to fit in this car and it is going to work.
00:22:33It's going to open this car.
00:22:35Only because I'm saying that.
00:22:38It fits in.
00:22:40It fits?
00:22:40Yeah.
00:22:42Okay.
00:22:42Open us the door.
00:22:43It's not quite opening, though.
00:22:46Well, look.
00:22:46Right across the street, there's a car that looks exactly the same.
00:22:49It's just a different color.
00:22:51Give me the keys.
00:22:52No.
00:22:52This is going to work.
00:22:56I guess it is the exact same car.
00:22:58This is the one.
00:22:59I'm sure.
00:23:00All right.
00:23:01Sure of it.
00:23:01Here, toss me the keys again.
00:23:02All right.
00:23:05Okay.
00:23:06You have black stuff all over your finger now.
00:23:08I don't care.
00:23:09All right.
00:23:10Well, it fits my key.
00:23:11All right.
00:23:11Does it turn?
00:23:12It fit in that one, too.
00:23:13Yeah.
00:23:13Does it turn?
00:23:14It turned.
00:23:15No way.
00:23:21Aha!
00:23:26Huh?
00:23:27You want to open the door for me?
00:23:28Oh.
00:23:33You can't throw keys at a door.
00:23:35Hmm.
00:23:36That's not how doors unlock.
00:23:38Oh, okay.
00:23:39Well, I'll figure it out better now.
00:23:40That's like getting to your front door and just throwing the keys at the door.
00:23:43Look at all this stuff in here.
00:23:46Check this out.
00:23:48Tied.
00:23:52This is the best.
00:23:53There's so much great stuff back here.
00:23:55Oh, fuck.
00:23:57Huh?
00:23:57I got tied all over my jacket.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:00Smells really nice.
00:24:01Could be worse, right?
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:04Where are we going?
00:24:05What do you mean?
00:24:06I almost licked this off my hand.
00:24:09I did.
00:24:10It was my instinct was to lick.
00:24:12Oh, something spilled on me.
00:24:13Lick it off your hand.
00:24:17I can't believe you.
00:24:20I am so cool.
00:24:22Look at my Volvo.
00:24:25What am I supposed to do with those?
00:24:27Turn the car on.
00:24:28What do you mean?
00:24:29I don't know how to drive.
00:24:31Come on.
00:24:32Turn the car on.
00:24:33Josh, I've never driven a car before.
00:24:35Really?
00:24:37I'm not going to drive this car.
00:24:38No way.
00:24:42What were you planning on doing when you found the car?
00:24:45Just sit in it like this?
00:24:47I don't know.
00:24:47I just thought it would be fun to look around inside.
00:24:48It's really easy to drive.
00:24:49I'll teach you.
00:24:50That way when you think back on it like 10 years from now,
00:24:54ugh, this tide is disgusting.
00:24:55You'll see.
00:24:57I know how to drive.
00:24:58Josh taught me.
00:25:02There you go.
00:25:05Turn the lights on.
00:25:06Turn the lights on.
00:25:06Oh, look.
00:25:07You got a ticket.
00:25:08I have a ticket already.
00:25:11Here.
00:25:12Unroll the window.
00:25:14All right.
00:25:14Now stick your hand out and grab the ticket.
00:25:16I'm going to put the windshield wipers on.
00:25:18No.
00:25:19You got a lean phone.
00:25:23Awesome.
00:25:23My first ticket.
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:27Shit.
00:25:28They make them so that you can't do that because they know how angry people can when they get
00:25:33tickets.
00:25:33Ugh, whatever.
00:25:34All right.
00:25:35So I'll teach you how to drive.
00:25:37You really don't know how to drive.
00:25:38No.
00:25:38I have no idea.
00:25:39The car is on though, right?
00:25:40Yes.
00:25:41First turn on the lights.
00:25:42Sit back.
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:44Right on me.
00:25:45Perfect.
00:25:46That way if you don't, I'm your blind spot now.
00:25:51Okay.
00:25:51All right.
00:25:51So you want to turn the lights on first.
00:25:53All right.
00:25:54Put your foot on the brake because that's the only way you can kind of change gears.
00:25:57Okay.
00:25:57P is for park.
00:25:58R is for reverse.
00:25:59N is for neutral.
00:26:00D is for drive.
00:26:00All right.
00:26:00Hang on.
00:26:01L is for L.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:02I got it.
00:26:03All right.
00:26:03So there's two pedals, obviously.
00:26:05The right one is the brake.
00:26:06The right one is the gas.
00:26:07The left one is the brake.
00:26:09And you want to .
00:26:11That's the gas.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:13The brake doesn't make a sound.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:15Unless you're going really fast and you need to come to a stop and then it makes a terrible
00:26:19sound.
00:26:19Right.
00:26:20Well, you got to put your hands on the steering wheel.
00:26:22This kind of controls the car.
00:26:25All right.
00:26:25I'm going to put you in reverse.
00:26:27Mm-hmm.
00:26:28Reverse?
00:26:28Yeah.
00:26:29Why?
00:26:30I don't know how to drive backwards.
00:26:32Well, that's what you do.
00:26:33You got to look.
00:26:33Do I have to look behind?
00:26:34I mean, most people do.
00:26:36Can you just tell me?
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:36I'll just tell you.
00:26:37Go.
00:26:38Go.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:42Let's not give it any gas.
00:26:45All right.
00:26:45Slowly take your foot off the brake and we'll start moving.
00:26:47My foot is shaking like crazy.
00:26:50We'll slowly release it off.
00:26:52Okay.
00:26:53Okay.
00:26:53A little bit more.
00:26:55A little bit more.
00:26:57A little bit more.
00:26:58A little bit more.
00:26:58Am I doing all right?
00:26:59Yeah.
00:26:59Just got to keep going back.
00:27:02I can see your ear.
00:27:03We'll get there.
00:27:03We can get there.
00:27:05Wait.
00:27:06Look at me when I'm doing this.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08Go back.
00:27:09All right.
00:27:09We're going to put you in drive.
00:27:10I want to get out of this spot right away.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:12All right.
00:27:12Now you've got to cut the wheel.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14All the way.
00:27:15Don't give it any gas.
00:27:16Don't give it any gas.
00:27:17Don't give it any gas.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:21Keep going.
00:27:22Keep going.
00:27:22Okay.
00:27:22Now, are we going to hit that bike?
00:27:27Come on.
00:27:28All right.
00:27:35Wait.
00:27:36Wait.
00:27:37Wait.
00:27:37Wait.
00:27:37Wait.
00:27:37No.
00:27:37Go.
00:27:38Give it.
00:27:38Let go.
00:27:39I mean, normally the driver holds onto the wheel.
00:27:43You all right?
00:27:43Yeah.
00:27:44I'm okay.
00:27:44All right.
00:27:46Let's reset this mirror so that...
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:48Turn it more so that I can...
00:27:50Yeah.
00:27:50Okay.
00:27:51Is that good?
00:28:01You want to go a little faster?
00:28:02There's a lot of cars behind you.
00:28:06Okay.
00:28:07Shall I just let that car pass?
00:28:09All right.
00:28:09He passed.
00:28:10You can go.
00:28:13Sorry.
00:28:14Oh, we missed the light now.
00:28:16It's all right.
00:28:17It's okay.
00:28:17It's okay, right?
00:28:18You're doing well.
00:28:19You're doing well.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:20All right.
00:28:21You want to stop for the red light.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:24When you use the brake...
00:28:26Oh, you don't have to turn the car off when we come to a stop.
00:28:30All right.
00:28:31So you want to turn the car back on?
00:28:32Sure.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34Clockwise?
00:28:34Yes, clockwise.
00:28:36Wow.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:37So we're surrounded by cabs.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:39It's like a driver's worst nightmare.
00:28:40I'm going to turn right.
00:28:41All right.
00:28:41Right now?
00:28:42You have to turn right.
00:28:42Tell me when.
00:28:43Now with the light.
00:28:44Oh, shut up.
00:28:46We have a driver learning how to drive here.
00:28:49Okay.
00:28:50Tell him to pass.
00:28:51Yes.
00:28:52Sorry.
00:28:54Don't.
00:28:59What?
00:29:01All right?
00:29:02Yeah, I'm okay.
00:29:03Do you have the hang of it?
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:14All right.
00:29:18Now what?
00:29:21Um...
00:29:21I don't know.
00:29:22We can go right.
00:29:23Yeah?
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:25The side right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Up?
00:29:28Yes.
00:29:28That's right.
00:29:35Oh, you've been up too.
00:29:39No?
00:29:40I haven't seen you in a while.
00:29:40You haven't seen me in a while.
00:29:43Well, I don't know.
00:29:44I've just, um...
00:29:46Fuck you!
00:29:48Fuck you!
00:29:56It's a little tour.
00:30:04Did you want some bread?
00:30:07Sure, I'll take bread.
00:30:08All right.
00:30:11Uh...
00:30:13Where did this come from?
00:30:15I...
00:30:16I just...
00:30:17Well...
00:30:18I don't know.
00:30:18It's really good, isn't it?
00:30:19It's from this bakery.
00:30:20I forgot what it's called.
00:30:23How are you feeling?
00:30:24I'm gonna turn the...
00:30:24I feel really good.
00:30:25I don't need these on.
00:30:28I can't see.
00:30:29Sorry, I just wanted to clean the link up.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32Oh, God.
00:30:41Hey, do you want to drive me home?
00:30:44Drive me home.
00:30:44I haven't been driven home in so long.
00:30:46Let's drive you home.
00:30:47Let's drive you home.
00:30:48All right.
00:30:50Um...
00:30:50So, I'm going...
00:30:50I'll take you right to your door.
00:30:52You're gonna make up right up here.
00:30:53All right?
00:30:54Yeah.
00:30:55Over here?
00:30:55Yeah, right up here.
00:30:56Whoa!
00:30:57All right, be careful.
00:30:59Well...
00:31:00Hey, we're gonna go this way.
00:31:01Can you tell him?
00:31:02All right.
00:31:03He's going in.
00:31:04Is it all right now?
00:31:04Yeah, be careful.
00:31:06Okay.
00:31:08Not to stop, but you want to go up, aren't we?
00:31:10Is it two ways?
00:31:12Yes.
00:31:12Uh, Cambodian music from back in the day...
00:31:14Take a left.
00:31:14...which, uh...
00:31:15...came off the soundtrack, actually.
00:31:19Just to be a good one.
00:31:23See how we're just gonna keep going straight?
00:31:25Keep going straight.
00:31:26Yeah.
00:31:28Straight.
00:31:28Yeah.
00:31:29It says go keep right.
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:31You're gonna want to get on here.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:35It's pretty heavy.
00:31:36Yeah, it's really nice.
00:31:40I'm not so close here, though.
00:31:42So, straight?
00:31:43Yeah, go straight.
00:31:44You want to merge onto here.
00:31:45What is this?
00:31:46This is the West Side Highway.
00:31:48What?
00:31:49It's the West Side Highway.
00:31:50Are you sure?
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52You just want to pick up some speed.
00:31:55This way?
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:56Where do you live, Josh?
00:31:57I'm living in Boston now.
00:32:00You live in Boston?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Can we go a little faster?
00:32:04A little bit faster.
00:32:05Everyone's passing you.
00:32:11I think someone's giving you the brakes.
00:32:14What?
00:32:15What do you want?
00:32:16Am I going too slow?
00:32:18I think so.
00:32:19Whatever.
00:32:19Don't worry about it.
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:20You're allowed to legally go this slow.
00:32:25Go back to Jersey, you fucking slut!
00:32:28Jesus.
00:32:29Look, you asshole!
00:32:31She's learning how to drive!
00:32:35Don't try to catch up to him.
00:32:38Don't worry about it.
00:32:40God damn it.
00:32:40Do they usually do that?
00:32:43Assholes usually do that.
00:32:45I don't catch up to him.
00:32:47Yeah, just hit him.
00:32:48As hard as you can.
00:33:06Don't try him.
00:33:07It's easy, right?
00:33:09Yeah, it's easy.
00:33:10Why are there all these...
00:33:13vaxing trailers?
00:33:20Do I look weird at the wheel?
00:33:22No. Why are those guys looking at me?
00:33:25I don't know. Are you pretty?
00:33:44I don't know.
00:33:46I don't know.
00:34:02I don't know.
00:34:33I'm going to go to the bathroom, okay?
00:34:34Alright. You want to buy the net?
00:34:37Yeah, get it. Pay for it.
00:34:44I can't do it.
00:34:49The bathroom is now available.
00:34:53I can't do it.
00:34:55I can't do it.
00:34:57I can't do it.
00:35:18Excuse me, how much is this race car jacket?
00:35:56You don't want one of those guys, we'll take those when we go out on our cigarette breaks
00:35:59so they're half empty.
00:36:00You want one from the back.
00:36:01Oh, okay.
00:36:03How much is it?
00:36:04105.
00:36:04105?
00:36:05Yep.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:06Take cards?
00:36:08Yep.
00:36:08Alright, don't worry.
00:36:09It's stolen.
00:36:11Can you make a wall?
00:36:124-7-6, sir.
00:36:37Woo.
00:36:41Woo.
00:37:08Ah, that place was amazing.
00:37:10Yeah, it was.
00:37:13Let's go.
00:37:14Come on.
00:37:15What's that smell?
00:37:17What smell?
00:37:18It smells like, like cologne and stuff.
00:37:21Um, I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:37:24It stinks.
00:37:28It kind of does smell.
00:37:29It might be, it might be someone from outside.
00:37:33I don't know.
00:37:34I hope it gives away soon.
00:37:36Maybe when you start driving.
00:37:38I smell it now.
00:37:39It's disgusting.
00:37:40It's gross, right?
00:37:41Yeah, it's disgusting.
00:37:42Ugh.
00:37:48How am I doing?
00:37:49With the one arm, you know how advanced of a movement this is?
00:37:54I'm going the wrong way.
00:38:23I'm going the wrong way.
00:38:25Good.
00:38:53I'm going to move over all the country, right?
00:38:54I'm going to move over some years.
00:39:46Have a nice day.
00:39:52I'm just right up here in between these two cars.
00:39:54Okay, just over here.
00:39:55Yeah, just try pulling, don't even try to pile all apart, just pull right in.
00:39:59Okay.
00:40:02That's fine.
00:40:03Just like that?
00:40:04Yeah, that's fine.
00:40:04This is where you live?
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:09My gosh.
00:40:12Are you going to go back to New York now?
00:40:14Are you going to drive back?
00:40:15Yeah, I think so.
00:40:18By yourself?
00:40:20Mm-hmm.
00:40:22Oh, I think that was your telephone.
00:40:24Okay, it's all right.
00:40:25Whoa, whoa, too fast.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:27All right.
00:40:28Is this how you normally get into your front seat?
00:40:31Only when I'm lucky now.
00:40:47What's that all about?
00:40:50I'm not really sure myself.
00:40:53It's clouds, I don't know.
00:40:55It's also a weird way for me not to have to make my bed ever.
00:40:58It's kind of like a lowering of some sorts.
00:41:01It's my chair.
00:41:01Yeah, I'm not really sure.
00:41:07What's that?
00:41:08Um, drawing I found on the bottom of my car once.
00:41:13No idea who drew it.
00:41:16It could be a slew of many people.
00:41:32Whoa.
00:41:36You're captured forever now.
00:41:40I have you forever.
00:41:43Ah!
00:41:47Ow!
00:41:48Oh, my God.
00:42:02You all right?
00:42:03Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:42:04It worked.
00:42:06Your trap worked.
00:42:09Not really.
00:42:09Look, you're out.
00:42:10What are you going to do now?
00:42:12Okay.
00:42:27Let's go.
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:37Okay.
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:48This is pretty amazing.
00:42:50This photograph.
00:42:52Not after that yet.
00:43:09Oh, I can't. I can't go to sleep with a fly in the room.
00:43:12I can't do it.
00:43:13They know that I hate them, so they buzz in my ears.
00:43:18Flying around, going in, saying hello, going out.
00:43:21Yeah, I wake up every 15 minutes.
00:43:22It's terrible.
00:43:23It's just a fly.
00:43:25I can't do it, too.
00:43:26Do you want me to take care of it for you?
00:43:29Yeah, I can do it, too.
00:43:31Huh?
00:43:34You think you can get it?
00:43:35No, not at all. You can catch a fly.
00:43:38I'll get it for you.
00:43:39All right, I'd like to see you try to catch the fly.
00:43:42Okay.
00:43:46All right, now's your chance. He's sitting around the wall.
00:43:53It's huge.
00:43:55Is that a horse fly?
00:43:56I don't know. It's huge at all.
00:44:11I just can't believe you actually caught it. That was amazing.
00:44:14Aw.
00:44:16I got it.
00:44:18It's humongous.
00:44:19What was he doing?
00:44:20He was waiting for me to take him outside for a while.
00:44:23Where are you taking him?
00:44:25I was taking him outside.
00:44:26I'm going to put him out the kitchen window.
00:44:35Go on.
00:44:37Go.
00:44:38Who is he?
00:44:39I think he's okay.
00:44:58He's okay.
00:47:29Is that a spot?
00:53:22Okay.