00:00Yo, it's me, Ali G.
00:03I was been gone for 20 years, chilling.
00:07And in that time, the world went to crap.
00:10There was COVID, wars, and Ed Sheeran.
00:15I was gonna get back on top
00:17with a brand new thing called a documentary.
00:22For the first time ever, this is a film with real people, not actors.
00:28Oh, it's fine.
00:30You sure? It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
00:31Come here, come on.
00:34I'll just, I'll stand over here.
00:36For over a year, me let the cameras follow me everywhere.
00:41Nothing was off limits.
00:42She thinks she's preggers.
00:44Could you please just tell her that it's probably wind or a big pool?
00:47You don't think she's pregnant?
00:48It's positive.
00:49Yo, yo, she got her vape.
00:53Taste of piss.
00:54Well, that's because I pissed on it.
00:56There's something in it for everyone.
00:58It got romance.
01:00Hold his hand.
01:01All right. No.
01:02Well, good advice on starting a family.
01:05What kind of father do you want to be?
01:06He's thinking absent.
01:07No.
01:08Plastic beats.
01:09Mate, you're a weirdo.
01:10Coming here and harassing kids.
01:12Moving like a pedon.
01:14Firearms!
01:15It got the very latest firearms technology.
01:20Action.
01:21Drama.
01:23Heartbreak.
01:25Boning.
01:26Plot twists.
01:27And the very latest TikTok trends.
01:30Can you hear my voice?
01:31Yes, I can hear you.
01:33How dangerous is Iran?
01:35I think Iran is the single most dangerous country for us in the world.
01:40Completing nuclear weapons without whipping.
01:45Check out my new movie, Ali G, Who Is I?
01:49Are you alone?
01:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, me is.
01:51Me can't wait to have your tiny cock inside me.
01:54What? It ain't.
01:55I ain't got a big one.
01:57I didn't change it.
01:58No, no, but I just got a massive one.
02:01Anyway.
02:03Amazon MGM is giving birth to it on October 23rd.
02:08Only in cinemas.
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