Fast Talk with Boy Abunda: Donita Nose, nilinaw na TOTOO ang kaniyang NOSE! (Episode 927)

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Aired (August 27, 2026): Habang nagbibiruan sina Donita Nose at Wacky Kiray tungkol sa pagpapagawa ng kanilang ilong, ipinakita ni Donita na kaya niyang galawin ang kaniyang ilong, at pinasubok pa ito kay Wacky! Panoorin ang kulitan nila kasama si Tito Boy!   For more Fast Talk with Boy Abunda Highlights, click the link below: https://bit.ly/FastTalkwithBoyAbundaHighlights  Watch the latest episodes of 'Fast Talk with Boy Abunda’ weekdays at 4:05 PM on GMA Afternoon prime, starring Boy Abunda. #FastTalkwithBoyAbunda

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00:08Kwentuhan, kantahan, tawanan po ang inyong matutunghayan ngayong hapon.

00:13Two of the best comedians in the country today.

00:16Night-Eye Kapuso, please welcome Donita Nose, Wakikirai.

00:23Hi, the boys.

00:26Pleasure to see you again.

00:33Tito Boy, we're one, we're two, we're one, we're one, we're one, two, one, two, one, two, one.

00:37But you know, when I want to tell you this, let's settle this because we have a debate about the

00:42many people in the whole of the Philippines.

00:45First, who is the best for you two?

00:48Tito Boy, we're making a lot of hair.

00:51Oh, you're making a lot of hair, I'm not making a lot of hair, I'm making a lot of hair.

00:55Eka.

00:57Hindi ito lang ha, para malinaw.

00:59Oh, ang gawang ilog, hindi mo pwede ganituhin.

01:02Oh.

01:02Can you?

01:04Can you?

01:05Ang galing ha.

01:05Oh, diba? Ganito yun.

01:06Oh.

01:07Galing!

01:09Andali, tito boy.

01:11Oh.

01:12Oh, ito.

01:14Oh, ito.

01:15Oh.

01:15Andali, kasi pag ginawa ka, nahihilong.

01:18Kumaangat yung ka dito.

01:19Wag na magna, aking na yan.

01:20Pero gaano makahalagang ilong talaga, sa ganda ng isang tao, sa inyong pananaw?

01:25Kasi tito boy, nung ilong ko kasi dati, grabe, ang bilis kong huminga.

01:29Naminiss mo siya.

01:31Ayoko!

01:32Ayoko, tito boy.

01:34Ayoko.

01:34Kasi pag nakita mo ko, ilong na agad, makikita mo, ang laki ng ilong ko para hanggang dito eh.

01:39Aaminin ko, hindi ka tulad ng iba.

01:41Hindi, ba't ko naman hindi aaminin ko nagpagawa talaga.

01:44May lahi kasi kaming espanyol, tito boy.

01:46Kaya that's why yung features na mukha.

01:48Kasi may lahi silang ano, tak-takuyaki.

01:50Sige, ang yabang mo.

01:52Alam mo ba meron akong...

01:54Ay, mamaya, tito boy, papakita ko yung picture ni Dunita dati.

01:57I swear.

01:58Eto, hawa kami yung baba ko, tito boy, malambot.

02:00Uh-huh.

02:01Okay.

02:02Puta ka doon, nalik.

02:03Nalik, yabang mo ah.

02:04Ayoko, tito boy, malambot din yan.

02:06Oh, pareho lang.

02:07Tito boy, magsabi ka lang totoo.

02:09Matigas, malambot.

02:10Huwag natin.

02:11Hindi, antay mo si tito.

02:12Hindi nagsisunong kalit.

02:13I plead the fifth.

02:14Oh, oh.

02:15Di ba?

02:16Oh, galing yun, tito boy.

02:19Sinasabi na yun yan sa impeachment.

02:22I plead the, I plead the fifth?

02:23The fifth.

02:25Oh, tingnan mo.

02:25Ngayon lang natin narinig.

02:27Ano rinito na yun?

02:28Ano yung ibig sabihin nun?

02:29Yung sinabi niya.

02:30Oh, ano sa Tagalog?

02:31I plead the fifth.

02:33Oh, oh.

02:33Fifth?

02:34The fifth.

02:35Okay.

02:36Oh!

02:37Ang mga tiyo na lang.

02:40Oh, yung ganda ko dito ah.

02:42At ang nais ko lamang sabihin po,

02:43ay ginagalang natin ako personal,

02:45ang choice na yan.

02:46Tama po.

02:46Oh, nasa tao yan,

02:47make your choice.

02:49Pumunta lamang sa qualified na mga doktor.

02:52Tama.

02:52Tama po.

02:52Pero...

02:53Tama po.

02:54Tama po.

02:56Tama po.

02:57Tama po.

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