00:00In the alphabet system, there are 26 letters.
00:03The detectives who investigate these ABCs are members of an elite squad called...
00:07The Special Letters Unit. These are their stories.
00:24Okay, gather round, everybody. Gather round here.
00:27What is it, Captain?
00:28Alright, we got a missing letter and it looks like this.
00:33I know that letter.
00:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too, Captain. Yeah, I've seen it before.
00:37M. It's the letter M.
00:39Right. M.
00:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good, good, that's right. Now go out there and find that M.
00:45Okay, Captain.
00:46Got it.
00:47Today!
00:47Okay.
00:48Got it.
00:56Captain, I found the missing M.
00:59Where is it? Where is it?
01:01Right here.
01:01This doesn't look anything like the letter M.
01:05Oh, yeah? Well, listen to this.
01:08Moo! Moo!
01:13See that? Moo starts with the letter M. So this must be the letter M.
01:20Maloney, this isn't the letter M. It's a cow!
01:25It is.
01:26You can go now, Bessie.
01:28The name's Murray.
01:31All right, come on.
01:32Quack.
01:33Come on.
01:33Quack.
01:33Come on.
01:35Hey, Captain.
01:36Look at this.
01:37What?
01:37I found the letter M.
01:38Where? Where?
01:39Right here.
01:40This isn't the letter M. It's a duck.
01:44But not just any duck. I am a mallard.
01:48Mm-hmm, that's right. And mallard starts with the letter M.
01:51Well, M may be, Munch, but it still isn't an M. It doesn't look anything like an M.
01:57Eh, see? That's what I tried to tell him, but who listens to a talking piece of poultry?
02:13He's asleep.
02:14Yeah, yeah, well, you better wake him up.
02:15I ain't gonna wake him. You wake him.
02:17No way.
02:18Hey, I know.
02:19What?
02:20Can you do that chung chung thing again?
02:23Uh, where is that missing letter M?
02:26Sorry, Captain. We looked everywhere, but no luck.
02:29Yeah, we just couldn't find the missing M.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Excuse me, could you tell me which way to the men's room?
02:34Sure, uh, down the hallway to the left.
02:37Hey, wait a minute. Hold her right there.
02:39What? Uh, what I do?
02:42You're the missing M.
02:44No, I'm not.
02:45Sure you are. You look exactly like the missing M. See?
02:49Oh, yeah, but I got a mustache. See?
02:53Yeah, that's true.
02:54Yeah, he does.
02:55Yeah.
02:55Oh, yeah?
02:58Mercy!
02:59Mercy!
02:59Oh!
03:00It's...
03:01It's...
03:02The letter M!
03:04All right!
03:05All right!
03:06I confess.
03:08I am the letter M.
03:10We did it.
03:12We found the missing M.
03:15Right.
03:17All in a day's work for Law & Order Special Letters Unit.
03:22You know that, uh, that chung chung thing can really get on one's nerves.
03:26Okay!
03:28Enough chung chunging already!
03:30Mommy!
03:31Oh!
03:32Let's go!
03:33Please!
03:33The grosseijing!
03:35Let's go!
03:35Sounds good!
03:35The other day's work...
03:35Hey!
03:36That
