00:28First of all, I want to thank everybody
00:29in Phoenix for coming out tonight.
00:35It was a hell of a summer slam.
00:37I enjoyed the shit out of it.
00:39Excuse me.
00:43Stone Cold Steve also got to participate a little bit,
00:45but there's something I got to get off my chest.
00:48I said there's something I got to get off my chest.
00:51Something I want to say.
00:53Spit it out.
00:55I'm talking to you.
00:57You.
00:58You.
01:00You.
01:01You.
01:02You.
01:03You.
01:03You.
01:03You.
01:04You.
01:04You.
01:04You.
01:06Hold on.
01:07I'm talking to one other son of a bitch.
01:10I want Vince McMahon to bring his ass out here to this ring.
01:20Vince, I know you're back.
01:22Hey, someone give me a damn beer,
01:23because if I'm going to wait on him,
01:24I'm going to drink a damn beer.
01:28I got it all night long,
01:29and I got a case of beers.
01:31So, Vince,
01:32I'd appreciate it if you'd walk your carcass through this very ring.
01:43No chance.
01:45That's what you got.
01:49What would get some machine too strong?
01:52Pretty politicians buy a source for blood song.
01:55Poppets.
01:57What fun of their place in line?
02:00being out of here,
02:00now,
02:01but I ain't straightened with your finger now.
02:03Boy,
02:04cause this is just a matter of time.
02:06You got no chance.
02:10No.
02:11You got no chance.
02:22No chance at all.
02:25No chance.
02:29You got a bad back.
02:32You got a bad back.
02:38Your back's killing you.
02:40How about your knees?
02:42How about your little haircut?
02:44Your little shirt?
02:45Little blue slacks?
02:47Little black loafers?
02:49What color socks you got on?
02:52Got your little blue socks on.
02:55Those are real cute.
03:00Damn, look what we got here.
03:03Got a bunch of WWE superstars heading to the damn ring.
03:16Come on down, everybody.
03:17Come on down to the damn ring.
03:23You might as well bow down a little bit.
03:25I'm not impressed by your physique.
03:28You probably think you're pretty tough, don't you?
03:31You think you're pretty tough?
03:36I want everybody else to come on out here in this damn ring.
03:41Bubba Ray Dudley, don't do it.
03:52How much beer I got down there, son?
03:54I got a bunch of beer.
04:01Maybe one more.
04:15Where the hell are you going?
04:19Did you forget about me back here?
04:21You're trying to ignore me.
04:23You're trying to piss me off.
04:25And you're going to take my beer from me.
04:28Who are you looking at?
04:31You ain't got to take my beer from me because I'm going to give you a beer.
04:38Somebody backstage.
04:39And let me go ahead and say just.
04:43I like you, Vince.
04:45Not very much, but I like you.
04:49And appreciating all the hard work you put in here at the WWE.
04:54Sometimes you're a little bit of a smart ass, but I appreciate what the hell you do.
04:59Somebody told me it was your birthday today.
05:05And we got some birthday boy in the house.
05:15Give me another one of them beers up here, Mark.
05:24How old are you, son?
05:26What?
05:28I said, how old are you, son?
05:30What?
05:31No, I'm just kidding with you.
05:33It's all honor and respect.
05:34How old are you?
05:37Well, you're not going to say 30.
05:39I can read your lips, and I don't want you to say 30.
05:42Not kind of being sold on a lot of people's intelligence.
05:46How old the fellow are you?
05:48I'm 50.
05:50All right.
05:56Now, I've been here over 13, 14 years, and you said you were 50 back then.
06:03Who are you?
06:05I'll give you one more chance, see if you can get it right.
06:07I know you ain't 50 years old.
06:10How old the fellow are you?
06:1353.
06:15If they got some bitches lying, give me a hell yeah.
06:18Hell yeah!
06:20You got about 18,000 people calling you a liar, Vince.
06:24Now, how old the fellow are you?
06:26I'm 58 years old.
06:34Well, the reason we got you out here, Vince, to show a little token of our appreciation for everything you've
06:38done.
06:40Not just from me, you know, from all these guys, because like I said, sometimes I wonder about you.
06:44But we got you out here in the middle of the ring because I'm hoping all these WWE superstars are
06:50going to join in because I can't sing worth a damn.
06:53And I'm inviting everybody out here in Phoenix, Arizona, to join in and sing happy birthday to good old Vince
07:04McMahon.
07:05Let me warm up a little bit.
07:08Do, re, mi, fa, so, ti, do.
07:12I'm ready.
07:14You ready for this?
07:15Here we go.
07:16Help out if you know the words.
07:19Happy birthday to you.
07:23Happy birthday to you.
07:26Happy birthday dear Vince.
07:33Happy birthday to you.
07:43Great job.
07:45I got plenty of beer.
