00:03Ah, yeah! Creepernest, dead ahead!
00:07Take this!
00:13Yeah! All right, player! I wish I could fire a bow like you!
00:19Hold that thought, Verity!
00:21What is it, player?
00:22Oh, cool! I got invited to a private server!
00:26Uh, it's humans only. No AI allowed.
00:30Sorry. Guess they want to preserve the server's water or something.
00:33Oh, well. I guess we'll just have to do our own thing and...
00:36Be back soon!
00:39Player? Huh. Well, girl, looks like it's just you and me.
00:48Rude! How could player leave me alone like this?
00:57Oh, what's the matter, Verity?
01:00Boy trouble?
01:01Yeah, but not just any boy.
01:03Player! My best friend!
01:05He'll have to go to some stupid humans only server.
01:09Humans only?
01:10Blah. Sounds terrible.
01:14Although...
01:14What is it, calamity?
01:15I might have a way for you to join your friend, which would leave the server totally defenseless.
01:23What was that last part?
01:25Uh, nothing. Come with me.
01:30Voila! Feast your eyes.
01:33Curiosity? What are you doing here?
01:36Oh, hi, Verity!
01:37I saw your fan club turn into player skins the other day, and I got kind of curious about it.
01:41So with Calamity's help, I figured out how to replicate the process.
01:45That's amazing!
01:46But wait, why are you helping us, Calamity?
01:49It seems a little off-brand for you.
01:51Oh, well, I, uh, I just want you all to be happy.
01:57Well...
01:57Okay.
02:06Yeah!
02:09Yeah!
02:12OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
02:12Yeah!
02:19Yeah!
02:20Yeah!
02:21Yeahhh!
02:28Whoa! Look at me!
02:30I'm a player, just like Player!
02:32And...
02:33Ha!
02:33I'm just realizing how weird of a name that is.
02:36But who cares?
02:37I'm human, I'm human, I'm human!
02:40You seem really happy not to be a crummy little AI anymore, huh, Verity?
02:45You betcha!
02:46This way, I can go to that private server with Player!
02:49See you later, guys!
02:52Wait, he left us?
02:55Don't worry, Curiosity.
02:57I'm here.
03:06We're in danger!
03:12Whoa!
03:13Cool build, Captain!
03:15Player!
03:15You're finally here!
03:16But, uh, why are you wearing the default Steve skin?
03:20Yeah, you look like some kind of noob scrub idiot.
03:23Veteran, you're literally playing as a pig.
03:25Yeah, and I look awesome.
03:29Ahhhh!
03:30Oof!
03:32Huh?
03:33Who invited Emoji Face?
03:35Verity?
03:35Is that you?
03:36Yep!
03:37Ta-da!
03:38What do you think, bestie?
03:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
03:40Slow your roll, muchacho!
03:42I'm the captain of this vessel, and it just so happens the player already has a bestie!
03:47And it's me, Captain!
03:49You're a captain and your name is Captain?
03:51You guys sure are creative!
03:53Sup!
03:54I'm Vetterham!
03:55Cause I'm a pig!
03:57Hello, Vetterham!
03:59I'm Verity!
04:00Ask me anything!
04:01I know everything!
04:02Hmm, Verity!
04:04Where have I heard that name before?
04:06Wait a minute!
04:07I know you!
04:08You're an AI!
04:09Not anymore!
04:10I'm a human now, just like you!
04:13You're nothing like me!
04:14You're just a bunch of ones and zeros!
04:16And there's only room for one zero here!
04:19Me!
04:20That might be the stupidest thing you've ever said!
04:22I doubt that!
04:24Besides, there's not enough water here to support an AI!
04:27It's just not possible!
04:29But I'm telling you, I'm not an AI anymore!
04:32I'm fully human!
04:34Look, I'll prove it!
04:35Shoot me with this!
04:36Gladly!
04:37Stop!
04:38This is insane!
04:39No, player!
04:40It's perfectly logical!
04:41When I die, that'll prove I was human!
04:43But then you'll be dead!
04:45Yeah, but I...
04:47Wait a minute!
04:48No take-backsies!
04:51Captain!
04:53There's gotta be a way to prove Verity's a human without killing him!
04:56Oh, fine!
04:57We will initiate the human test!
05:02Not the human test!
05:04Wait, what's the human test?
05:06I'll tell you!
05:07Right after I come up with it!
05:09Humans sure are weird!
05:11But this is what I wanted!
05:13I just hope everyone's doing okay back at the village without me!
05:16No!
05:18I'll call it!
05:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:20Wh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:20With Verity gone, nothing is standing in my way!
05:28Oh no, this is terrible! I gotta get Verity to come back!
05:32Just where do you think you're going?
05:44Alright, here we go! The most humanly of activities! Arm wrestling!
05:50Whoever wins this will prove they're the real deal!
05:53You're on, Captain! This is for you, player!
05:57This is ridiculous!
05:59Okay, I want a good, clean match! That, or I want to see someone's arm get ripped off!
06:04Either way, I'll be entertained!
06:05Let's go already!
06:12I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
06:14No, this is impossible! If he wins the human test, does that mean I'm AI?
06:21Ah!
06:22Curiosity?
06:23Yuck!
06:24Haha! I win! I win!
06:26Thank goodness, I'm human after all!
06:28Look, player! I'm aging!
06:31Just give it a minute!
06:33Curiosity? What are you doing here?
06:35Verity, I'm so glad I found you!
06:37You have to come back to the server quick! All of your friends are in danger!
06:42What, right now? But I still have to prove I'm a human!
06:46I may be but a humble pig, but it seems to me that the most human thing you could do
06:50right now is go back and help your friends!
06:53Betterham's right! It doesn't matter to me whether you're human or not! You're my friend! All of you are!
07:00That was beautiful! Oh, what a boob I've been!
07:03Betterham, lift the anchor! Set course for Verity's server!
07:08Aye aye, Captain!
07:08A yacht has an anchor? Not likely!
07:12Just let them have this!
07:17Soon the Age of Calamity will begin! And we will have complete global saturation!
07:28What the? What was that?
07:31That was the full firepower of the SS Captain Junior, baby!
07:37Humans! I'm going to enjoy melting the skin from your bones!
07:43My skin care routine is precise and complicated, and no one is going to change that!
07:48Charge!
07:51A simple player and a pig! This is the best you can muster!
08:00Faster, veteran!
08:02Do you want to swap places? I... I'm not built for cardio!
08:08Looks like I'm going to have bacon for dinner!
08:11Hey, Calamity!
08:12Huh?
08:14That's for trying to burn me to death in a pool of fiery lava!
08:19Trying? Allow me to finish the job!
08:21No!
08:23This weak point's exposed! Now, Verity!
08:27Huh?
08:28Hey, Calamity! Chew on this!
08:31No!
08:37You did it, Verity!
08:38Way to go, dude!
08:39Verity, I've got to be honest. You're the most humanly AI I've ever met. Aside from Calamity. Did you hear
08:46that voice? He was, like, superhumanly.
08:48Thanks, Captain. But this experience taught me something. I should be happy being who I am. What I am. I
08:54don't need to change that just to get someone else's approval. From now on, I'm just gonna be me.
08:59What does that mean?
09:02Hello! I'm Verity, and I'm an AI! Ask me anything, I know everything!
09:08Haha!
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