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Dwight Schrute decides the best way to teach his coworkers about fire safety is to make everyone believe Dunder Mifflin is actually on fire. What follows is one of the most unforgettable cold opens in The Office history.

Oscar climbs into the ceiling, Angela throws her cat, Michael desperately searches for an escape, and Stanley's stress level reaches its breaking point as Dwight's lesson goes completely off the rails. It's only a drill, but nobody at Dunder Mifflin knows that until the damage is already done.

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00:06Oh my god!
00:07Oh my god!
00:10Oh my god!
00:11Held!
00:11Held!
00:11Oh my god!
00:13No!
00:15Attention!
00:17Employees of Dunder Mifflin!
00:19This has been a test
00:20of our emergency preparedness.
00:22There is no fire.
00:24It was only a simulation.
00:25What? Fire. Not real.
00:27This was merely a training exercise.
00:31So,
00:31what have we learned?
00:34Oh, come on. It's not real,
00:36Stanley. Don't have a heart attack.
00:37No, no, no, no! You will not die!
00:39Stanley! Stanley, you will not die!
00:42Stanley! Stanley! Barack is
00:43president! You are black,
00:45Stanley! I'm gonna give him mouth-to-mouth.
00:47No, no, no. Don't give him mouth-to-mouth for this.
00:49You're gonna swallow his tongue. Open your mouth!
00:51Don't swallow it!
00:54I'm fine! Leave me alone!
00:57Save him!
00:58Save him!

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