00:00okay okay okay so once we go to the icebreaker and we board it that will change to a different
00:05quest where we have to find people that are dead but i couldn't find them it says check to see
00:12if
00:12people are still alive yeah then there's a ton of dead bodies yeah no so i think what he's talking
00:18about is the captain and you talk to the guy that's in the locked door and then you go you
00:22beat the whole game and you go up to the captain's quarters where the captain is spoiler alert dead
00:28wait he's dead no no the captain just showed up there you say hey my man you say my man
00:36by the way did you know there's 40 guys with guns that captured your ship he goes what
00:41he goes goofy out you gotta be tripping says the captain does and i say dash that ass i just
00:49killed him all i just killed the whole ship i came to visit you and he goes hold on now
00:54i was just
00:55watching some reruns of 2006 spongebob here on this vhs tape and i would thought i heard some
01:01shots downstairs but i thought it was just the creeps of the ocean you're talking about and so
01:04he's super surprised and he goes well so you killed everyone it's just you and me and i go yes
01:10it's
01:11just you and i and he goes will anyone know if i give you a handjob and i said i'll
01:15give you ten
01:15dollars but let me tell you the real kicker is that he then once she's done puts on a pretty
01:22secret red dress and he takes you by the arm like you're about to square dance and he says
01:27you know what you and me we're getting hitched and you marry the captain you move to new zealand
01:34and you live happily ever after and that's how you complete the quest that's how you complete the
01:38quest spoiler alert spoiler alert that's how you complete the quest yes no of course he's dead
01:44coaxie are you dumb dude dude there's no way you said all that just to say he's dead
01:52obviously he's dead obviously the captain is dead i mean are you kidding me
02:00dude don't act like i'm the dumb one here
02:05okay chief all right okay honestly guys let's all act like that for a day make him feel different
02:12make him feel special for the day let's all act like he is in the dumb one for today that's
02:16a great
02:17idea okay you're actually if you ask dude no you're actually i will i will tell my iq is in
02:23the double
02:24digits you have you you don't even ask that who's dumber me or you i'm fine who's dumber watch
02:33watch chat who's dumber me or peanut watch
02:38holy shit they're actually choosing you oh my god
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