00:09Here I said, nobody with no one, and being mean ain't really all that fun
00:17Leaving her wasn't very smart, admitting I was wrong wouldn't be so hard
00:25If it was cool to be a fool, I'd be the hippest guy around
00:29If a heartache made you famous, I'd be known from town to town
00:34If tears were made of pennies, and a cold beer brought her back
00:38My bank account and self-esteem would both be in the black
00:42If some Hollywood producer made a movie that was sad
00:47About some guy who lost the best thing he ever had
00:51Hey, I could be a star if it was cool to be a fool
01:00But we all know the way it really is
01:03You don't get recognized for doing things like this
01:08You spend a lot of time being unsorry for yourself
01:12It doesn't really mean that much to anybody else
01:16If it was cool to be a fool, I'd be the hippest guy around
01:20If a heartache made you famous, I'd be known from town to town
01:24If tears were made of pennies, and a cold beer brought her back
01:29My bank account and self-esteem would both be in the black
01:33If some Hollywood producer made a movie that was sad
01:37About some guy who lost the best thing he ever had
01:41Hey, I could be a star
01:43If it was cool to be a fool
01:47If it was cool to be a fool, I'd be the hippest guy around
02:06If a heartache made you famous, I'd be known from town to town
02:11If tears were made of pennies, and a cold beer brought her back
02:15My bank account and self-esteem would both be in the black
02:19And if some Hollywood producer made a movie that was sad
02:23About some guy who lost the best thing he ever had
02:28Hey, I could be a star
02:30If it was cool to be a fool
02:36Hey, I could be a star
02:40If it was cool to be a fool
02:44If it was cool to be a fool
02:53If it was cool to be a fool
02:54Why could this be a fool
02:54If it was cool to be a fool