00:00Bat, uh, bat, slat, sat, uh, schmatt, oh.
00:06Joe Doe.
00:07June Moon.
00:10Rhyme Squad, RSI.
00:12RSI?
00:33There are a million rhymes in the pretty city, and when there's rhyme in the streets, it's time for RSI,
00:40Crime Scene Investigation.
00:45Got a flash, you.
00:47We're rhyming, sir.
00:49At, fat, vat, brat, slat, sat.
00:53And schmatt.
00:54Why?
00:55Because I lost something that rhymes with at.
00:58What?
00:58I forgot.
01:00He's lost something that rhymes with at.
01:03Fat.
01:05Vat, brat, slat, sat, and schmatt.
01:09What do we got on schmatt?
01:12What?
01:13Schmatt.
01:14Hmm.
01:17Spat, sprat, chat, flat, muskrat.
01:22You lose a muskrat, sir? A flat muskrat?
01:26Nope. I'll know it when I see it.
01:31Gat, round up the usual at rhymes.
01:39Gat, round up the usual at rhymes.
01:39It's America's most wanted at rhymes, sir.
01:46Howdy!
01:48Did you lose a hat?
01:49Nope.
01:51Meow.
01:53A cat?
01:55Nope.
01:57A bat?
01:58Call me slugger.
02:00Nope.
02:02A splat.
02:04You lose that?
02:05Nope.
02:06Nope.
02:07So let's get this straight.
02:09You lost something that rhymes with at.
02:13Yep.
02:14But it isn't fat, vat, brat, slat, sat, schmatt.
02:19Spat, sprat, chat, flat, muskrat.
02:22Hat, cat, mat, bat, or splat.
02:25It's something else.
02:27That rhymes with at.
02:29Yes!
02:31What is it?
02:33It's my dog!
02:37What?
02:39Sir, dog does not rhyme with at.
02:45Mine does!
02:48Hey, Pat!
02:50Pat!
02:51Pat!
02:51Here, Pat!
02:52Here, Pat!
02:52Oh, here's a good boy!
02:54Yeah, that's my good boy!
02:55Pat!
02:56Pat!
02:56Here's a good puppy!
02:58That dog's name is Pat.
03:00Pat.
03:01Which rhymes with at.
03:03Hat, fat, vat, brat, slat, sat, schmatt, spat, sprat, chat, flat, muskrat, hat, cat, mat,
03:10bat, and splat.
03:15And that's that.
03:17Oh!
03:19Down, down, down, down.
03:27Sir, you should've got a cat.
