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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:32Here is your check for five million dollars.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:47Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:00:58Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:16Three more shots down here, please.
00:01:21Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:26What?
00:01:27Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:35Hey, that's mine.
00:01:49My ex-husband.
00:01:51Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:55I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:01Where is he?
00:02:14I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:19What?
00:02:20Who?
00:02:21I...
00:02:22No time to play, big nose.
00:02:24I want my money!
00:02:26What?
00:02:27What money?
00:02:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29I...
00:02:30That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you're just giving back.
00:02:42Oh, fuck.
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to trap him.
00:02:51Oh my god, my nose!
00:02:52You broke my nose!
00:02:54You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:20God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:27You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:30You know, you okay?
00:03:33I got to be right now.
00:03:35Okay.
00:03:35You're okay.
00:03:35I got to be...
00:03:37You're okay.
00:03:37I go, you're coming.
00:03:40I'm ready for the day.
00:03:41I remind you that is for you.
00:03:45Okay?
00:03:47I tell him.
00:03:49I if I'm ready for you.
00:03:51You and I have things.
00:03:56So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:26Oh, my God. This isn't real.
00:04:56Oh, no! Holly! I'm gonna be late!
00:05:11Winter Taylor?
00:05:13Oh, my God. How does Wes know her?
00:05:19And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit.
00:05:26This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:39Blue, sir.
00:05:50That's rude.
00:05:52And who was that girl?
00:05:53Smells like pine.
00:06:01How much did I drink last night?
00:06:06I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:10Yes, sir.
00:06:11She graffitis me? Steals my property?
00:06:15She'll pay for this.
00:06:21I think we should get going, sir.
00:06:24Mass is starting.
00:06:26Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:28I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:31Also, your mother called.
00:06:34She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:36No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:39Make up an excuse.
00:06:41As you wish.
00:06:53Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:57I don't know.
00:07:00What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me.
00:07:11Spank me.
00:07:13Harder.
00:07:14Do it.
00:07:17I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:19Piper.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:29Look, I need your help.
00:07:31Yes, Mayor.
00:07:31What is it?
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:34Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:36Look, the money men, the high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:51Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:52Who's here?
00:08:05Who the hell is that?
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:19It's him.
00:08:30Piper, it's him.
00:08:32I mean, Mr. Mandrake, we are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
00:08:48I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here.
00:08:56Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:58You can't sell the mountain.
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:09:04What's your name?
00:09:06He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper.
00:09:09Piper White.
00:09:11Wes Mandrake.
00:09:14I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:19That's an awful lot of name-calling.
00:09:20Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:26What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
00:09:30If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:31Of course.
00:09:32With Mr. Mandrake.
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:34Right this way.
00:09:42What is wrong with you two?
00:09:44He can't sell mayor.
00:09:46He'll ruin our town.
00:09:47This is not happening.
00:09:47Like, that's enough.
00:09:50Either one of you can blow this deal.
00:09:51You're going to regret it.
00:09:53You hear me?
00:10:07Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandrake?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:13Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar.
00:10:23Oh, Piper.
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:27I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:30I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:33Well, sir.
00:10:35Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:37You know, Piper.
00:10:38Well.
00:10:39Just Piper.
00:10:40No.
00:10:42I want her.
00:10:44Very well, sir.
00:10:46I'll let her know.
00:10:52She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:55I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:10:58A lot has changed.
00:11:02No way.
00:11:03I'm a medical professional.
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:11:06I can't do it.
00:11:07You know, Piper, I loved your parents, and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:12But you listen close.
00:11:13If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:17You can't be serious.
00:11:19I'm dead serious.
00:11:20I will fire your ass.
00:11:21Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry.
00:11:29I'm getting the word out.
00:11:31We need to save our town.
00:11:40In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:45Now he's here one day, and he's already destroying my life?
00:11:48Heine, she smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:12Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:15Heine, she smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:19You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:25Right.
00:12:25Sir, Wintertayla just called.
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:50She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:57Great.
00:12:57Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:20She's flying in tomorrow.
00:13:21Oh.
00:13:45Is this a joke?
00:13:46Oh, my God.
00:14:16Holy shit!
00:14:37Damn it, Dakota!
00:14:38I told you not at work!
00:14:40Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:44That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:50You're getting better.
00:14:56Whiskey Billy, stat.
00:15:00No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:02Well, fuck, yes I do, but...
00:15:05God, this isn't happening.
00:15:06He can't just blow back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:09Uh, what is this?
00:15:11This is the inn.
00:15:12This is the only inn?
00:15:13Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:14No, we're behind me.
00:15:15Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:16Well, you can always stay at your mother, sir.
00:15:19He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:20I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:22Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:25And, uh...
00:15:26What room will I be staying in?
00:15:27I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:28And, uh...
00:15:29What room will I be staying in?
00:15:30Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so...
00:15:35Have fun, boys!
00:15:36What?
00:15:37What?
00:15:38What?
00:15:39What room will I be staying in?
00:15:40Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so...
00:15:42Have fun, boys!
00:15:43What?
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00:16:31What?
00:16:32Jesus Christ.
00:16:35Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:50You rang?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:59Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:02Oh, my God.
00:17:07Next time, no sugar.
00:17:08Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:20Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:22It's your family's land.
00:17:24How do you know that?
00:17:26Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:32No.
00:17:36Hot.
00:17:36Oh, oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:42That's hot.
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:45Oh, my God.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:47It's hot.
00:17:48All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:58That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:02It's really hot already.
00:18:04So, it's good.
00:18:08Really?
00:18:08Um, last question.
00:18:17I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:21I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:25And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:31Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:33Okay.
00:18:34Who are the other gifts for?
00:18:36Uh, what does it matter?
00:18:40Just, I need them.
00:18:42Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:44Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:50Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:01Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:03If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No, Mr. Mandrick, we haven't met.
00:19:18Oh, here, here.
00:19:19Just, um, why don't you take this and, um, just leave them on my desk.
00:19:25Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:40Great.
00:19:41That's good.
00:19:41Just, um, you know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five.
00:19:46Situation going here.
00:19:48Sure thing.
00:19:49What the hell are these?
00:20:18Is this a joke?
00:20:24I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:36Hmm.
00:20:38Okay.
00:20:38Set these aside from my mother in winter.
00:20:47Wait.
00:20:48Then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:52This one.
00:20:54Is it romantic enough?
00:20:56It's for someone very special.
00:20:57Yes, it's special.
00:20:59I picked it out myself.
00:21:01Good.
00:21:02Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:07A date?
00:21:08Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:15A date?
00:21:20Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long
00:21:25time.
00:21:26Don't I know it.
00:21:27Um, uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:31Oh, uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:36You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Take me up at eight.
00:21:41And smile.
00:21:42No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:53I, I, uh, no, you gave me a look.
00:21:54No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:56Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:57Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59What?
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:12Uh, Mayor?
00:22:18Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, a mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain and just put it on your desk.
00:22:28My married name?
00:22:42My married name?
00:22:58Is this the goddamn place you chose?
00:23:04It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:23:06Yeah, I'd like to make that something in here.
00:23:13It's a cool necklace.
00:23:15I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:26Mr. Calhoun.
00:23:28Thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:32Hell.
00:23:33What is this place?
00:23:36Truckers.
00:23:36CD Bunch.
00:23:38I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out glory hole.
00:23:46Jesus.
00:23:47Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:53This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:57I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:06Piper?
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:13Piper?
00:24:14Excuse me, little lady?
00:24:15No.
00:24:16My name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort hellhole.
00:24:23Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:28I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:35A Starbucks.
00:24:42A Starbucks.
00:24:44Over here, a sushi bar.
00:24:46A multi-theatre cineplex.
00:24:48Over there.
00:24:50A Hooters.
00:24:52And another across the street.
00:24:55Two Hooters.
00:24:57You can't beat that.
00:24:59You can't beat that if you tried.
00:25:02Hooters.
00:25:02I've got your number now
00:25:12Better watch out, heffy
00:25:15You know, I don't know who you think you are
00:25:21But get the fuck out of our town
00:25:22Whoa
00:25:25Man alive
00:25:27She's hotter than a $2 pistol
00:25:29I'd like to discuss the details of the deal
00:25:32I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls
00:25:36Even after I sell
00:25:37Don't worry about that, son
00:25:39We'll iron out all the details
00:25:41Well, we
00:25:42All right
00:25:45Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is
00:25:49Got to get some rest
00:25:51I suggest you do the same
00:25:52Got a big week next week
00:26:02I should be focused on the sale
00:26:07All I can think about is her
00:26:09Smells like pine
00:26:12Whoa, Mama, that's strong
00:26:23We have to stop the sale, Piper
00:26:26Yeah, I know, and I'm working on it
00:26:29You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no, look, I...
00:26:34He's not the same guy that he used to be
00:26:37I mean, look what he turned into
00:26:38Wes just texted me
00:26:47I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not
00:26:50What an asshole
00:26:53What are we gonna do?
00:26:56We can't let him sell
00:26:58We need a plan
00:27:02Maybe if I can get him to trust me
00:27:07I can convince him not to sell them out
00:27:08Here's the back
00:27:13Where is she?
00:27:32You're late
00:27:33I stopped to get your coffee, sir
00:27:36How'd you sleep?
00:27:45Fine
00:27:45So what are we all doing out here in the cold?
00:27:55Oh God
00:27:56It's her
00:27:57Pop sensation Winter Taylor
00:27:59Oh God
00:28:06It's her
00:28:07Pop sensation Winter Taylor
00:28:09Santa
00:28:11Santa came down my chimney last night
00:28:15What a mess you made
00:28:17He gave me a fry
00:28:19Santa
00:28:19Uh, uh, uh, uh
00:28:21Next time
00:28:23Uh, uh
00:28:24Use the front door
00:28:25Santa
00:28:26Next time
00:28:27Use the front door
00:28:29Santa
00:28:29Next time
00:28:30Use the front door
00:28:32Santa
00:28:33Next time
00:28:34Use the front door
00:28:35Santa
00:28:36Next time
00:28:37Use the front door
00:28:38I love you!
00:28:58Oh my god!
00:29:00Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but girl answered.
00:29:07Oh yeah, no, I lost my phone.
00:29:11It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:15Kiss it.
00:29:27Who's the country girl?
00:29:29Winter, this is Piper White. She's been helping me.
00:29:34Outie.
00:29:39I'm gonna keep my eye on you bitch.
00:29:42Head on that, okay?
00:29:46Baby, can we get inside please?
00:29:48It's cold and everyone looks poor.
00:29:51Sure, of course. Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:53Yeah.
00:29:54And by the way sir, don't forget we leave to London Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:11Christmas Day.
00:30:16We don't have a choice, sir.
00:30:18Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:20Yes.
00:30:21So I've been thinking, you need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:29Yes.
00:30:30And?
00:30:31What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:36Yes.
00:30:37A town meeting.
00:30:38That way everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:44We'll do snacks.
00:30:45We'll do coffee.
00:30:46That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:47And you'll mediate.
00:30:48Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:49Anything you need?
00:30:50I'm your girl.
00:30:51Good.
00:30:52Set it up.
00:30:53He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:30:55Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:30:56Get out of town!
00:30:57People!
00:30:58People!
00:30:59Please!
00:31:00Please!
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00:31:54Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:02I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:06And think of all the jobs.
00:32:12Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls West Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:20No!
00:32:22Get out of here!
00:32:24Don't even watch you!
00:32:26Get out!
00:32:32Hello, everyone.
00:32:34I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:35Some of you may know me as I've grown up here.
00:32:39Hudson!
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not going to let anything happen to Hudson.
00:32:49Hudson!
00:32:52What?
00:32:53Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:06The hell of Mandrake.
00:33:07Told the ski resort were the done deal.
00:33:09Set me up in there.
00:33:27I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:32Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:34Okay.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:44Or do you really want to help?
00:33:46Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:47Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:58Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:03Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09If you must know, it's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:13And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:15Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what?
00:34:20Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me, tell her we're going to have to pretend again.
00:34:29I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:33He'll pay me?
00:34:34Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:45Hi.
00:34:47You're, um, you're...
00:34:49Penelope?
00:34:50Yeah, yeah.
00:34:51Penelope, uh, uh, uh...
00:34:53Sir?
00:34:57Um.
00:34:58Listen.
00:35:01I have a question for you.
00:35:03It's going to sound really crazy, but just...
00:35:05You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:07Okay?
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:19I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:23You just have to answer right now.
00:35:28Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:41Uh...
00:35:41I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:49Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:50This is going to be interesting.
00:36:00Oh, uh...
00:36:02I think I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:04Okay, sure.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:06All right.
00:36:12Hi, Mom.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:18You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:22Listen, I know.
00:36:23I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:34Only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:40Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:41Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, be my guest.
00:36:50Sure.
00:36:50You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59It's always worth it.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:13Is she here yet?
00:37:15It's her.
00:37:16She's here?
00:37:16She's right here?
00:37:20Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:30This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:32I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:43Uh...
00:37:44You know what?
00:37:46I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so I'm going to go.
00:37:53I'm going to go get those.
00:37:54Bye.
00:38:01Done?
00:38:03Listen.
00:38:04There's, uh...
00:38:05There's an emergency with the pie out in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you, okay?
00:38:11Please.
00:38:12All right?
00:38:13I suspect it.
00:38:15Please, it's Christmas!
00:38:16I'm sorry.
00:38:18Wesley!
00:38:23Here we go.
00:38:26Is he...
00:38:27Is he here?
00:38:30He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:38I do.
00:38:43You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:47Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:52You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:39:54What the hell am I doing?
00:40:06What if this is a mistake?
00:40:19They're impressive, sir.
00:40:32What the fuck?
00:40:33All right, come on, guys.
00:40:39Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:44Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:47Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:49Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:55Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:02Winter, that...
00:41:03Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:05They're trying.
00:41:06Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:08Oh, ladies, let's take it easy.
00:41:10You think that you can do better?
00:41:13Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:16Why teach?
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:24Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:28La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:30La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:31This is the season to be jolly.
00:41:35La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:37La-la-la.
00:41:37This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:40Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex, self.
00:41:53Thank you, thank you.
00:42:00Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:04Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:08Kill me.
00:42:10I know, right?
00:42:11Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:16Tomorrow?
00:42:17I can't.
00:42:18I'm busy.
00:42:20Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:42:25Piper?
00:42:26I need you to take a shopping tomorrow.
00:42:37Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:38Uh, Piper?
00:42:40What did we talk about?
00:42:44So, I'll...
00:42:45Ten o'clock.
00:42:46Good?
00:42:48Fuck.
00:42:49Dude.
00:42:49Dude.
00:42:50Dude.
00:42:50Dude.
00:42:50Dude.
00:42:50Dude.
00:42:50Dude.
00:42:50Dude.
00:42:51Dude.
00:42:52Dude.
00:42:52Dude.
00:42:52Dude.
00:42:52Dude.
00:42:53Dude.
00:42:53Dude.
00:42:54Dude.
00:42:54Dude.
00:42:54Dude.
00:42:55Dude.
00:42:58Dude.
00:42:59Oh, my God.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:00Oh, oh.
00:43:02Thanks.
00:43:04Uh, God.
00:43:05There is nothing in this town.
00:43:09nothing in this town hey you take a picture of me and Wesley will you
00:43:20smile baby baby he was my husband a week ago come on thanks
00:43:42uh sorry excuse me ladies uh
00:43:53yep hey better call Becky with a good hair bitch what stay away from Wes he's my boyfriend
00:44:10and we're getting married soon oh is that right twat oh yeah yeah and next time you try to ruin one of
00:44:21our dates I'm gonna slap the shit out of you you broke-ass gold digger you got it oh I would love
00:44:31to see you try
00:44:40oh I would love to see you try
00:44:43what is wrong with you
00:44:53get off of me what are you doing get off of me
00:44:59okay okay okay okay okay okay baby she attacked me she attacked me
00:45:10all right we need to get the hell out of here
00:45:12what the hell what I expect to upstairs in five minutes with my things
00:45:22wow she's quite the catch isn't she
00:45:31it's not like that
00:45:34then what's it like
00:45:37it's complicated
00:45:38it always is
00:45:42Piper
00:45:47Piper
00:45:48hello
00:46:03uh Penelope
00:46:06it's Wes Mandrake
00:46:08uh Penelope
00:46:14it's Wes Mandrake
00:46:16don't hang up I just let me say
00:46:19I said that I'm not talking to you asshole
00:46:22what did I just say I said that I'm not talking
00:46:37oh um nothing
00:46:44what's up
00:46:46meet me for a drink
00:46:50no
00:46:52listen just come meet me for a drink
00:46:55and I'll never ask anything from you ever again
00:46:58one drink and you'll leave me alone
00:47:01one drink
00:47:03first can you really
00:47:10no
00:47:10I said one drink
00:47:19bye
00:47:19Christmas
00:47:30drink with me
00:47:31no
00:47:32I can drink with you
00:47:33which way
00:47:34I can do anything for you
00:47:36oh okay
00:47:37no piss off
00:47:37he's drinking with me
00:47:38what
00:47:40yeah
00:47:42no
00:47:42are you really going to sell the land
00:47:51I'd be a fool not to
00:47:54what if I told you I could get you five million dollars for the land
00:47:58Hudson Falls town doctor just has five million dollars laying around
00:48:09what if what if I told you I could get it
00:48:14unfortunately it's worth a lot more than that
00:48:18well it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday
00:48:24what
00:48:27you two
00:48:30you and mrs. mandarin
00:48:31here is your check for five million dollars
00:48:37what are you what are you talking what is he talking about
00:48:47whoa
00:48:52whoa whoa whoa
00:48:53oh my god
00:48:55okay thanks
00:48:56spill alert
00:48:56I better get him cleaned up
00:48:59it was so good to see you
00:49:00I'll see you two
00:49:01take care okay
00:49:01bye
00:49:03let's
00:49:04yeah thanks
00:49:05what are you doing
00:49:28what am I doing
00:49:30come on
00:49:31get in
00:49:32absolutely not
00:49:34absolutely not
00:49:36Okay, fuck it.
00:50:06Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:27Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:36Marie!
00:50:37Go back to the circus!
00:50:38You think that's cool?
00:50:39Look at her.
00:50:40She looks like a mutant.
00:50:43There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:50:50Because you do?
00:50:52Mm.
00:50:53Mm.
00:50:54Mm.
00:50:55Mm.
00:50:56Mm.
00:50:57Mm.
00:50:58Mm.
00:50:59Mm.
00:51:00Mm.
00:51:01Mm.
00:51:02Mm.
00:51:03Mm.
00:51:04Mm.
00:51:05Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:06I could say the same about you.
00:51:07Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:08I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:10Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:33I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:40Where the hell am I?
00:52:01Okay, come on, guys.
00:52:02I want the lights hung.
00:52:03Hung above that right there.
00:52:07What are you doing?
00:52:08I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:10Just go take it, please.
00:52:17Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:22I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:24By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:28I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:30In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:33You'll see.
00:52:34I bet.
00:52:36Listen, did we, uh, last night?
00:52:42Piper!
00:52:43Piper!
00:52:43You've got to get up that mountain right now.
00:52:46What's wrong?
00:52:48It's Holly.
00:52:49They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:52Come on, guys.
00:52:53Get out of here.
00:53:06Come on.
00:53:07Piper!
00:53:08Oh, about time.
00:53:10What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:12Get this goddamn hippie out of here.
00:53:15Piper!
00:53:15What are you doing?
00:53:17If they try to take this cocksucker down,
00:53:19they'll have to go through me.
00:53:20We didn't talk about this.
00:53:27We need soiled samples.
00:53:29Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:31Just get her the goddamn out of here.
00:53:35She has to go.
00:53:38You know what?
00:53:39No, Holly!
00:53:39Stay there!
00:53:41Get her out of here now!
00:53:43You're a liar.
00:53:45I'm...
00:53:45Piper, listen.
00:53:49I don't...
00:53:49You know what?
00:53:49Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:51I quit!
00:53:53And you can find your own way home!
00:53:56Piper!
00:53:57Piper!
00:53:59You know these hippies?
00:54:02They don't trim their pukes.
00:54:06What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:08I don't know.
00:54:08You figure it out.
00:54:09Never let the party die!
00:54:13Oh, fuck.
00:54:19God bless everyone.
00:54:23Ew.
00:54:29Hello?
00:54:31Nellope, don't hang up.
00:54:33You have five seconds.
00:54:35Meet me for coffee.
00:54:36Please.
00:54:37No!
00:54:38I need to talk to you.
00:54:41Please.
00:54:44Fine.
00:54:45Whatever.
00:55:01I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:08Well, here we go.
00:55:22Wait.
00:55:25What are you doing here?
00:55:30Wait.
00:55:31What are you doing here?
00:55:39I, uh...
00:55:43I wanted a coffee.
00:55:47Is that...
00:55:48Okay with you?
00:55:50Yeah.
00:55:51Yeah, no.
00:55:52Of course.
00:55:53I just...
00:55:54I thought...
00:55:55You thought...
00:55:55You thought what?
00:55:59Nothing.
00:56:02You look really pretty.
00:56:14What?
00:56:15Well, I waited long enough.
00:56:18Go away.
00:56:31I'll leave you alone.
00:56:32Just one last favor.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Please.
00:56:36Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:39Why?
00:56:40Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:44Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:47Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:50I think she hates me.
00:56:52Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:53She does.
00:56:54Fine.
00:56:55Leave it here and get out.
00:56:56It's...
00:56:57It's...
00:57:13It's...
00:57:15It's...
00:57:19It's...
00:57:25It's...
00:57:27Beautiful.
00:57:29I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:41Hello?
00:57:43Mm-hmm.
00:57:44Thanks to the horse with boughs and holly.
00:57:54La la la la la la la la la la.
00:57:57Tends the season to be jolly.
00:58:00La la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:09La la la la la la la la la.
00:58:12Oh my god.
00:58:20It's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:24Small coffee, please.
00:58:34He's coming over.
00:58:36He's coming over!
00:58:37Hi.
00:58:44Uh...
00:58:44Hi.
00:58:47What's your name?
00:58:49Uh...
00:58:50I'm Pen...
00:58:51Pen...
00:58:51Penelope.
00:58:53Penelope.
00:58:54I'm Wes.
00:58:56Yeah, I...
00:58:57I know who you are.
00:58:58just...
00:59:14Just...
00:59:17Just...
00:59:27uh
00:59:31uh
00:59:32well
00:59:33bye
00:59:37what are you doing this dress is not for you
00:59:47yes it is you toolbox
00:59:51she wasn't home
00:59:52I didn't want to leave it outside
00:59:54I guess you do look
01:00:02pretty good
01:00:04Hudson Falls
01:00:09we want to thank you
01:00:11for your hospitality
01:00:12this Christmas season
01:00:14so to show our gratitude
01:00:16we have a very special guest for you this evening
01:00:19Miss Winter Taylor
01:00:24Jesus Christ
01:00:29what the fuck now
01:00:31Santa came down the chimney last night
01:00:51what a mess you made
01:00:53you gave me a fry
01:00:55Santa
01:00:56huh
01:00:58next time
01:01:00Santa
01:01:01use the front door
01:01:02Santa
01:01:02next time
01:01:03use the front door
01:01:06use the front door
01:01:08Santa
01:01:09next time
01:01:10use the front door
01:01:13use the front door
01:01:15alt
01:01:17freeze-tu
01:01:18not
01:01:18not
01:01:19caught
01:01:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:35That was interesting.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:42That was just for you, baby.
01:01:45Yeah, it was really, it was, uh,
01:01:48um, you know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:54Here, take that, please.
01:01:56And a bear, dum-dum.
01:02:00What is she doing here?
01:02:02Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:05Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:07Wait, you're related?
01:02:10She's my little girl.
01:02:13That explains a lot.
01:02:14Wait, is Wesh just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:21Wesh, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:23Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies?
01:02:26I went by Wesh's office today.
01:02:37He wasn't there.
01:02:38Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:43Yup, he was with me.
01:02:45No.
01:02:45What is wrong with you?
01:03:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:02What happened to your dress?
01:03:04Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:06That is not true.
01:03:09Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:11Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:18Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art ski resort.
01:03:30Piper.
01:03:31Piper, wait.
01:03:32Piper.
01:03:33Piper.
01:03:35Wait.
01:03:35Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:42You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:55Wes, baby!
01:03:58Piper?
01:04:01Piper.
01:04:01Piper.
01:04:05Piper.
01:04:11Dakota.
01:04:13Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:16I know I said to attack me when I at least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:21Don't do it.
01:04:25God damn it.
01:04:28Fuck.
01:04:29Oh!
01:04:30Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:37I don't know, I just...
01:04:39I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and we would fall in love.
01:04:47It's so stupid.
01:04:48God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:49Hey.
01:04:50Hey.
01:04:52You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:54My son is...
01:04:57Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what you had.
01:05:02So angry.
01:05:08Um, I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:13I'll be right back.
01:05:21I'm up.
01:05:21Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:29You're on my shit list.
01:05:31I hope you know that.
01:05:35Ma, I...
01:05:36I'm sorry.
01:05:40All right?
01:05:45So?
01:05:46How's your wife?
01:05:51What?
01:05:51Your wife?
01:05:55How is she?
01:06:00I'm not sure.
01:06:03Yeah.
01:06:05I know.
01:06:19How do you know Piper?
01:06:20How do you know Piper?
01:06:33Piper?
01:06:35Piper who?
01:06:36It's Penelope.
01:06:38Your wife.
01:06:38Penelope.
01:06:39Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:50Is Piper White?
01:06:51Is Piper White?
01:06:51Piper?
01:06:51I didn't know.
01:06:52I didn't know.
01:06:54I didn't know.
01:06:54I didn't know.
01:06:56I didn't know.
01:06:58I didn't know.
01:07:02I didn't know.
01:07:03I didn't know.
01:07:05It doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:06It doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:15This whole time?
01:07:17If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
01:07:20Listen, I had to go.
01:07:23I had to.
01:07:24Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:27No.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30Then what?
01:07:31I had to leave.
01:07:35Why?
01:07:36That night, those men were after me, Piper.
01:07:42What is he?
01:07:43Oh, my God, my nose.
01:07:45He broke my nose.
01:07:50I had to leave.
01:07:52I didn't have a choice.
01:07:55The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:58They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:08:02And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:08Bullshit.
01:08:08You left because you never cared about me.
01:08:10Is that what you think?
01:08:13I've always looked out for you.
01:08:15You took pity on me.
01:08:17I protected you.
01:08:19You're just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:21You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:23You don't know me.
01:08:25You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:27You just left me here.
01:08:28We had an agreement.
01:08:30What did you want me to do?
01:08:33I wanted you to call me.
01:08:35I wanted you to come see me.
01:08:37I wanted you to do anything.
01:08:40Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me.
01:08:43I loved you.
01:08:47I still love you.
01:08:48I always have.
01:08:49Don't you get that?
01:08:53No.
01:08:55I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:59It was never about the money.
01:09:01It was never about the money for me.
01:09:03I just wanted you.
01:09:04Robert, what do you want me to do?
01:09:20I want you to go.
01:09:21And I want you to get out.
01:09:23And I want you to never come back.
01:09:25You destroyed our town.
01:09:26You don't even care.
01:09:27You're heartless.
01:09:27I'm heartless.
01:09:35You want me to leave?
01:09:37Is that what you want?
01:09:38You know what?
01:09:42Fine.
01:09:43Fine.
01:09:44I'll go back to Manhattan with my money and my rich friends and my fucking life.
01:09:51And you can stay right here.
01:09:54Just sit.
01:09:56With all the other fucking losers.
01:09:59These poor fucks who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:10:02Go ahead.
01:10:05Knock yourself out.
01:10:07I hate you.
01:10:10I hate you.
01:10:13Get out.
01:10:14Get out.
01:10:15Get out.
01:10:20Just go.
01:10:22Please.
01:10:25Hey.
01:10:26Merry Christmas.
01:10:27Wes.
01:10:33Wes.
01:10:35Please, honey.
01:10:36Please stay.
01:10:37Stay.
01:10:37It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:38Mom, listen.
01:10:40I gotta go.
01:10:40I'll see you in the city for New Year's, okay?
01:10:43Honey, please.
01:10:45Just for once.
01:10:46No.
01:10:47I have to go.
01:10:48I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:49I'm sorry.
01:10:50I'm sorry.
01:10:50I'm sorry.
01:10:57Good job.
01:11:05Heels off.
01:11:08What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:14What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:17Pee-pee.
01:11:20Look at me.
01:11:21I am not your baby.
01:11:24I will never be with you, Winter.
01:11:26Daddy?
01:11:29Get back here.
01:11:30Get the fuck back here.
01:11:32We had a deal, you little shit.
01:11:37What was that?
01:11:49Do something.
01:11:56Cancel London.
01:12:02You take the chopper back to the city.
01:12:05I'll get my own ride.
01:12:06I need to be alone right now.
01:12:10Of course.
01:12:10Oh, and sir.
01:12:24Merry Christmas.
01:12:26Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:27Yeah.
01:12:46Yeah, real nice.
01:12:47Manhattan, and if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you $1,000.
01:13:17I did it, you did it, I did it, I'm a hero!
01:13:47Merry Christmas, baby!
01:14:18Listen, why don't we open presents now, and then I was thinking, we take a plane to Portugal
01:14:23for New Year.
01:14:25What do you think?
01:14:26Hmm?
01:14:28What the hell are you doing?
01:14:32Wesley, I'm warning you.
01:14:37Careful.
01:14:37Careful.
01:14:42I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:45Now.
01:14:47Ow.
01:15:04Asshole!
01:15:07Why do you want me?
01:15:11Because, because you're crazy, because you can't force anybody into a relationship,
01:15:23you can't force anybody to love you, because I love her.
01:15:30What?
01:15:31I love her.
01:15:33I love Piper, and I always have.
01:15:37What is it about that bitch, huh?
01:15:40I'm a good person, too.
01:15:41I don't need to do the orangutans.
01:15:44I'm sorry I'm rich.
01:15:46I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian.
01:15:50I deserve to be loved, too.
01:15:52I gotta go.
01:15:55No, no, no.
01:15:57What?
01:15:58What?
01:15:59What?
01:16:07What am I supposed to do now, huh?
01:16:09Where's Piper?
01:16:22I don't know.
01:16:23Who cares?
01:16:25It's Christmas time.
01:16:26My dreams are dead.
01:16:27No, no, no, no, no.
01:16:57I've...
01:17:08You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:17:17You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:17:21If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:17:25Piper, you okay?
01:17:27Where's my mother?
01:17:32She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:17:36Let me out!
01:17:38All right.
01:17:46I'll sign, and you'll let them go.
01:17:49You have my word.
01:17:52All you have to do is sign.
01:17:55Let me tell you, nobody bucks Hank Calhoun, except Hank Calhoun.
01:18:14We've got what we need.
01:18:18We'll get my mother.
01:18:21You came back for me.
01:18:25Go get my mother.
01:18:36You came back for me.
01:18:39I'll leave you again.
01:18:41I'll leave you again.
01:18:48There's no way else.
01:18:48You downite.
01:18:50All right.
01:18:51Let's go.
01:18:52No, Wes.
01:18:53Look out!
01:19:08Oh, don't play.
01:19:09No, I don't...
01:19:12I don't...
01:19:13I don't know.
01:19:17Wes, what happened?
01:19:18Wes, what happened?
01:19:20Get an ambulance.
01:19:21Call an ambulance, please.
01:19:24Jesus.
01:19:27Hyper.
01:19:29Hyper, look at me.
01:19:30Hey, come.
01:19:32Hey, come.
01:19:33He's...
01:19:35Come.
01:19:37Hyper.
01:19:51Hey, Wes.
01:19:53Merry Christmas.
01:19:55Merry Christmas.
01:19:56Cheers.
01:20:09Hey.
01:20:11I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:16Yeah.
01:20:17Me too.
01:20:19I missed it here.
01:20:21You alright?
01:20:24Yeah.
01:20:26Just...
01:20:28I wish she was here.
01:20:29Whoa, whoa, it's really confident.
01:20:30I use it for a longer than one day.
01:20:31Oh, I'm sorry.
01:20:32We're going to be here.
01:20:33Unfortunately she can't go.
01:20:34No and I'll go do it.
01:20:35We're going to have a great day.
01:20:37So I'm going to have another ride.
01:20:38I'll get off to town.
01:20:39Oh, wow.
01:20:40Oh, it's really quick.
01:20:41I'm going to have a boat.
01:20:42You just can't go do it.
01:20:43I'm going to have a boat.
01:20:44We're going to have to go on a boat.
01:20:45I'm going to have a boat tonight.
01:20:46I know they've got to go.
01:20:48I have to go, I have to go, I have to go, I have to go.
01:20:50oh whoa it's really coming down out there oh sweetie let me help you wait wait wait
01:21:03oh sorry thank you sorry i'm late mrs bell had her baby a little boy oh nice good way
01:21:20what was that for
01:21:40merry christmas mrs mandrake merry christmas mr mandrake
01:21:47oh
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