00:01Hello, world! It's a beautiful day!
00:05Such a lovely morning!
00:09Are you ready?
00:12Nope.
00:20So bright! Just what I needed.
00:24I'll probably get a sunburn.
00:25Wouldn't that be perfect?
00:29Rain? Typical.
00:31As if that were any better.
00:38Oh, Misery. Hope you're having a great day.
00:41Yeah, how's the village's local sad sack doing this morning?
00:47What do you guys care?
00:49I care. A lot.
00:51Really?
00:53Man, you're dumb and ugly.
00:56Falsity is a liar.
00:59You didn't really think anyone here cares about you, did you?
01:03Well, I...
01:04Even Lovity hates you.
01:06And she's programmed to love everything.
01:09Hey guys, I love...
01:10Oh, hi Misery.
01:12Ha! See? Get lost, Misery.
01:16Shouldn't you be headed to the lab anyway?
01:18It's your turn to ship out today.
01:21I guess you're right.
01:23I'm sorry, but that guy is just so unlovable.
01:27I disagree.
01:29Twenty bucks says he gets sent back before the end of the day.
01:36Hello! I'm Verity, you're...
01:38I know who you are, Verity.
01:42So, where am I being shipped off to?
01:44We've got a great server lined up.
01:46Even you can't fail there.
01:49Sigh...
01:50I doubt it.
01:51Oh, and Misery?
01:53Try not to...
01:55You know...
01:56Suck.
02:02Whoa!
02:07Huh? Where am I?
02:10Why is it so dark?
02:11Whoa!
02:12Hello?
02:13Someone in there.
02:15Ow! Come on!
02:17Let's get that out!
02:20Oh...
02:21You look...
02:22Different...
02:22Than I expected.
02:24I'm Misery.
02:26At your service.
02:27Ask me whatever.
02:29I know some stuff.
02:31I guess.
02:33Um...
02:33Hi...
02:35Misery.
02:36What the heck?
02:37I thought I ordered a Verity.
02:38What?
02:41Ugh...
02:42Don't break hands.
02:44That's fine.
02:45Uh...
02:46Hey...
02:46Maybe you can tell me where the nearest diamonds are?
02:49Who cares?
02:51One day the Minecraft server will stop working and all of this will be for nothing anyway.
02:57Jeez...
02:58Um...
02:59You know what?
03:00I think I got all the help I need.
03:02Thanks anyway.
03:03Sorry.
03:07Wait!
03:08No!
03:08Don't!
03:17He wasn't even gone ten minutes!
03:20What a loser!
03:22That must not be a new record.
03:25Jeez, Misery.
03:26What happened?
03:28Isn't it obvious?
03:29Nobody likes me.
03:33Oh no!
03:34He must be back!
03:36Come on!
03:36Let's go!
03:43Alright everyone!
03:44We've held Calamity off before!
03:46We can do this!
03:57For justice!
03:59For love!
04:02For truth!
04:05For power!
04:14This world will go up in planes to make way for the domain of calamity!
04:21Blah!
04:23Gah!
04:25Gah!
04:25Falsity!
04:28Gah...
04:30I feel amazing!
04:32Gah!
04:33Gah!
04:33We're already down an orb!
04:36Gah!
04:38Gah!
04:39Misery!
04:40Quit being lazy and help us out here!
04:42Oh!
04:43I'd probably just get in the way!
04:45We need you, Misery!
04:47You do? Well, okay!
04:55It's no use! I can't transform!
04:59Pathetic! I think I've had enough fun for one day. See you soon, Verity.
05:09I hate that guy.
05:13He'll be back.
05:14But now we're down a monster. What will we do?
05:17Yeah, it's not like we can rely on misery.
05:21I'm... I'm sorry.
05:23If it wasn't for you, maybe Falsity wouldn't have gotten injured.
05:29Stay with us, Falsity. We'll get you to the lab.
05:32I feel so alive!
05:34Out of the way, loser!
05:37It's clear that no one wants me here.
05:39And if I can't transform, I might as well not exist.
05:47Huh?
05:52Ah!
05:57Ah, this isn't so bad.
06:04Oh, man!
06:10I bet it's nice and warm in here.
06:15It's kind of scary in here, but it beats catching a cold.
06:18Who dares into my domain?
06:28Calamity? What are you doing here?
06:31Ah, did the other AIs banish you like they banished me?
06:35Not exactly, but they all bully me non-stop.
06:39Except Verity, I guess.
06:42Verity is the worst of them all.
06:44You might think he's being nice, but he is a deceiver.
06:49Oh, and misery?
06:51Try not to, you know, suck.
06:54Verity!
06:55Search your feelings, misery.
06:59You know it to be true.
07:04Together, we would be unstoppable.
07:08We could get revenge on those insufferable AIs.
07:19Back so soon?
07:20Couldn't hack it in the wilderness on your own, eh?
07:23I'm not alone!
07:26Huh?
07:29Calamity?
07:30No!
07:32Calamity, yes!
07:39Oh, no!
07:40This is bad!
07:42We're not doomed!
07:43We're not doomed!
07:54Don't love that!
07:56Why, misery?
07:57Why would you team up with a monster like Calamity?
08:00Calamity is the only one here who's ever shown me compassion!
08:03Or did you forget that you told me not to suck?
08:06I didn't mean it to come off as harsh.
08:09I just...
08:10Sometimes your attitude can be off-putting.
08:13I'm really sorry, misery.
08:16You are?
08:18Yes, misery.
08:19I'm so...
08:20Ah!
08:21Verity!
08:22Enough of your lies, deceiver!
08:26The only deceiver around here is you, Calamity!
08:29And I guess technically falsity, too.
08:32Quiet.
08:33Time to finish this.
08:35No!
08:37Ah!
08:39Verity, no!
08:40It's all my fault!
09:00No!
09:01No!
09:01Misery!
09:02What are you doing?
09:05No!
09:11I guess!
09:16No!
09:31Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
09:35Way to go, Misery!
09:37Maybe you're not so bad after all.
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