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OKAY I found this one before anyone else and I'm NOT okay.
So Theo gets kicked out by his family for being gay. They dump him at a Catholic church to be "cured." And the priest who's supposed to save him? Young, hot, and honestly kind of a jerk who makes Theo his personal altar boy.
What starts as a game of temptation turns into something neither of them can pray away. The tension is insane. The slow burn is real. And when the game becomes... real? Both of them risk losing everything. Declan Clifford and Cayman Cardiff are incredible in this. You need to watch it.
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📝 Synopsis:
OKAY I found this one before anyone else and I'm NOT okay.
So Theo gets kicked out by his family for being gay. They dump him at a Catholic church to be "cured." And the priest who's supposed to save him? Young, hot, and honestly kind of a jerk who makes Theo his personal altar boy.
What starts as a game of temptation turns into something neither of them can pray away. The tension is insane. The slow burn is real. And when the game becomes... real? Both of them risk losing everything. Declan Clifford and Cayman Cardiff are incredible in this. You need to watch it.
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🎬 Genre: Romance, Drama, LGBTQ+, Forbidden Love
👥 Cast: Declan Clifford, Cayman Cardiff
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00:00:09Get out.
00:00:11What?
00:00:12Get out!
00:00:14Dad, we're like five miles from home.
00:00:18It's raining.
00:00:19The church is your home now.
00:00:21So you get rid of your affliction.
00:00:26You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:00:31Dad, what about school?
00:00:33The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:00:36And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:00:40Now out.
00:00:41The new priest is expecting you.
00:00:53I told my dad I was gay, and in less than 24 hours, he dumped me at this church for
00:00:58what?
00:00:59Conversion camp?
00:01:03Fuck this.
00:01:05I'm 18.
00:01:05I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:01:18You lost her stupid trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:01:24This alley is a ferry-free zone.
00:01:27You're kind of welcome here.
00:01:29It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:01:32Nah, you can't leave that easy.
00:01:35We've got a reputation on the floor.
00:01:37Switchblade.
00:01:38No, no.
00:01:42Please, please, please.
00:01:43I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:01:45Stop, please.
00:01:52Step away from him!
00:01:55Did my priest just save me?
00:01:58Father Alexander!
00:02:00We weren't-
00:02:01You have ten seconds to leave.
00:02:03Ten.
00:02:05Nine.
00:02:06Eight.
00:02:17You're Theomart, yes?
00:02:20Yes.
00:02:22And you're the new head priest at Sacred Heart, which means you're my responsibility.
00:02:27Let's go.
00:02:29No.
00:02:30I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:02:33We're not having this discussion in the rain.
00:02:36So either you come with me now, willingly, or I make you.
00:02:39Your choice.
00:02:54What?
00:02:57Priests are, like, normally old and gray.
00:03:01And?
00:03:02They don't usually look like you.
00:03:08And what do I look like?
00:03:11I don't know.
00:03:12I don't know.
00:03:15Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:03:17Say it.
00:03:19Well, like, like, you're young.
00:03:22You're like, you know, you're 21 or 22, and that's, like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:03:28You're hot.
00:03:28I mean, like, someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:03:31They're like a model or an actor.
00:03:36Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:03:40Control yourself, Theo.
00:03:42You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:03:45God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:03:47What did you just say?
00:03:52Uh, I said you're the wettest man I've ever seen.
00:03:56Right.
00:03:58Well, then dry me off.
00:04:03You want me to dry you off?
00:04:06Don't make me repeat myself.
00:04:23Stop.
00:04:25Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:04:28Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:04:31I'll take it from here.
00:04:34He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:04:37Got it.
00:04:41Look.
00:04:42I don't want you here.
00:04:44Well, that's good.
00:04:46Because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
00:04:49But your father sits on the parish council.
00:04:53And my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:04:55So what's your big plan?
00:04:57You're going to make me pray the gay away?
00:04:59Do you think that'll work?
00:05:00You have got to be fucking kidding me.
00:05:03I am not doing this, all right?
00:05:05This whole town, it's bigoted and oppressive and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:05:09You don't know me.
00:05:11All right?
00:05:11And you don't know how I run this church.
00:05:13Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:05:14I just want out of all of this.
00:05:16Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:05:18And your father has made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:05:21And what is that father?
00:05:25My personal altar boy.
00:05:33Aren't altar boys children?
00:05:35Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
00:05:42Even though you don't act like one.
00:05:44Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:05:48Got it.
00:05:50You know what?
00:05:50Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:05:52I'm not like that.
00:05:54Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:05:59My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
00:06:04Okay?
00:06:09And this, this is the house of God.
00:06:12My house.
00:06:14And while you're here, you will respect that.
00:06:17Now, get changed and meet me in the chapel.
00:06:22Okay?
00:06:22There are people out there waiting for me to help them.
00:06:26While I've been saving you.
00:06:33He may be hot, but he's a fucking grade-A asshole.
00:06:39So I have to pretend to give this a shot.
00:06:54I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, Father.
00:07:02How may I help you with this, sister?
00:07:04I need you to help me act on them.
00:07:12Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:07:16I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:07:21I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving in to your sins only fuels them.
00:07:26Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:07:31Damn.
00:07:32I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:07:35There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:50Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:07:54Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:07:59Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
00:08:02All those women, they don't want your help.
00:08:06They just want your dick.
00:08:09You will respect the church while you are here.
00:08:11I'm just being honest.
00:08:13Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:08:14You're right.
00:08:15Your turn.
00:08:16For what?
00:08:18To confess your sins, altar boy.
00:08:20Hey!
00:08:21Hey!
00:08:23I am so sorry to do this to all of you, but it appears our confessional hours have shifted
00:08:29to Sunday.
00:08:30So, please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:08:39May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:08:46Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
00:08:50It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:08:54I've been a bad, bad boy.
00:08:57You know, Theo, if you took this seriously, you might actually find it useful.
00:09:01Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:09:03Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:09:06No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:09:09If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin, you can forget it.
00:09:12Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality.
00:09:14All right?
00:09:16I'm not that kind of priest.
00:09:23What kind of priest are you?
00:09:27One who wants to understand.
00:09:30Tell me, Theo, what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:09:37You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:09:40Is it not?
00:09:41No, I've never even been with another man, but I still know that I'm gay.
00:09:51It's like, it's the attraction to other men like when I first saw you.
00:10:00Go on.
00:10:05You can't be serious.
00:10:13Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:10:19Unless he might be gay?
00:10:21I feel I get that it's hard to talk about.
00:10:27But if I'm going to help you, I need to hear it from you.
00:10:31That's why you want to help.
00:10:32Of course.
00:10:34I mean, why else would I want to know?
00:10:36So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:10:39Fine.
00:10:40If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak,
00:10:43then that's what I'll show him.
00:10:47When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:10:52If he smells good,
00:10:55how it feels to have his arms
00:10:59wrapped around me.
00:11:02That's just the initial attraction.
00:11:06The next layer is more intense.
00:11:11It's more...
00:11:12feral.
00:11:20Go on.
00:11:28I think about ripping off your priest's collar.
00:11:32About you kissing me.
00:11:35Touching me.
00:11:38Your tongue on my jaw, on my neck.
00:11:44I think about you taking me into the chapel.
00:11:47Bending me over the altar.
00:11:49And telling me to worship you.
00:11:54Do you want me to worship you?
00:12:01Father Alexander?
00:12:05You still there?
00:12:10Looks like I won this little game.
00:12:13Wait, wait!
00:12:14Get your hands off me!
00:12:16Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:12:18I am not making a mockery of your faith.
00:12:20I'm making a mockery of you!
00:12:24Fine.
00:12:25Mock me all you want, but the more you disrespect the house of God, the more I'll add to your
00:12:30punishment.
00:12:31Punishment?
00:12:32Mm-hmm.
00:12:33Seven Hail Marys.
00:12:34Put out all the candles, and polish all the brass.
00:12:38There is like a hundred candlesticks in here that'll take me hours.
00:12:42Exactly.
00:12:43Now you better get started.
00:12:45When you're finished, your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:12:48Don't miss anything.
00:12:50I will know.
00:12:53How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:12:57And hot.
00:13:05Oh, shit.
00:13:06Where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:13:11Oh, Father.
00:13:13Please forgive me for the desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:13:19For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:13:26For the feral need.
00:13:30The next layer is more intense.
00:13:33It's more...
00:13:35Feral.
00:13:37Could Father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
00:13:41I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:13:44God.
00:13:46It makes me feel...
00:13:48Hot.
00:13:51And Theo.
00:13:56Hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
00:14:01Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do.
00:14:05I mean, it almost...
00:14:07It almost...
00:14:10It almost makes me think he needs another reminder that eavesdropping is a sin.
00:14:21Hear anything interesting, Theo?
00:14:24How did you know I was there?
00:14:26I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
00:14:29You threw such a fit when I teased you in there, but what?
00:14:32It's okay that you do the exact same thing?
00:14:34Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson.
00:14:37Here.
00:14:40That's bullshit.
00:14:42You were airing your deep, dark, hidden desires, and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
00:14:46I'm a priest.
00:14:47We don't have desires.
00:14:49Everybody has desires.
00:14:51You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
00:14:55You think you have me figured out, don't you?
00:14:58You are just like every other bigot in this town, hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
00:15:03It's not hard.
00:15:04Right.
00:15:06Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
00:15:13Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
00:15:31Get out.
00:15:33What?
00:15:34Get out.
00:15:36Dad, we're like five miles from home.
00:15:39It's raining.
00:15:40The church is your home now.
00:15:43So you get rid of your affliction.
00:15:47You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:15:53Dad, what about school?
00:15:54The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:15:58And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:16:02Now out.
00:16:03The new priest is expecting you.
00:16:15I told my dad I was gay, and in less than 24 hours, he dumped me at this church for
00:16:19what?
00:16:21Conversion camp?
00:16:25Fuck this.
00:16:26I'm 18.
00:16:27I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:16:28I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:16:31I'm going to find my own way out of this town.
00:16:37Hey, hey, Coach.
00:16:40You lost or stupid?
00:16:41I'm just trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:16:46This alley is a ferry-free zone.
00:16:49You're kind of welcome here.
00:16:51It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:16:54Nah, you can't leave that easy.
00:16:57We've got a reputation on the floor.
00:16:59Switchblade.
00:17:02Hey!
00:17:04Please, please.
00:17:05I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:17:07Stop, please.
00:17:13Step away from him!
00:17:16Did my priest just save me?
00:17:19Father Alexander!
00:17:21We weren't!
00:17:22You have ten seconds to leave.
00:17:24Ten.
00:17:26Nine.
00:17:28Eight.
00:17:39You're Theomart, yes?
00:17:41Yes.
00:17:43And you're the new head priest at Sacred Heart, which means you're my responsibility.
00:17:48Let's go.
00:17:50No.
00:17:52I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:17:55We're not having this discussion in the rain.
00:17:57So either you come with me now willingly, or I make you.
00:18:01Your choice.
00:18:15What?
00:18:17Uh...
00:18:18Priests are like...
00:18:20Normally old and...
00:18:22Gray.
00:18:23And?
00:18:23They don't usually look like you.
00:18:30And what do I look like?
00:18:33I don't know.
00:18:33I don't know.
00:18:35It's...
00:18:37Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:18:39Say it.
00:18:41Well, like...
00:18:42Like...
00:18:42You're young.
00:18:43You're like...
00:18:44You know, you're 21 or 22, and that's...
00:18:46Like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:18:49You're hot.
00:18:50I mean, like...
00:18:51Someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:18:53They're like a model or an actor.
00:18:58Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:19:02Control yourself, Theo.
00:19:03You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:19:06God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:19:09What'd you just say?
00:19:12Uh...
00:19:14I said you're the...
00:19:15Wettest man I've ever seen.
00:19:17Right.
00:19:20Well, then dry me off.
00:19:25You want me to dry you off?
00:19:28Don't make me repeat myself.
00:19:45Stop.
00:19:46Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:19:50Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:19:53I'll take it from here.
00:19:56He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:19:58Got it.
00:20:02Look.
00:20:04I don't want you here.
00:20:06Well, that's good.
00:20:07Because I don't want to be here either, so we're on the same page.
00:20:11But...
00:20:11Your father sits on the parish council.
00:20:14And my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:20:17So what's your big plan?
00:20:19You're going to make me pray the gay away?
00:20:20Do you think that'll work?
00:20:22You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:20:24I am not doing this, all right?
00:20:26This whole town, it's bigoted and oppressive and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:20:30You don't know me.
00:20:32All right?
00:20:33And you don't know how I run this church.
00:20:35Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:20:36I just want out of all of this.
00:20:38Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:20:40And your father has made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:20:43And what is that, father?
00:20:47My personal altar boy.
00:20:55Aren't altar boys children?
00:20:57Last time I checked, being 18 makes you an adult.
00:21:03Even though you don't act like one.
00:21:05Oh, so making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:21:10Got it.
00:21:11You know what?
00:21:12Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:21:14I'm not like that.
00:21:16Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:21:20My faith may be a joke to you, but it's my life.
00:21:26Okay?
00:21:30And this, this is the house of God.
00:21:34My house.
00:21:36And while you're here, you will respect that.
00:21:39Now, get changed and meet me in the chapel.
00:21:43Okay?
00:21:44There are people out there waiting for me to help them.
00:21:47While I've been saving you.
00:21:55He may be hot, but he's a fucking grade-A asshole.
00:22:01So, I have to pretend to give this a shot.
00:22:16I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts, but they still plague me, father.
00:22:24How may I help you with this, sister?
00:22:26I need you to help me act on them.
00:22:34Maybe if I act on them, the urge will disappear.
00:22:38I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:22:42I'm sorry, sister, but I'm afraid giving in to your sins only fuels them.
00:22:47Instead, just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:22:52Damn.
00:22:53I got a bigger reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:22:57There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:23:12Theo, eavesdropping, especially upon the desires of others, is a sin.
00:23:16Well, I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:23:21Oh, by the way, just a little tip for you.
00:23:24All those women, they don't want your help.
00:23:27They just want your dick.
00:23:30You will respect the church while you are here.
00:23:33I'm just being honest.
00:23:34Lying's a sin, is it not?
00:23:36You're right.
00:23:37Your turn.
00:23:38For what?
00:23:39To confess your sins, altar boy.
00:23:41Hey!
00:23:42Hey!
00:23:45I am so sorry to do this to all of you, but it appears our confessional hours have shifted
00:23:50to Sunday.
00:23:52So, please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:24:01May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:24:08Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned.
00:24:12It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:24:16I've been a bad, bad boy.
00:24:19You know, Theo, if you took this seriously, you might actually find it useful.
00:24:23Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:24:25Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:24:28No, my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:24:30If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin, you can forget it.
00:24:33Theo, I'm not moralizing your sexuality.
00:24:35All right, I'm not that kind of priest.
00:24:44What kind of priest are you?
00:24:48One who wants to understand.
00:24:52Tell me, Theo, what thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:24:59You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:25:01I mean, is it not?
00:25:03No, I've never even been with another man, but I still know that I'm gay.
00:25:12How?
00:25:13It's like, it's the attraction to other men like when I first saw you.
00:25:22Go on.
00:25:35Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:25:41Unless he might be gay?
00:25:43Theo, I get that it's hard to talk about.
00:25:48But if I'm going to help you, I need to hear it from your own.
00:25:52That's why you want to help.
00:25:54Of course.
00:25:56I mean, why else would I want to know?
00:25:58So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:26:01Fine.
00:26:01If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak, then that's what I'll show him.
00:26:09When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:26:14If he smells good, I would feel to have his arms wrapped around me.
00:26:24That's just the initial attraction.
00:26:28The next layer is more intense.
00:26:31It's more...
00:26:34Feral.
00:26:42Go on.
00:26:49I think about ripping off your priest collar.
00:26:54About you kissing me.
00:26:56Touching me.
00:26:59Your tongue on my jaw, on my neck.
00:27:05I think about you taking me into the chapel, bending me over the altar, and telling me to worship you.
00:27:16Do you want me to worship you?
00:27:23Father Alexander?
00:27:26You still there?
00:27:32Looks like I won this little game.
00:27:34Wait, wait!
00:27:35Get your hands off me!
00:27:37Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:27:39I am not making a mockery of your faith.
00:27:41I'm making a mockery of you.
00:27:46Fine.
00:27:47Mock me all you want.
00:27:49But the more you disrespect the house of God, the more I'll add to your punishment.
00:27:53Punishment?
00:27:53Mm-hmm.
00:27:55Seven Hail Marys.
00:27:56Put out all the candles, and polish all the brass.
00:28:00There is like a hundred candlesticks in here.
00:28:02That'll take me hours.
00:28:04Exactly.
00:28:05Now you better get started.
00:28:07When you're finished, your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:28:09Don't miss anything.
00:28:11I will know.
00:28:15How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:28:19And hot.
00:28:26Oh, shit.
00:28:28Where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:28:32Oh, Father.
00:28:33Father, please forgive me for the desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:28:41For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:28:48For the feral need.
00:28:52The next layer is more intense.
00:28:55It's more...
00:28:57feral.
00:28:59Could Father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
00:29:03I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:29:06God.
00:29:08It makes me feel...
00:29:10hot.
00:29:14And Theo...
00:29:18hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
00:29:23Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do.
00:29:27I mean, it almost...
00:29:29It almost...
00:29:31It almost makes me think he needs another reminder that eavesdropping is a sin.
00:29:42Hear anything interesting, Theo?
00:29:45How did you know I was there?
00:29:48I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
00:29:51You threw such a fit when I teased you in there, but what?
00:29:53It's okay that you do the exact same thing?
00:29:56Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson.
00:29:59Here.
00:30:02That's bullshit.
00:30:03You were airing your deep, dark, hidden desires, and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
00:30:07Look, I'm a priest.
00:30:09We don't have desires.
00:30:11Everybody has desires.
00:30:13You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
00:30:17You think you have me figured out, don't you?
00:30:19You are just like every other bigot in this town, hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
00:30:24It's not hard.
00:30:25Right.
00:30:27Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
00:30:35Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
00:30:52Get out.
00:30:55What?
00:30:56Get out!
00:30:58Dad, we're like five miles from home.
00:31:01It's raining.
00:31:02The church is your home now.
00:31:04So you get rid of your affliction.
00:31:09You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:31:13Dad, what about school?
00:31:16The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:31:20And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:31:23Now out.
00:31:24The new priest is expecting you.
00:31:37I told my dad I was gay and in less than 24 hours he dumped me at this church for
00:31:41what?
00:31:42Conversion camp?
00:31:47Fuck this.
00:31:48I'm 18, I'm gonna find my own way out of this town.
00:32:01You lost a stupid trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:32:12You lost a stupid trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:32:15Nah.
00:32:16You can't leave that easy.
00:32:18We've got a reputation on school.
00:32:20Switch play.
00:32:21No, no.
00:32:24Hey!
00:32:25Please, please.
00:32:26I'm gonna enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:32:29Please, stop.
00:32:29Please.
00:32:35Step away from him!
00:32:38Did my priest just save me?
00:32:41Father Alexander!
00:32:43We weren't!
00:32:44You have ten seconds to leave.
00:32:46Ten.
00:32:47Ten.
00:32:48Nine.
00:32:49Eight.
00:33:01You're Theo Martin, yes?
00:33:03Yes.
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:05And you're...
00:33:06The new head priest at Sacred Heart.
00:33:08Which means you're my responsibility.
00:33:10Let's go.
00:33:12No.
00:33:13I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:33:17We're not having this discussion in the rain.
00:33:19So either you come with me now, willingly, or I make you.
00:33:23Your choice.
00:33:37What?
00:33:39Uh...
00:33:40Priests are like...
00:33:41Normally old and...
00:33:43Great.
00:33:44And?
00:33:45They don't...
00:33:46Usually look like you.
00:33:51And what do I look like?
00:33:54I don't...
00:33:55I don't know.
00:33:58Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:34:00Say it.
00:34:02Well, like...
00:34:03Like...
00:34:04You...
00:34:04You're young.
00:34:05You're like...
00:34:05You know, you're twenty-one or twenty-two.
00:34:07And that's...
00:34:07Like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:34:11You're hot.
00:34:12I mean, like...
00:34:12Someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:34:14They're like a model or an actor.
00:34:19Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:34:23Control yourself, Theo.
00:34:25You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:34:28God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:34:30I mean...
00:34:31What'd you just say?
00:34:34Uh...
00:34:35I said you're the...
00:34:37Wettest man I've ever seen.
00:34:39Right.
00:34:41Well then dry me off.
00:34:46You...
00:34:47Want me to dry you off?
00:34:49Don't make me repeat myself.
00:35:07Stop.
00:35:07No.
00:35:08Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:35:12Or...
00:35:12Because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:35:15I'll take it from here.
00:35:18He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:35:20Got it.
00:35:24Look.
00:35:25I don't want you here.
00:35:28Well that's good.
00:35:29Because I don't want to be here either so we're on the same page.
00:35:32But...
00:35:33Your father sits on the parish council.
00:35:36And my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:35:39So what's your big plan?
00:35:40You gonna make me pray the gay away?
00:35:42Do you think that'll work?
00:35:43You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:35:46I am not doing this alright?
00:35:48This whole town...
00:35:49It's bigoted and oppressive and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:35:52You don't know me.
00:35:54Alright?
00:35:55And you don't know how I run this church.
00:35:56Yeah and I don't want to.
00:35:57I just want out of all of this.
00:35:59Yeah well it doesn't matter what you want.
00:36:02And your father has made it sufficiently clear what you are to me.
00:36:05And what is that father?
00:36:09My personal altar boy.
00:36:16Aren't altar boys children?
00:36:18Last time I checked being 18 makes you an adult.
00:36:25Even though you don't act like one.
00:36:27Oh.
00:36:28So making me your altar boy is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:36:31Got it.
00:36:33You know what?
00:36:34Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:36:36I'm not like that.
00:36:37Being married to God is the straightest thing in the world.
00:36:42My faith may be a joke to you.
00:36:44But it's my life.
00:36:47Okay?
00:36:52And this...
00:36:54This is the house of God.
00:36:55My house.
00:36:57And while you're here you will respect that.
00:37:00Now.
00:37:01Get changed.
00:37:03And meet me in the chapel.
00:37:05Okay?
00:37:06There are people out there waiting for me to help them.
00:37:09While I've been saving you.
00:37:16He may be hot but he's a fucking grade A asshole.
00:37:23So I have to pretend to give this a shot.
00:37:38I've asked God to take away my sinful thoughts but they still plague me father.
00:37:45How may I help you with this sister?
00:37:47I need you to help me act on them.
00:37:55Maybe if I act on them the urge will disappear.
00:37:59I won't feel so hot every time I look at you.
00:38:04I'm sorry sister but I'm afraid giving in to your sins only fuels them.
00:38:09Instead just do five Hail Marys and let God console you.
00:38:14Damn.
00:38:15I got a big reaction from the priest patting him down with a towel.
00:38:19There's no way that Father Alexander is gay.
00:38:32Theon.
00:38:34Eavesdropping especially upon the desires of others is a sin.
00:38:37Well I am pretty sure that a nun trying to fuck her priest is worse.
00:38:42Oh by the way just a little tip for you.
00:38:46All those women.
00:38:47They don't want your help.
00:38:49They just want your dick.
00:38:52You will respect the church while you are here.
00:38:54I'm just being honest.
00:38:56Lying's a sin is it not?
00:38:57You're right.
00:38:58Your turn.
00:39:00For what?
00:39:01To confess your sins altar boy.
00:39:03Hey!
00:39:04Hey!
00:39:06I am so sorry to do this to all of you but it appears our confessional hours have shifted to
00:39:12Sunday.
00:39:13So please come back and I'll give each of you ample time.
00:39:23May God who has enlightened every heart help you to know thy sins and trust in his mercy.
00:39:29Father please forgive me for I have sinned.
00:39:33It's been three days since I last touched myself.
00:39:37I've been a bad bad boy.
00:39:40You know Theo if you took this seriously you might actually find it useful.
00:39:44Why should I take any of this seriously?
00:39:47Your father sent you here to bolster your faith.
00:39:49No my dad sent me here because I'm gay.
00:39:52If you expect me to say that being gay is a sin you can forget it.
00:39:55Theo I'm not moralizing your sexuality.
00:39:57Alright?
00:40:00I'm not that kind of priest.
00:40:06What kind of priest are you?
00:40:10One who wants to understand.
00:40:14Tell me Theo.
00:40:16What thoughts led you to believe you wanted to lie with other men?
00:40:20You talk about this like it's just a sex thing.
00:40:23I mean is it not?
00:40:25No I'm...
00:40:26I've never even been with another man but I still know that I'm gay.
00:40:33How?
00:40:34It's like...
00:40:35It's the attraction to other men like when I first saw you.
00:40:43Go on.
00:40:48You can't be serious I...
00:40:52I am.
00:40:55I want to understand.
00:40:57Why would he want to understand what it's like to realize you're gay?
00:41:02Unless...
00:41:03He might be gay?
00:41:05Theo I...
00:41:06I...
00:41:06I get that it's...
00:41:08It's hard to talk about.
00:41:10But if I'm gonna help you, I need to hear it from your...
00:41:14That's why you want to help.
00:41:16Of...
00:41:16Of course.
00:41:17I mean why else would I want to know?
00:41:20So this is part of him trying to cure me.
00:41:23Fine.
00:41:23If he thinks being gay makes me some depraved freak, then that's what I'll show him.
00:41:30When I first see a man, the first thing I notice is his eyes.
00:41:35If he smells good...
00:41:38I would feel to have his arms...
00:41:42Wrapped around me.
00:41:46That's just the initial attraction.
00:41:49The next layer is more intense.
00:41:53It's more...
00:41:56Feral.
00:42:04Go on.
00:42:11I think about ripping off your priest collar.
00:42:15About you kissing me.
00:42:18Touching me.
00:42:21Your tongue.
00:42:23On my jaw.
00:42:24On my neck.
00:42:27I think about you taking me into the chapel.
00:42:30Bending me over the altar.
00:42:32And telling me to worship you.
00:42:37Do you want me to worship you?
00:42:44Father Alexander?
00:42:48You still there?
00:42:53Looks like I won this little game.
00:42:56Wait!
00:42:57Wait!
00:42:57Get your hands off me!
00:42:59Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of our faith?
00:43:01I am not making a mockery of your faith.
00:43:03I'm making a mockery of you!
00:43:07Fine.
00:43:08Mock me all you want.
00:43:10But the more you disrespect the house of God, the more I'll add to your punishment.
00:43:14Punishment?
00:43:16Seven Hail Marys.
00:43:18Put out all the candles and polish all the brass.
00:43:21There is like a hundred candlesticks in here that'll take me hours!
00:43:25Exactly.
00:43:26Now you better get started.
00:43:28When you're finished, your bedroom is down the hallway in the rectory.
00:43:31Don't miss anything.
00:43:33I will know.
00:43:36How can a priest be such an arrogant asshole?
00:43:41And hot.
00:43:42What?
00:43:48Oh shit.
00:43:49Where did Father Alexander say my room was again?
00:43:54Oh father.
00:43:56Please forgive me for the desires I'm harboring in my soul.
00:44:02For the carnal thoughts in my mind.
00:44:10For the feral need.
00:44:13The next layer is more intense.
00:44:16It's more...
00:44:19Feral.
00:44:20Could Father Alexander be really praying over how I made him feel?
00:44:25I've never quite felt a pull like this.
00:44:28God.
00:44:29It makes me feel...
00:44:32Hot.
00:44:34And Theo.
00:44:40Hearing him on the other side of the confessional.
00:44:44Knowing just exactly what he wanted me to do.
00:44:49I mean it almost...
00:44:50It almost...
00:44:53It almost makes me think he needs another reminder that eavesdropping is a sin.
00:45:03Hear anything interesting, Theo?
00:45:07How did you know I was there?
00:45:09I heard your footsteps approaching before you even got to my door.
00:45:13You threw such a fit when I teased you in there, but what, it's okay that you do the exact
00:45:16same thing?
00:45:17Yeah, I was teaching you a lesson.
00:45:20Here.
00:45:23That's bullshit.
00:45:25You were airing your deep dark hidden desires and then you were pretending that it's a joke.
00:45:29I'm a priest.
00:45:31We don't have desires.
00:45:33Everybody has desires.
00:45:34You're just repressing yours and pretending that you're better than everyone else.
00:45:38You think you have me figured out, don't you?
00:45:41You are just like every other bigot in this town.
00:45:43Hiding behind religion to justify their hate.
00:45:46It's not hard.
00:45:47Right.
00:45:49Are you sure it's not hard, Theo?
00:45:56Holy shit, does my priest have a boner for me?
00:46:14Get out.
00:46:16What?
00:46:17Get out!
00:46:19Dad, we're like five miles from home. It's raining.
00:46:24The church is your home now.
00:46:26So you get rid of your affliction.
00:46:31You're seriously kicking me out because I'm gay?
00:46:35Dad.
00:46:36What about school?
00:46:38The church has a school program, which you will attend.
00:46:41And if you want to come home, you better hope they cure you.
00:46:45Now out. The new priest is expecting you.
00:46:58I told my dad I was gay and in less than 24 hours he dumped me at this church for
00:47:03what?
00:47:04Conversion camp?
00:47:08Fuck this.
00:47:10I'm 18. I'm gonna find my own way out of this town.
00:47:20What?
00:47:21Hey! Hey, Coach!
00:47:23The lost are stupid.
00:47:24I'm trying to get out of this town as fast as possible.
00:47:29This alley is a very free zone.
00:47:32Your kind ain't welcome here.
00:47:34It's great because I don't want to be here either.
00:47:38Nah, you can't leave that easy.
00:47:40We've got a reputation on hold.
00:47:42Switchblade.
00:47:45Hey!
00:47:47Please, please.
00:47:48I'm going to enjoy making you bleed, homo.
00:47:50Stop, please.
00:47:57Step away from him!
00:48:00Did my priest just save me?
00:48:03Father Alexander!
00:48:05We weren't...
00:48:06You have ten seconds to leave.
00:48:08Ten.
00:48:09Nine.
00:48:11Eight.
00:48:22You're Theomart, yes?
00:48:25Yes.
00:48:27You're the new head priest at Sacred Heart,
00:48:29which means you're my responsibility.
00:48:32Let's go.
00:48:34No!
00:48:35I'm not going anywhere near that fucking church.
00:48:38We're not having this discussion in the rain.
00:48:41So either you come with me now, willingly, or I make you.
00:48:44Your choice.
00:48:58What?
00:49:00Uh...
00:49:01Priests are like...
00:49:03normally old and...
00:49:05gray.
00:49:06And?
00:49:07They don't...
00:49:07usually look like you.
00:49:10No.
00:49:10No.
00:49:12No.
00:49:13Then what do I look like?
00:49:16I don't...
00:49:17I don't know.
00:49:20Of course you do, or you wouldn't have said anything.
00:49:22Say it.
00:49:24Well, like...
00:49:25like...
00:49:26you're young.
00:49:26You're like, you know, you're 21 or 22,
00:49:29and that's...
00:49:29like, that's too young to be a priest.
00:49:32You're hot.
00:49:33I mean, like...
00:49:34someone that hot, they don't be a priest.
00:49:36They're like a model or an actor.
00:49:41Being ugly is not a prerequisite to be a priest.
00:49:45Control yourself, Theo.
00:49:47You cannot be eye-fucking your new priest.
00:49:50God, he's the hottest man I've ever seen.
00:49:52What'd you just say?
00:49:56Uh...
00:49:57I said you're the wettest man I've ever seen.
00:50:01Right.
00:50:03Well, then dry me off.
00:50:08You...
00:50:08want me to dry you off.
00:50:11Don't make me repeat myself.
00:50:28Stop.
00:50:30Is he telling me to stop because he doesn't want the gay guy touching him?
00:50:33Or because he's feeling the tension between us?
00:50:37I'll take it from here.
00:50:39He just doesn't want a gay guy touching him.
00:50:42Got it.
00:50:46Look.
00:50:47I don't want you here.
00:50:49Well, that's good.
00:50:51Because I don't want to be here either,
00:50:52so we're on the same page.
00:50:54But...
00:50:55your father sits on the parish council.
00:50:58And my future here depends on his recommendation.
00:51:00So what's your big plan?
00:51:02You gonna make me pray the gay away?
00:51:04Do you think that'll work?
00:51:05You have got to be fucking kidding me.
00:51:08I am not doing this, alright?
00:51:10This whole town,
00:51:10it's bigoted and oppressive
00:51:12and it all stems from this fucking church.
00:51:14You don't know me.
00:51:16Alright?
00:51:16And you don't know how I run this church.
00:51:18Yeah, and I don't want to.
00:51:19I just want out of all of this.
00:51:21Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you want.
00:51:23And your father's made it sufficiently clear
00:51:25what you are to me.
00:51:26And what is that, father?
00:51:30My personal altar boy.
00:51:38Aren't altar boys children?
00:51:40Last time I checked,
00:51:41being 18 makes you an adult.
00:51:46Even though you don't act like one.
00:51:49Oh, so making me your altar boy
00:51:51is a personal fetish of yours then.
00:51:53Got it.
00:51:55You know what?
00:51:55Nothing is going to happen like that between us.
00:51:57I'm not like that.
00:51:59Being married to God
00:52:00is the straightest thing in the world.
00:52:03My faith may be a joke to you,
00:52:06but it's my life.
00:52:09Okay?
00:52:14And this,
00:52:15this is the house of God.
00:52:17My house.
00:52:19And while you're here,
00:52:20you will respect that.
00:52:22Now, get changed
00:52:24and meet me in the chapel.
00:52:27Okay?
00:52:27There are people out there
00:52:28waiting for me to help them.
00:52:30Well, I've been saving you.
00:52:38He may be hot,
00:52:39but he's a fucking grade-A asshole.
00:52:44So I have to pretend to give this a shot.
00:52:59I've asked God
00:53:00to take away my sinful thoughts,
00:53:03but they still plague me, Father.
00:53:07How may I help you with this, sister?
00:53:09I need you
00:53:11to help me act on them.
00:53:16Maybe
00:53:18if I act on them,
00:53:19the urge will disappear.
00:53:21I won't feel so hot
00:53:22every time I look at you.
00:53:25I'm sorry, sister,
00:53:27but I'm afraid
00:53:27giving in to your sins
00:53:29only fuels them.
00:53:31Instead, just
00:53:32do five Hail Marys
00:53:33and let
00:53:34God console you.
00:53:36damn,
00:53:37I got a big reaction
00:53:38from the priest
00:53:38patting him down
00:53:39with a towel.
00:53:41There's no way
00:53:41that Father Alexander
00:53:42is gay.
00:53:54Theo,
00:53:55eavesdropping,
00:53:56especially upon the desires
00:53:57of others,
00:53:58is a sin.
00:53:59Well,
00:54:00I am pretty sure
00:54:00that a nun
00:54:01trying to fuck
00:54:02her priest
00:54:03is worse.
00:54:04Oh,
00:54:05by the way,
00:54:05just a little tip
00:54:06for you.
00:54:07All those women,
00:54:09they don't want your help.
00:54:11They just want your dick.
00:54:13You will respect
00:54:14the church
00:54:15while you are here.
00:54:16I'm just being honest.
00:54:17Lying's a sin,
00:54:18is it not?
00:54:19You're right.
00:54:20Your turn.
00:54:21For what?
00:54:22To confess your sins,
00:54:24altar boy.
00:54:25Hey!
00:54:25Hey!
00:54:26Hey!
00:54:28I am so sorry
00:54:29to do this
00:54:30to all of you,
00:54:31but it appears
00:54:32our confessional hours
00:54:33have shifted
00:54:33to Sunday.
00:54:35So,
00:54:36please come back
00:54:36and I'll give
00:54:37each of you
00:54:37ample time.
00:54:44May God,
00:54:45who has enlightened
00:54:46every heart,
00:54:47help you to know
00:54:47thy sins
00:54:48and trust
00:54:49in his mercy.
00:54:51Father,
00:54:52please forgive me,
00:54:53for I have sinned.
00:54:55It's been three days
00:54:57since I last
00:54:58touched myself.
00:54:59I've been a
00:55:01bad,
00:55:01bad boy.
00:55:02You know,
00:55:03Theo,
00:55:03if you took this seriously,
00:55:04you might actually
00:55:05find it useful.
00:55:06Why should I take
00:55:07any of this seriously?
00:55:08Your father sent you here
00:55:10to bolster your faith.
00:55:11No,
00:55:11my dad sent me here
00:55:12because I'm gay.
00:55:13If you expect me to say
00:55:15that being gay is a sin,
00:55:15you can forget it.
00:55:16Theo,
00:55:17I'm not moralizing
00:55:18your sexuality,
00:55:19alright?
00:55:21I'm not that kind of priest.
00:55:23I'm not that kind of priest.
00:55:27I'm not that kind of priest.
00:55:27I'm not that kind of priest.
00:55:27What kind of priest are you?
00:55:32One who wants to understand.
00:55:35Tell me,
00:55:36Theo,
00:55:37what thoughts
00:55:39led you to believe
00:55:40you wanted to lie
00:55:41with other men?
00:55:42You talk about this
00:55:43like it's just a sex thing.
00:55:45Is it not?
00:55:46No,
00:55:47I've never even been
00:55:49with another man
00:55:50but I still know
00:55:50that I'm gay.
00:55:55How?
00:55:56It's like
00:55:57it's the attraction
00:55:58to other men
00:55:59like when I first
00:55:59saw you.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:10You can't be
00:56:11serious.
00:56:14I am.
00:56:16I want to understand.
00:56:18Why would he want to
00:56:20understand what it's like
00:56:21to realize you're gay?
00:56:23Unless
00:56:24he might be gay?
00:56:26Theo,
00:56:26I get
00:56:29that it's
00:56:29it's hard
00:56:30to talk about
00:56:32but if I'm
00:56:33going to help you
00:56:33I need to
00:56:35hear it from your own.
00:56:36That's why you want to help.
00:56:37Of course.
00:56:39Why else would I want to know?
00:56:41So this is part of him
00:56:43trying to cure me.
00:56:44Fine.
00:56:45If he thinks being gay
00:56:46makes me some depraved freak
00:56:48then that's what I'll show him.
00:56:52When I first see a man
00:56:53the first thing I notice
00:56:54is his eyes.
00:56:57If he smells good
00:57:00I would feel
00:57:01to have his arms
00:57:03wrapped around me.
00:57:08That's just the initial attraction.
00:57:11The next layer
00:57:12is more intense.
00:57:15It's more
00:57:18feral.
00:57:25Go on.
00:57:33I think about
00:57:34ripping off
00:57:35your priest collar
00:57:37about you
00:57:38kissing me
00:57:40touching me
00:57:42your tongue
00:57:44on my jaw
00:57:45on my neck
00:57:46and you think about
00:57:50you taking me
00:57:50into the chapel
00:57:52bending me
00:57:53over the altar
00:57:54and telling me
00:57:55to worship you.
00:57:59Do you want me
00:58:00to worship you?
00:58:06Father Alexander?
00:58:09You still there?
00:58:14It looks like I won
00:58:16this little game.
00:58:18Wait, wait!
00:58:19Get your hands
00:58:20off me!
00:58:21Do you think it's funny
00:58:21to make a mockery
00:58:22of our faith?
00:58:23I am not making
00:58:24a mockery of your faith
00:58:25I'm making a mockery
00:58:25of you!
00:58:29Fine.
00:58:30Mock me
00:58:31all you want
00:58:32but the more you
00:58:32disrespect the house of God
00:58:33the more I'll add
00:58:34to your punishment.
00:58:36Punishment?
00:58:38Seven Hail Marys
00:58:39put out all the candles
00:58:41and polish all the brass.
00:58:43There is like
00:58:44a hundred candlesticks
00:58:45in here
00:58:45that'll take me hours!
00:58:47Exactly.
00:58:48Now you better
00:58:49get started.
00:58:50When you're finished
00:58:51your bedroom is down
00:58:51the hallway in the rectory.
00:58:53Don't miss anything.
00:58:54I will know.
00:58:58How can a priest
00:58:59be such an arrogant asshole?
00:59:02And hot.
00:59:10Oh shit.
00:59:11Where did Father Alexander
00:59:12say my room was again?
00:59:16Oh Father
00:59:18please forgive me
00:59:19for the
00:59:20desires I'm harboring
00:59:22in my soul
00:59:24for the carnal thoughts
00:59:25in my mind
00:59:31for the feral need
00:59:35The next layer
00:59:36is more intense
00:59:37it's more
00:59:40feral.
00:59:42Could Father Alexander
00:59:43be really praying
00:59:44over how I made him feel?
00:59:46I've never quite felt
00:59:47a pull like this
00:59:49God
00:59:51it makes me feel
00:59:53hot
00:59:56and Theo
01:00:01hearing him
01:00:02on the other side
01:00:03of the confessional
01:00:06knowing just
01:00:07exactly
01:00:08what he wanted me
01:00:09to do
01:00:10I mean
01:00:11it almost
01:00:12it almost
01:00:15it almost makes me think
01:00:16he needs another
01:00:17reminder
01:00:18that eavesdropping
01:00:19is a sin
01:00:25hear anything
01:00:26interesting
01:00:27Theo
01:00:28how did you know
01:00:29I was there
01:00:31I heard your footsteps
01:00:32approaching before you
01:00:33even got to my door
01:00:34you threw such a fit
01:00:35when I teased you
01:00:36in there
01:00:36but what
01:00:37it's okay that you
01:00:37do the exact same thing
01:00:39yeah I was teaching you
01:00:40a lesson
01:00:45that's bullshit
01:00:47you were airing
01:00:48your deep dark hidden
01:00:49desires and then
01:00:49you were pretending
01:00:50that it's a joke
01:00:51I'm a priest
01:00:52we don't have desires
01:00:54everybody has desires
01:00:56you're just repressing
01:00:57yours and pretending
01:00:58that you're better
01:00:59than everyone else
01:01:00you think you have
01:01:00me figured out
01:01:01don't you
01:01:02you are just like
01:01:03every other bigot
01:01:04in this town
01:01:05hiding behind religion
01:01:06to justify their hate
01:01:07it's not hard
01:01:08right
01:01:11are you sure
01:01:12it's not hard
01:01:14Theo
01:01:18holy shit
01:01:19does my priest
01:01:19have a boner
01:01:20for me