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00:09it's the board game you love it's now a TV game show ladies and gentlemen it's
00:15time for the wittiest game on earth Wits and Wagers and now please welcome our
00:23witty host Alex Paris hello everybody welcome to the second episode of Wits and
00:38Wagers the wittiest game on earth I'm Alexander Price your host we got five
00:43wonderful contestants tonight starting with our returning champion with 13,800
00:48hours he is from Quahog Rhode Island and he's from the hit TV show Family Guy
00:53let's welcome Peter Griffin hey it's Peter
01:00so welcome back to the show Peter are you ready to win more money tonight yeah
01:05that's great but do you think you defeat your your four new contestants yeah all
01:12right that's good and we have four new contestants tonight starting with the one
01:17and only Mario it's a me Mario how long was his brother Luigi
01:28his pal Yoshi
01:32and we have Phoenix Wright
01:37all right glad to have you all here tonight you all ready to play with some
01:42wagers yeah all right let's play with some wagers with some wagers is a game of
01:47luck where contestants don't have to know the answer they just got to come close
01:51to the actual answer without going over and we have a brand new format that was
01:55just going to be a little bit easier for our contestants to win money and by that I'm
01:59going to give everybody's $1,000 to start with
02:04yep the new format is instead of rearranging the answers and placing your bets of which
02:10one is closest to the actual answer without going over
02:13this is what contestants are going to do I'm going to read them a question and it must come up
02:17with an
02:17answer and a numerical response and they're going to use their money of how confident they are so
02:24let's say that Peter wagers like oh let's say $500 on his answer after that I reveal the answer and
02:33whoever is closest to the actual answer wins all of their wager so for example if Peter wagered $500 he'll
02:41get
02:41all of the $500 he wagered if Yoshi for example wagered let's say $300 he's going to get half for
02:50being second closest so he'll get $150 while the other three don't get anything except if you go over
02:57you're going to lose of whatever you wagered the rules still apply there's still seven questions and
03:02whoever has the most cash at the end of the game will still get the $10,000 bonus and if
03:07any
03:08contestant wins three games in a row that contestant will go to a special end game for a shot at
03:14get
03:14this $500,000 that's right half a million dollars and Peter Griffin's only two steps away for playing
03:24that special end game so if you win this game and one more game they're going to play that special
03:29end game Peter awesome all right you understand the rules all right let's play with some wagers
03:43all right like I said earlier I'm going to read you a question and you'll still have 30 seconds to
03:47couple to an answer and then you're going to write down of how much you want to wager on that
03:51question
03:51so here's the first question of the night in what year did the Wright brothers become the first people
03:58to successfully fly a manned airplane I'll repeat the question one more time in what year did the
04:03Wright brothers become the first people to successfully fly a manned airplane let's put 30 seconds on the
04:10clock and your time starts now looks like everybody's done everybody's raising up their hand all right
04:26let's stop the clock now let's reveal the answers please and now let's reveal their wagers
04:34all right it's time for me to read the answer and it's 1903 so that means mario luigi and phoenix
04:42you're going to get one thousand dollars while peter gets 350 dollars yoshi going to lose 350 you're
04:48also going to get a 500 bonus for getting the answer right on her nose all right that's the end
04:54of the
04:54first question it's time for our second question of the night in miles what is the distance between
04:59russia and the united states at their closest point in miles what is the distance between russia and
05:05the u.s at their closest point let's put 30 seconds on the clock and your time starts now
05:22all right everybody's raising their hands stop the clock let's reveal the answers
05:29and now let's reveal their wagers all right here's the answer to question number two and it is
05:37two and a half miles two and a half miles so that means unfortunately luigi and phoenix are
05:44going to lose some money but yoshi will still stay at 650 mario's going to get a thousand bucks and
05:49peter's
05:49going to get half of his wager so he'll get 625. all right that's the end of the second question
05:55and now
05:55time for the third question the tumbo tree is only found in the nabid desert in africa how many leaves
06:02does a tumbo tree have i repeat it one more time the tumbo tree is only found in the nabid
06:08desert in
06:09africa how many leaves does a tumbo tree have i'm going to give you another 30 seconds to come up
06:14with
06:14an answer and a wager and the time starts now all right stop the clock let's reveal the answers
06:29please here's the answer to question number three and it is two tumbo trees there are two tumbo trees
06:38found in africa so that means peter's going to go to 4,025 mario's going to go up to 4
06:44000 luigi's
06:45going to lose 500 peter's going to get 500 hours we're getting the answer right on the nose all right
06:50that's the end of the third question and before we get to our fourth question we're going to take time
06:54out for right now and when we come back we're going to find out who's going to win the game
06:59could it be
06:59either or could it be anybody else that won't go away we'll be right back after these words
07:14welcome back to wits and wagers here are the current scores right now and before i read the fourth
07:20question many many of you have been wondering why did you change the format when it's only the second
07:25episode well when i tried doing a few episodes of wits and wagers with uh let me show you with
07:32the
07:32payout structure let me show you this one right here i had a little bit of a complication when editing
07:39and
07:39when i did the first episode of wits and wagers it took a lot of time to edit that with
07:44all the
07:44rearranging and stuff so i thought this would be the perfect way to save time and that way i can
07:49upload
07:49of course on game show entertainment we can upload whatever the heck we want so that way we won't
07:55cause frustration to our fans but anyways i hope you all enjoy the new format anyways let's get to
08:01our fourth question of the night and here's the fourth question so pay close attention what percent
08:08of americans age 18 to 25 have at least one tattoo what percent of americans at age 18 to 25
08:17have at
08:17least one tattoo we're going to put another 30 seconds on the clock to write down an answer in your
08:22wager clock starts now okay stop the clock let's reveal the answers please and now let's reveal the
08:44wagers here's the answer to the fourth question it is 36 percent so peter you're going to get an extra
08:53two thousand dollars taking up to six thousand five hundred twenty five dollars mario you're going to
08:58get five hundred dollars taking you up to four thousand five hundred dollars luigi you're going to lose
09:03two hundred dollars taking it down to thirteen hundred dollars yoshi you're not you're going to lose three
09:09hundred dollars taking you back down to 350 and you're going to go down to two thousand dollars
09:16phoenix we're almost done it's time for our fifth question of the night oh boy this is an obvious
09:24question how many hours per week does the average american spend watching television how many hours per
09:31week on average does the average american spend what spend their time watching television let's put another
09:3830 seconds on the clock please all right time starts now
09:54stop the clock let's reveal the answers please
09:59all right here's the answer to the question oh my 34 hours 34 hours
10:08oh my peter's doubling his winnings to thirteen thousand fifty dollars
10:13venus is going to get one hundred dollars yoshi still stays at 350 luigi's going to lose 300
10:20hours taking him down to one thousand dollars and mario you're still standing with four thousand five
10:25hundred dollars and that's the current scores for now all right we got two more questions to go
10:30and here's the sixth question of wits and wagers and pounds how much potatoes does the average
10:36american eat per year in pounds how much potatoes does the average american eat per year you have 30 seconds
10:45to come up with an answer in your wager starting now
11:01all right stop the clock all right let's reveal the answers and the wagers please
11:07sometimes i'll do that i'll just ask computer reveal the answer and the wagers at some questions
11:13sometimes it will sometimes it will anyways here's the answer to the sixth question
11:17oh my 142 pounds 142 pounds that the average american eats potatoes per year
11:26so that means luigi you're gonna get an extra 300 dollars yoshi and phoenix you're not gonna get
11:31anything else mario's gonna lose a thousand bucks and peter's gonna get 525 dollars this is the final
11:38question of wits and wages so this could be anybody's game so here's the question so pay close attention
11:44question how many pounds does an empty boeing 747 airplane weigh how many pounds does an empty boeing
11:53747 airplane weigh you have 30 seconds to come up with an answer and your wager starting now
12:08oh everybody's done quickly stop the clock answers and wagers please
12:15all right and here's the answer wow 406 900 pounds and peter griffin with a 10 000
12:26hour bonus you are the winner with 33 575 awesome everybody else is going to get a thousand dollars
12:36for being a part of the show and peter that takes your total wins to 47 375 awesome
12:46and that's all the time we have here on with some wagers join us next week where peter will face
12:52off
12:52four new people and if he wins one more game he'll play that special end game for 500 000
12:58dollars so thank you very much for watching win some rangers we will see you all next week good night
13:03everybody
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