00:00I haven't been a rose with you.
00:03I never planned to be a surrogate.
00:06I lied.
00:10Our baby has my simple flawed genes.
00:17I understand if you don't want to be a part of this.
00:23Hey, hey.
00:23That mistake is probably the best mistake that has ever happened to my entire life.
00:32Okay?
00:36And that's our news segment for today.
00:38And we are thrilled that we raised so much money to send children to space.
00:42And we are so happy that Sue Ann got her cat back.
00:45We're happy you found your fur baby.
00:46I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to this perfect man tonight.
00:50We got America's favorite weather girl, everybody.
00:52Lindsay, take it away.
00:54Thank you so much, Floyd.
00:56I can't wait to celebrate our first anniversary.
00:58Let me ask you, how did you sleep last night?
01:00Pretty good, I'd say.
01:01You might not have been the only one, personally.
01:04I could barely keep my clothes on.
01:06It was hot.
01:07And that is right, folks.
01:08We got a...
01:20Pregnancy sucks, huh?
01:22I'm not pregnant.
01:26I'm a virgin.
01:33Doctor, she's not answering.
01:35Well, try again.
01:37She came in last week for a routine checkup.
01:39And I messed up.
01:40I accidentally inseminated her with...
01:44Not just anybody's sperm.
01:47You're the most ruthless billionaire you've ever met.
01:55Oh my God, it's Benji Banks!
01:58Word is, he's crazy rich and handsome, and equally a brutal ice-cold suit.
02:03I already fired 200 employees in less than a minute without even blinking.
02:07Mr. Banks, the studio acquisition papers are ready for you to sign.
02:12Mr. Banks, I'm the producer.
02:13Right this way.
02:19New voicemail.
02:20You need to get to the clinic as soon as possible.
02:23Mr. Banks?
02:24I'm afraid we need to leave.
02:25The clinic just called.
02:26They said it's urgent.
02:27What?
02:28What do you want?
02:33Well, how do I put it?
02:40You're gonna have a baby!
02:41You're gonna have a baby!
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