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00:01:32The most improbable event of the 20th century occurred in Havana, Cuba.
00:01:35The revolutionary victors marched in, and the national complexion changed completely.
00:01:42They had been liberated.
00:01:44The survivors of the old regime escaped as best they could, taking with them only a few meager effects, such
00:01:51as the Cuban treasury and other art objects.
00:01:55It wasn't always easy to smuggle a loot out of Cuba, and so secret meetings were being held all over
00:02:01the island.
00:02:04This story of robbery, double-cross, and murder begins with just such a meeting.
00:02:35Are you Renzo Capetto?
00:02:38I am.
00:02:39Who are you?
00:02:40Never mind who I am. It's the mission that counts.
00:02:43Let's get on with it.
00:02:45As an American gambler and gangster, you're above suspicion.
00:02:50Of course you know that our government has been overthrown.
00:02:53You know, I heard that.
00:02:54Shut up.
00:02:54But not for long.
00:02:56We'll be back.
00:02:57And if you think you're seeing executions now...
00:03:01Oh, boy.
00:03:02Bravo.
00:03:03Bravissimo.
00:03:04But of course, in order to finance our great counter-revolution, it has been necessary for us to steal the
00:03:14Cuban treasure.
00:03:15Oh, Rav.
00:03:16Shut up.
00:03:17Let us proceed.
00:03:20You're going to lose your casino, so you'll be leaving Cuba anyway.
00:03:24You have a big yacht, and you can leave any time you wish, such as immediately.
00:03:29Therefore, I'm going to entrust you a solemn trust.
00:03:32Here we have one-fourth of the Cuban treasure.
00:03:35Your group, General Tostada, Coronel Cabeza Grande, and a squad of men will proceed to Ciudad Trujillo.
00:03:42There you'll wait for us to contact you and relieve you of the money.
00:03:45One trip of which will be paid to you.
00:03:46Did you understand?
00:03:48I get the whole picture.
00:03:50Now you do the rest.
00:03:52Señores.
00:04:02General Tostada, Coronel Cabeza Grande, Señor Renzo Capetto, y...
00:04:07My name's Happy Jack Monaghan.
00:04:08Glad to meet you, Jim.
00:04:10Mis buenos amigos americanos.
00:04:12Nos cabe el honor de preservar el honor del honor cubano.
00:04:16En un solemne acto de confianza han confiado en nuestras confiables manos ese botín con el cual reconstruiremos todo lo
00:04:24que Castro piensa construir.
00:04:26Yo saludo.
00:04:28And now, the gold.
00:04:54You two had better get into the car.
00:04:56The general doesn't know any English, Señor Capetto.
00:04:59I'll be his translator for you.
00:05:02Bueno?
00:05:03Bueno.
00:05:04Bueno.
00:05:04Meta hasta el auto.
00:05:07Now it's time to go.
00:05:09Adios.
00:05:09Adios.
00:05:10I'll see you later, huh?
00:05:11I'll see you later.
00:05:28I'll
00:05:29see
00:05:29you later.
00:05:29Let's go.
00:06:13The first move in the great conspiracy had been made.
00:06:17The Cuban treasury was now in the gentle hands of Renzo Capetto,
00:06:22the most trustworthy man ever to be deported from Sicily.
00:06:26They thought they were smart.
00:06:28But little did they know that I, Sparks Moran, was an American agent.
00:06:32Luckily, I had been able to work my way into the crew
00:06:35by posing as a notorious gum machine burglar from Chicago.
00:06:39My real name is XK-150.
00:06:42Hey, you.
00:06:43Come on down here and help with this.
00:06:46How'd it go, folksy?
00:06:48We had a hairy little chase, but we got the stuff.
00:06:52Crazy.
00:06:53Hey, Colonel Grande, you can bring your men aboard.
00:06:57What happens with all that mob?
00:06:59I don't know.
00:07:00I thought we'd just have an officer or two,
00:07:02but it looks like we're going to have a little difficulty.
00:07:05You don't think of a way to remove them and grab that loot?
00:07:10Because you're my big, strong, swinging brain.
00:07:15You're sweet, baby.
00:07:22Hi, baby doll.
00:07:26Did they scare you?
00:07:27Ah, just a little.
00:07:28Oh.
00:07:29All right, boys.
00:07:30Get ready to go.
00:07:31Pete, take the wheel.
00:07:33Jack, you and Clark's, Sparks,
00:07:38get ready to cast off.
00:07:47Well, well, this is a beautiful night for sailing.
00:07:56And so we left Cuba forever,
00:07:59sailing into the most astounding adventure
00:08:01to be inflicted upon man.
00:08:03And what a group we were.
00:08:05The big cheese was Renzo Capetto,
00:08:08alias Capo Rosetto,
00:08:11alias Rado Pizzetti,
00:08:13alias Zeppo Staccato,
00:08:15alias Shirley Lamour.
00:08:17At 15, he served his first stretch
00:08:19for rolling and drunk
00:08:20in the lobby of the Waldorf historian
00:08:22New Year's Eve, 1934.
00:08:25In 1940, he was involved
00:08:27in an unsuccessful attempt
00:08:28to nominate Benito Mussolini
00:08:30for the Republican ticket.
00:08:32During the war,
00:08:33he was rejected by the Navy, Marines, and the SS.
00:08:37Now deported,
00:08:38he has retained his contacts
00:08:39with the syndicate
00:08:40and is still regarded
00:08:42as a dangerous character.
00:08:46Mary Bell Monaghan,
00:08:48alias Mary Monaghan Bell,
00:08:50alias Bell Mary Monaghan,
00:08:52alias Monaghan Mary Bell.
00:08:54They say she was at gun mall
00:08:56just because Lucky Luciano
00:08:57gave her a Rolls Royce every Christmas.
00:08:59And they can't really prove
00:09:00that she sneaked into the Hollywood Bowl
00:09:02with a Tommy gun
00:09:03and rubbed out the convention
00:09:04of police chiefs in 1956.
00:09:06Oh, I know that she got nailed cold
00:09:08when she was pushing heroin
00:09:10in the laundry room in Boys Town.
00:09:12But I'm willing to give anyone
00:09:13the benefit of the doubt.
00:09:15Especially when she's as crazy looking
00:09:17as Mary Bell.
00:09:18This is Happy Jack Monaghan.
00:09:21So called because he developed
00:09:23a muscle spasm in his cheeks
00:09:25from watching too many
00:09:26Humphrey Bogart pictures.
00:09:28Happy Jack's record is brief.
00:09:30His only crimes having been committed
00:09:32after his sister, Mary Bell,
00:09:34talked Renzo into giving him a job.
00:09:36Up until that time,
00:09:38Happy Jack had been a tennis bum,
00:09:40sleeping under the bleachers
00:09:41at Forest Hills
00:09:42and Moochie Nichols
00:09:43in the BMT subway.
00:09:45Since taking up with Renzo,
00:09:47he has become a well-known
00:09:47dice loader and murderer.
00:09:50The most obscure member
00:09:52of the dark quartet
00:09:53is Pete Peterson, Jr.,
00:09:55son of Pete Peterson, Sr.,
00:09:57famed vaudeville bird mimic.
00:09:59Pete, Jr. inherited
00:10:00his father's talent
00:10:01for animal imitations,
00:10:02but unfortunately
00:10:03blew his brain out of whack
00:10:05while imitating a whooping crane
00:10:06at the Elks Convention picnic
00:10:08in Oshkosh in 1942.
00:10:10Since then,
00:10:11anyone has been able
00:10:12to convince Pete of anything.
00:10:14Renzo found him struggling
00:10:15along as a pickpocket
00:10:17at Jones Beach
00:10:17and took him with him
00:10:19in his exile.
00:10:20Since then,
00:10:21he has been Renzo's
00:10:22faithful servant,
00:10:23shining his shoes
00:10:24and rubbing out his enemies.
00:10:26In return,
00:10:27Renzo permits him
00:10:28to imitate any animal
00:10:29that comes into his head.
00:10:36That, for instance,
00:10:38was the mating call
00:10:38of the Himalayan yak.
00:10:41There they are,
00:10:43my shipmates.
00:10:44I didn't know
00:10:45where they were taking
00:10:46those unsuspecting Cubans,
00:10:48but I knew they were taking.
00:10:49And so,
00:10:50with grim faces,
00:10:51we set our helm
00:10:52against the perilous future.
00:11:01Okay, now,
00:11:02before I begin,
00:11:04does anyone
00:11:04have anything to say?
00:11:06Pete?
00:11:11How about you, Jack?
00:11:12What do you think
00:11:12we should do?
00:11:13Give up?
00:11:14Oh, now, honey,
00:11:16is there any way
00:11:16for Maribel's big man
00:11:18to talk?
00:11:18Now, look,
00:11:20we've got to get rid
00:11:21of at least half
00:11:22of these Cubans
00:11:22without making
00:11:23the rest of them suspicious.
00:11:29He used to be a Cuban fisherman
00:11:32by the name of Hemingway.
00:11:34He got hooked
00:11:36on a sea monster
00:11:38in these waters
00:11:39a couple of years ago,
00:11:40and he was dragged for miles.
00:11:41He's got a lot of publicity.
00:11:44We're going to show
00:11:45these boys
00:11:46the greatest sea monster
00:11:47they ever saw
00:11:48in their lives.
00:11:49Jack,
00:11:49in my trunk
00:11:51there's some garden rakes
00:11:52used for weeding tomatoes.
00:11:54You get them
00:11:55and sharpen them
00:11:56like scalpers.
00:11:57Pete,
00:11:58you mix up
00:11:59a mess of
00:12:00olive oil
00:12:01and green ink
00:12:02and snag some seaweed
00:12:04from over the side.
00:12:05Now, Jack,
00:12:07what are you going to do?
00:12:08Sharpen up the garden rakes?
00:12:10Good boy.
00:12:11Pete,
00:12:12how about you?
00:12:16Does he have to do that?
00:12:19All right, Jack.
00:12:20Do that.
00:12:31All right.
00:12:34Jack.
00:12:43We've had a good life
00:12:44together,
00:12:45haven't we, baby?
00:12:46You know it, Poops.
00:12:50Winters in Tijuana,
00:12:52summers in Cicero.
00:12:56Remember that wonderful trip
00:12:57we took to Monte Carlo?
00:12:59You mean the time
00:13:00we heisted
00:13:00all those hundred dollar chips?
00:13:03Sure.
00:13:05I'll admit,
00:13:06I couldn't really hear
00:13:07anything through that door,
00:13:08but I was sure
00:13:09they were up to no good.
00:13:11I knew it was up
00:13:12to me to stop them.
00:13:14Now we're off again
00:13:16to parts unknown.
00:13:19It's like a second honeymoon.
00:13:21You know something?
00:13:24We ought to get married.
00:13:26Now don't be a drag, baby.
00:13:30How much Jack
00:13:31do you think's
00:13:31in that strong rock?
00:13:34There's plenty
00:13:35of Cuban sugar, though.
00:13:36What are we going to do
00:13:37with all of it?
00:13:42I don't know.
00:13:44I always wanted to open up
00:13:46a home for the age
00:13:48of hoodlums.
00:13:50Baby,
00:13:51you got a heart
00:13:52as big as
00:13:52all outdoors.
00:14:03A government agent
00:14:05lives in constant peril.
00:14:07I devised my undetectable
00:14:09radio set using
00:14:10simulated hot dogs
00:14:12for knobs
00:14:12and tubes
00:14:13inside of dill pickles
00:14:15while watching
00:14:16a number of sewer workmen
00:14:17during lunch hour.
00:14:19It comes in mighty handy,
00:14:21believe you me.
00:14:23one little slip
00:14:24and I can be headed
00:14:24for Davy Jones' locker.
00:14:29Hello, Havana.
00:14:30This is agent
00:14:30XK-150.
00:14:32Over.
00:14:35I'm making my first
00:14:36official report.
00:14:38So far,
00:14:39not too much
00:14:40has happened,
00:14:41but I'm anticipating.
00:14:43Renzo Capetto
00:14:44and his gang
00:14:45are on board
00:14:45as suspected.
00:14:46I am with them.
00:14:48I will call you
00:14:49again soon
00:14:49one of these days.
00:14:51This is agent
00:14:51XK-150
00:14:52signing off.
00:15:01What's happening?
00:15:02Just having a bite.
00:15:08Gee,
00:15:08that looks good.
00:15:10Do you mind
00:15:10if I join you?
00:15:26Come to mama.
00:15:33Crazy.
00:15:46the general says good morning you gorgeous beautiful creature would you ask the general
00:15:56to remove himself from my presence would you tell the general that i feel that he'd be most at home
00:16:25barbecuing slowly over a hot spit
00:16:39you must be a glutton for punishment
00:16:54what do you want you're too good for this life
00:16:59you're young and you're innocent you should get out
00:17:02all they're getting is good
00:17:06are you unwell the getting is great you're a victim of circumstance
00:17:13i try
00:17:15i do try
00:17:16you're a crazy mixed up kid
00:17:19i am perfectly adjusted to my life of crime now what is your story
00:17:23oh well you see i'm beyond help but you're not you can find a clean young man to marry
00:17:28and i haven't got the time
00:17:30but i can help you mary bell
00:17:34you can turn blue
00:17:36don't worry mary bell
00:17:37i'll save you
00:17:39i'll die
00:17:43that's a comforting alternative
00:17:53a secret agent should never sleep
00:17:55but there i was dreaming of mom's apple pie
00:17:58while up on deck renzo and his cutthroats were taking the first step
00:18:03killing an innocent cuban
00:18:05and pretending some imaginary monster did it just so they would be panicked into changing course
00:18:11so that renzo could steer them to his own picked destination
00:18:36wait one minute then give the alarm
00:18:44but what none of us knew
00:18:46was that the monster invented by renzo had already been invented by somebody else
00:18:52by a couple of other monsters i guess
00:19:05whoops
00:19:06whoops
00:19:07whoops
00:19:15whoops
00:19:16Help! P-P-Police murder!
00:19:19And this is a monster!
00:19:30What did he say?
00:19:42The General says what happened.
00:19:44Dear, if you'd like to hear it.
00:19:46Please go ahead.
00:19:49Well, I don't think it was anything human that killed your soldiers.
00:19:53I've seen the tracks and the claw wounds on their bodies.
00:19:58Now, in my studied opinion,
00:20:00those soldiers were attacked by some weird creature from the sea.
00:20:05Came in, get your boys in, and vanished again.
00:20:12What's so funny?
00:20:14That creature!
00:20:16How silly!
00:20:17Did you really think it is?
00:20:20What's so funny?
00:20:23This stupid gringo thinks Alejandro killed him a monster.
00:20:28He came out of the...
00:20:29Silence!
00:20:31This stupid gringo is right.
00:20:34An unknown unknown amphibian from unknown waters.
00:20:38The
00:20:39Well, uh...
00:20:43The General says, uh...
00:20:45You're right.
00:20:46It is the monster.
00:20:53Here, the General says...
00:20:55These waters are very dangerous, so we must flood a new course.
00:21:02The General says these waters are very dangerous, so we must flood a new course.
00:21:17the trip and change course you think he's got a glint in his eye pure gold maybe one when i
00:21:26have to
00:21:26knock them all off oh you boys are getting careless i told you to kill one not two what's that
00:21:35i can't
00:21:35you count okay pete now take the wheel well gee i i thought it was only one well i can't
00:21:45figure this out
00:21:48so we were going somewhere i didn't know washington didn't know renzo didn't know
00:21:55we all had to find out now gentlemen i think we ought to make our decision
00:22:05now has anybody got an idea about what about where we're going i thought it was to ciudad
00:22:13trujillo we were going oh no that's been changed well general tostado thinks we ought to change
00:22:19course in order to escape the monster no no no i think we ought to go to let's go to
00:22:29india i've always
00:22:30want to feel actually i think we ought to go to con it really swings this time of the year
00:22:35will you
00:22:35listen so strange my friends i always had a secret desire i always wanted to go to bali you know
00:22:42bali
00:22:43bali we are not going to bali caracas venezuela no please tell the general that i am convinced we
00:23:04go to san juan puerto rico this is agent xk 150 calling agent xk 120 via 190sl
00:23:21come in nivana now the first thing we've got to think about is to escape this pinky monster
00:23:27now if you take a look at the chart you'll notice there's a lot of deep water just north of
00:23:31puerto
00:23:32rico too deep for the monster to live in well how do you know he can't live in deep water
00:23:39because of his feet he's a walker and he's got to stay at the bottom now right stupid
00:23:44right stupid oh when we get to puerto rico we'll take the strong box ashore now as an american i
00:23:51won't be noticed i'll take a planet to see a doctor helo take the box with me i can say
00:23:58unequivocally
00:24:00without the slightest qualm of doubt that this gang is heading for valley i think the government
00:24:08should watch for us at the panama canal over the general says it's all right we may go to puerto
00:24:17rico
00:24:17but he won't keep the strong box out of his sight okay it's a deal
00:24:37i think i smell land are we almost there oh about six or eight hours
00:24:47another lucky shooter for the point
00:24:55you're ravishing you're sick listen i have a plan as soon as we get there we'll wait for night and
00:25:03when renzo isn't looking we'll jump off and swim for shore through shark infested water so no one
00:25:09will follow us then we'll steal a sailing thingy and head for brazil how do you like it i think
00:25:16it's
00:25:16grand you ought to do it well i'm i meant you too honey i wouldn't ride on the same bus
00:25:25with you
00:25:28now pete i want you to listen carefully
00:25:31now on the north coast of the big island there's a teeny speck of land called la isla del borracho
00:25:40named after one of columbus's lieutenants it should be deserted by now we ought to be able to land there
00:25:47huh good now there's a reef around the island and a very narrow opening which we have to go through
00:25:58i am going to run this yacht on the rocks right at the entrance now during the panic we'll take
00:26:05the
00:26:05strong box load it on a skiff and head for shore now pete when we get over 30 feet of
00:26:13water i'll give you
00:26:14a signal and then i want you to capsize the boat you understand
00:26:24later pete we'll come back and dive for it you understand everything sure uh i will be hit the
00:26:31rocks and then we put the box in the skip and then we dump it over 30 feet of water
00:26:35so we can come
00:26:36back and get it and that's because it's filled with nitroglycerin it shouldn't be on board anyway
00:26:51i'll do baracko look at the reefs
00:26:59rings they're ahead
00:27:09they're starting through
00:27:10they're starting through
00:27:11they're going to go
00:27:31i'll save you i'll save you
00:28:06it's all right be calm everybody the boat's insured
00:28:18they're going to go
00:28:38and
00:28:42Everything went according to plan.
00:28:45The Renzos and the Monsters.
00:28:58Roll, roll, roll your boat gently up the creek.
00:29:02Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I'm going to be sick.
00:29:14You know, this reminds me of one time on Lake Minnetonka.
00:29:17Louise Schmidt and I were paddling along when what do you think happened?
00:29:36General says you have your orders.
00:29:38As soon as he can estimate the situation.
00:29:40Well, you can tell El General.
00:29:44Got to be through giving orders around here.
00:29:47Look, you men have no money and you have no guns and you're on U.S. soil.
00:29:53That's all right, I'm on your side.
00:29:55Pete, I want you to search the islands, see if anybody lives here.
00:29:59Jack, you take one of the lifeboats and row to shore.
00:30:03Make your way to San Juan and rent us a fishing boat and plenty of diving gear.
00:30:08Uh-huh.
00:30:10Come on, boy.
00:30:14Colonel, you see if you can get your men to build us a lean-to or something to keep the
00:30:20rain off.
00:30:21Atención.
00:30:22Ah, baby.
00:30:23De frente.
00:30:24¡Marche!
00:30:32Un, dos, un, dos, un, dos, un, dos, un, dos, un, dos.
00:30:37¡Esta, eso!
00:30:39Ahora todos pueden trabajar.
00:30:42¡Miedo!
00:30:47¡Muchas gracias!
00:30:50¿Vale?
00:30:52¿Vale?
00:30:52Good day here forever.
00:30:54I won't be necessary, baby.
00:30:56¿Por qué?
00:30:58Well, the way I figure it, these Cubans aren't very much at diving.
00:31:02But Jack, Pete, and I are all pretty good spear fishermen.
00:31:06We'll go down, find the strong box, and hide it in a hole in the reef.
00:31:11After that, we'll tell the Cubans that it's no use.
00:31:15Give up.
00:31:17It'll be safe there for months, even years, until we're ready to come back and get it.
00:31:23You like it?
00:31:27Booksy, sometimes you are so smart you make me sick.
00:31:41Give up.
00:31:47Okay.
00:32:09codes
00:32:16The End
00:32:45The End
00:33:12The End
00:33:17Pete, aren't you going to introduce me to the lady?
00:33:20Isn't it beautiful, Renzo?
00:33:24Very lovely.
00:33:26Where did you meet?
00:33:31Oh, no.
00:33:33That was me, Mary-in-law.
00:33:38I wish you many happy returns of the day.
00:33:41Oh, isn't that a ring you're wearing, mister?
00:33:44Forcina Perez.
00:33:45It's a wedding ring.
00:34:01Oh, about 20 bottles, 10 regulars.
00:34:04Masks, spear guns, the works.
00:34:06Oh, we did it as usual.
00:34:07Well, okay, we're going to start diving this afternoon.
00:34:10I brought something else on with me, too.
00:34:18Carmelita, I'd like you to meet Renzo Capetta, my sister Mary-Belle, Mr. Pete Peterson, and...
00:34:25Well, I don't know who the large woman with him is.
00:34:27Forcina Perez.
00:34:29Hi.
00:34:30Hello, everybody.
00:34:31You found this woman in San Juan?
00:34:34Well, she was living in a sort of sorority house down by the docks.
00:34:38She's awful friendly.
00:34:40Why don't you come on with me, honey?
00:34:42I'll show you our sorority house.
00:34:47Senor Capetta, I have the honor to report that my men will be ready in one hour.
00:34:52Ready for what?
00:34:53To dive to the Strombogs.
00:34:56You mean your men are divers?
00:34:57Yes.
00:34:58They are Cuban Army frogmen.
00:35:02Olay.
00:35:07I had the situation well on hand.
00:35:09Mary-Belle was weakening, as I'm sure you've noticed.
00:35:11Then she came into my life.
00:35:14I didn't see her coming, but somehow I sensed her presence and knew that my life was changed forever.
00:35:24Mo, who are you?
00:35:31Sparks Moran.
00:35:33As a trained espionage agent, I could tell that she was attracted to me.
00:35:37But I wanted Mary-Belle.
00:35:38And Mary-Belle wanted Renzo.
00:35:40And Renzo wanted to go.
00:35:43Hey!
00:35:44Hey!
00:35:46Mark!
00:35:46Mark!
00:35:47I'm an idiot!
00:35:48Let's keep this thing firm.
00:35:50You all right?
00:35:51Oh, yes!
00:35:55All right, we're ready.
00:35:56Let's keep it on.
00:35:57I don't know, but I'm ready.
00:36:01Vamos, soldados, jovenos!
00:36:03Asumer, genos!
00:36:06Asumer, genos!
00:36:10Oh, no!
00:36:13Oh, no!
00:36:16Oh, no!
00:36:22No!
00:36:24No!
00:36:25No, rainbow!
00:36:25No!
00:36:42Good luck, Bootsy.
00:37:11Good luck, Bootsy.
00:37:38Good luck, Bootsy.
00:37:55Bootsy had found the lonely Cuban.
00:38:02Good luck, Bootsy.
00:38:25Good luck, Bootsy.
00:38:26Their attack was cleanly executed.
00:38:30The victim was dead.
00:38:32The killers delighted, but not satisfied.
00:38:37Renzo must have another quart of Latin blood.
00:38:44We waited, sensing the dangers below, while the unholy three sought new prey.
00:39:00It didn't take them long to find it.
00:39:16What happened to them?
00:39:18What's this, Sergeant?
00:39:18No, it was a monster.
00:39:19What do you mean that monster?
00:39:21A real, live, honest-to-goodness monster with claws and everything.
00:39:24Oh, you're nuts.
00:39:25Hold this thing.
00:39:26Carmelita, it's too dangerous for you here.
00:39:29Let's run away and live a little.
00:39:30No, no.
00:39:31I'm in love with the Fox.
00:39:32Fox Moran?
00:39:33Let's see.
00:39:34Well, how can you be in love with him?
00:39:35He's an idiot.
00:39:36You ought to be in love with me.
00:39:37No, I'm in love with him.
00:39:39And I don't care.
00:39:40I've never seen you again.
00:39:43Oh, if I'd only pay my life insurance premium, I'd kill myself.
00:39:47Oh, no, no, no.
00:39:49Don't kid.
00:39:49You got it.
00:39:50Well, why now?
00:39:51No.
00:39:51You come with me.
00:39:52I'll show you.
00:39:53Come with me to the jungle.
00:39:54You've seen one jungle.
00:39:55You've seen them all.
00:39:56You come with me.
00:39:56You'll see all you like.
00:40:01Hello, sir.
00:40:03Senor.
00:40:04I'm very much afraid of these monsters.
00:40:06Well, let's just pick up and go home.
00:40:08No.
00:40:09I am an officer.
00:40:11We will not stop until we have the strumbags.
00:40:14From now on, we'll dive with spear guns.
00:40:18Crazy.
00:40:29Mango!
00:40:31Mango!
00:40:37Mango!
00:40:40Mango!
00:41:17I was telling her what that no good of Carmelita do to you.
00:41:21I was telling her to cheat you up.
00:41:24Gee, thanks, Porcina.
00:41:26But it really wasn't necessary.
00:41:28Do you not like mango?
00:41:30Oh, yeah, I like it.
00:41:35She not speak good English, Señor.
00:41:43Well, I don't think that's going to matter at all.
00:41:48Okay, I'm going back now.
00:41:50Mr. Peterson, Jr.
00:41:52He is waiting for me now.
00:41:54Adios, Porcina.
00:41:56Adios.
00:41:56Adios.
00:42:05Adios.
00:42:09Adios.
00:42:12Adios.
00:42:21Adios.
00:42:24Adios.
00:42:25Adios.
00:42:35Adios.
00:42:38Adios.
00:42:41Adios.
00:42:50Adios.
00:42:53Adios.
00:42:58Adios.
00:43:01Adios.
00:43:04Adios.
00:43:11Adios.
00:43:24Adios.
00:43:32Adios.
00:43:34Adios.
00:43:48Adios.
00:43:49Adios.
00:44:00Adios.
00:44:01Adios.
00:44:04Adios.
00:44:09Adios.
00:44:13Adios.
00:44:23Adios.
00:44:27Adios.
00:44:30Adios.
00:44:45Adios.
00:44:49Adios.
00:44:51Adios.
00:44:54Adios.
00:44:55Adios.
00:45:05Adios.
00:45:11Adios.
00:45:12Adios.
00:45:15Adios.
00:45:18Adios.
00:45:21Adios.
00:45:22Adios.
00:45:24Adios.
00:45:24Adios.
00:45:24Adios.
00:45:25Adios.
00:45:25jungle. What's this? What is this? This man's wife is playing around, Mr. Pierce. He's
00:45:38very angry. That's tough. This man wants to sell you his wife for $50 and a case of
00:45:53$100. Carmelita, will you talk to him? We're busy. Oh, sure. I will tell him to cut down
00:46:03to $20 for a fifth of gin. Gin nothing. Who wants to buy his improbable wife? Come on, General
00:46:12Testado, let's get going.
00:46:14Soldados cubanos, de nuevo a sumergirlos. Una, dos y tres. Una, dos y tres. Una, dos, dos,
00:46:29tres.
00:46:36All right, baby. Listen, you hold on to these because I can't use them without Peter Jack
00:46:41to help me, huh? I'll keep them warm for you.
00:46:51All right.
00:46:56All right.
00:46:58All right.
00:47:16Oh, you're right.
00:47:34Renzo Capetto had at last found the strong box, and the unknown partner had found Renzo Capetto.
00:48:18Renzo Capetto, Renzo Capetto, Renzo Capetto, Renzo Capetto.
00:48:37Renzo Capetto.
00:49:14Renzo Capetto.
00:49:21Renzo Capetto.
00:49:24Renzo Capetto.
00:49:27Renzo Capetto.
00:49:33Michael!
00:49:35Michael!
00:49:37Michael!
00:49:39Please!
00:49:39Down!
00:49:40My daughter!
00:49:41Please!
00:49:50Michael!
00:49:52Michael!
00:49:53Michael!
00:49:55Michael!
00:49:59Michael!
00:50:05Why'd you have to do it, Renzo?
00:50:07Why did I have to do what?
00:50:08Don't play games with me. Why'd you kill her?
00:50:10Jack, I swear I had nothing to do.
00:50:12I said don't play games.
00:50:13We all saw her.
00:50:15The same five incisions and those brown marks on that stupid coir plunger.
00:50:19Why'd you ask Maribel? I gave her the rakes before I went under.
00:50:22I won't play. You had two more in your trunk.
00:50:25Just in case you said, remember?
00:50:26Yeah, I remember, but they're still there.
00:50:30I can't convince them, honey. Maybe you can.
00:50:32Sorry, honey.
00:50:34I'm afraid I'm gonna have to go along with Jack.
00:50:36You think I did it?
00:50:38Well, what else can I think?
00:50:40You made that monster up out of thin air.
00:50:42Don't try to tell me it's real.
00:50:44I'm not that stupid.
00:50:45Well, I am.
00:50:46I always believed in it.
00:50:48But it's gotta be real.
00:50:50Either that or the Cubans are trying to kill us off.
00:50:52I can't buy that.
00:50:53I don't care what you buy.
00:50:55From now on, we're gonna die with spirits like the rest of them.
00:50:58We've got to get rid of the rest of those Cubans as quickly as possible.
00:51:01Now, we'll start tomorrow morning with tostado.
00:51:05Jack?
00:51:06What?
00:51:07Pete?
00:51:30Possible death notwithstanding.
00:51:32The courageous general and two of his men dove once more into the deadly sea.
00:51:38But, as usual, they were not alone.
00:51:41Renzo waited for them to separate.
00:51:55One pulled away and then there were two.
00:52:09Tostado went all alone into the forbidding void.
00:52:13With the killers closing in.
00:52:35The giant observer stood watching over a pathetic bit of cloth, all that remained of mango.
00:52:43At last, tostado had found his gold in his own watery grave.
00:53:08Oh, boy.
00:53:10Oh, boy.
00:53:24the general died as all generals should his greedy murderers let his body drift away while
00:53:30congratulated each other happy Jack found a scrap of address and knew what had happened to his beloved
00:53:44suddenly
00:54:07don't touch me oh honey go ahead try to talk yourself out of it try to talk yourself cool
00:54:12this time baby boy tell me the cubans did it only they were on board pulling in the general now
00:54:17who
00:54:17was down there with that no baby you gotta believe me I don't have to look at you again
00:54:29all right Mary Bell I saw what he did you they killed your brother and now you've got to leave
00:54:34Mary Bell and there's no one to help you but me oh Mary Bell I love you so much I
00:54:38could split
00:54:46what do you do to my man oh shut up
00:55:02it was dusk I could tell because the sun was going down
00:55:12you were right when you're all my arm is finished I know when the general died I don't care about
00:55:21the
00:55:21boxing mollet the monster I don't want him to kill any more of my men
00:55:27neither do I colonel I think we must go to ciudad Trujillo in the morning
00:55:32you can go anywhere you like I'm going home to America America
00:55:40now I can't go back there anymore
00:55:47I've got an uncle there who's been after me for years to help them snap grapes beginning to appeal to
00:55:54me
00:55:59Mary Bell hates me I know but I love you
00:56:06it's kind of nice having somebody love you
00:56:10why don't you try to love me you might like it
00:56:16I guess I can try
00:56:19she pressed her hot latin lips against mine
00:56:21and I forgot everything but harm a leader
00:56:24but our silent partner was not going to let me forget
00:56:29this was it
00:56:30there was but one thing a responsible trusted representative of the United States government
00:56:34could do at a time like this
00:56:36get out of there
00:56:39Mary Bell
00:56:40yes
00:56:42honey
00:56:43I'd just like one more chance to explain
00:56:46please
00:56:49it's all right books
00:56:50it doesn't really matter
00:56:53no matter where you go
00:56:54what you do
00:56:59love you to the day I die
00:57:07yeah
00:57:08yeah
00:57:09yeah
00:57:11yeah
00:57:12yeah
00:57:19yeah
00:57:20yeah
00:57:22yeah
00:57:24yeah
00:57:25yeah
00:57:25yeah
00:57:54Renzo loved Mary Bell,
00:57:56but he was the skipper
00:57:57and decided to go down ahead of his ship.
00:58:30THE END
00:59:08Carmelita, I've never known a girl like you.
00:59:11You've never spent your whole life in a monastery?
00:59:14Carmelita, I love you and I want to marry you
00:59:16and take you away from all this.
00:59:18That I would like it, I think.
00:59:20Of course, we'd have to live on the salary
00:59:22of an American spy, which is $41.50 a week.
00:59:25I don't care.
00:59:27You're so strong, so intelligent.
00:59:29You see how you solved this whole case?
00:59:32You're the smartest little pill in the whole world.
00:59:35I'm not really as smart as I look, Carmelita.
00:59:37You see, I have to admit that
00:59:39all that time I thought Renzo and the Cubans
00:59:42were trying to steal that strong box.
00:59:44But I was wrong.
00:59:46The real killer was the monster.
00:59:49So what?
00:59:50You're beautiful.
00:59:53So I got the girl.
00:59:55And guess who got the gold?
00:59:58The End
00:59:58The End
00:59:59THE END
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