00:02Grouch B.O. presents the yuckiest show on television, True Mud.
00:30This day is through, I want to find to mud with you.
00:57What can I get for you, sir?
00:59Got any True Mud?
01:02Did he say True Mud?
01:04Yeah, he must be one of them there grouches. Grouches love mud.
01:10Oh, simmer down. He doesn't look like a grouch to me.
01:14Are you a grouch, sir?
01:16What's it to you? Just get me some mud. I need mud.
01:20All right, all right. True Mud coming up.
01:24Here you go.
01:26That's not True Mud.
01:28It's not?
01:28It's a potato.
01:30Oh, oh, right. That's True Spud.
01:33Spud. Spud, Mud. Spud, Mud.
01:37They sound so much the same, they rhyme.
01:41Guess I got confused.
01:43I need True Mud. Hurry.
01:47Someone needs some True Cud?
01:51I'm chewing on some Cud right now.
01:55Oh, no, ma'am. This gentleman wants True Mud.
01:59Is he some kind of grouch?
02:01I'm not rightly sure.
02:03I didn't ask for Cud. I asked for Mud.
02:07Well, now, don't get your fangs in an uproar.
02:10Cud and Mud have the same sound.
02:13Cud, Mud. Cud, Mud. Am I right?
02:17What?
02:17Just get me some Mud. I need Mud.
02:21You call me?
02:23Who are you?
02:24Name's Bud.
02:26Oh, no, no, no, sir. He doesn't want Bud. He wants Mud.
02:32Bud sounds an awful lot like Mud, though.
02:35Bud, Mud. Bud, Mud.
02:39Mud? You ain't one of them grouches, are you?
02:44Just give me some Mud. I need some Mud.
02:48Well, I don't have Mud, but I do have this broken watch.
02:52It's a true dud.
02:55I don't want a spud or a cud or a dud.
02:59I want Mud.
03:01That was a true thud.
03:13I mixed some dirt and water and made you a whole lot of mud, sir.
03:18What do you want with all this mud?
03:21It's time for my Mud bath.
03:25Mud bath? He must be a grouch!
03:31Oh, now, that's what I call true mud.
03:36Oh, mind if I take a mud bath, too?
03:40Are you a grouch?
03:42Mm-mm.
03:43I just love mud.
03:46Who doesn't?
03:49Ow!